Even If You Become An Animal, You Have To Serve An Iron Rice Bowl

Chapter 79: (First Update)

Shen Qiu, who was already in the police car at this time, didn’t know that she was being calculated.

I got into the car and squatted in the back seat, my stomach rumbling again.

The big parrot snapped his tongue, a little melancholy.

Hungry.

He hasn’t eaten at all since yesterday, so it’s no wonder he’s not hungry.

Zuo Yuan glanced at him from the rearview mirror, and the eyes of one person and one bird met.

Zuo Yuan dug out two warm siomai from his pocket.

“Parrots can eat sauerkraut, you can put some stomach first, and I’ll find you something to eat when you get back to the bureau.”

Said and handed the siomai to Tang Nian to signal him to feed it to the big parrot.

The little eyes of the big parrot were suddenly full of gratitude.

“Give me something to eat?!”

Zuo Yuan was very impatient with him before, including this time when he appointed Zuo Yuan as his partner, it was obvious that Zuo Yuan was going crazy at that time.

I didn’t expect to be empty in my stomach! On the contrary, Zuo Yuan was the first to notice and gave him his own breakfast!

Shen Qiu was very moved and wiped his paws on the seat, then grabbed a siomai and put it in his mouth.

Zuo Yuan was horrified by his moved eyes and shivered.

“Don’t, don’t thank me so much, I’m afraid that you will delay my task because of hunger, I didn’t agree with you as my partner!”

“When you return to this mission, you should quickly find the director and send you back to the Forestry Bureau.”

Shen Qiu took a bite of Shaomai, which was the first time that Rebirth III had eaten human food.

Parrots also have a sense of taste, and can taste sour, sweet, salty and bitter.

Bite off the dough wrapped on the outside of the siomai, took a bite of the salty rice grains, and then pecked at the corn kernels and chopped mushrooms, Shen Qiu almost shed tears.

It’s not easy, after three lifetimes, I finally eat human food!

Gourmet food must be eaten by humans!

What did Zuo Yuan say?

Shen Qiu, who was combing her hair, didn’t care.

Anyway, this police bird is his destiny, and he has to stay even if he fights his life.

The car quickly arrived at the destination, Zuo Yuan got off the car and asked the security guard for the building number.

Shen Qiu jumped on Zuo Yuan’s shoulder, and he glared at him.

Shen Qiu also glared back.

“Didn’t you promise the director that you won’t mess around in the car?”

“I didn’t mess around?” The little eyeball blinked, and the big parrot’s expression was very innocent.

Left element:…

Forget it, he doesn’t care.

It’s only a week, and patience will pass.

“Hello, how can I get to the eight-unit building?”

When the security guard heard this, he looked at the police uniform on Zuo Yuan and sighed.

“Why is that old man Li again? Was he cheated again this time?”

Shen Qiu’s tail shook.

Listen to this tone, this old man is often deceived?

Zuo Yuan briefly explained the situation and asked the security guard if old man Li was often deceived.

The security guard seemed to hate iron and steel, and called his colleague to take Shen Qiu to Old Man Li’s house.

On the road they learned through the security guard Shen Qiu.

This old man Li was often deceived. After moving in for more than a month, he was either stolen by thieves, or cheated by some kind of financial management, health care products or something.

“But this is the first time the police came to the door. How did he get scammed this time?”

Tang Nian timely popularized science, “Telecom fraud, that is, enticing you to pay them money through telephone, Internet, etc.”

It was the first time that the security guard knew about telecom fraud, and it was a little novel, “Telecom is still engaged in fraud, so can I use China Unicom?”

Tang Nian couldn’t help laughing and laughing, and quickly explained that telecom fraud is just a general term and has nothing to do with the three major operators.

“Telecom frauds are generally the criminals who fabricate false information, set up scams, and induce ordinary people to pay them money through the Internet or text messages.”

“Master, whenever you encounter unfamiliar call information, you must be careful when you mention money issues, and don’t be deceived.”

The security guard waved his hand and looked serious, “Don’t worry, I have a clear mind, definitely not.”

The security guard took them up to the eighth floor and knocked on the door of a unit.

“Here, this is Old Man Li’s home.”

The door opened and a familiar face came into Shen Qiu’s eyes.

The big parrot made a “hoo!”

“It’s you.”

The security guard was so frightened by the parrot’s sudden noise, “Officer, why did you bring a parrot out, it scared me to death.”

The security guard patted his chest. Although he was a little curious, he didn’t say much, frowning and looking at Old Man Li.

“You’re still calling someone, that’s a liar! Hurry up and hang up the phone, don’t let people really cheat you out of money.”

Old man Li did not speak, but stared at Shen Qiu for a while, and suddenly realized.

“The bird that helped me catch the thief that day.”

Seeing Zuo Yuan looking at him suspiciously, Shen Qiu briefly mentioned the events of that day.

The first time he caught a thief outside, he was held down by the anti-picking police. It was a shadow that he would never forget in his life.

Old Litou said to the other end of the phone to wait a moment.

“I have a guest at home, I’ll entertain you, you wait for me.”

An advantage of the elderly mobile phone is that the sound is loud, and others can hear it clearly without turning on the hands-free.

The man on the other end spoke plastic Mandarin mixed with dialects, and said in a very impatient tone, “What are you doing, I didn’t ask you to transfer money? You did not transfer money.”

Shen Qiu became interested.

It’s still Sichuanese, he can’t do anything else, but he’s good at Sichuanese!

Did not give Old Man Li a chance to speak, the big parrot flew up and rushed over, grabbed Old Man Li’s mobile phone with one paw and flew into the air, looking left and right to stop on the curtain rod in the living room.

The liar was also very alert. Hearing the noise here, he immediately concluded that the police were coming.

The voice was also threatening, “Hurry up and get the police away, or I will cancel your winning this time, you see it yourself!”

Shen Qiu grabbed the phone and pressed the speakerphone, then cleared her throat.

“What did you win?”

The other party was stunned, “Which one are you?”

Shen Qiu started talking nonsense without blinking.

“I’m grandfather and grandson, tell me what you won, or I’ll hang up!”

“Where’s your grandpa? What do you know, little brat, let your grandpa answer the phone!”

“Bah, you’re a little bastard, your whole family is a bastard, if you don’t tell me, don’t tell me I’m hanging up!”

“Wait wait!”

The other party guessed that the child was more deceived, and hesitated before saying, “Your grandfather won a grand prize worth 50,000 yuan on our TV station.”

“Okay! Then when will you transfer money to my grandpa! When the money is transferred, my grandfather will definitely give me pocket money!”

The big parrot **** its wings and speaks with an electronic sound, but the child’s tone imitates it vividly.

Tang Nian and the security uncle who were standing at the door were stunned.

Only Zuo Yuan, he still remembers what Shen Qiu said when he persuaded Luo Qian, and has a full understanding of the IQ of this parrot, so he is not surprised.

“Grandpa Li, this is a scam call, don’t answer it next time, I’ll let the parrot return the call to you.”

Zuo Yuan was about to greet the parrot, when Old Man Li raised his hand and stopped him.

The old man’s cloudy eyes showed some interest.

“Don’t disturb my grandson, let my grandson speak.”

Left element:…

Looking at the other two and listening with interest, he doubted that he was the only one here.

Doesn’t anyone think it’s outrageous to let the parrot answer the call of the liar and chat with the other party?

The sound is pleasant.

“But in order to claim this prize, you must first transfer me a tax payment, which is used to pay taxes to the state. As long as your money arrives, I will pay it immediately 50,000 bonus will be given to you.”

Shen Qiu sneered while listening, but his tone did not change at all.

“How much tax?”

The liar paused for two seconds, “10,000! Don’t worry! This is small money! When 10,000 arrives, I’ll transfer the bonus to you immediately, that’s 50,000! You! Forty thousand in vain!”

The liar is talking about a lot of hype, as if not turning the ten thousand dollars is a loss of great luck.

The parrot wanted to roll his eyes, but failed.

The old man Li whispered and pointed, “He just told me five thousand, and the price actually went up.”

Zuo Yuan held his forehead, looking at Old Man Li like he didn’t know it was a telecommunication fraud, how could he be able to chat with the other party for so long.

“But don’t I have a bonus of 50,000 yuan? So, can you deduct 10,000 yuan from the bonus?”

The liar is obviously very familiar with this aspect, and told him with professional words that the bonus is not a department with them, and he does not have this right.

“It’s okay, you can report it, I’ll wait for you.”

Liar:…

“Little boy, don’t delay, it’s less than an hour away from canceling the bonus. I’m thinking of you! The 50,000 yuan in the past hour will no longer be with you. Ah! Think of pocket money!”

“But I’m afraid you’re a liar.”

Cheater again:…

“Little baby is joking, how could I be a liar, if I were a liar, I would take the 50,000 yuan by myself, how could I call you?”

The big parrot nodded, “Then why don’t you get it, 50,000 yuan, aren’t you excited? How long will it take you to work to earn it?”

“Unlike me, my monthly allowance is 50,000 yuan. Actually, I’m not very rare.”

Liar:…

“Children! That’s not what you say!”

The liar’s voice is already a little angry.

“You took the 50,000 yuan for nothing. As long as you pay me first, you can have 90,000 pocket money in a month. Don’t you want to mark it?”

Shen Qiu changed his leg, “It’s very exciting.” He flew to Zuo Yuan and pecked his phone with his beak.

Zuo Yuan was inexplicable and wanted to speak, but Shen Qiu pressed his paw to his mouth.

The liar heard something, “What’s going on over there.”

“Nothing, let’s play games.”

“But I still don’t believe you, don’t think I’m small, I’ve seen a lot of scammers on the Internet, they all talk the same way as you, how can you make me believe you. ”

The liar was so angry that his voice changed.

“Then what do you want! If you don’t want it, I’ll cancel the bonus now and give it to someone else!”

Shen Qiu pretended to ponder, “Well, you give me a thousand dollars first to prove that you can really make money, otherwise I will definitely not believe you, I will Call the police!”

The liar is really broken, and is about to say whether to love or not.

Shen Qiu added, “As long as you transfer the money to me, I will confirm that you are real. I will not only transfer the money back to you, but also give you a tip of 1,000 yuan.”

The liar was silent for a while: “Really?”

The tone is very heartwarming.

Shen Qiu is very sure: “Really! I lied to you that you are not human!”

“Then…you want five hundred yuan, I don’t have any money in my card.”

“Yes! I’ll give you the account number!”

Seeing that the parrot was getting more and more outrageous, Zuo Yuan grabbed the phone.