DxD: A Blonde Boy

Issei was skipping in his neighbourhood with a large perverted grin on his face. Matsuda and Motohama would be so jealous when he showed off his new girlfriend tomorrow. He was dreaming about the oppai on Yuuma and the perverted things he'd do to them. He was so distracted by his perverted fantasies he almost bumped into the same blonde stranger he did yesterday.

"Oh, it's you." Issei pointed his index finger at Naruto.

"Oh, it's the resident, perverted brat of our neighborhood." Naruto mimicked Issei.

"You're the new guy in town." Issei asked feeling uncomfortable because his new neighbor must have heard news of his perverted habits and now thinks he's irredeemable trash.

"What about it?" Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"I'm Issei Hyoudou and I live in the house beside yours." Issei wanted to learn more about the blonde stranger.

"Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto introduced himself while putting a hand forward for a handshake.

Issei shook Naruto's hand with his left hand, a smile on his pink face.

"So, what's up with the smile on your face?" Naruto asked.

"Oh, a cute girl just asked me out, Naruto-san. Can you believe that?"

Naruto chuckled at his happy attitude. "Good luck on your date, brat, I have important business to attend to." And, just like that, the blonde was gone.

Issei stared at Naruto's back for a moment before making his way back home. It was cold, his back.

Naruto was going to the local library to get 6 years worth of knowledge into his head all in one week, and the good part was that he wasn't going to read a single book.

No wonder the Kage Bunshin was his favourite jutsu.

"Kukuku... This is going to be interesting. I wonder what job Kurama and the rest would pick for me." He chuckled as he entered the local library.

(Scene change: A week later)

Naruto woke up feeling energetic. He brushed his teeth, had a hot bath and got ready for the day.

"Good morning y'all," Naruto greeted the chibi forms of all the Tailed Beasts.

"Good morning Naruto/Naruto-kun/brat," they all replied.

Naruto was thinking about breakfast, he had ramen in mind but he wanted something else because he was starting his new job today. The Bijūs had picked a formal dress for him to wear.

"So, what did you guys decide on?" Naruto asked, staring at the plush-sized W. on his white sofa with curiosity written all over his face.

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Naruto was in front of an office in a black tuxedo under a white, long-sleeve, buttoned up shirt, a tie and black matching pants and shoes with his resume in hand and hope, hoping he's accepted in this establishment.

Naruto knocked on the door three times before he heard a 'come in'.

Taking a deep breath, he opened the door and entered the office. Naruto was offered a seat with a hand gesture to one of the two seats in front of his potential new boss.

(Scene change: Streets of Kuoh.)

Issei and Yuuma walked beside each other en route to their planned date venue when they managed to chance his friends on the street.

He introduced his new girlfriend to his friends Matsuda and Motohama, with a sense of superiority and glee. Almost like he was gloating.

Their reaction was predictable as expected; priceless surprise and betrayal reflected on their faces.

Yumma linked her arm in his as he waved his friends over his shoulder, leaving them burning with jealousy.

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Issei and Yuuma had lots of fun on their third date. They went shopping, visited the park, the Arcade, had coffee, went sightseeing and spent the evening in the park.

It was getting dark and it was time to call it a day.

"I had a lot of fun today," Yuuma stated while holding Issei's hand.

"Yeah, today was great, Yuuma-chan." He breathed with adoration written all over his face.

"Say, Issei kun, do you mind doing me a favour to commemorate our first date?" Yuuma asked with a smile on her face.

"This is it, my first kiss. Don't screw up, Issei," the brown-haired pervert scolded himself mentally.

"W-what kind of favour?" Issei questioned his love interest, trying his best to conceal his excitement.

She tiptoed, her lips curving into a wicked smirk and whispered into his ear, "Could you die, please?"

Issei cleaned his ear with his pinky in the sheer bizzare nature of her request. He wasn't expecting that, at all.

What he expected from her was a kiss.

"Sorry Yuuma-chan, can you repeat that?" Issei asked, a bit disturbed by the unusual request. "I think there is something wrong with my ears."

She strared at him, right in eye, her smirk widening further as she radiated a sinister aura. "I said, could you die, please?"

In front of his eyes, his girlfriend's clothes burst into bits, leaving her nude except for her black panties covering her womanhood, while she transformed into something else; but in that split second of her transformation, he saw her tits, naked tits, the first tits he ever saw.

Her new attire was something worthy of a BDSM outfit of sorts with wings—jet black wings—sprouting out of her back.

"I really enjoyed our time and I'll cherish the gift you gave me, so..." She stretched her hands forward and a spear made of light formed in her hands. "Please die." she stabbed Issei through the stomach.

Issei coughed up a mouthful of blood, his eyes wide with shock, hurt and betrays. "W-why, Y-Yuuma-chan?" The bleeding Issei wanted to know why he was being killed.

Yumma pulled her light spear out of Issei, the action making him fall to the ground without any support to hold his limp body.

What a shame, really. He was really looking forward to impaling her with something… nice, but he never knew she'd take the initiative—quite early—and impale him with something else… Entirely.

"You possess a Sacred Gear in you so your existence poses a threat to us. Blame god for putting a Sacred Gear inside you." Yuuma flew away, leaving Issei alone and dying with only one regret: he should have at least touched her boobs before she killed him.

"I'm dying and all I can think about is a woman's breast... What a shitty life." He lamented in his last moments. "My blood reminds me of her hair, her long, crimson locks. I wish I could die with my head in between her breasts."