LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 28
Chapter 28: XX Army Is Coming To Propose Marriage
Chen B-Dog was busy dealing with delicacies. He kept eating and complementing the delicacies. The scene was too beautiful for others to look at.
“The acting is too fake.”
“Is it really so delicious?”
“This arouses my appetite.”
“I can’t take it anymore. I need to go out and get something for my stomach.”
The live broadcast room was kept refresh with pop-up comments, including messages sending Bamboos, and all kind of gift sending. Chen B-Dog simply said thank you to few new IDs which sent him gifts as he was still busy with the work. He set up another simple wooden grilling stove and used the knife to carve some sticks. Then, he strung the leftover rabbit meat and wolf meat, grilling them over the fire. He also grilled the potato slices.
After finished eating an entire Flying Dragon, he was only half full. He still had a lot of residual soup. This was precious too. He took out the Lenok and demonstrated a top level of knife skill when slicing the fish. Every piece was like crystal. The sizes were varied but thicknesses were similar.
Such knife skill…
Was too amazing…
An earnest man was a charming man. Looking at how serious B-Dog was when he was cooking, you would never want to disturb him. His perfect side face made the female followers’ hearts beat faster. At this point, it was the perfect time for night time live broadcast. Those famous anchors that Panda TV spent a fortune to hire had started live broadcasting one after another. However, nobody could have the same popularity like B-Dog. Some singing female anchors were bold enough to visit B-Dog’s live broadcast room while they were doing a live broadcast. Although B-Dog ignored them, they had attracted the attention of more followers.
The pop-up comments were flooded with the messages of “XX army is coming to propose marriage”.
Among them, the young girl who was doing a singing live broadcast, Zhou B-Ke kept entering B-Dog’s room after singing a few songs. Every time she visited B-Dog’s live broadcast room, the audiences would start to attack the live broadcast room by typing “B-Ke army is coming to propose marriage”. At first, she was worried about the followers of B-Dog would dislike her. To her surprise, the response was quite good. B-Dog probably did notice her when she sent him the Buddha Jumps over the Wall earlier that morning. Besides, there were some people who claimed themselves to be the best friend of B-Dog, were proposing marriage on behalf of B-Dog.
The followers of the two anchors had created an underground speed dating activity, making things rather hectic.
Chen B-Dog put the fish slices into the boiling soup pot, one slice after another. He said, “The fish meat is very loose. There is no need to cook for long, a short soak will do. Under the light of the flame, the white-colored cooked fish meat is appetizing. Guys, I am going to eat it… Well, when I put it into my mouth, I can feel the aroma from the mixed ingredients exploding in my mouth… The fine cold water fish meat has the taste of a Flying Dragon since it is cooked in the Flying Dragon soup. It is very tasty indeed.”
“And we still have blueberries. After crushing the blueberries and making fruit jam, it could taste even more surprising if I dip the meat with blueberry jam.”
He took another slice of fish meat to dip with blueberry jam. The sour and sweet taste went well with the fine fish meat. Chen B-Dog’s expression shone again naturally without doing it on purpose. His pupils expanded instantly.
“Huuuu~”
He heaved a sigh of relief and shook his head, “Fresh, original, crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, sweet and sour together with the aroma of fish and meat. I am running out of words to describe my feelings. If I have to find a sentence to describe then it would be, the taste of nature. There is no other taste more original, greener, and more primitive.”
The audiences in the live broadcast were drunk on his words a long time ago.
“I have screenshot the expression of Lord B-Dog. I will have a look on it whenever I have my meal. It will increase my appetite.”
“I cannot help drooling at the sight of the food.”
“This is the most annoying part for me.”
At last, there was only the grill rabbit left and Chen B-Dog had a new idea. He smiled at the camera and said, “Guys, do you want to know what the taste of rabbit meat blueberry potato sandwich is? Let me test whether it is a poison on behalf of you guys. Please send me Bamboos to give me courage.” He was acting like a hero going to sacrifice his life bravely and gloriously.
He spread the fresh blueberry jam on the rabbit meat and used two potato slices to wrap it. Here came the rabbit meat blueberry potato sandwich! The hot food was looking warm, especially in the wintery and snowy primitive forest. He could not wait to have a bite. The gravy splashed out and the blueberry jam flowed into his mouth from the crevice between his teeth.
He took his time to chew it and swallowed. After that, he looked seriously into the camera and said, “Many people are particular about their dining environment. It is one of the factors that influence the food. Now I am in the world of ice and snow, the center of the primitive jungle. Facing the hot fire and tasting the self-made natural food, I am afraid even an eight-star restaurant can’t give me such experiences and feelings. Speaking of the food, the dish’s taste is amazing. The potato slice is grilled with charcoal until it is a crispy golden yellow color, then mixed together with the grilled rabbit and blueberry jam, giving a crispy and refreshing taste. The aroma is emanated instantly from the first bite. The hot and rich gravy, the sweet and sour blueberry jam and the Ex-Qing Dynasty tribute fish meat, it is very unique to combine three ingredients. It is truly profound.”
After finished explaining, he could not wait to start eating again. One piece after another, he could not stop at all.
He was showing like a hungry ghost and the audiences did not believe. He got the audiences’ dissing, “Test the poison? Let me go to hell.”, “Unique taste? Profound taste? Does it mean you need to stuff yourself?”, “Lord B-Dog, you are extraordinary. How could you test the poison yourself? Such a tiny task please pass it to me.”, “It is looking delicious. Why I never see B-Dog starves?”
As a result, with the torturous feelings from few million people, Chen B-Dog slowly finished the food. Even the soup was not let off. After finished eating, he was showing the enchanted and satisfied face, as if experiencing the joyful business between a man and a woman. Finally, he did not forget to fully utilize the ginseng. He said, “It takes time to cook ginseng soup. I have only used 30% of this ginseng so I can use the balance to make tea.”
“Old rule. Let me have one cup of ginseng tea first, I will take you guys to do something later.”
With admiration and jealousy, the audience was looking forward to it. After a while, Chen B-Dog stood up and said, “I am so full. I need to get something to do to aid digestion and that will be the last preparation I have to do before I rest.”
“First, I need to hang the remaining fish, wolf slices and Flying Dragon on the tree. This will avoid the hungry bear from disturbing me at night. Besides, I shall set few simple traps on the animal tracks nearby. It is for the purpose of hunting and alarm.”
“Whether it is a field explorer or the professional hunter, it is very important to master the methods of making common traps. It could help withstand the animals and refill food at the same time… So, why not? There are many methods to make alerting traps or hunting traps. When you are lacking equipment, you can gather materials on the spot. Be specific, the outdoor equipment needs to be practical, quick and uses simple materials. Sometimes, one tough rattan, one stone, one tree trunk or one shoelace can be very useful.”
With the help of Dog Egg’s searchlight, B-Dog observed the surrounding clearly and began a hands-on teaching. He explained, “Now I am going to do a rope trap. Theoretically, there are many methods and the applications are flexible. The skill is in the way of setting it up. Usually, I will find a tree with many branches, bend the selected branches and tie it to the next branch. Then, tie a cover bag with the shoelace. Put the bait inside. The bait could be the blueberries or the fishbone. At the other end, connect it to the selected tree branch. The main point is you have to control the speed. You can keep trying and testing the speed until you are satisfied.”