Chapter 6 Dr. Zombie King
The caravan won't travel at night. This is not modern society. There are no highways, let alone street lights. There may be a pothole on the road at any time. If the car falls into it, it will be a big loss.
So at night, the caravan will camp on the spot, and Lan Nuo will have time to try to dismantle the ice car.
...
Under the reflection of the campfire, a pile of parts piled up in front of Lan Nuo, making him at a loss...
What the hell? How to install it? There must be enough parts to assemble a new ice car, and no more, but the principle of the car driven by zombies is completely different from that on Earth. I can't even recognize which one is the engine. It's useless to put it together!
"Tsk tsk tsk! Is this your genius idea? I think the steel mouth of these materials is good. You can sell scrap metal in the future. You will never starve to death." The ruthless sarcasm of the cat came to his ears, and Lan Nuo was so angry that his head was three big.
Then his head really got bigger!
"Fuck! Don't scare me! Your head has become transparent!" When Mr. Mao saw Lan Nuo's head getting bigger due to anger, he thought it was funny at first, but then he started to feel something was wrong. It was a bit scary. The head almost accounted for one-third of the body weight. The brain was over-expanded, making the head thinner. Through the head, you can vaguely see the grooves on the brain.
"Ah? Is it that exaggerated?" Lan Nuo just felt that his head was a bit heavy, and thought someone had put a hat on him, but when he thought about it carefully, he didn't have a girlfriend (which seemed even sadder).
Hearing the exaggerated words of Master Mao, Lan Nuo quickly found a bronze mirror in the cargo of the caravan. He looked in the mirror and almost scared himself to death. His head looked like the squash in Plants vs. Zombies turned upside down. The brain part was extremely large, which made him want to make a glass cover to protect his brain. The most important thing was that he was bald...
"Oh my god? I won't turn into Dr. Zombie King, will I? But why don't I feel that I have become smarter?" Lan Nuo scratched his head and found that his head was too big and he couldn't reach the top of his head. What should he do if he meets the police in the future and asks him to raise his hands and squat down with his head in his hands?
When Master Mao heard that this was Dr. Zombie King, he blinked and asked, "What is 1+2+3 added to 100?"
"Five thousand and fifty!" Lan Nuo answered immediately.
"Oh my god! You figured it out so quickly? Is it correct?" Master Mao was shocked and started to count with his fingers.
"Go away! This is a question that even elementary school students can answer!" But Mr. Cat also reminded him. He subconsciously calculated the four arithmetic operations within six digits and found that the results were all obtained in seconds. It took five seconds to calculate the square root of two to more than 50 decimal places. Although it is far worse than a computer, it is much more exaggerated than the human brain.
"It seems to be getting smarter, but why don't I feel it? Forget it, let's try to put the ice car together and we will know!"
As soon as Lan Nuo saw the parts on the ground, he felt that his mind was full of inspiration. It seemed that he didn't even need to know the principle to make what he wanted. It looked very similar to the scientific research ability of Gray Wolf.
After a while...
After the transformation, Lan Nuo felt a lot of knowledge pouring into his mind. He felt dizzy and almost fainted. For self-protection, his brain blocked most of the knowledge, leaving only a very small part that he could understand.
He tapped his head with a headache and found that his hair had returned. He was relieved. Compared with Lan Nuo's calmness and his concern for his hair, Cat Lord was dumbfounded.
"Wait a minute? Aren't you going to build an ice car? What is this?" In front of the two of them was a robot about three meters tall with a drill in one hand. Cat Lord, who watched Lan Nuo operate the whole time, didn't understand how he did it at all. He had such a big guy in a daze.
"Ah? I don't know! Anyway, it's built! Decepticon No. 1! Transform!" Lan Nuo gave an order, and the big robot lay down and began to transform. It was not as gorgeous as the Transformers, but more like the transformation in the Adventures of Lolo, where the principle can be seen.
The drill bit turned into a car head, and the whole robot lay on the ground, turning into a tractor with a drill bit...
"It looks good! It's smart? Why don't I remember it has a chip? How did it achieve this?" Lan Nuo, who had recovered from Dr. Zombie King's transformation, was also confused. The thing in front of him perfectly explained what was unscientific, at least he couldn't understand the principle.
"Never mind! Let him pull the car tomorrow!" Lan Nuo jumped into the tractor and lay on the seat to sleep.
Looking at this machine that can understand human language, the cat master couldn't help but knock on its shell. As a result, the shell flipped open with a bang, and a fist popped out. Even with the agility of the cat master, he almost hit him in the face.
"Wow! He has a bad temper! It's a spirit! It won't eat people, right?" The cat master looked at a monster.
"Ah... this..." The cat master just said it casually, but Lan Nuo realized a problem. This thing doesn't even have an engine. What does it burn to move? The robot designed by Dr. Zombie King, won't really eat brains? That's too evil!
"Hey, big guy! What are you eating?" Lan Nuo patted the hood and asked tentatively.
"Report to Lord Megatron, my food is the brain of any creature with a brain, and I prefer to mix it with aviation kerosene!" A muffled mechanical sound came from the hood, almost scaring Lan Nuo to jump up.
"Gan! You've really become a sperm! Fortunately, you don't have to eat human brains! Then, when you get to Tiandou City, remember to contact the slaughterhouse for me. I will collect all the brains that no one wants!"
Master Cat couldn't help but move a little farther away from Decepticon One. He always felt that the big drill bit was used to drill open the skull and eat the brain marrow.
"Speaking of which... all zombies want to eat brains. Will the zombies I transform into eat brains have any special effects? I need to find a chance to try a whole plate of pig brains for myself!"
He regrets a little now. He used hot peppers to cremate the corpses of those poor bandits. Otherwise, he can bring them back and dig out the brains to feed Decepticon No. 1. He can also test how long a pound of brains can last. how long.
"Wait a minute... It seems that I can test it now! If I can become the Dance King Zombie, can't I summon unlimited dance partners? The zombies themselves should have brains!
Use the dance partners of the Dance King Zombie to feed the Decepticons, and then the Dance King Zombie can re-summon a wave of dance partners. Doesn’t the infinite cycle mean unlimited energy? And it’s clean energy! I'm such a fucking genius! "
[To be continued]
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