Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Ye Luo followed him immediately, and soon they arrived at a small restaurant.

According to Funina, it means having fun with the people!

Ye Luo nodded. The people of Fengdan are really lucky to have such a considerate god!

Funina ordered several dishes, all of which were relatively expensive, without paying any attention to the price.

Soon. The dishes are ready. The boss also enthusiastically asked for Funina’s autograph and was prepared to waive the order.

Funina naturally refused. She was a god, how could she eat and drink for free?

Funina's appetite is relatively small, and Ye Luo has eaten it before. The two of them ate a little and were already full.

Ye Luo looked at the dishes on the table and said with some pity: "Lord Water God, can this be packaged?"

"Of course, frugality is a noble character, and I happen to have it!" Funina proudly raised her head and made another concave look.

Ye Luo was used to it and asked the boss to pack it up with a smile.

"How much does this meal cost?" Ye Luo looked at the boss and asked.

"Five thousand mola, welcome to come again next time!" The boss smiled and directly wiped the zero for Ye Luo.

Ye Luo did not take out the money, but looked at Funina.

She said she was treating her, so how could she have the nerve to overstep her authority?

He...he wants to see what I do. I never bring money. Why don't you be polite and treat me to dinner?

I am the water god Fukaros, the god of justice. How many people have invited me to dinner, can't you be more conscious?

"Ahem!" Ye Luo coughed twice and reminded.

However, Funina didn't seem to hear her. She held her chin in her hand with a serious expression, as if she was thinking about an important question.

Ye Luo was dumbfounded, do you or I know Funina? This is completely different from the water god she imagined!

Funina could only apologize in her heart. She couldn't lose face in front of the people, so she could only trouble the assistant.

The boss looked at Ye Luo calling for the check, but he didn't pay for it for a long time. What kind of operation is this?

Could it be that this person wants to break the rules and freeload?

The boss frowned. He had already thought of a possibility. Ye Luo wanted to get this meal for free, and then go back and reimburse him, so that he could get five thousand molas for nothing.

The boss was very hesitant. He had previously said that the exemption was for Funina.

There seems to be no need to waive the bill for this assistant.

The boss didn't suspect that Funina was asking for money, which was simply impossible.

What is Funina's character like? They haven't changed in the decades since they were young. They are very cute and fun. It is impossible for them to do such a thing.

Ye Luo was also embarrassed by being stared at. In order not to affect the image of the water god, he had to take out five thousand mola and handed it to the boss.

After the boss received the money, he immediately helped Ye Luo pack with a smile, and all his previous speculations were forgotten.

"Huh..." The two of them walked out of the restaurant, both letting out a long sigh of relief.

Ye Luo immediately looked at Funina, the water god who had been pretending to be in a daze just now!

As for why Ye Luo knew she was faking, it was simple. She clenched her hands into fists.

Just ask, a person in a daze can still have time to clench his fists.

"Ms. Funina, don't you want to treat us?" After the two of them walked for a while, Ye Luo couldn't help but ask.

"Ahem, why would I bring such vulgar things with me when I go out? I will return it to you when I get back!" Funina coughed twice and returned to her cold look.

Ye Luo finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was almost going to break up with the Water God because of a little Mo La.

I still don't have enough rank, the water god has already reached the point where he is not interested in money!

"I'm so shallow, I still doubt you, damn me!" Ye Luo quickly apologized to Funina.

Funina waved her hand and said thoughtfully: "It's not your fault. Everyone in the world is trapped by money, and I am the only one who can uncover the illusion here!"

Hahaha, he must have been conquered by this god. Sample, can I tell you that I don’t have any money? I gave it away long ago last time.

It seems that I saw his expression when he knew he had no money. Will he hit me? Should I call Navilette?

Ye Luo looked at Funina with admiration. He really wanted to show the street gangsters and drunkards what a real god is!

"Ms. Funina is awesome!" Ye Luo couldn't help shouting.

"Awesome, what is this?" Funina asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"Ahem, it means super awesome!" Ye Luo coughed twice and explained awkwardly.

Funina immediately smiled and nodded, "Sure enough. I guess that's what you mean!"

Of course she couldn't guess it, but she was a god, how could she reveal her ignorance.

Along the way, many people will say hello to Funina. She is really Fontaine's well-deserved star.

The two of them walked along and unknowingly arrived at the square where Ye Luo was telling stories.

At this moment, a group of people are staring at the table here, wishing to destroy the place, and the one who stepped on the horse unexpectedly missed the appointment.

Soon, Ye Luo also saw the angry crowd and immediately shrank behind Funina.

If this was discovered, wouldn't he be hung up and beaten? He could only pray in his heart, and Funina left quickly.

However, little did they know that Funina was also one of them, so how could she leave.

Funina glanced around and found no wooden box that could stand on, and she suddenly felt helpless.

She had no choice but to come to the steps.

"Ahem, my people, how are you doing these days? Do you have any fun to share..."

Funina looked at everyone, smiled and waved.

Only then did everyone notice Funina, and immediately waved hello enthusiastically and shouted, Lord Water God!

"Lord Water God, you are really good at the recent trial. You actually analyzed the criminal's criminal logic impeccably!"

"Lord Water God, have you read the latest magazine? It's really good!"

"Funina, Funina, Funina!"

……

Funina was very happy. She smiled proudly and said, "What is this magazine? Can you show it to me?"

Soon, someone brought a magazine.

Ye Luo immediately walked over very sensibly and took the magazine over.

"Ahem, give me the money!" Funina coughed twice and whispered to Ye Luo.

There is no way, although the concave shape is very important, it must not harm the interests of the people.

Ye Luo nodded quickly, took out another thousand mola and handed it to the man.

Soon, people also discovered that Ye Luo was the storyteller from before!

"Damn it, brothers, look at the blue-haired boy next to Lord Water God, is he a storyteller?"

"It seems true. I didn't expect him to secretly become an official, this piece of shit!"

"I'm going to forget about our fans when they get rich. Such people should be dragged to soak in the water of the original sea of ​​​​fetus!"