LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 5 Come on, all the people in Qiuqiu are sexier than you
[Invite Xiangling and invited guest actors to participate in the second creation, please prepare]
[Shadow: Why did you draw me? What does this have to do with me]
[Miko Yae: Oops, are you learning to cook from the movies? If I remember correctly, someone’s cooking skills don’t seem to be very good! 】
[Shadow: Yae Shenzi, are you itchy? (anger)】
[Kujo Sora: Shogun-sama’s video (looking forward to it)]
[Wendy: Hey]
[Traveller: Hey]
[Paimon: Hey, what do you mean?]
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In a pure land, Lei Movie watched the live broadcast room and couldn't help but think of the dead memory. Every time he cooked, he could fry the pot. Seeing Tan Fox jumping sideways repeatedly on the verge of death, he felt so angry that he couldn't vent his anger, so he subconsciously took out Dream Isshin.
As a result, thunder gradually sounded over the Narukami Grand Shrine, and a bolt of thunder suddenly descended and struck the Yae Shenzi.
The dark-skinned fox muttered: My old friend, you are starting to get irritable too, hey!
【5.4.3.2.1....Start】
[Miko Yae: Let’s begin, the bench is ready]
[Nilu: Is it Mr. Thor’s video? It must be very interesting. 】
In front of the castle tower, Kujo Sora looked at the countdown screen and thought to himself: Yaeguji said that the shogun is not good at cooking. It must not be true. The shogun is very skilled in martial arts. He must be able to do such a small thing as cooking. I don’t know. Have you ever had the honor to eat the food cooked by the General?
One mind pure land
"What's coming is coming. Isn't it embarrassing to not be able to cook? It seems that Barbatos and Morax can't cook either. Neither of them can. I won't be normal. Yes, I'm really smart." Looking at the screen, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
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The picture shows a modernly decorated kitchen
Kage held Meng Yishin in his hand and cut a piece of pork. Due to the excessive control power, the cutting board and the countertop were split into two by Meng Yishin.
In the live broadcast room
[Zhongli: It’s very her style. 】
[Hutao: Zhongli, do you know the God of Thunder? You are an old antique and feel like you are familiar with everyone]
[Zhongli: The hall master was joking, it was just a fluke]
In the video
Xiangling walked past Ying and saw the broken cutting boards and countertops, as well as the fluttering purple casserole next to it. Her eyes were dull, and she was stunned for a moment and said to the shadow: "The majestic God of Thunder has never cooked meat. ?"
Lei Qiying turned his head impatiently and said to Xiangling: "Making this thing has taken a lot of patience on my part. Besides, you didn't teach me well at all, otherwise I wouldn't be able to cook it properly."
Xiang Ling gritted her teeth and said to Ying, "I have taught you very seriously."
Ying said indifferently: "Really? Why don't I know? You didn't teach me well at all."
Xiang Ling was also completely disappointed: "You should let the Herrscher next door teach you. I'm convinced that slime can cook better than you."
Ying replied: "Come on, all the people in Qiuqiu are sexier than you."
"I really can't stay with this rice wife for a second. She has the face of a married woman for nothing, grass (an element)" Xiang Ling said harshly before leaving.
Shadow raised his index finger and responded: "Fake!"
[End of video]
[Yae Shenzi: You have the face of a married woman for nothing, hahahaha, my poor old friend, because he can’t cook, he is so angry that he breaks down inside, crying and fussing, oooooooo, so pitiful. "
[Xiang Ling: I actually said such words to Inazuma Raijin. I won’t be struck by lightning one day, I hope you will be protected by the King of Rocks. 】
[Xiang Ling: Besides, what do I want to do with such a good figure? My dream is to make more delicious food. Going out to look for ingredients is a burden. Besides, I am better than Hutao at least.]
[Hutao: What do you mean? You'd better sleep with your eyes open tonight. I'm still young and can still develop. I'll ask Zhongli if there is any way. 】
[Zhongli: I really can’t handle this kid. 】
[Ding, compensation for inviting guests to film three-color dumplings X100]
[Ye Shenzi: Shadow, I can help you taste it. If it doesn’t taste good, I can help you solve it. After all, there are not many good dependents like me in Teyvat anymore]
[Shadow: Haha....]