Eating Melon Seeds At The Awards Ceremony, Is This Guy Really The Actor?

Chapter 59



058: Paper Figurines Are Eye-Catching! Brother Heng, The Best Actor, Is Designated As A Side Job!

【Promised actor, you can even tie paper?!!】

【I have to say, Brother Heng is getting more and more down-to-earth!】

【Good guy, the beginning and the end are down-to-earth, and it is clearly the ground house!!】

[Hahaha, the ground house is not bad! When I saw Brother Heng origami money in the morning, I felt that this brother’s craftsmanship is definitely not simple! 】

[Nowadays, in many rural areas, there are not many paper maker! 】

【With brother Heng’s skill, there will be no problems with opening a paper-making shop!】

[Didn’t Brother Heng say that? How can an actor make more money doing anything else?]

【The truth makes me want to cry, hahahaha!】

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all boiling!

Originally watched Xie Heng come back with two paper figurines.

It was already very scary.

Who would have thought that these two paper figurines were made by Xie Heng himself!

at this time.

Everyone gathered around the paper figurine.

Looking curiously at the boy and girl paper figurines.

Paper figurines are children after all, so they are about half human!

The clothes are all beautifully done!

It’s like children’s clothing in the Republic of China.

The cheeks and lips are rosy.

From a distance, it looks like a real child!

“But Brother Heng, why do these two paper figurines have no eyes.

“It looks so weird and infiltrating!”

Yuan Linqing said.

Everyone else was curious too.

They have noticed this point since just now.

If these two paper figurines could close their eyes.

It will definitely be more lively.

“Paper figurines are generally not eye-catching.”

Xie Heng shook his head.

Everyone was taken aback.

They have never heard of this statement.

“But when I was shooting TV.”

“I see that many of them have their eyes closed.

Yang Mi said.

She’s done horror-themed movies before.

The paper figurines prepared by the props team at that time.

They are all paper people with eyes.

“It didn’t matter much when I was filming, but today is the Ghost Festival after all.”

“Generally, the elders say that there are two reasons.”

“If paper dolls have eyes, they can see things in the world.”

“So greedy for the world, unwilling to leave.”

“The last paper doll burned to the deceased had only one body.”

“It will anger the dead, so that they will not protect the descendants, and even curse the descendants.”

Xie Heng explained.

Everyone was terrified.

They are in the entertainment industry.

Folk sayings about these.

Never heard of it at all.

And it sounds mysterious.

Just don’t be too scary!

Hear what Xie Heng said.

In the future, I will burn the words of the paper man for the ancestors.

Definitely check to see if there is any eyesight!

【I, Cao…didn’t expect such a saying!】

【Okay! Watching the actor’s reality show variety show, you can still be popularized to this kind of taboo in the underworld!】

【In brother Heng’s place, what is impossible?】

【Brother Heng even understands this!】

【I remember that Brother Heng didn’t seem to have taken any horror-themed movies!】

[I hope Brother Heng can think about it next time! What you said is so interesting!]

The water friends were all frightened and shivered.

They all hide in their own blankets and don’t dare to show their heads!

“Brother Heng, is there another kind?”

“what is the reason?”

Yuan Linqing had already hid behind Zheng Kai.

Foody and curious.

This is the same as when many people were young.

Love listening to grandma and grandpa going the same way as ghost stories in the village!

Obviously scared to death.

But still can’t stop listening to it!

“There is another way of saying that is even more mysterious.”

“Say yes, the paper man with eyes opened.”

“There will be a human spirit.”

“Lonely ghosts will think that paper figurines are people without souls, and thus possess them.”

“Possessed paper figurines cannot be burned!”

Xie Heng explained.

“ah?!”

Everyone looked at the two paper figurines beside Xie Heng.

The more you look at it, the more infiltrating it becomes.

“Brother Heng, you better stop talking.”

“I don’t dare to go out now.”

Reba panicked.

“However, this is folk Legendary.”

“The saying is such a saying, we just try to abide by it.”

“The main one is to believe in science.”

Xie Heng looked at everyone so frightened.

He comforted him with a smile.

“I’m afraid that Brother Heng will say that he believes in science.”

“Just like in a novel, put on a Taoist robe with your backhand!”

Yuan Linqing still reads a lot of online articles.

Images have begun to form in my mind.

【Hahahaha! I have read quite a few novels like this!】

【It’s broken, the novel is reflected in reality!】

【It’s not impossible! Brother Heng is an actor! He’s a star!】

【Come on! “Just became top class, I choose to retire and become a Taoist priest!” “Actor? How can I earn as much as I catch ghosts!”]

【Upstairs, I have to say, you know novels!】

【Some people are still laughing, some people have opened the document and started working!】

[…]

The water friends laughed.

“Okay, take everything with you.”

“Go to the river moat first.

Xie Heng said.

When it rained before.

He also caught fish there.

Under the arrangement of Xie Heng.

The guests each brought the folded paper money and tributes.

A total of eight people.

Everyone has something on hand!

Xie Heng held a paper figurine in each hand.

Just walked out of the yard gate.

Just put a couple of paper figurines on both sides of the door!

Men left and women right placed.

“Hey, Brother Heng!”

“Aren’t these two paper figurines you made for burning?”

Reba asked.

He thought Xie Heng were paper figures.

Just take it and burn it together.

“There’s a moral to that, too.”

“According to the folk saying, the ghost festival opens the gates of ghosts.”

“So maybe there are lonely ghosts everywhere that we can’t see.

“We’re all out and there’s no one at home.”

“You need to put two paper figurines at the door to confuse lonely souls and wild ghosts.”

“Let them think that there is someone at home, so they won’t hide in your house.”

Xie Heng went on to explain.

That’s why he went to buy paper to make paper figurines.

“Brother Xie Heng~ You Niu Boyi!”

“I know so much!”

“I even know this custom! I’ve never heard of it anyway!”

Yuan Linqing gave a thumbs up.

【There is such a saying!】

【It turns out that paper figurines are used in this way! I also thought they were going to be burned!】

【Unlocked the new knowledge of the ship again!】

【It’s agreed to be the best, I’m really afraid that brother Heng will be the same as what Yuan Linqing said, if you don’t agree with each other, you will become a Taoist leader! 】

【That female fan can’t cry to death?】

【No! Judging from the performance of Ziqi concert, I think male fans will cry even more!】

【Hahahaha! My God, male fans will cry even more!】

[…]

Netizens themselves are very interested in this kind of novelty!

In addition, it is a local custom, which is very down-to-earth!

I can’t take my eyes off it for a while!

A group of celebrities are paper-making people again on the Ghost Festival.

And I don’t know what to do to ‘make ghosts’!

Among them, Xie Heng is the most popular actor at the moment!

This combination of elements.

Let the popularity of the live broadcast room, even at night.

Not only did it not weaken by half.

On the contrary, it continues to skyrocket!

【My grandma and I watched it together! My grandma said it all, Brother Heng explained everything right!】

【After all, he is an old cadre who can only chat with old men and old ladies! How could Brother Heng’s science popularization be wrong?】

【Such a handsome guy, you have to call him an old cadre, stop! (tears collapse)!】

【You just say Brother Heng behaves like a character, right?】

[…]

Down the dark road.

Xie Heng and his group walked leisurely on the road.

Cool outside style tonight.

It stands to reason, how could this season have such a big advantage.

“Brother, do you also put paper figurines in front of your house?”

Yuan Linqing happened to pass by a family.

I saw the big brother putting paper figurines at the door.

Yuan Linqing, a social gangster, started talking to her whenever she went up.

“yes!”

“Isn’t this about to go out?”

The elder brother also responded enthusiastically.

“Brother! Your paper figurines are not as good-looking as ours!

Yuan Linqing said proudly.

The corner of the elder brother’s mouth twitched.

Just when she was about to speak, a slap fell on Yuan Linqing’s head.

Then, the red and swollen small bag slowly rises!

A big hand grabbed Yuan Linqing’s collar at the nape of his neck.

Caught in the rear like a chick.

“Puff ha ha ha…”

“It deserves it! Good Bego!”

Reba laughed.

Soon, everyone came to the moat river.

I don’t know if I don’t come, I just walked there.

Everyone was shocked by the picture in front of them!

There is a tall willow tree beside the moat river.

The bottom is full of kids!

And the table was full of offerings.

Obviously, there are usually few people in the village.

It was full of people at this time!

The old man and the old lady led the children.

Everyone has a burning incense in their hands!

How bustling it looks!

“Brother Heng, what are they doing?”

Reba pointed to the crowd over there and asked.

All of a sudden, there are so many people in the village.

It was still at night, and she couldn’t get used to it!

“This is one of the steps in forming a ghost relationship.”

“Under the big willow tree are tributes, holding a stick of incense.”

“The implication is that through incense, wandering souls are drawn to eat tribute.

“At the same time, it also plays a role of timing.”

“After burning the incense, you can pack up your things and go back.

Xie Heng explained.

Only then did everyone suddenly realize.

There are still so many doorways here.

【Brother! Even if you don’t act in horror movies, write some scripts!】

【That’s right! Look at what domestic horror movies have been in the past few years!!】

[My evaluation is – relying on the defense! 】

【Hahaha! This is really down-to-earth!】

[…]

“Brother Heng, according to the custom.”

“Is it possible that there are ghosts all over the streets today, but we can’t see them?”

“What if it hit me?”

Yuan Linqing asked.

He was afraid that he would bump into something unclean on the way.

“Now I have to work overtime to record the program at night.”

“My grievances are not necessarily weaker than ghosts.”

Xie Heng replied indifferently.

Reba: “Hahaha!”

Yuan Linqing: “…so brave!”

【Hahahahaha!! This answer!】

【Brother Heng is my Internet mouthpiece, okay?】

【The sense of substitution is too strong! I’m still working overtime in the company! The ones with big resentment are the kind, to the extent that I have to slap me twice when I see a ghost!】

【Sooner or later, Brother Heng will laugh me to death! Don’t be too real!】

【The ghost is coming, I will drag him to complain about 270 hours of work a month!】

[…]

々Just keep those paper boats.

“The rest can be burned.”

Xie Heng pointed to the open space on the side and said.

“good.”

Reba and Yang Mi were reluctant to take out the lighter and the big iron basin they had prepared.

Inside began to burn paper money.

Soon, the flames burned blazingly in the iron basin.

The light of the fire illuminates the willow tree brightly!

“Dolls, pray while burning!”

“Otherwise it will be burned in vain.”

An aunt passed by and reminded.

Only then did Yang Mi and the others understand.

What is burned now is paper money for the dead ghosts.

So there are no idols or anything to worship.

Only when it is burning.

Burn and pray!

Reba: “Please bless us safe and happy!”

While muttering in his mouth.

While holding the paper ingot in his hand.

All the paper flowers were thrown into the brazier.

“I’m coming too!”

Yuan Linqing threw a wad of paper money into it.

Then my mouth began to babble: “Please bless me with promotion and salary increase, prosperity and wealth, remuneration for nothing, beauties crazily eating and not gaining weight, smooth sailing, two dragons take off, Sanyang Kaitai, four seasons of peace, and five blessings come to my door……”

Xie Heng was holding incense, and without delay he went up with a knife in his hand!

Xie Heng: “I want you to pray, not to let you sit here and practice your speaking!”

Yuan Linqing: “Brother, I’m from Tianyu, I can’t help but chat!!”

【Hahahaha! This is a perfect six!】

【Yuan Linqing doesn’t have a knife on his forehead, it’s for nothing!】

【Dead Ghost: Come on, I have something to talk to you alone!】

[I was quite scared at first. This whole thing, wait for me to get rich!]

【How can someone owe you so much!】

【Oh! Tianyu people! That’s right!!】

[…]

The water friends were amused non-stop.

Originally, this atmosphere should be quite scary.

This time, fairness was directly maxed out by ‘hahaha’!

So many people are burning.

The paper money was almost burned out soon.

The incense in Xie Heng’s hand was already more than half burned.

Next, is the most important step of forming a ghost relationship.

Requires on a folded paper boat.

Put the item to be given to the dead ghost.

Then put the paper boat into the river.

Let them drift with the trend for a night.

that’s why.

When the catty paper boat (Zi Zhao).

The reason why the steps are so much more complicated than Common’s paper boat.

Because it is necessary to place a certain amount of heavy items on the hull.

This Xie Heng has already told everyone.

Just, what to put in the body.

It depends on what everyone thinks.

“I will leave a piece of paper money with a denomination of six billion for the poor.”

“Let him buy a new Glory skin!!”

Yang Mi put the paper boat into the river and said.

She usually likes to play games.

The first thing that comes to mind is to help the dead ghosts to play the game.

Reba: “Me, me, me! I put a little paper figurine nanny for the poor! I cut all the little skirts myself!”

Zheng Kai: “I put half a cup of boiling water for the ugly ghost…Drink more water, take a pee…”

Yuan Linqing: “Hey! I put half a piece of solid alcohol on the paper boat for the alcoholic! Open it up and eat it! Keep your fill!”

Cai Xukun: “Basketball, and, my dream…”

【Ahahahaha! Six billion!! It seems that Mimi also knows how powerful the collision of the underworld currency is!】

[I didn’t expect Brother Kai to be so bad! I want to ask, does Reba, the paper figurine babysitter, also have a northeast accent?]

【Is solid alcohol serious?!】

【Brother Kun, I’m in tears!! Don’t, don’t be like this!!】

【What about Brother Heng? What did Brother Heng put?】

Not just netizens.

Yang Mi and the others were also puzzled.

Xie Heng will put something.

“I gave the devil a boat.”

Xie Heng replied.

【Devil?! Brother Heng, the situation becomes bigger in one click!!】

【Ahahaha! Is it for those ghosts who are ‘posted’ in the land of Dragon Kingdom?】

【Okay! What a devil!】

“Brother Heng, what did you put on the devil?”

Reba pursued and asked Blow.

Everyone gathered together.

Staring at the paper boat that has drifted away with the river.

The dim light did not allow them to see clearly what was on the boat.

Xie Heng: “Yuan Linqing’s socks.”

【I’m blanched!!!!】

【Hahahahaha! No way, I laughed my head off!】.


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