LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 67
066: The Three Immortals Return To The Cave! The Ultimate Technique! Here Comes The Patient!
“I’m not the first in the Appearance Association.
Xie Heng shook his head.
Everyone was stunned.
It is also easy to understand.
With Xie Heng’s status and popularity in the entertainment circle now.
The actress I have seen, or rather.
There are too many temptations to face!
As long as Xie Heng is willing, some good-looking female artists will post it.
Therefore, Xie Heng should be on the appearance requirements.
It shouldn’t be the most important thing to see.
Of course, it is estimated that it is not that kind of Common level.
To put it bluntly, you have to have eyes!
“That means there must be resonance in the soul?”
Ju Jingyi asked again.
This made the field fall into silence.
It is the soul of Xie Heng, an old cadre……
It’s hard to find a girl who can empathize with Xie Heng!
“Yes.”
“It’s very important to talk.”
Xie Heng nodded.
In fact, he himself didn’t seem to have thought about this issue.
Although there are always many girls around.
But for things like finding a partner, falling in love and getting married.
Xie Heng has never been very caring.
【I, I, I, I feel that I should be fine! My mother said that I am mature since I was a child!】
【It’s hard to imagine what kind of girl Brother Heng will find in the future!】
【Anyway, I never imagined that a boy like Brother Heng would be worthy of him!】
【I can’t even imagine it yet!】
【I’ve already hit countless numbers with Brother Heng, including myself! Hahahaha!】
【I found out that this brother is so sweet to be with anyone!!】
Friends of the water on this topic.
Also quite concerned.
Everyone wants to know what Xie Heng’s mate selection criteria will be like.
“Brother Heng, do you think I’m suitable?”
Ju Jingshen smiled.
Holding his face in his hands, he looked at Xie Heng and asked.
This kind of statement is a bit half-joking and half-serious.
The female idol who is on the show.
In the public eye, dare to ask “500” this to another top male.
It will definitely cause a lot of public opinion!
Don’t care about Ju Jingyi’s appearance, how he was hacked on the Internet.
But now the popularity is still high.
She is also a good independent woman.
“What are you suitable for?”
Xie Heng blurted out.
Ju Jingyi: “…I am suitable for making tea.”
【Ahahaha! Brother Heng knows how to answer!】
【The skins of Reba and Mimi who are next to me are all unfolded!!】
【”What are you suitable for?” It can be seen that Xiaoju should be asking seriously!】
【Shendu is different now!】
【Sure enough, Brother Heng has always been someone we don’t need to worry about in terms of being single!】
【I said it all, Brother Heng is destined to be our male fan!】
“Brother Heng and I must be the best match!”
Yuan Linqing said that she had already posted it.
In the next second, Zheng Kai pulled him back by his collar.
It’s shameful, there must be a limit!!
“Hahaha, you young man.”
Uncle Zhang watched Zhile from the side.
It’s not much better than a TV show.
At this time, there was a knock on the door.
“Tuck! Tuck! Tuck!”
Xie Heng looked over.
“It should be business.”
Xie Heng said.
It’s been an hour or two.
Only one person knocked on the door.
There are indeed very few customers!
“Someone came so soon?”
“Usually no one comes to the door for a day or two.”
Uncle Zhang stood up habitually.
To receive patients.
Xie Heng stretched out his hand and asked him to sit down first.
“Didn’t you say today that I’ll help you receive it?”
Xie Heng posted all his advertising posts.
How can I still let Uncle Zhang come.
“Okay, it’s up to you.
Uncle Zhang paused.
Still, sat down after waiting.
He was really curious about how Xie Heng would help people see a doctor.
Just such a lad.
less than thirty years of age.
The tone is stunned! Dare to post a cure fee of 300.
Can’t cure the advertisement that pays three thousand.
Xie Heng gave Reba a look.
Reba immediately understands!
They had already communicated just now.
If a patient comes to the door.
Let Reba be the assistant.
Moreover, it also explained how to see a doctor later.
However, both of them need to put on masks first, and Reba has to add big black-rimmed glasses.
After all, if it is young people who come.
They are still easy to spot.
As for the living room side, and this side there is a curtain.
Don’t be afraid of being seen.
After Reba and Xie Heng sat down in front of the medicine table.
Let the person who knocked on the door come in.
“I’m here to see a doctor.”
It was indeed a young man who entered the door.
However, after entering the door, his eyes were a little restless.
Looking left and right, his eyes finally stayed on Reba.
Even after wearing a mask and big black-rimmed glasses.
The temperament of a female star.
Still very hard to hide.
Instead it was Xie Heng, rosary in hand.
Tilting his head, wearing a mask, he sat in front of the medicine counter.
The temperament of the old Chinese medicine is self-evident!
No camouflage needed at all!
he is!!
he is the one!!!
“This should be a relative of the old Hu’s family in the east of the village, right?”
“I came here today for the holidays, and it doesn’t look like I’m sick.
In the living room, Uncle Zhang glanced at the young man outside and said.
However, still did not show up.
Just look at it.
“Sit down, what’s wrong?”
Xie Heng knocked on the medicine table.
Signal him to sit down first.
“Where’s old Zhang Bo?”
“I’ve been feeling a little sick lately.”
“I don’t know if it’s a fire or something.”
“It’s tasteless to eat anything in your mouth.”
“It just doesn’t taste good.”
After the young man sat down, he began to talk about his problems.
Xie Heng was unhurriedly in the pen holder on the table.
Picked up a pen and paper and started recording.
“Today I am in charge of the agency store.”
“Name, age.”
Xie Heng asked without raising his eyes.
“Oh, OK.”
“Hu Dong, age thirty-three!”
【Hahaha! Brother Heng sat there, and the oppressive feeling of Chinese medicine immediately came up!】
[Just looking at it like this, who would have guessed that the opposite is a popular actress and a top actor!?]
【Intensity! Intensity!】
【It’s so flavorful! Where is the need to act?!】
“Give me your hand.”
Xie Heng asked Hu Dong to put his hands on the stage.
Then hold the pulse and check the pulse first.
With just this simple gesture, Xie Heng probably knew what this patient was like.
“Doctor, let me look at the door and say.”
“For a fortune teller to cure a disease, it is true that the fee is 500 if it is cured, and 3,000 if it is not cured?”
Hu Dong confirmed.
He passed the alley just now.
Just saw such an ad.
Turn around and come in.
Therefore, you still have to go to see a doctor first.
Make sure it’s true first.
“it is true.”
“Your pulse is a little messy.”
Xie Heng withdrew his hand that signaled the pulse.
shouted in his mouth.
“Stop it!”
“Doctor, you should treat me first.”
When Hu Dong heard it, it must be some kind of rhetoric.
He’s not a bad taster at all.
Since Xie Heng said that if it is not cured, he will lose money.
Then he insisted that his mouth just had no taste.
It’s easy money!
“can”1
“rest assured.”
Xie Heng smiled and loosened his mask.
He greeted the ‘assistant’ Reba behind him.
“Go and get the No. 3 Shenshui that I specially refined.”
Xie Heng ordered.
Xuanmen treatment of diseases must not be simply taking medicine.
It has to be a little mysterious!
“Good doctor.”
Reba responded seriously.
Now is the time to test the professionalism of their actors!
“Divine water?”
“Does Brother Heng specialize in refining some divine water?”
Yuan Linqing and the others looked blankly at the living room.
Xie Heng had been sitting with them eating and drinking tea just now.
How can there be any kind of divine water?
“I don’t know, let’s see where Reba gets it.”
Yang Mi shook her head.
She didn’t know what that meant either.
Everyone sees through the gap.
The location of the living room happened to be able to see the direction Reba was walking.
I saw that Reba had just walked to the door of the toilet.
He took it out of his pocket.
Take out a small bottle.
Then I adjusted my expression management again.
Try not to let yourself laugh later.
This is all in one shot.
Unlike when filming, you can come back again!
“Doctor, Shenshui”
Reba handed the little green bottle to Xie Heng.
Xie Heng was placed on the medicine table again.
He said to the young man Hu Dong: “Our Taoism treats diseases, and we pay attention to efficiency.”
“You only need one bottle for your symptoms.”
“I’ll tell you a fortune here, and you can drink it in twenty minutes.
“After drinking it, it will be effective immediately, and come to me when the problem is not good.”
Hu Dong dubiously picked up the small bottle on the table.
My heart has already begun to be happy.
There’s nothing wrong with him.
Anyway, come back in twenty minutes and ask for money.
“Good! Thank you doctor.”
Hu Dong got up and was about to go out.
But Xie Heng stopped him.
“Pay the money first, if you don’t recover.”
“I’ll return it to you together.”
Xie Heng held out his hand for money.
Hu Dong has already made up his mind to ask for money when he comes back later.
This will give five hundred first.
It will be back to three thousand five later, it will only be a matter of a while.
So boldly put down the money and went out.
I saw Hu Dong going out the door.
Everyone came out of the living room.
“Brother Heng!!”
“Isn’t that the bottle I put my eye drops in?”
Yuan Linqing asked quickly.
He recognized them all.
That little green bottle is not the bottle of his eye drops.
Obviously lost it just now.
How could it be with Reba.
“In that case, what’s in it?”
Yang Mi was also curious.
“Hey! That’s why Brother Heng is fortune-telling and healing.”
“It’s not traditional medical treatment!”
“After a while, you will know!”
Reba is playing tricks.
Because Xie Heng told her to do things.
Reba naturally knew what was inside.
【Reba also learns badly! She even sells it!】
【No, I’m also very curious, what kind of magic water is in it!】
【Twenty minutes later, drink it and get sick?】
【Now, fast forward to twenty minutes later!】
The curiosity of the water friends has been fully drawn!
I really want to know what the so-called Shenshui Xie Heng said!
“Xiao Xie, what’s wrong with the old Hu’s child just now?”
“See what’s going on…”
Uncle Zhang is still in a good mood.
The first concern was how Hu Dong’s illness was.
“I’m not sick.”
“Pretend.
Xie Heng said frankly.
Don’t even have to take your pulse.
Just look at the face and spirit when you enter the door.
It’s not like a person with something wrong with him!
“ah?”
“Then it’s broken!”
“If he’s not sick, you still prescribe medicine for him!”
“Then he will insist later that it is not good.
“Will you really pay me if you want money?”
Uncle Zhang said anxiously.
A full compensation of three thousand!
This much money is worth as much as the store he has been running for a long time!
【Damn it!! It turned out to be a master who smashed the field and cheated people!】
[There is nothing wrong with my body, I just came in because I saw that this company could lose money! 】
【That person doesn’t look very good!!】
【Is Brother Heng about to be pitted for three thousand?】
【I don’t understand why Brother Heng still prescribed medicine for him!】
【Don’t worry! As an old fan, Brother Heng never sends out unknown teachers! Just wait and see!】
[Yes, there is a reversal (playing with the phone backwards)]
“fine.”
“Isn’t he coming back later?”
Xie Heng counted the time and replied.
“It’s broken, let’s chip in the money first, shall we?”
Yuan Linqing thought about it, and was already planning to raise money with other people.
If needed, they will still help.
They just took out one by one, and they were all in the denomination of three yuan and two yuan.
It looks a bit shabby indeed!
The people next to him were in a hurry.
Xie Heng and Reba are the parties involved.
Instead, he behaved quite calmly.
He started playing on his own!
“Do you know that the Three Immortals Return to the Cave?”
Xie Heng placed two medicine bowls on the medicine table.
He took out three more copper coins from his pocket.
Lay flat on the table.
They were changed under the medicine bowl respectively.
Then Xie Heng grabbed one of the medicine bowls again.
He took a breath and asked, “Guess how many copper coins are there?”
“Brother Heng, I saw you put two copper coins in this bowl!”
“There must be two!”
Reba said angrily.
Now she suspects that Xie Heng is teasing her for a fool!
“No, not here.
Xie Heng lifted the medicine bowl.
It was empty inside!
“how come!!”
Reba’s eyes widened.
This is too outrageous!
She just looked at the copper coin covered under it.
It will just disappear all of a sudden!
“Then all three must be here!”
Reba pointed to another bowl and said.
“No.”
“In my pocket.”
Xie Heng opened another medicine bowl.
He really took out those three copper coins from his pocket!
Reba: “Why!!!”
“Ah!! My head is so itchy! I need to grow my brain!”
【Hahaha! The Three Immortals Return to the Cave! What you are playing is an extreme technique!】
【Brother Heng can still play this!!】
[I recorded the screen and slowed it down ten times and couldn’t see clearly! 0.1!]
【Ordinary people just use elastic and compressible balls to play, but Brother Heng directly uses copper coins!!】
【This is too hardcore!!】
Just played like this for a while.
Everyone heard a rush of footsteps outside the door.
“I’m coming!”
“Let’s go!”
Yuan Linqing said nervously.
A few people rushed back to behind the curtain of the living room immediately!
Only Xie Heng and Reba were left at the medicine table.
The next moment, Hu Dong didn’t knock on the door this time.
Get in!
The eyes are fierce, and there are black stains on the corners of the mouth!
Pointing to Xie Heng, he asked: “What kind of supernatural water are you!?”
“Isn’t this gasoline!!”
Hu Dong threw the green bottle on the ground.
“So clever, how do you know it’s gasoline?”
Xie Heng looked puzzled.
“Can I still not know the smell of gasoline?”
“You think I’m stupid…”
Hu Dong hadn’t finished speaking.
Realizing that something was wrong, the volume gradually decreased.
“…
Behind the curtain was Yuan Linqing and the others covering their mouths to prevent themselves from laughing too loudly!
Who would have thought!
Gasoline in the bottle!
【Ahahaha! I just said, Brother Heng is not a teacher of civilization!!】
【You don’t care what my magic water is, you just say it’s not cured, right?】
【Absolutely!! “So Smart?”】
【I get it! Hahaha I get it!! That’s how I play it!】
“Then…then why do you have to drink it after twenty minutes?”
Hu Dong asked angrily.
His tone was already a little unsure.
Xie Heng: “Because you will be counted as far away.”
Hu Dong: “Ah, is this the hexagram that you use for fortune-telling and healing?!!”
【Hahahaha!! Laugh and get rich!】
【”Main Innovation”! “Main Fusion”!】
ps: It feels like 13707.. Big Brother’s 10,000 point reward! I have never seen so much money in this life.
Also ask for flowers!! Ask for reminders!.