Chapter 1 - Meizong saintess dressed as little silly girls
Bai Taoji was sitting on the kang bed, resting her chin in her palm, watching her fourth aunt, Li Cuier, poking her ass, rummaging around in her house.
“Tao Tao, where did your mother hide the money?” Li Cui’er asked after looking through the drawers of the cabinet, and then went to the coat pocket hanging behind the door.
Bai Taoji frowned—this fourth aunt really thought she was a fool? !
but-
Bai Taoji rolled her eyes and stammered, “My, our family… no, no money!”
Li Cuier snorted, not believing, “How could your family have no money! In order to save people from being injured like this, your father was rated as advanced early in the morning, and even the newspapers in the provincial capital were praising him! Our county town , the town, the village… and our production team has all paid out money to reward your dad! I heard that it’s four or five hundred yuan if you add it together!”
Speaking of this, Li Cuier suddenly thought of something and asked, “By the way, Taotao, don’t you recognize money?”
Bai Taoji looked at Li Cui’er with a pure “innocent” look in her eyes.
The more Li Cui’er thought about it, the more reasonable she felt—of course the little fool doesn’t recognize money!
So she took out a crumpled piece of unity from her trouser pocket and handed it to Bai Taoji, “Well, it’s just this kind of paper… Tao Tao, where does your mother usually hide these things?”
Bai Taoji couldn’t see what Li Cuier handed over at all.
She was originally the saintess of Mei Zong from the Nine Heavens Immortal Realm in Xuandu Continent, known as the number one beauty in the Immortal Realm, but she was suddenly struck by lightning into this strange world, dressed as a seventeen-year-old silly village girl Bai Taotao .
Hey, this is a real fool!
This kind of stupid feeling is like wearing a cap that blocks all perception, making Bai Taoji slow and clumsy, unable to hear what others say, or see things, or even herself She was injured on her body… She didn’t feel much pain, and her reaction was a lot slower.
However, if the environment is quiet and people speak loudly, slowly and clearly, Bai Taoji can still understand.
This terrible experience made Bai Taoji very uncomfortable.
After a few months, she finally found out the basic situation of this big family:
– There are four people in the Bai family. The old man died early, leaving behind his step-wife and four sons. The eldest, Bai Zhenggan (Tao Tao’s father), and the second child, Bai Zhengkun, were born to the old man’s original wife, Du Min; the third uncle and the fourth uncle were born to his step-wife Chen Juxiang.
From Bai Taoji’s point of view, the four-bedroom Bai family lives in a courtyard, and they are usually noisy, but it is only through the tolerance of the big room that they can get along and live together…
This fourth aunt is basically the spoiler of the Bai family. While there is only Bai Taoji in the big house at this moment, she actually touches and steals money? ? ?
Now Li Cui’er handed Zhang Da Unity over, Bai Taoji caught it, touched it, and asked, “This…is it money?”
She wanted to try her best to see what the money looked like, but even if she put the money in front of her eyes, it was still blurry and couldn’t see clearly.
Seeing that Bai Taoji had taken the Great Unity away, Li Cuier was inexplicably flustered and wanted to get the money back. But after thinking about it, Bai Taotao is just a little fool, so what are you afraid of!
So Li Cui’er continued to persevere and seduce, “Tao Tao, where did your mother hide such things? Tell the fourth aunt, the fourth aunt boiled eggs for you!”
Bai Taoji grabbed the great unity and pondered for a moment, then gave the answer, “I’m keeping it in my milk house!”
Li Cuier was stunned for a moment, looked up and down Bai Taoji, and spat, “Nonsense!”
—The old lady Bai Chen Juxiang is Li Cuier’s mother-in-law, but she is the stepmother of the eldest of the Bai family. The relationship between the mother-in-law and the big room is only on the surface, and the big room’s money can never be handed over to the mother-in-law to take care of it.
At this moment, if Li Cui’er hadn’t watched Bai Taotao grow up with her own eyes, she would almost have wondered whether this Bai Taotao was really stupid, or was pretending to be stupid.
Bai Taoji said seriously, “Yes, it’s true! My grandma…the table in the house was made by my dad…with his own hands. There are hidden compartments inside and out. My grandma…don’t know.”
Of course, it is impossible to give Mrs. Bai your own money; but there is indeed a hidden space on the table in Mrs. Bai’s room.
When Mrs. Bai and Mom Tao Tao were arguing, Mom Tao Tao often said, “We were doing carpentry work, and the first thing we did was to open my dowry box and set a table for you”…
Sometimes when Tao Tao’s mother is not free, and she has to entrust Tao Tao to the care of Mrs. Bai, because of her face, Mrs. Bai will not shirk it. But the old lady Bai felt that Taotao was a fool, and she didn’t need to avoid it at all, so she took money from that secret grid in front of Taotao.
However, the secret compartment was locked, and the key was kept by Mrs. Bai. Whether Li Cui’er has a way to open the lock, that’s none of her Bai Taoji’s business.
After hearing Bai Taotao’s words, Li Cui’er was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, thinking that the couple in the big house were too bad, and they actually hid their money in…
Yes, the most dangerous place is the safest place!
Li Cui’er was so happy that she turned around and wanted to go to her mother-in-law’s house. After thinking about it, she paused again and asked Bai Taoji, “Tao Tao, where is that hidden space?”
Bai Taoji, “Count down to the third drawer on the right and right, on the left…you can reach it when you reach in.”
Li Cuier was overjoyed and turned around and left.
Bai Taoji quietly hid the great unity in her hand.
Li Cuier ran out, and just ran into the yard, before entering the house of her mother-in-law Bai, when she suddenly remembered something, and ran back in a hurry, “Tao Tao, where is the money I gave you just now?”
“Ah?” Bai Taoji’s eyes widened, her face blank.
Li Cuier knew it was broken!
– That big unity is the private money she has saved for a long time!
“You are raised by a cousin! You dare to steal my mother’s money if your hands and feet are not clean! Take it out, take it out! If you don’t take it out, I will beat you to death today…” Li Cui’er roared angrily, raising her paws at Bai Taoji waved over.
Before the slap fell on her body, Bai Taoji started crying “Wow”.
She knew that she was slow, so she was prepared, and held the awl her mother made of shoes in her hand and protected it on her arm.
Sure enough, Li Cui’er, who was furious and furious, didn’t see it clearly, and slapped it heavily, just in time for the awl that Bai Taoji held in her palm to make a long incision.
The aunt of the second room was drying clothes in the yard when she suddenly heard Bai Taotao’s howl, she was taken aback and hurriedly shouted, “Tao Tao, what’s wrong with Tao Tao?”
As a result, she hurried into the house, and the second aunt saw the fourth daughter-in-law standing in front of the kang with a hideous face, raising her hand as if to hit Taotao? Tao Tao is lying on the small kang table crying to the death…
The second aunt has always known the situation of the big room: although Taotao is a fool, she is the treasure of the big room, not to mention that the elder brother and sister-in-law asked her to take care of Taotao when he went out today.
She hurried over to hold Li Cuier, “brother and sister, you don’t know what’s going on with Taotao? The children are naughty, you can just tell them after the elder brother and sister-in-law come back. Why did you do it?”
Li Cui’er was so angry, “Why don’t you ask what this little watch has done? Stealing needles when you were young, and stealing gold when you grow up!”
Bai Taoji didn’t speak, she just lay on the table and cried.
Second Aunt was taken aback, “You mean, Tao Tao she…”
Li Cuier said angrily, “This little sword guy stole my money!”
Second Aunt’s face was full of disbelief, “What nonsense are you talking about! Tao Tao hasn’t been out of the house today, how did she steal your money?”
Li Cuier was at a loss for words.
At this time, the women who were not working in the yard next door heard the movement of the Bai family compound, and came over in twos and threes.
Some of those with sharp ears have already heard the movement, and they have begun to discuss—
“what happened?”
“I heard a burglar entered the house!”
“A thief?! Oh, this is incredible!”
“Yeah, the thieves must be brought out, or else…everyone will be in danger in the future, this is amazing!”
“Our village has a good atmosphere, and we have always been unreliable. We have only recently been rated as a civilized village. Why did this happen?”
“This matter must be thoroughly investigated! Otherwise, the boy will not have a birthday!”
“Let’s go tell the village chief!”
The two sisters-in-law of the Bai family knew that it was about the reputation of the Bai family, so it would be better not to make a fuss, and hurriedly said at the same time—
“Don’t, don’t, don’t! This is our family business, family business!”
“No no no, our family is joking, joking hahahaha…”
The villagers looked at each other.
While they were talking, the couple from the big house of the Bai family came back with their eldest daughter-in-law Tan Fenghui and their eldest daughter Bai Lili.
As soon as she entered the yard, the hostess Tang Liren saw that her house was surrounded by water?
Her first reaction was that something happened to her silly daughter Bai Taotao, and she quickly ordered: “Lizi, help your father!”
– Taotao is not a normal child. It took a lot of hard work to teach Tang Liren to take care of and nurture, so no matter who bullied Taotao, Tang Liren couldn’t accept it.
When Bai Lili supported Bai Zhenggan, Tang Liren hurried into the house as soon as she let go, and she saw her daughter Bai Taotao crying on the small kang table.
“Peach, what’s the matter? Why are you crying?” Tang Liren became anxious.
Bai Taotao hasn’t spoken yet…
Tang Liren suddenly saw that her daughter’s snow-white arm was covered in blood? ? ?
Turning his head again, his sister-in-law Li Cuier was holding a **** hand…
Tang Liren was furious and scolded with her arms on her hips: “Li Cui’er, do you still have humanity? When we’re not here, run into the house to bully me Taotao?”
Li Cuier: “I, I…” She suddenly found that she was suffering and could not express herself.
Tang Liren has a strong and cheerful personality, and she has always known that Li Cuier is a sharp-toothed and unforgiving person. Now she can’t say a complete sentence. It can be seen that her baby girl is indeed being bullied, and she can’t help but get angry. From there, he raised his hand with a “slap” and slapped Li Cuier’s face fiercely.
Li Cuier was beaten to the point of being shaken!
The women who were standing at the door to watch the fun were talking about—
“Li Cui’er also has today! Usually she looks like a crab, so her sister-in-law can control her!”
“Come on, Mrs. Bai is not here today, or Tang Liren won’t be able to fight!”
“Hey, didn’t you say that the Bai family is a thief? Looking at this style, could it be that Li Cuier is a thief?”
“That’s something to guard against!”
Li Cuier was ashamed, covering her face and crying, “It’s not right to hit someone…”
But she didn’t dare to make a big deal.
After all, this is a big house, and Tang Liren has always been strong.
Tang Liren glared at Li Cuier, “Why did we Tao Tao offend you?”
Li Cuier, “No, no…”
Tang Liren, “She didn’t offend you, did you bully her?”
Li Cuier, “I-I didn’t…”
Tang Liren, “Then why is there so much blood dripping from our Taotao’s arm… What kind of hatred does the child have with you? Are you going to use a knife on a teenage child? Do you really want to kill her?”
Li Cuier, “I didn’t…”
Tang Liren, “Then let me ask you, what are you doing in my house when you know we’re not at home?”
Li Cuier, “I…”
Aunt Bai persuaded him to make peace, “Sister-in-law, fourth sibling, how can we say that we are all a family, in front of the children, let’s put this matter aside first, okay?”
Li Cuier covered her face and cried, “Yes, yes, let it go for a while… When Mom and Zhenglang come back, let’s see if you dare to bully me!”
Tang Liren raised her hand again in anger.
Li Cuier ran away quickly.
Bai Taoji was lying on the table, pursed her lips to hold back her smile, and clenched the great unity in her hands.