LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 216 You are Liu Erlong, right?
Chapter 216 You are Liu Erlong, right?
When Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing came back from playing around, Sun Dasheng had already set up the tent.
Ma Hongjun also lit a bonfire, held an iron pot, and was cooking something.
The pot smelled of meat, and Xiao Wu couldn't smell it for a long time.
Never mind it, it's not rabbit meat, just eat it.
Seeing that everything was ready, the two of them felt a little embarrassed. Isn't this what women do?
It's great to have such a warm brother, so you don't have to worry about anything.
This is a yellow sheep that Zhu Ganghe went out to hunt. It weighs more than one hundred kilograms, and the meat weighs dozens of kilograms when cooked.
Before it was cooked, Zhu Gang cut a piece of meat from the lamb leg and said, "Brother Monkey, do you want to try it?"
"Do you understand respecting teachers and valuing education?" Sun Dasheng said, then took the sheep in his hand and gave it to Flanders.
Flanders was not polite, he took the leg of lamb and took a bite before saying, "You boy can be taught!"
Zhao Wuji was dissatisfied and said, "If you respect teachers and teach, am I not a teacher?"
"You are a teacher too!" Xiao Wu also pulled off a leg of mutton and gave it to him. Finally, the master also got a leg of mutton.
A sheep with only one leg left.
Six of the seven Shrek monsters came, and they all looked at the only remaining leg of lamb with eager eyes.
Looking at the wolf-like eyes of everyone, everyone knew that this was going to be a bloody battle.
Everyone is very excited and determined to win this leg of lamb, as if whoever wins this leg of lamb will win the whole world.
The three old men gnawed on the leg of lamb and looked on and giggled.
It seems that what they are watching is not the fight over the leg of mutton, but the students' final exam.
Time seems to have frozen, and no one wants to be the first to take action.
I don’t know how long it took, but Sun Dasheng said: "Are you tired? Isn’t it just a leg of mutton? Are you so nervous? Start grabbing!"
Sun Dasheng put his hand into the pot as he spoke. Ma Hongjun was always dissatisfied with the number of women around Brother Monkey. When he saw Sun Dasheng reaching out, he went to intercept it.
"Ma Hongjun, what are you doing? Do you dare to steal Brother Monkey's meat?"
After a brutal plunder, the leg of lamb was thrown into the sky.
Ma Hongjun was about to use the Phoenix Fire Wire to fly up, but Xiao Wu grabbed his thigh.
Oscar conjured up a flying intestine and flew up to chase him, but as soon as the intestine came out, someone snatched it away.
Zhu Zhuqing grabbed the sausage and swallowed it. As soon as he flew up, his pants were pulled down.
The little girl was immediately frightened and peed. It didn't matter whether she ate the leg of lamb or not. Don't let anyone take off your pants!
Everyone scrambled for a long time, but no one got any food. They only got a hand of oil.
Look at Brother Monkey again, eating happily around the iron pot.
While eating, he also scolded everyone: "What are you robbing? There is so much mutton, and there is not enough to eat?"
Everyone shouted that they had been fooled and stopped grabbing the leg of lamb that had changed hands a hundred times.
This fat sheep was very big and had a lot of mutton. Everyone grabbed a big piece.
Halfway through the meal, Xiao Wu said, "Brother Monkey, can you sing for us?"
"Go away, where can I sing?"
"Then you use the soul machine to play music and let Zhu Zhuqing dance the little wild cat! His little wild cat dance is very beautiful."
"Why don't you do the bunny dance?"
"I want to eat!"
"Why are you so shameless? You eat something and let me dance for fun?"
"Okay, don't argue. Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing have recently learned two dances. They will entertain everyone today. You guys come one by one."
"What about Brother Monkey?"
“I provide the music!”
It wasn't until today that everyone knew that Sun Dasheng had invented the wonderful thing called the Soul Machine.
Flanders said in his heart: I have lived most of my life in vain, and I don’t even know what a soul machine is.
Yu Xiaogang listened to the music, feeling chilled in his heart. He thought to himself: If I had known there was such a good thing as the soul machine, what kind of ten core theories of martial arts should I study?
I directly researched the soul guidance device, and I am afraid that Bibi Dong’s and I’s children will be confused by this good thing.
I just regret that I started late!
The two old guys, each with their own thoughts, listened for a while and then went back to sleep.
Only Zao Wuji listened with gusto and sang and danced with Huo Huo.
While listening to meowing together, he even danced and made gestures.
"Let's meow like a cat together, meow together, and act like a baby in your arms..."
Starting from Zao Wuji, Sun Dasheng, Zhu Gangxie, Oscar, Xiao Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing all sang around the campfire.
It wasn't until the sheep ate only their skeletons that everyone dispersed.
Zao Wou-Ki seems to like to meow like a cat very much. He burped and meowed while returning to his tent.
Flanders and Yu Xiaogang, two wretched men, tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.
"Who is this Monkey King, and how can he be so capable?"
"He's a genius, monster!"
While the two were talking, Zhao Wuji came back dancing.
Seeing that Zhao Wuji looked like a bear and was singing and dancing, the two of them almost vomited.
"Why, why can't I sing?" Lao Zhao was also very stubborn this time.
The Six Scrat Monsters agreed to take turns keeping watch at night, with Piggy and Hyena at the beginning, and the others went back to sleep.
"There is a situation, please be careful." This shout was made by Zhu Ganghye.
Sun Dasheng was the first to jump out: "What's going on with the old pig?"
As soon as I got out of the tent, I saw Zhugang Hyena running towards this side from a short distance away.
Behind him, a ray of fire shot up into the sky, almost burning his back.
There is an unknown spirit beast chasing the pig hyena. It runs very fast and can spit fire.
"What is this? Have you seen it before?"
Sun Dasheng was still thinking about the origin of this thing when he was suddenly spat out by the spirit beast.
This fire is extremely powerful, even as powerful as Ma Hongjun's Phoenix Fire Line.
Only then did Sun Dasheng see clearly that this was a dragon, a dragon that could breathe fire.
No wonder the old pig is running away like a mouse. Can Sun Dasheng spare him?
"Eat my grandson!"
Sun Dasheng swung his golden cudgel and threw it at the dragon, but the dragon was too big. It only stretched out a huge claw and caught Sun Dasheng.
Seeing Brother Monkey being arrested, Zhu Ganghei was also shocked: "You beast, let me go, Brother Monkey. If you have any problem, come at me, old pig!"
The evil dragon is not polite, he just attacks with fire!
At this time, all the monsters in Shrek saw the fire and came to help. They each used their own abilities to deal with the evil dragon.
Unfortunately, this dragon is too strong, even if several little guys stand together, they can't defeat it.
The strength of the evil dragon was far greater than that of the monsters in Shrek. Seeing that a few little monsters were about to attack them, Zao Wuji and Flender also rushed over.
The fire dragon, when it saw Flanders, was stunned for a moment, was hit in the tail by Zhao Wuji, and then breathed out fire angrily.
"Damn it!" Flanders saw this and came over to help.
The evil dragon saw that the more helpers he had, the more he could not resist the two soul emperors.
It first breathed out a burst of fire, then grabbed Sun Dasheng and ran away.
Seeing this, the Skelly monsters chased after him, but the evil dragon flew too fast, and they couldn't catch up anyway.
The evil dragon grabbed Sun Dasheng and flew for a long distance before stopping and throwing him to the ground.
He originally wanted to pierce Sun Dasheng's skull with his giant claws, but there was a pain in his back and he flew such a long distance, so he vomited a mouthful of blood and turned into a woman.
"You are Liu Erlong, right?"
(End of this chapter)