LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 41: You have conceived
Harvard used ultimate tracking on a second chest and took out the sun monarch flowers, and put them in his inventory.
[Inventory is full 15 / 15]
[Warning: One of your sons is engaged in a fierce battle!]
'Sons, the only person I'd consider a son is Smokey,' Harvard took a deep breath and activated ultimate tracking.
[Fishing net discovered]
[This fishing net will lead you right to the other chest!]
[It seems he used this net to be able to find his treasure!]
'Thank god! Thank god there was a net! Or else this would've taken for ever!' Harvard quickly opened up the other treasure chest before the walls started to shake. What kind of battle could be going on!
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"AHHHHHH! My baby!" A women's stroller rolled down a large hill to where Candy Kid and the Dragontail Kraken were fighting.
Thousands of people had been saved by Candy Kid's fierce determination in the face of the Dragontail Kraken! However, for some reason, Smokey's laser that normally pierced everything simply bounced off the Dragontail Kraken!
'His skin is made out of glass! Are you kidding me!' Smokey jumped to the side and activated thunder rising in the monarch's dark sky and floated for a second while he charged an even more powerful laser attack. "Take this! You don't have glass in your mouth, a-hole!"
Boom!
Smokey sent a large attack to the Dragontail Kraken's mouth but it closed it and then slammed him into the top of the building when the tail visciously hit him!
Boom!
Blood shot out of Smokey's mouth while he slammed hard against the building. He saw ten floors appear rapidly in front of him while he got slammed through each of them. In a few housing units, some women were packing quickly, while in a unit on the first floor a man was trying to decide which bag to pack! Dude, you're about to die! Just pick one man!
Boom!
Smokey got hit deep into the building and then the entire floor cracked.
A woman screamed and saw Candy Kid lying nearly dead on the floor!
"No, I bet you were going to win!" The lady rushed over to Smokey's side while the tail went higher into the air. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Call my father. Tell Hamlord if he doesn't show up in ten minutes, I'm going to rob him blind!"
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[You've successfully completed the Quest: Retrieve the Daylight Daggers]
[You have three minutes to get three women to fall in love with you and conceive and also get the Menace Lord's approval!]
'Damn it! This quest was impossible from the start! Who designed this quest!' Harvard jumped out of the aquarium and ran to the exit! Where the hell are those three women! Where do I find them!
"I bought you a present," Speedy said with a smile. "I got my three aunts to come here and meet you! They are the daughters of the Menace Lord! They said they know your dilemma and are willing to wrestle you three vs one!
Harvard looked forward and saw a literal boxing ring set up with a matt on the floor with three women smiling there waiting for him to wrestle! This was going to be great! All he had to do is do the impossible in three minutes! It was totally possible!
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[You have conceived!]
[You have three children on the way!]
Harvard rushed out of the ring and ran to get Menace Lord's approval!
There was a statue of Menace Lord in the front of the Menace Lord's Tomb that he had to bow in front of once to earn his approval. However, he felt like he didn't have time!
"Excuse me, you're just going to leave us here?"
"Yeah, that was so quick! I can hardly breathe!" Two of the three women from the Menace Lord's family line had never wrestled someone so fast in their lives! Afterwards, they just got a message saying they were pregannt! What the hell was going on!
"Don't worry. I'll be back when they're finished in the oven!" Harvard opened up his quest window! "Come on! Please don't be hard to get his approval! Please!"
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[New Quest: To earn the Menace Lords approval, please bow the right way!]
[You must bow at the right angle or the Menace Lord will forever curse you! You will unable to be able to visit the tomb ever again, and will be banned from ever visiting his daughters!]
'After all I just did to them in that ring?' Harvard, did conceive after all, so what they probably did after wrestling didn't need to be mentioned.
"Damn it! System! This is one of those times when you show me the way."
[No System information available! Please complete by yourself!]
'AHHHHH!' Harvard tried bowing everyway he could think off in front of the large statue of a man holding ten women on his shoulders. The man had long white hair and it was painted so he could literally, so it was literally in the Menace Lord's image. He had black freckles on his face and a large smile with a mustache that extended well past his cheeks. There had to be some clue up there!
"Wait, I-I really hope that isn't the way he wants me to bow," Harvard blushed thinking about what he did in the ring! "Damn it! It's the only thing I haven't tried!"
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Harvard got up from his knees and the statue seemed to smile. However, don't worry, he didn't bow on his knees like some type of weird pervert, he copied each of the ten women on his shoulder who were bowing in different ways! It was simple, but hard to think about when he had so little time!
Boom!
A large cloud of smoke shot up into the air in the distance and Harvard got worried! A laser beam from Smokey just almost killed him a second ago! Clearly, he was not winning in the battle, and the attack reflected all the way here! How many people would inadvertently die if this continued!
[Menace Lord has given you his approval!]
[You've received the blessing of the Meance Lord and have received permission to receive your second class! The magnificent Noon Ruler Class is now available!]
[You've received 100,000,000 experience for completing an heirloom rank class promotion quest and have gained 100 (+25) attribute points.]
[And you now have permission to use the Magnificent Daylight Ruler's Daggers!]
[Can only be used from 12:00 - 12:02 PM]
[You have leveled up to level 42!]
[You are first on the leaderboard! You just confused the entire world!]
'2… I can use them for two minutes! Are you kidding me! And who cares about the leaderboard! We're all going to die if I don't stop that damn Kraken" Harvard wanted to smack himself in the face. "Why?! Why can't I just have a normal class! Why can't everything jsut be normal!
"Harvard get on!" Shea ran over to Harvard on Donkey and tossed him a rope. "Let me pull you over!"
"What are you doing?" Harvard walked over to her and looked at her up and down. She had on a white dress with brown boots that looked very expensive, but also had a large bow drawn. "You-you got new clothes. How expensive were they?"
"Free! Because the hotel owner said you're the best customer ever!" She patted for him to get on the Donkey and smiled. "Now come on! I heard a girl named May Tape is trying to save Smokey and things are getting really bad in Village 99!"
"Let's go!" Harvard smiled before he realized he forgot something very important. Unfortunately, he'd been too rushed to remember that he needed to go on an adventure with the three girls to get the virgin pearl. "Let's go save smokey from getting crushed by the Kraken."