LIGHTNOVELONLINE Two girls are dumb, Four girls are scary!
So after all that drama, we had a welcoming party for me, and of course that meant Akeno's cake! It was actually damn good, no Sona food poisoning there.
So, yup now it looks like jail-bait asked me to sit by her at least till the cake was gone then she was gone, she is a foodie! Or maybe she left because that damn Rias curse made me say,"Damn she can put that shit away! I better get one more piece before she bites my hand!" I figured out how to beat the curse! I just need to stop thinking of anything!
I, Rias, and the gang had discussed a few things to protect us and it is something like this.....
1 Do not tell anyone what my gear does or its name....
2 Never mention anything of the matters of Rias's marriage......
3 Do not tell anyone how many Pawn pieces were used on me. However, the smart girl already told the sis-con, my name and the fact Rias had to use ALL 8 Pawns to make me into her servant. I told her to just tell anyone else that she used 2 on me, at least till official rating games start way down the road.......
4 She is having a meeting with the VP and Sona and she will get me admitted into the Occult Research Club starting the next day. I can still swim as well!
Finally I informed them what happened to cause my death......
After everyone else left I made my way home and did my duties like my normal workout, but now they have to be modified a lot due to my new race. What a long day!
Somewhere in Kuoh where every man wants to be.......
At midnight in Sona's Kuoh mansion, Sona, Tsubaki, Rias, and Akeno can be seen in a classic steam bath discussing devil matters, particularly the issue about Yuma. Rias is explaining the events in order to keep Sona and her group in the know.....
Rias explains,"So it started when the history teacher who is one of Akeno's contractors was being hunted by the church and fallen angels. While in a barrier, he stumbled across Matsuda carrying a bag of food to go home. He then told him to hide, and he did promptly. Our teacher Mr Mai, then was trapped in a dead end and thought he was done for. A moment later a small patch of earth was revealed from the concrete like the stone made a hole, then the two men saw an apple land in said hole. While both men watched, he heard from behind the stray exorcist and I quote,"Say Hello to my little friend" Then like 30 years sped by in two seconds, and a enormous apple tree shot at the exorcist impaling him into the wall"
After taking a sip of her milk-tea she continued,"Matsuda yelled at the teacher and told him to escape and he did. No one ended up following after so the assassin was either dead or incapacitated. The whereabouts of Matsuda until the following Sunday are not confirmed."
Then Akeno took over,"Shortly after my contractor escaped the [Heaven Descends Event] that struck the very same alley the altercation happened, Investigation of the area revealed nothing conclusive. It was utterly leveled in a 50 foot wide and 15 feet deep crater."
She showed pictures to the other women and continued with her case,"On Tuesday morning an unknown mature sounding woman called into the school to report a family emergency for Matsuda Tanaka. It should be noted that Matsuda's family left for Tokyo for family before the event in the alley. Then no news of him was found until he became a widespread topic on local forums. This [Pink Zombie] video went viral after Sunday afternoon. The mastiff in question was not a dog Matsuda owned previously."
She then brought out security still shots from the town of a super tall beautiful European woman named Karen, 5 foot 9 inches tall. with long navy blue hair, walking the pink zombie mastiff.
Akeno wipes off the moisture from her breasts and says,"This woman was seen in town for roughly 4 months before vanishing from Kuoh after the video was released. Rias and I investigated what Matsuda would say about this, and we used a lie detection spell and found out. He was walking from his dead wife's house that day, his clothing was destroyed and had to take hers and the dog home."
Rias then took over the discussion,"After he returned to school he was approached by the fallen angel disguised as Yuma."
Akeno passed more pictures of their six days together, then Rias continued, "Apparently Matsuda recognized the disguise and played along with this fallen angel's ruse. He found it entertaining to subject her to over the top humiliation, sigh! Anyway we had found out about the first contact of the two and found out about their date on Sunday. I went ahead and had my familiar give him my summon circle. If he thought of me I would be summoned and granted permission to take him as my servant before his last breath. Unfortunately for him he underestimated Raynare who killed him with her feathers, she did this because he was unable to be harmed by her light weapon's. However Matsuda admitted to making a mistake not knowing his opponent's natural attack, and paid the price" Rias then finished.
Tsubaki wiped her glasses, and said out of all that information,"Tanaka is a professional at getting a rise out of women!" Rias and Akeno dumbly look at each other.
Sona, seeing her friend's confusion, clarifies,"Mr Tanaka has been causing my group headaches since the beginning of school. His intellect makes him act like a naughty child, but we have found him to be a sentimental human, well now a devil apparently. I tried getting my hands on him, but he shut me down and threw me curve-balls left and right avoiding my attempts to get him. But I think he planned it!?"
She then handed the two girls the drunk letter,"Just read this and you may find clues?!"
Sona saw very colorful expressions on the twos face and a bit of amazement.
Rias sounded upset,"He sent you his friend who is the Red Dragon Emperor?! And the Black Dragon as well? He filled your team? B-but why just your team??" Rias's envy is showing just a bit!
"And why do you think Matsuda wrote that?" Sona the fox strikes, Rias bites like a fool!
"Just today that proud peacock called himself 'The Great Me' and that's who the letter is from, plus he knew how your peerage is arranged!" Rias is pouting.
Sona probed,"How was he able to do that?"
At this point Rias finally realized she was saying too much and just said what he did,"Because HE is a fucking genius!?" And she adds her stupid head tilt!
Sona and Tsubaki just stare at one another reading each-others expressions! The four had a normal night after that.
In a two story track home our dumb ass protagonist Matsuda, woke up with cold chills and lower back pains out of nowhere and said,"Kalawarna must be thinking of me!"
