Chapter 23
"Harrow, Prince William, Prince Harry."
Martin greeted the two little young princes who were not yet disabled in a standard Cockney accent.
As we all know, English has a chain of contempt, Cockney accent - Eastern England - Birmingham accent - Northern England - Canadian English ——American English--Australian English--New Zealand English--Scottish accent--Irish accent--Singapore English--Indian English.
It is reported that before Mrs. Savoy ascended to the throne of Prime Minister, she hired a special The announcer and a voice professor"thoroughly" corrected her correct pronunciation.
After two years of hard work, her pronunciation became clearer and her intonation became more mellow, deep and beautiful.
She herself admitted that her pronunciation was correct. It was her charming"voice image" that won more favor from voters, thus helping her win more precious votes.
On such occasions, if Martin uses American English, although people may not show it on the face, they will definitely know it in their hearts. Will laugh at this country bumpkin from America.
Back to the topic.
William and Harry looked around and saw a young man about their age greeting them.
"Who are you? William looked at Martin with a look of indifference.
Harry was even more direct,"Go away, we don't want to talk to anyone now.""
The two are now in a rebellious stage, and coupled with the mental stimulation caused by their parents' divorce, their tempers have become increasingly violent.
Martin shrugged his shoulders and was about to leave. He is not the kind of person who rushes to curry favor with powerful people. Besides, the English royal family has nothing to do with the United States.
But at this moment, William suddenly shouted:"Stop. Martin stopped, looked at him in surprise, and said calmly:"What's the matter?""
"Where did the ring on your finger come from?"
William said and rushed to Martin, raised his head and stared at him with a fierce look.
The fourteen-year-old William was half a head shorter than Martin.
However, this man will grow to 1.91 meters in the future, and will definitely be taller than Martin. Martin is tall.
Because Martin has already planned his body shape, his height will not exceed 1.85 meters, and the proportions of his facial features and body will also be the perfect golden section.
Although many experts in the future will deny that the"golden section" is a perfect proportion, In fact, things that conform to this proportion are indeed very pleasing to the eye in our human eyes.
From micro to macro, from countless plants, to shells, insects, human bodies, to the solar system and the Milky Way, they are all filled with the proportion of the golden section.
The universe The golden ratio is everywhere in the book.
Succubus Martin has long discovered that the human body structure and organs are full of examples of this golden ratio. The human forearm (elbow to fingertip), with the wrist as the dividing point, The ratio of the two parts of the golden section is approximately [5:13]. If it exceeds or falls below this ratio, it will appear uncoordinated. In the human hand, the three bones of each finger all form the golden ratio.
The shape of the human ear , is also"designed" as a perfect golden ratio spiral, like a nautilus.
Observed from the size and proportion of teeth, lips and mouth, it can also be easily found that humans who are close to the golden ratio appear more perfect in these places, That is,"good-looking facial features."
Even in 2023, perfect dimensional proportions will be the standard template for orthodontic surgery and facial plastic surgery.
Because the succubus is paranoid about beauty, Martin is now controlling his body to be perfect. Grow on the golden ratio
"Of course he wants them both,"Amazing Skills" and"Awesome", but if he had to choose one, he would definitely choose the latter.
"Tell me quickly, where did the ring on your finger come from? William's tone became more and more angry.
At this time, Harry also came over. Seeing the simple silver ring dotted with emeralds that Martin wore on the middle finger of his left hand, he exclaimed:"Isn't this my mother's ring? How can I wear it?" In your hand? Martin stretched out his left hand and shook it,"What do you mean?" Your mother gave it to me at this time!"
"You're talking nonsense, you obviously stole it."William said angrily.
Of course he knew that this ring could not have been stolen by Martin, otherwise he would not have worn it openly. What he was angry about was that he had asked his mother for this ring several times, but she never gave it to him. , but was given to this boy who was about the same age as him, which made William feel like his"mother's love" had been taken away.
"steal? Martin was so happy that he met a naughty kid.
Then he said seriously with a straight face:"Do you know who I am?" Before William and Harry could answer, Martin smiled again and said,"I am your Uncle Martin!""
"You are talking nonsense, you are obviously the same age as us, you are not our uncle. Harry on the side said angrily.
"I'm talking about seniority."Martin said.
William frowned and looked at Martin coldly:
"You lied, you can't be our uncle"
"I know all the relatives in my family. Harry and I don’t have an uncle as young as you."
"Yes, we don’t have an uncle as young as you."Harry helped.
"I didn’t say that I am related to you by blood. I am your mother’s godbrother and your goduncle. Isn’t this right?"
"You, you are talking nonsense, mother will not recognize you as her brother!"
"Brother, he is playing tricks on us, beat him!"
Harry rushed over, but was stopped by William
"Shut up, this is my mother's charity party, don't make it a big deal."
It seems that Harry's temper is actually more violent than William's.
Even though William wanted to mess with Martin out of jealousy, but looking at the way he spoke in a low voice, it was clear that he still knew the severity.
After William stopped his brother, he had another look on his face. He looked at Martin coldly and said:"This... rude Mr. Martin, please remember that you are not our uncle, even if our mother recognizes you as a brother, you are not. Also, this ring belongs to my family, please return it to me. Martin tilted his head slightly, blinked his eyes, and said:"How about this, let's make a bet. If I win the bet, you will call me Uncle Martin. If I lose the bet, I will return the ring to you. Dare you?" Don't dare?"
"William, bet with him! Harry said excitedly.
But William remained calm and asked:"What do you want to bet on first?""
"I bet I could get him to lie on the ground and learn to bark like a dog."
Martin smiled and pointed at a middle-aged man with a half-bald head not far away.
And this middle-aged man's name is Grant Brooke.
(Brothers, please take care of me, give me some comments, flowers, collections, and rewards) Well, thank you.)
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