LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 1
: The Iron Mudslide in Love Complex! 【Ask for collection】
Late spring and summer solstice.
On the streets of Sanya City, Qin Feng, who had just traveled through time, was locked by a camera, and then the microphone was held to his mouth.
The on-location host of the program “100% Love” raised a question.
“Hello little brother, netizens voted for us to interview you. What is your name? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you married?”
Qin Feng glanced at the program logo on the microphone.
I traveled through a parallel world in a daze, and I didn’t even understand the situation. What the hell is this interview about?
Qin Feng: “My name is Qin Feng. Are you in love? Never.”
Host: “Your appearance is very good, why don’t you find a girlfriend?”
Qin Feng in the camera is indeed very sunny and handsome.
He is 1.83 meters tall and has a very standard build.
This is also the reason why netizens voted for him to be an amateur guest.
Appearance is justice! Unisex!
Questions for the moderator.
Qin Feng cleared his throat and said, “Let me tell you this, if I spend 1,000 yuan to buy a simple set of equipment to go fishing, I might join the Air Force.”
The host nodded in agreement.
Qin Feng continued: “But if I spend 1,000 yuan to buy fish at the market, I can eat different fish every day.”
“Steamed sea bass today, braised bream tomorrow, and a foreign fish the day after tomorrow.”
The host didn’t quite understand.
The audience got it!
——[It seems that every sentence is a fish, but every sentence is not a fish? 】
——[Just kidding, how can a fishing guy know the air force? 】
——[Little brother, you’d better be talking about fishing, not other strange things 233]
The location host was confused by this strange metaphor.
The cameraman understood this and signaled the host to continue speaking, otherwise the topic would not be allowed to be aired if it continued further!
Host: “Do you long for a sweet love? Is the standard for choosing a mate a docile and cute little cat, or a sexy and hot little wild cat?”
Qin Feng: “Actually, if conditions permit, I would like to find a human.”
“I also like cats, but I can’t get a certificate because Guo Jia doesn’t allow it.”
Pfft…
Passers-by on the street heard Qin Feng’s answer.
A mouthful of milk tea spurted out.
The stray cat on the flower bed tiptoed into the flowers.
The human world is too dangerous, and there are unscrupulous people who won’t even spare cute kittens!
Moderator: ￥%……%￥……
Cameraman:? ? ? ?
——[Did Brother Qin Feng answer any questions? is that OK! 】
——[It has its own program effect. It would be interesting to bring such a little brother home, right? 】
——[The cats were scared away~]
…
At this moment, in the studio of “100% Love”.
He Jiong held the microphone and suppressed a smile: “This is the most interesting passerby so far.”
Many guests discussed it.
Pretending to be cute, Liu Haochun said: “What does Qin Feng’s metaphor mean? I don’t quite understand it.”
Yu Shuxin said bluntly: “Is there really someone who can’t understand?”
Reba held her forehead in embarrassment.
He secretly glanced at the big screen through the gap between his fingers.
She whispered in a low voice: “No, no, no, I want to be in a group with this guy?”
The program team arranged four groups of guests to participate in this romance variety show.
They are Cai Xukun and Liu Haochun.
Yang Chaoyue and Qin Xiaoxian are in a group.
Hua Chenyu and Yu Shuxin are in a group.
Director Yan Min wanted to increase the effect of the show.
Arrange Reba to be paired with the street interview amateur who has the highest audience support.
This passerby Qin Feng’sSupport continues to rise.
It increased from 20% to 77%!
According to the setting of the program team, the support rate reached 80%. After seeking the consent of amateurs and guests, the combination was finalized!
The support rate among passers-by in previous street interviews did not exceed 40%.
Qin Feng is a special case!
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street.
The host on location listened to the information coming from his ears.
Start asking Qin Feng for his willingness to participate in the show.
The host asked: “If I invite my little brother to participate in our love variety show, would you be willing?”
Qin Feng thought for a while: “Does food and accommodation come included? Nine to five? Do you want to buy five insurances and one fund?”
This is all what Qin Feng thinks.
We are new to the parallel world, so it would be nice to find a scapegoat to take care of things!
Are all variety shows in this world this complicated?
I feel like I was filming a movie in Sakurajima Country.
It’s hard enough without a physical show.
Love drama is a show without love, and even more sinful.
at this time!
[Host activates [Love System]! There are two reward modes to choose from:
1 Qingliu mode: What a young man who plays piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs!
2 Mudslide Mode: Life is so difficult, so speak freely as you please! 】
Seeing the first pattern, Qin Feng’s scalp went numb.
How tiring it is to carry the persona of a humble gentleman.
It’s like living with a mask on, not happy!
Choose option 2!
It doesn’t matter whether you are in love or not, are there any rewards?
[Choose debris flow mode successfully! Newbie gift pack distributed: 1 is so popular! 2 The mudslide washes away your partner and you become stronger! 3 mobile golden song library! 4A fishing guy will never be in the air force! 】
Qin Feng: What kind of weird reward is this?