Face Slapping the General

Chapter 1 Interstellar waste

Wu Qiao sat by the lake, looking at the artificial island in the middle of the lake in the distance.

There seemed to be another sky in the lake in the distance, and the shadow of clouds wandered leisurely in it. The sun shattered silver swayed on the water, and was disturbed by the flapping wings of ducks from time to time.

There is a sweet fragrance in the air, everything is so beautiful.

Wu Qiao sighed.

In various biographies, when the important figures in the world encounter misfortune, the night falls and the rain is torrential. Wu Qiao had just experienced a sudden and severe blow. At this moment, the weather was as warm as early summer. It seemed that he was destined not to leave a name in history.

Wu Qiao remembered the dazzling sentence in the refusal letter of the military academy again: “Based on the results of the medical examination, it was decided not to be admitted.”

He never thought that there would be a problem with the genetic scan in the physical examination. Before, his cultural test scores topped the list. It is not difficult for him to be tested by stringent tests such as IQ, calmness, reaction speed, willpower, etc. The physical strength and various physical indicators in the physical examination are all “excellent”. After successfully entering the military academy, I didn’t expect…but I was tragically eliminated in the genetic scan that has always been regarded as a “going form”.

When he saw the numbers on the screen three days ago, Wu Qiao was stunned.

That clearly shows:

【Name: Wu Qiao

Probability of dragging comrades on the battlefield: 99.5%.

Chance of death: 99.5%

If not dead, the chance of turning in the enemy: 99.5%.

…

Chance of becoming a battle hero: 0.01%]

The conclusion is based on the statistics and analysis of the genes of countless soldiers in the past, and there is nothing wrong with it.

The military academy established a genetic database 200 years ago, entered the genetic data of all students and their performance after graduation and joined the military, and established a laboratory to analyze the relationship between genes and potential. After everything has matured, this type of genetic scanning and potential determination based on big data has been listed as one of the medical examination items since 50 years ago. However, although this is one of the projects, very few people could not enroll because of genes in the past. After all, this is a civilized age, and schools will not easily deny all the efforts of a person because of genes.

But… Wuqiao’s data is too shocking-it can be called the first waste in history.

Taking into account the frightening delay and the chance of surrendering to the enemy, the military academy finally did not hire Wu Qiao after hesitating for three days. The little luck that Wu Qiao had before was completely shattered. With the ashes, he also had his only dream—becoming a soldier.

Wu Qiao’s first 18 years of life can be said to have been smooth sailing. However, on the eve of his 18th birthday, the thing “life” finally tore off its disguise impatiently, revealing its original hideous features.

Human beings have developed for thousands of years. The matter of “life” does not seem to be easy at all. From time to time, it gives people a blow. People are always unhappy, but not completely desperate. Every individual is constantly Catching up with what they desire to get, pushing human beings to evolve uninterruptedly in the long river.

Wu Qiao was depressed, and suddenly he noticed someone approaching. He looked back and found that it was Su Yiqing in the same class. The two seated adjacent to each other, the relationship has always been very close, it is not an exaggeration to say that they are best friends.

“…Hi,” Wu Qiao took the initiative to say hello, “have you skipped class again?”

“Haha,” Su Yiqing smiled, “pretending to be sick.”

Wu Qiao shook his head.

This Su Yiqing is basically the actor, no, I am afraid that the actor will be ashamed in front of him. His acting skills are superb, and every time he pretends to be ill and skips class, he can scare the people in the class and make people extremely worried about his physical condition. Of course, Su Yiqing does not use the same reason every time. Occasionally, he will lie to the family that something needs to be dealt with. In these cases, he does not even need to ask for leave by himself. He only needs to tell his classmates about one or two, and soon a teacher will come over Su Yiqing gave him a hug and told him to go home immediately, and told him very gently that things at home were far more important than schoolwork.

Su Yiqing sat down next to Wu Qiao, obviously coming here specially for Wu Qiao: “You are also skipping class, I didn’t expect it.”

“Yeah.” Wu Qiao lowered his eyes. “I only applied for one volunteer, and the rest is empty… The military academy rejected me.”

The enrollment of military academies has always been relatively early. In one or two months, professional examinations in other schools will begin one after another. There is only one military academy on Wuqiao’s volunteer list, and it really doesn’t make much sense to continue classes.

Su Yiqing also sighed: “Then you have to make sure you graduate.”

“It’s just today. I will go to the classroom tomorrow.” Wu Qiao said.

Su Yiqing thought for a while, and suddenly took a picture of Wu Qiao: “Don’t be discouraged! Genes can’t tell everything!”

“…Oh.”

“I’ll give you a trick!” Su Yiqing showed a sunny smile, “Help you become the God of War of the universe!”

“…What is it?” Although he didn’t believe it, Wu Qiao asked.

“It’s just’blind fucking’!”

“…what?”

“Yes.” Su Yiqing nodded affirmatively: “When you encounter an opponent, you will be blind and fucking! The moves are unrecognizable and unpredictable, so the opponent will only be blind and fucking, and then you will use your extremely rich.’ I’ve beaten him with the experience of **** fucking!”

Wu Qiao: “…”

“Anyway,” Su Yiqing patted him on the shoulder, “Human beings are subjectively active, as long as they are willing to think, there is always a way. Don’t believe in **** data.”

“Yeah.” Wu Qiao turned his head to look at Su Yiqing, “Thank you.”

“It’s okay.” Su Yiqing stood up, “Then I will go back first. I have already said that I am sick. If someone is caught chatting here, it will damage my positive image.”

“Okay, I’m better.” Wu Qiao’s pupils were very dark, “Don’t worry about me, it’s okay.”

After Su Yiqing’s enlightenment, Wu Qiao felt that he was indeed more energetic.

At least one thing Su Yiqing is right. When a road is blocked, he can always take another road. Who said that there is no other way to reach the end?

There is a 0.01% chance of becoming a battle hero, isn’t it? Why give up at this time?

Even if you get to the Yellow River, your heart may not die, let alone try not to try?

To become a soldier is Wu Qiao’s long-time hope. When he was ten years old, he saw an article in a magazine called Interstellar Reader with a sentence that had a profound impact on him. This is what an imperial general who has fought and fought for decades: “I will not choose to be an ordinary person. I refuse to use my strength to trade the peace of my life. I don’t need to tremble in front of anyone, I The country does not need to panic in front of any country.”

Since then, Wu Qiao has yearned to fight in the stars. Although Wu Qiao later discovered that the articles on “Interstellar Reader” were all edited, the general had never made any similar remarks.

Then, Wu Qiao thought for a while and decided to go directly to join the army, starting from the lowest level of work. In this way, slowly, he may also have access to battleships and mechas.

Wu Qiao feels much better.

He still has hope-he is hopeful that he can personally participate in ending the war.

…

When Wu Qiao got home, he felt that the atmosphere was very wrong.

“Dad, mother, sister.” Wu Qiao called out in turn.

“Unlucky you.” My sister shook her head.

“…” As soon as Wu Qiao wanted to say he wanted to join the army, he heard his parents sigh, “What are you going to do in the future? Ask you a few more intentions, but your child just doesn’t listen.”

None of the other volunteers reported, which means that he has nothing to do…There is almost no physical work in this era.

“We thought that since we can’t set up a business, it’s okay to get married first,” my sister continued, “so we just did a genetic pairing for you.”

“…what?”

Gene pairing refers to finding a suitable partner based on genes. Imperial citizens who have reached the age of 18 can submit genetic data, the system searches the database, and locks all objects with a match of more than 90 points, and sends the information to both parties. Generally speaking, a person will have multiple “suitable objects”. As for choosing who will become a partner, it is the citizen’s own right, although the system will strongly recommend the person with the highest score. This method has become a common way for imperial citizens to find a partner. However, it is not compulsory. To this day, many people still refuse to submit personal information, but choose people around them who agree with them, although the results of several large-scale investigations show The divorce rate of people who have been genetically matched and combined is significantly lower, and the genetic level of the offspring is also higher.

“You,” continued my sister, “it is worthy of only one person.”

“…Oh.” Wu Qiao was not very interested in this.

“I sent a letter to the other party in your name.”

“…Hey!” Wu Qiao didn’t mean this at all, even if he could understand his family’s thoughts. In this era, there are quite a lot of people who got married early. Just like the ancient people on earth did, they concentrate on raising their children at home and assisting their partners in working outside. The government often uses “raising good next generations is the most important thing.” “Career” to appease these men and women, of course, there are also families where both of them live on welfare at home.

“I’m in a hurry, so I sent the letter.” My sister explained, “It’s Tan Yan! The youngest five-star general in the empire!”

“…Is there only two five-star generals in the empire? The other one is 120 years old.”

This person was found by the system, and Wu Qiao was indeed a little surprised.

Tan Yan, since joining the military, his position has risen like a rocket. A year ago, he became a five-star general because of his achievements. He is only 28 years old this year. Today, when the average life expectancy has exceeded 180 years, his life has just begun.

The two five-star generals of the empire are completely opposite on almost any point. One of the most talked about is that Tan Yan’s genetic pairing results are “0” every year, and Sean, 18 years old More than 600 pairs were found in the first match that year, and more and more since then, people jokingly called it the “Master-Key”. The only thing in common is the military talent. Tan Yan and Xiao En are both idols of Wu Qiao.

Now, all of a sudden, it’s tied to marriage, which really feels unreal.

“On the one hand, it’s because the other party is this person…” My sister said again, “On the other hand, the system only finds someone for you…I’m afraid that he will be snatched away by others if you don’t hurry… Although it feels unlikely, but just in case Always good…”

“Did he see the letter?” Wu Qiao asked.

If you don’t see it, just withdraw it.

“It’s all back.”

“So fast? What do you write?”

“…Watch it for yourself.” My sister called up the screen, “This is the one.”

Wu Qiao glanced over and found that there were only eight words on it:

[That waste wood? Fuck me—]

“…” The first waste of firewood in history has already been passed to the military… It seems that in Tan Yan’s eyes, he is just the first in history who wanted to get married and have children on the first day after being rejected by the military academy. It’s just a waste of wood.

“I’m so angry!” My sister said angrily, “Your genes have just been put into the warehouse today, and he has finally been able to match a person, and he actually talked to you in this tone!”

“…”

“I will send him another letter to change his mind.”

“No.” Wu Qiao looked up at his sister and parents, “No need…because I want to join the army.”