Entertainment: Let you come to the rescue, and you will play seven roles

Chapter 67 Stage accident, his cold jokes can really freeze people to death



"Next, the song brought to you by Ma Dongliang and I is called "Because of Love."

Su Qin, who returned to the stage, had put on a white wedding dress.

As a teammate, Ma Dongliang put on a handsome groom's suit.

After being blessed by Su Qin's god-level makeup skills, their feeling can only be described in one word.

Husband and wife!

Yes, it is the appearance of husband and wife.

"I'm so impressed. Su Qin made this fat guy Ma Dongliang look so handsome. I won't say anything. But when he made himself into a bride, he was so cool. I want to marry him right there."

"What's even more outrageous is that he also used breast pads. Good guy, this size must be at least 36D. I'm so envious of a girl."

"Their relationship between husband and wife is so strong. I seriously doubt whether Su Qin is a real woman. I'm so sick of looking at her appearance."

"Tsk, tsk, this 36D! Tsk, tsk, those charming little eyes!"

But just when Su Qin was about to continue speaking, his microphone suddenly went silent.

"Cough cough..."

"Huh...huh..."

"Bang bang bang!"

Fake cough, blow, slap...

Su Qin tried all his tricks, but there was still no sound from the microphone.

Su Qin's brows furrowed, while Ma Dongliang's expression changed dramatically.

After hesitating for half a second, he suddenly reminded: "Teacher Su, you are being targeted, and destroying the microphone must be part of it!"

In fact, Su Qin had already guessed it without him having to say anything.

But the anger of the audience in the audience, the tens of millions of viewers on television and in the live broadcast room has been completely ignited.

"Holy shit, what do the show crew do for a living? They drop the show at such a critical time?"

"Someone must be messing with Su Qin on purpose, otherwise the microphone would break sooner or later, but it would break when he was using it."

"Fortunately, he broke out right after he came on. If he suddenly broke down in the middle of singing, it would have completely ruined him."

"The director team came out and said something. If you don't give an explanation to the audience, don't blame me for killing your whole family with my keyboard."

Backstage at this time, the director team was in a state of panic.

And Liang Bin is indeed a person who is used to seeing big scenes, and he can still remain calm at this time.

"Su Qin, Su Qin, if you can hear me, please give me a signal!"

He contacted Su Qin through ear return, which was his only current communication channel.

Su Qin put his hands behind his back and gave him an OK gesture.

"call……"

"so close!"

Liang Bin's body relaxed and he continued to transmit instructions to Su Qin through his ears.

"If you stay on stage for one more minute, I'll have someone send you two foolproof microphones."

After the accident just now, the wireless microphone is no longer safe.

Only a microphone with a cord can prevent it from being destroyed under your nose.

Su Qin gave him an OK gesture again, then took Ma Dongliang's microphone and asked him.

"Fat man, do you know what song Yugong Yishan likes to sing?"

Ma Dongliang looked confused.

Foolish Old Man Moves Mountains?

Sing?

Who knows what songs he likes to sing.

Facing the microphone stuck to his mouth, Ma Dongliang also knew that he was stalling for time.

But he could only shake his head at such an abrupt question.

"Teacher Su, please don't embarrass me. I don't know what songs the Yu Guild sings."

Su Qin chuckled.

"Move mountains, move mountains, of course..."

"A twinkle (moves mountains), a twinkle (moves mountains), the sky is filled with tiny stars."

quack...

Chen Dengdeng and the audience felt like countless crows were flying above their heads.

"Hahaha, Su Qin worked too hard to delay time."

"This joke is so cruel. What kind of brain circuit does Su Qin have to come up with such a cold joke?"

"Help, if Chen Dengdeng were replaced by me, I would probably collapse on the spot."

but.

It was definitely not enough for Su Qinguang on the stage to tell a cold joke, and the second one came right after.

"Fat man, I don't blame you if you couldn't answer the question just now. After all, it requires a bit of song knowledge."

"Let me ask you another question, do you know a vehicle that starts swearing?"

"Teacher Su...I..."

Ma Dongliang was numb.

The whole person wants to cry but has no tears.

He also wants to save the show, and he also wants the show to go smoothly.

But Su Qin's rank is too high, he can't catch up!

He could only wipe the cold sweat on his head and said, "Teacher Su, I don't even know how to answer this question."

Su Qin showed his iconic smile again.

"I know you don't know how, so let me ask the audience."

He stretched the microphone toward the audience before he could speak.

The audience has neatly leaned back and folded their arms.

One of the people who was close to him even directly threatened to refuse.

"Su Qin, your joke is too cold, we can't pick it up."

"Hahaha……"

The audience burst into laughter.

In the live broadcast room, dense numbers of "666" covered the screen.

The corners of Su Qin's mouth twitched involuntarily.

The audience this time is too naughty and difficult to lead!

Fortunately, he saw that the staff had arrived with two microphones, which meant that his support was about to end.

then.

He pulled no punches and pulled off another upset.

"Think carefully, did the helicopter make such a sound when it took off?"

"Woo~~~"

"fuck~fuck~fuck~fuck~fuck~fuck~fuck~"

Uh--

Ma Dongliang's expression suddenly froze.

Uh--

The expressions of the entire audience also froze.

It seemed as if others had thrown tons of ice cubes at the finals, and the bone-chilling chill invaded everyone wantonly.

cold!

It’s so cold!

In particular, the staff delivering the microphone looked like someone had suddenly cast a restraint on him, causing the audience in the live broadcast room to laugh wildly.

"Hahaha, look at the expressions of the staff, it really makes me laugh to death."

"Su Qin's ability to tell cold jokes is so good that the staff has already broken through the defense."

"It's hard to imagine how much pressure the fat man standing in front of Su Qin must bear. It's really terrifying, isn't it?"

"Speaking of which, I have to thank the person who caused the sabotage. If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have seen the funny side of Su Qin."

After the show ended, Su Qin and Ma Dongliang picked up the microphone again.

As the accompaniment sounds.

The unique sound of the guitar accompaniment spreads the feeling of time like old wine in front of the audience.

Then as soon as Ma Dongliang's honest voice came out, the feeling of love like old wine became even stronger.

"Give you a CD from the past"

"Listen to our love back then"

"Sometimes I suddenly forget that I still love you"

CD player!

Audio tape!

And the shy and reserved love of youth.

Just three lyrics.

The sense of historical chronology comes to your face and quickly draws the audience into the situation.

Then Su Qin took over the female vocals, and the audience's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Can't Sing Songs Like That Again"

"When you hear it, you will blush and avoid it"

"Although I often forget that I still love you"

The shyness of youth.

She blushed and avoided the secret joy.

And the lingering thoughts after the separation.

It impacts the audience's memories bit by bit.

Before they could recover from their memories, the chorus of the male and female chorus pushed their emotions to a small climax.


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