Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Arataki Itto: Wow, hahaha, Uncle Ben actually appeared on the scene!]

[Kuki Shinobu: Boss, you're just a supporting character! 】

[Yun Jin: This style of music...... It's weird!]

[Kamisato Ayaka: What a strange feeling! It's the feeling of wanting to quit after hearing it, but you can't help but want to finish listening......]

[Nilou: Ahem, it should be the kind of person who doesn't listen to it for a day, but listens to it for a day. 】

[Sayu: I can't watch it, I'm so energetic that I can't sleep now......]

[Alice: Haha, that's so magical!]

[Funina: Ahem, I haven't seen a similar stage play yet!It's hard to imagine the mental state of someone else when they created this video......]

[Yingmei: Life is not easy, Master Carving is a showman!Liyue Thor has performed in person, why are you still picking?(Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Paimon: That's it!]

[Yanfei: I feel that I will never be able to look directly at Miss Keqing in the future. 】

[Yaoyao: Hey, I hope Sister Ganyu's side can be normal. 】

[Yae Miko: After "Studying medicine can't save Mondstadt", I finally saw another video that was not serious. Looking forward to the next one!]

[Barbara: ......]

[Keqing: ......]

【Ganyu: ......】

【......】

......

Villa.

Luo Chen also smiled in his heart after enjoying "My Roast Offal".

Although there is some persecution of Aqing, I have to say that I am really happy~

After listening, everyone should now have a deep understanding of the offal master. "

"There are not only offal swordsmanship, but also offal songs!"

"When you open a store in the future, it will definitely be a hit!"

"As for embarrassment?"

"Don't worry, I've got you covered. "

"Anyone who comes to eat offal must say a word about the encounter in another world and enjoy the deliciousness!"

After making a joke, Luo Chen started the last comment.

"Next up is the sixth and final item of the indecent - carving cats. "

"There are many kinds of creatures on the continent of Teyvat, and there are many feline creatures among them. "

"For example, Diona in Mondstadt, Kirara Matama in Inazuma, and Lynette in Fontaine. "

"Among them, Diona and Lynette are a little special. "

"As for Keqing......"

As he spoke, he put a few pictures on his computer.

From left to right, Diona, Keqing, Kira, and Linette.

At this glance, I was surprised to find that these four people have a pair of "cat ears" on their heads!

If it were the 23 people who didn't know, I was afraid that they would think they were all cats.

......

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

"Huh?"

"Really!"

"I haven't found it before!"

After Ganyu carefully compared, he was amazed.

Although the immodest comments of this light curtain are somewhat improper,

But this insight is amazing!

You can always find points that they don't usually pay attention to.

"Probably this is the fan of the authorities, and the bystanders are clear!"

Ningguang glanced at the cat's ears on Keqing's head, and his tone was also a little emotional.

At this time, she found that the other party was calm at this time, and she couldn't help but be a little surprised.

"Keqing, don't you have any opinions?"

"No, I'm used to it. "

"And, compared to the previous ones, where is this?"

Keqing spread her hands, her expression calm.

If this is not the first item that is not serious, then she may just blow up.

And the explanation of righteousness and stern words, it is not cat ears, just a hairstyle.

But now......

With the previous improper reviews paving,

What is a carved cat?

Can it be compared to the offal master?

It's just a small scene!

Fuss!

Hearing this, Ningguang and Ganyu subconsciously glanced at each other.

They all saw the surprise in each other's eyes.

From the thunderous jump at the beginning, to the lovelessness, and then to the calm face at the end.

Terrifying~

Suddenly, Ganyu's heart jumped.

Because it's going to be her turn next.

Isn't she going to be like Keqing-sama in the future...?

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Don't say it, don't really say it. This one really looks like a cat. 】

[Paimon: Could it be that this is another identity of Master Engraver?" (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Zhongli: This should be a double snail bun or horn bun.] 】

[Xiangling: But it really looks like the other three cats!]

[Diona: First, although I look a bit like a cat and work at the Cattail Tavern, I'm really not a cat! 】

[Diona: Second, hehe, Miss Keqing is really like. 】

[Linny: Actually, my sister is not a cat either. The appearance there is because of the phenomenon of "atavism". 】

[Kiraliang: So... Actually, I'm the only one who is really a cat??]

[Yae Miko: Oh, you've finally found out!]

[Alice: Hehe, cats like you are destined to be caught and eaten!]

[Qi Liangliang: You... Don't come here!(I'm scared .jpg)]

【......】

Suddenly, the chat group was filled with a happy atmosphere.

[Wendy: Having said that, Miss Keqing actually has six inappropriate comments!

[Nahida: There are five for the Traveler, two for the Captain, two for Barbara, and six for Keqing. 】

[Kamisato Ayaka: There is one more item than a traveler?]

[Alice: Huh, look at it this way, the traveler is still far away, Keqing is the most unserious person!]

[Keqing: You... You smear people's innocence out of thin air!]

[Yingmei: Hehe, Miss Keqing, you don't want others to know that you are so indecent, right?]

[Keqing: ......]

[Keqing: Look... She's all exposed!]

[Funina: Hey, what's the smell of this tone?]

[Ganyu: There is a kind of Miko or Inazuma style. 】

[Yae Miko: Sister Ganyu, I'm just a very simple little fox!]

【Kujou Sara: ......】

[Shadow: ......]

[Goro: ......]

【Arataki Kazuto: ......】

【......】

......

Mondstadt, somewhere.

Yingmei then took Paimon back to their room in Mondstadt.

After seeing the discussion in the chat group, Yingmei suddenly crossed her hands on her hips and looked proud.

"Hehe, Keqing has six improper reviews!"

"Who will dare to say that he will talk about the crumbs in the future?"

"There are even more disdainful people!"

Although she is now at peace of mind and doesn't care so much.

But it's always good to have less.

After all, he is now an honorary knight!

How much to save face!

At this moment, Paimon's doubts were heard again.

"You say, is there a possibility that this unserious review is based on popularity?"

"Keqing is more popular than you because she is more popular than you, and is more loved by the people of the light curtain?"

"Don't say it, it's really possible!"

"After all, she has the nickname of Liyue Thor!"

The more Paimon thought about it, the more he thought it was possible!

"Impossible, impossible!"

Yingmei hurriedly denied it!

Ye is so cute, how can he not compare to Keqing?

Thinking of this, the bladeless sword she pulled out snorted coldly.

"Paimon, I'll show you how you can do it. "

As she spoke, Yingmei used the bladeless sword to learn to play with Keqing.

After all, Yingmei uses a sword,

So it also looks like it's playing.

But I don't know if it's because people are too disdainful, when I twist my ass,

There is a sense of disdain.

It makes people feel ridiculous.

In comparison, there are naturally a lot of those on the carver's side.

It's pleasing to the eye.

Poof~ (Read the violent novel, just go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Paimon couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Haha, Ying, do you want to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my private money?"

"Haha......"

"Huh?"

"Do you have any money?"

Yingmei's eyes narrowed.

All right!

She eats and drinks well for this little guy, but she still hides private money?

Hide it and don't say it, and now you dare to laugh at her?

It's not a small amount of courage!

"It's over......"

Paimon reacted violently at this time.

Oops~

laughed so carried away that he subconsciously told the secret.

"Humph!"

"Eat the food later, you can buy it yourself!"

Yingmei put away the bladeless sword, hugged Hun in both hands and snorted coldly.

"No, Ying, I was wrong. "

"Woo woo woo ......"

After being choked, Paimon panicked and hurriedly flew over and hugged Yingmei's thigh.

and then put on a pitiful look and sell cuteness.

However, Yingmei is already immune to this set!

Ignoring the little one, she sat down on the couch and turned her attention to the light curtain.

Because she just suddenly thought of a fun one.

...

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Ladies and gentlemen, thinking of Keqing's comments just now, I found that I was able to connect with each other!]

[Paimon: Wow, the Traveler is amazing! Teyvat is the best!]

[Keqing: Can this still be connected?]

[Wendy: Curious, curious!]

[Hu Tao: Curious, curious!]

[Yae Miko: Curious, curious!]

[Nahida: Curious, curious!]

[Funina: Curious, curious!]

【......】

Seeing the movement of the famous traveler, the others began to eat melons and have fun.

[Yingmei: Hehe, Keqing's inappropriate comments are "Distorted Emperor's Kitchen", "Fart Swordsmanship", "Lifelong Enemy Thunder Slime", "Liyue's Own Thor", "Master Beef Offal", and "Carved Cat". 】

[Yingmei: Combined with the videos and comments in the previous light curtain, the series is like this!]

[Yingmei: Keqing, since she was born and raised in Liyue, she has a deep affection for this land. 】

[Yingmei: She knows that one day the gods will leave Liyue, so human self-improvement is the ultimate path!]

[Yingmei: Because of the concept of "rule by man", Keqing often makes some inappropriate words, which also makes her dare to collect emperor dolls in private. 】

[Yingmei: Eventually... Become a twisted Imperial Chef!]

[Yingmei: Keqing leads by example and keeps working hard. But she felt that everything was worth it for the sake of "man's rule!]

[Yingmei: But that day, after seeing the terrifying and powerful power of the demon god in the suburbs, she understood!]

[Yingmei: Without strong strength, after all, it is just an ant! The safety of "human rule" cannot be guaranteed!]

[Yingmei: At this point, Keqing began to train the "Fart Swordsmanship" day after day!, in order to have the confidence to belong to herself and Liyue!]

[Yingmei: Maybe she is talented, a few years have passed, and on that day, the world has changed, and the thunder has sounded. Yuheng Xing is clear, the magic is great, and the sword technique of Yunlai in one hand shocks the heavens and the earth!]

[Yingmei: On this day, Keqing succeeded in preaching and achieved the honor of "Liyue Thor"!]

[Yingmei: On this very day, a powerful aura came from afar, and the target was Liyue!

[Yingmei: The lady at this time has the strength to rival the gods because of unknown opportunities. 】

[Yingmei: At this point, the two collided!]

[Yingmei: The lady didn't know Keqing's identity, and when she saw that she had "cat ears" on her head, she couldn't help but mock and tease. 】

[Yingmei: However, the moment at this time is no longer the weak moment Qing before. 】

[Yingmei: Seeing that the other party offended her, she took action in order to defend her majesty and protect Liyue!]

[Yingmei: A flash of thunder flashed, the lady disappeared!

[Yingmei: Since then, Liyue has also had a strong confidence in "human rule", until that day......]

[Yingmei: Keqing met her lifelong enemy-Ray Slime!]

[Yingmei: She can solve the strength of the demon god, but she can't solve the thunder slime......!

[Yingmei: For a while, Keqing's Dao heart was damaged, and his strength did not advance but retreated. 】

[Yingmei: In the end, she became disheartened, turned into a cattle miscellaneous master, and wandered away from the red dust. 】

[Yingmei: Leave a song of "My Roast Offal" alone. 】

[Yingmei: At this point, the "Liyue Thor" has become a legend of Liyue. 】

[Yingmei: Until this day, a traveler from another world came to Liyue. 】

[Yingmei: I heard the rumors of "Liyue Thor", so I wrote this book. 】

[Yingmei: I named it "The Life Legend of Liyue Thor."] 】293

[Yingmei: I hope you don't forget this "Liyue Thor" who has made great contributions!]

[Yingmei: Hehe, I'm done. How's it going? Isn't it connected in the light curtain?]

Yingmei is waiting for someone to comment.

Then, at this time, no one in the chat group spoke.

Because, they were all shocked.

...

Liyue, Jade Pavilion.

"The Life of Liyue Thor?"

"It's really strung together?"

After listening to this, Keqing's expression was a little complicated.

There are eccentricities, amazements, emotion, admiration, and yearning......

Although it is all apocryphal.

But it was as if she really saw another self.

There, she worked hard for the rule of man, and finally gained the strength to protect Liyue.

In the end, he left the scene gloomily.

Although it is a bit ironic, I have to say that it is impressive.

"In a way, it's like tailor-made. "

At this time, Ningguang chuckled, and then looked at Keqing.

"How?"

"If you are satisfied, I will ask Tian Tiezui to give instructions. "

"Let him tell me about your legendary life as the Liyue Thunder God!"

"yes, we can't forget our roots!"

After Ganyu came back to his senses, he also echoed with a smile.

In this regard, Keqing didn't speak, just rolled her eyes cutely.

Go along with it!

I'm going to review you soon!

......

After a period of calming down, at this time, the people in the [Extraordinary Chat Group] also recovered.

[Wendy: Yes, that's good! Everything mentioned in the light curtain is connected! I feel like a traveler is better suited than me to be a bard!]

[Xingqiu: Although there are some ironies, the overall harmony is very good. It's as if I've seen an emperor-like Liyue Thunder God!]

[Kamisato Ayaka: What a wonderful story! I didn't expect travelers to have such eloquence!]

[Paimon: Wow, the Traveler is awesome!]

[Alice: How many online novels have you read?]

[Yingmei: Hehe, you just say it's good-looking, right?]

[Keqing: It's really exciting!]

[Madam: Why am I a villain again?]

[Tartaglia: Accept it honestly! It's an honor to die at the hands of Liyue Thor!]

[Yae Miko: Yes, it's much more powerful than our family's genuine Thor!I feel like Yaedo can publish a novel again!]

[Funina: No, no, no, it's better to make a stage play or a movie.] 】

[Yingmei: Hehe, it's okay, just pay the manuscript fee to the master and the people in the light curtain!]

......

Villa.

When Yingmei spoke, Luo Chen was also paying attention.

After reading it, I was also a little surprised.

"It's a person who can write a novel in Yaedo. "

"Yingmei, this guy really has a set!"

If you were born in Blue Star, maybe you are also an online writer!

"The Life Legend of Liyue Thor" is also equivalent to summarizing Keqing's inappropriate comments.

Then it's finally Ganyu's turn!

Hey,

I can finally tell you about each other's childhood!