Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Yingmei and Paimon are very familiar with this scene of Shadow drawing his sword!

You know, they originally experienced all this in the future.

He was almost killed!

Although I haven’t cut it directly now, the meaning of putting it on the desk is self-evident!

For a moment, the two hugged each other and shivered.

Woohoo... why do they want to risk their lives and come to the castle tower?

Is it destined to be impossible to escape this knife?

It's better to go back to Mond and Liyue's hometown.

Upon seeing this, Ying felt helpless.

She just wanted to tease the other person.

It’s not like she would actually kill people directly like in the original future...

But this way the travelers would not dare to eat the food she cooked.

Is her cooking skills really that bad?

Doesn't she have some talent in this area?

Ying felt a little depressed.

The atmosphere in front of me was a little quiet, and the instigator, Dan Fox, came out to relieve the siege.

"Ahem, maybe the traveler and Paimon had enough to eat at Ayaka's house this morning."

"Then don't be in a hurry. You can eat later. You can't run away anyway.��"

"Maybe I’ll get an appetite after reading your shady comments on the film~"

Film:"……"

When Yingmei and Paimon saw this, they nodded repeatedly like chickens pecking at rice.

"That’s right, I was too full from what I had eaten in the morning!"

"Yes, yes, you can eat it!"

I can postpone it for a while.

Maybe I won't be able to eat if I push it...

Kage looked helpless at this. He could only nod in agreement.

After all, the traveler was kind to Ina Wife in the original future. Human.

You can't really force your benefactor to eat, right?

When Yingmei nodded, the atmosphere at the scene returned to normal.

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Ahem, General Thunderbolt’s cooking skills are very good, great! Paimon and I had a great time eating】

【Paimon: Yes, yes, we ate them all! So no more photos to take! You may also try it if you have the chance in the future!】

【Barbara: Wow, it makes Paimon and Traveler have no time to pay attention to the chat group. It seems that this food is really amazing!】

【Nilu: It is indeed the work of God!】

【Alice: Wait! I remember before, didn’t the fox say that General Stinky Face’s cooking skills were the same as nuclear wastewater? (Doubtful.jpg)】

【Yae Kamiko: Hey, how can you believe friends who are joking and joking? If you don’t believe me, ask Kujo Sora!】

【Kujo Sora: Ahem, that’s right! The relationship between the general and the palace secretary is very good, and they often joke! The general's cooking skills are absolutely amazing!】

【Hutao: Yes, my boss often says that some of Xiangling’s dishes are unpalatable! Well, it’s you—Qingxin Fried Slime Sticky 987 Liquid!】

【Xiangling: That’s just because you don’t like it. I really like eating it!】

【Xiang Ling: General Raiden, if there is a chance, I hope to go to Inazuma to exchange cooking skills with you!】

【Shadow: Welcome, welcome! (Handshake.jpg)】

This is Liyue’s top chef!

She must receive him well and learn a few tricks from him.

When the time comes, hum...

So far, under the deception of Yingmei, Paimon, and Fox, and with the cooperation of Kujou Sanra.

Successfully fooled a group of people in the chat group!

He even fooled a top chef!

The results are fruitful and gratifying!

……

However, Yingmei felt that this topic was a bit risky, so she quickly changed it.

【Yingmei: Oh, by the way, there was no movement after Liyue went to catch Dadalia yesterday. Have you caught her now?】

【Paimon: Yes, there is also this matter! How is the situation now?】

【Keqing: Thanks to the Great Sage of Conquering Demons, otherwise I might have really escaped from this guy!】

【Mandrill: Nothing!】

【Gan Yu: Hey, I heard that Mr. Fool, the executive officer, is a person who likes to fight. I don’t know why he is so good at escaping!】

【Alice: That’s easy to understand! Before you learn to fight, you must first learn to run! Living is the most important thing!】

【Charlotte: That makes sense!】

【Ningguang: After being captured by the Great Sage of Conquering Demons, Dadalia is now placed in Liyue’s prison.】

【Ningguang: (picture.jpg)]

Ningguang stopped talking after posting a picture.

The crime and sentence imposed were not stated.

Others understand.

After all, this case is really difficult to decide!

But it is unjustifiable not to judge.

So he is temporarily imprisoned.

Then use this to seek the greatest benefit for Liyue!

【Qin: As expected of Liyue, she has a strong foundation, and she can win it right away! And we……】

【Lisa: What a pity, the lady got away!】

【Woman: Humph! I'm not that idiot from Dadalia!】

【Skirmisher: Prisoners under the orders are such a disgrace to us fools!】

【Rich man: Beiguo Bank has nothing to do with Dadalia. Please ask Liyue not to target Beiguo Bank!】

【Dadalia:? ? ?】

【Zhongli: Ahem, since you’re living in Liyue, let’s stay and experience the characteristics of Liyue!】

【Funina: Liyue Characteristics (×), Liyue Prison ()】

【Hutao: By the way, what does it feel like to be in prison? (curious.jpg)】

【Leosley: Well, to put it simply, there are many talented people here and they are nice to talk to. The prisoners like it very much (laugh.jpg)】

【Nasida: Got it! Dadalia loved being in prison!】

【Dadalia:? ? ?】

……

Liyue, prison.

Although Dadalia was mentally prepared to be caught when he escaped yesterday.

But after he was really caught and sent to jail, he was somewhat depressed.

Fortunately, there is a light curtain to pass the time.

Otherwise, it will really cost you your life.

But who would have expected that as soon as he entered, he would see himself being publicly executed!

That's all, but he was actually ridiculed by a group of colleagues!

This made Dadalia very angry.

But there is nothing we can do!

Because so far, he is indeed the only fool among the executive officers who has been arrested.

The others either escaped successfully or were safe.

Thinking of this, Dadalia's face turned blue and white.

"Damn it, why didn’t General Thunder strike this guy?"

But he also knows that this is impossible.

As long as a lady is a sensible person, she will never go to Dao Wife again in her life.

But other people……

"Hum, let me see what you will look like later!"

"Maybe it’s not as good as my prison life!"

Dadalia snorted coldly and sat down on the chair.

Then he crossed his legs and looked up.

……

Seeing that Dadalia didn't respond, everyone became bored.

Just as we were about to chat about the candidate to be reviewed today, someone else thought of those two daily routine topics.

【Alice: By the way, what kind of water and wine did you randomly get today? Wendy the Navigator】

【Wendy: Hey, a bottle of Laobaigan! A drink similar to vodka, but without such outrageous effects!】

【Wendy: (picture.jpg)】

【Yingmei: It seems that this time it is normal wine, but what about Villette?】

【Navelle:……】

【Navilight: It’s an eye drop called"invisible eye drops""】

【Navelle: After being dropped into the eyes, you can't see anyone except yourself through the mirror, but you can see other objects. But other people can see themselves! 】

Seeing this statement, everyone in the chat group was shocked.

It's actually eye drops?

Well, eye drops are water too!

But the effect of the eye drops is too weird, right?

You can't see others after using it, but others can see you?

So abstract?

【Yingmei: Ah this……】

【Paimon: If the effect is reversed, others can't see you, but you can see others, that would be amazing!】

【Ye Lan: Indeed! If there is this effect, the effect of people engaged in our profession will be doubled!】

【Tevalin: Nuclear wastewater, Zimu River water, Wangqing water, and this water, you are so lucky!】

【Funina: Hey, when will Villette, a non-chief, have better luck?】

【Zhongli: You can’t say that. According to common sense, if you are not lucky, you will not get these unique waters by chance! (Serious.jpg)】

【Nacida: That makes sense! (dog head.jpg)】

【Navelle:……】

【Villette: Is there anything you need? 】

After waiting for a while, seeing no response from the people in the chat group, he sighed helplessly.

It seems that the only option is to seal it and hand it over to the Academy of Sciences.

I hope they can work harder there.

After ending this topic, at this moment, the light curtain finally lit up.

Everyone in the chat group saw this and quickly looked over

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Villa.

Luochen opened the live broadcast room at this time.

This is his eighth live broadcast.

After the first seven live broadcasts, he has accumulated millions of fans!

As soon as the broadcast started, a large number of viewers came in immediately

"Come, come, the anchor is finally here (ahbf)~"

"���Hey, it’s another day to be a Teyvat native!"

"I was from Liyue yesterday, so it was so cool to read Dijun’s review, haha!"

"It’s also fun to watch! (dog head.jpg)"

"It was Wendy the day before yesterday, Zhongli yesterday, and it should be Yingbao today, right?"

"Ahhhh, Yingbao, my cook!"

"Today, we are all rice wives! (dog head.jpg)"

"Oh, you guys who are not firm in your stance! Unlike me, I have always been Yingbao’s dog!"

"The same goes for me, Yingbao, build me into a statue, ah——"

"……"[]

Watching the fun barrage in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen smiled and said

"Hello everyone, we meet again!"

"Welcome to the live broadcast room!"

"Yesterday we reviewed the rock god Morax and his descendants Tvarin"

"Today, we will continue the Genshin Impact character review series."

After the words fell, the familiar reward appeared again!

【User Zhongli rewards 100 small TV spaceships in the live broadcast room!】

【User Ruotuolongwang turned on Governor in the live broadcast room!】

【User Ruotuolongwang rewarded 100 small TV spaceships in the live broadcast room!】

【Users finally activate Governor in the live broadcast room!】

【The user finally rewarded 100 small TV spaceships in the live broadcast room! 】

These people naturally have no mora.

As for these molas,

Ningguang sent them over overnight after convening the Seven Stars Meeting yesterday.

It counts as an alternative"pension"!

It will also facilitate their daily expenses in Liyue Port!

And Dragon King Ruotuo, after finally understanding the situation clearly, was naturally very grateful to the light curtain.

So they all learned to reward people like Zhongli.

After the reward, another conspicuous barrage appeared in the live broadcast room.

【Zhongli: Thank you Light Screen for your review yesterday! Thank you for recognizing me! Thank you even more for reviving old friends with your rewards!】

【Zhongli: Also, regarding inappropriate comments, I am definitely not a person who does not do serious things like Barbatos!】

【Wendy:? ? ? 】

Old man, if you deny it, just deny it!

Why do you need to mention me?

【King Ruotuo: There are two benefactors in my life! The first was Morax, who brought me out of the earth and gave me the eyes to see clearly. And the second one is you! It is your comments and awards that have given me new life!】

【Ruo Tuo Dragon King: Ruo Tuo is grateful! If I have any assignments in the future, I will do my best!】

【Ruoduo Dragon King: But, ahem, I really didn’t dance like that for Morax.】

【Finally: Thank you for your reward for resurrecting me!】

【In the end: I have nothing to thank you for, I can only give you some rewards. Of course, if you come to Teyvat in the future, you are welcome to come see me! I will take you to see the newly reborn glazed lilies everywhere! 】

Seeing these conspicuous barrages, Luo Chen smiled slightly

"Thanks to all three for the tip!"

"I will remember what you said~"

After a little joking, he looked serious and started the business of the day.

"Next, we will move on to today’s main topic – reviews of the Genshin Impact character series!��

"The person I want to comment on today is,"

"Inazuma Thunderbolt General——Baal, Baalzebul!"

"The dependent of General Inazuma Raiden - Yae Shenzi!"

……

This result was not a big surprise to anyone.

For a moment, Mrs. Dao became excited.

【Ogura Mio: Great! Finally it’s time for our Inazuma General!】

【Lily Hua: Yes, I have been looking forward to this day for a long time, but why does the General have two names? (Doubt.jpg)】

【Nagato Sachiko: Could it be said that...our Inazuma has had two generals? (Surprised.jpg)】

【Tianmu Fifteen: I’ve never heard of this, but the light screen will definitely tell us.】

【Ryunosuke Naganohara: Yes, I don’t know what kind of evaluation the shogun will receive.】

【Zheping: Hey, compared to Mondstadt and Liyue, there was too much war in Inazuma before. The general will definitely deduct a lot of points in this regard.】

【Ruo Zi: I believe in General! The General must have her reasons for doing this! Just wait for the review of Light Curtain!】

【……】

The others originally wanted to make fun of Inazuma.

But seeing this scene, he couldn't help but give up his thoughts.

The other party had just gone through the war and was so pitiful.

It's somewhat inappropriate to joke at this time.

Let’s talk about it later when I don’t comment seriously!

…… castle tower

"It's our turn, it's our turn!"

"Son of God, it’s really up to our review!"

Ying was extremely excited after hearing the words in the light curtain.

From the first day the light curtain appeared, she had been looking forward to seeing her.

Because this was her only hope to save her sister and friends!

Even if she had previously She had speculated that it would be her turn today, but she didn't dare to be completely sure until she heard the definite answer! It wasn't until this moment that Ying felt relieved.

Instead, she was filled with happiness and excitement.!

"Yes, it's our turn~"

On the side, there was also a smile on Chuan Hu's face.

At this moment, they were closer to Zhen and Mr. Zhaigu!

However, comments also mean that there will be all kinds of inappropriate comments later. That

's all, but she... thought that her image might collapse in all kinds of outrageous ways, and she suddenly felt bad.

She is Yae Miyaji-sama who is both beautiful and intelligent, but when she thought of Shinwasai! Lord Gong, she also gritted her teeth.

"Master Zhaigu, if you are resurrected later, you must make it up to me~"

Compared with Ying and Yao Shenzi, Yingmei and Paimon are just enjoying themselves.

They have already seen the good show of Wendy and Zhongli..

I don’t know what these two comments are like, especially those that are not serious!

They are very curious!~

……

Tianling pursues

"Finally, it’s time for the General!"

"I have to study hard!"

Hearing the words in the light curtain, Kujo Shura was also very excited.

After being pranked by the Palace Secretary last time, she had to reflect on it.

She felt that she was too fond of the General.���not enough.

So taking advantage of this rare opportunity, she decided to listen carefully.

Thinking of this, Kujo Sanra directly ordered the soldiers around him:

"Give me the order, I have something important to do now!"

"Unless there is a major event outside, you are not allowed to disturb me during the review!"

"Yes, Lord Kujo!".