Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"I can't stay for more than a quarter of an hour in version 3.8. I hope the server will be launched on time at 11 o'clock!"

"Mi Huhu is fooling this thin dog, and you still think that he can shoot more rough stones, it must be accurate!"

"Why are so many people crowded at the door? My traveler is going to be pregnant!"

"Don't squeeze me. I forgot to wash my paimeng yesterday. Let me in first!"

"I am Kamisato Ayaka's dog!"

"Fengdan is already gone, but Linghua is still here. Hurry and take this dog away."

……

Ye Luoshou stood in front of the computer screen, rubbing his hands excitedly. Seeing that the time came to eleven o'clock, he immediately moved towards the door and started the game.

A burst of white light lit up, and Ye Luo lost consciousness instantly.

True? Genshin Impact, start!

……

Ye Luo woke up quietly, touched the back of his head, and looked around.

The blue ocean and the clear sky. The breeze blows gently, and the lake surface ripples with thousands of ripples.

In the distance is a large waterfall. The water and sky are the same color, and it seems that there is no end in sight.

"Where is this place? I was kidnapped to Myanmar?"

Ye Luo looked around and murmured.

Looking at the spectacular waterfall in the distance, Ye Luo suddenly thought of something. This seemed to be Fontaine!

The original god Fontaine?

Ye Luo was speechless for a moment and couldn't say anything.

The brain shuts down and goes blank.

Could it be that after all his good deeds, God will reward him with a blessing?

"Gugu..." Ye Luo's stomach began to scream, which was really disturbing the scenery.

He woke up from his joy in an instant, and his top priority was to get ashore quickly.

There is a high probability that my time travel is related to the comment I made yesterday.

"Are you willing to travel back in time to the game where your avatar is and play the game to get out?"

He liked it without hesitation, not expecting it to be true.

It's a pity that the next time he signed in to receive an evaluation of the system, he didn't even sign in.

Thinking about it now, he wished he could give himself a few big dicks and slap himself to death!

Now that it's here, let's make peace with it. It's useless to think about anything else.

Ye Luo checked his position and saw a ship underneath him.

This was probably a wave boat. He could clearly see the gears turning below.

Ye Luo scratched his head and thought about how to drive.

After scratching it, he found that his hair seemed to be much thicker.

So, to learn a little more about himself, he stuck his head out of the boat.

Blue hair, black eyes, black skin... Fortunately, the skin is fair, and he has a handsome appearance.

Ye Luo was so satisfied that he couldn't help but touch his face and burst into laughter.

Fortunately, there is no one here, otherwise he would have to be sent to Merlot Petersburg to prevent him from accidentally hurting anyone.

After careful consideration, Ye Luo finally successfully operated the wave boat and started sailing.

However, it is not clear whether Fontaine needs a driver’s license to drive a boat.

After all, this is a country of laws, keen on judgment.

He didn't want to go to jail as soon as he entered Fontaine.

He is not a traveler!

……

Soon, Ye Luo arrived in Fontaine in a wave boat.

At Fontaine Pier, everyone just looked up at Ye Luo for a few times, then continued to do their own thing with their heads down.

There is no feeling of being in the spotlight, but he feels that this is great!

After Ye Luo got off the wave boat, he suddenly had some thoughts.

His pocket is now penniless. Since he is driving this wave boat, it belongs to him.

In order to fill his stomach, he decided to sell the wave boat!

After making up his mind, he immediately locked the boat.

"Who the hell is locked up on a wave boat? He is morally corrupt and must be tried. He is guilty of death..."

In the distance, Ye Luo was originally asking where to collect the boat when he heard this roar.

The scolding was unpleasant, but Ye Luo simply ignored it.

And when he heard the judgment, he immediately became weak. After all, according to that person's opinion, this ship probably does not belong to Ye Luo.

He is a man who wants to do great things, how can he live in prison for a long time?

"Hey, where is your ship? Take me to see it so I can estimate it!" The businessman next to him looked at Ye Ye and asked with some interest.

"Ship, what kind of boat? What are you talking about? How can I get a boat if I'm so poor?" Ye Luo looked at the businessman in confusion, and finally left after scratching his head.

The businessman looked at Ye Luo leaving with a puzzled look on his face.

The boat is not a contraband, so I wonder what Ye Luo is afraid of!

……

On the road, there are many mechanical guards and mechanical dogs patrolling. Their black muzzles are intimidating to look at.

"Gugu..." Ye Luo's stomach screamed again, as if he had been beaten by Fatty.

Ye Luo came outside a restaurant, smelled the rich aroma of food wafting inside, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

However, this does not work at all, and the evil is still as evil as ever.

Looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst, painting cakes to satisfy hunger, and beautiful scenery are all lies...

No, it’s not pretty!

Ye Luo looked at the girl coming from a distance. She had short pink shoulder-length hair, a small round hat with a white feather on her head, and a sweet and pretty face.

She walked over slowly with a camera in her hand.

When Ye Luo saw her, he immediately thought of a way to eat.

He recognized this Charlotte, after all, she appeared before Fontaine appeared.

"This journalist friend, I have important information!" Ye Luo hurriedly greeted him and said with a smile.

When Charlotte heard Ye Luo's words, she immediately stopped and looked at Ye Luo with some confusion.

Ye Luo smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you want to know where Fengshen is now? I have some secrets about him here."

Hearing this, Charlotte asked with some interest: "Can you come and listen?"

Charlotte's soft tone made people want to continue talking. It seemed that her professionalism as a reporter was really good.

"Gugu!" Ye Luo's stomach screamed for the third time, and he was already a little dizzy.

Charlotte heard the sound and immediately smiled and said: "Sir, please allow me to treat you to a simple meal!"

"This... is not good!" Ye Luo politely refused.

There is no way, this kind of humility etiquette has been deeply engraved in his bones since he was a child.

"Since..." Charlotte was about to agree with Ye Luo.

Ye Luo quickly covered his mouth and said quickly: "This is great, I happen to be hungry!"

After saying that, Ye Luo took Charlotte's hand and rushed directly into the restaurant.

Charlotte was dragged into the restaurant by Ye Luo in a daze. She was just about to sigh with emotion at Ye Luo's politeness and humility, but she was dragged in.

After all, she has been to other countries and knows some of Liyue's customs, so she doesn't think much of it.

However, she is a little confused now.

……

"I want Fontaine fatty liver, Shuixiang frozen meat, confit duck legs,...and two bottles of Fontaine!" Ye Luo took the menu and read it out in one breath.

The waiter's hand holding the pen trembled, and he looked at Ye Luo with some embarrassment:

"Sir, I'm sorry, can you repeat it?"

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't remember it.

But since the waiter couldn't remember, he could order it again.

However, just after Ye Luo finished reading, Charlotte asked with a smile:

"You don't want confit duck legs? You're welcome."

Ye Luo was stunned when he smelled it. He vaguely seemed to have ordered this dish just now.

But how could she remember so many dishes in an instant?

"No, that's too much!" Ye Luo paused, but still refused.

Charlotte nodded to the waiter, and then he left with the menu.

She is now very curious about Ye Luo, Fengdan's face, and Liyue's etiquette.

"Sir, may I ask for your last name? Let me know, I am Charlotte, a reporter from Steambird Newspaper!" Charlotte saw that Ye Luo was unwilling to speak, so she took the initiative to introduce herself.

"Ye Luo!" Ye Luo smiled and replied directly.

Charlotte nodded, then looked at Ye Luo, hesitated for a moment and asked: "Well, could you tell me about the Fengshen thing you mentioned before?"

"Of course it's no problem!" Ye Luo nodded immediately, just in case Charlotte thought he was a liar cheating on people with food and drink.

Then if he goes to court, he will be out of luck.