Douluo: Signing in from the Poseidon Palace
Chapter 93 The Two Dogs Are Locked
Chapter 93 Two Dogs Actually Locked
Feeling the torn wound, Tang San looked sideways at his teacher Yu Xiaogang with inexplicable emotions in his eyes.
Yu Xiaogang blinked his eyes, Xiao Saner, what does he mean?
Why is his expression like this?
What did I do?
Hai Bodong looked at the shuddering scene below in the air, and it's good now.
The relationship between Yu Xiaogang and Tang San has become closer, and they are already a good person.
Now that Tang San has felt Yu Xiaogang's kindness, will they become the enviable couple on the street in the future?
Of course, maybe not a pair, but a team!
After all, there are three new species of "little monsters" below!
As a good brother, Tang San will definitely share the blessings with them, and some men will suffer the same.
Then their Shrek Academy is so much fun!
Thinking of this, Hai Bodong showed a charming smile.
With his wings fluttering, Hai Bodong flew quickly from the sky, and came to Shao Xin who was wearing a mask and watched the excitement for a long time.
He looked at Shao Xin who stood up, and said lightly:
"Soul Saints of the auxiliary food system are even rarer than Title Douluo. Since you choose to be in Shrek Academy, they will leave it to you."
"From today onwards, this village no longer belongs to Shrek. I will come back in a few days. When I see them here again, I will kill them!"
In Shao Xin's fruit tree, Hai Bodong left Shrek Academy on a white horse with his arms around Xiao Wu's waist.
No~ In the future, it should be called: Scourge Village.
Shao Xin looked at Hai Bodong's back, his big and cute eyes were thinking about something.
After waiting for Hai Bodong and Xiao Wu to disappear, Shao Xin released his Tangdou Wuhun.
Seven soul rings of yellow, purple, and black lit up on his body, and the seventh ten thousand year soul ring suddenly lit up.
I saw seven rainbow-like soft rays of light appearing above him.
This light is like the dots of stars in the night sky, while twinkling, it also makes people feel refreshed.
Shao Xin grabbed both hands out of thin air, and said in his mouth:
"Meet the rainbow, eat the rainbow, colorful, rainbow jelly beans!"
The next moment, a handful of Skittles appeared in his hands. This scene was extremely shocking.
People's food department releases the same martial soul, are you talking about it?
He gives people the feeling that his jelly beans are endless, just grab a handful at random, how many can you grab?
of course?
Of course it hurts, my flesh hurts, my heart hurts!
He fed a few jelly beans to the fainted old man next to him, and then he said to the surrounding villagers hiding behind the house:
"Find a few buckets of water, splash them and wake them up!"
After finishing speaking, Shao Xin walked in front of Shrek and his group, each of them stuffed a rainbow jelly bean into their mouths, and then a miraculous thing happened.
Their bloody wounds healed quickly, but of course one person's wounds did not heal.
Because when Shao Xin was feeding them jelly beans, he didn't move their bodies, but just pried open their mouths...
And because of Tang San who was so hard-pressed, his wounds were still being torn open by Yu Xiaogang.
The villagers were very grateful after seeing Shao Xin rescue several old men in their village.
Compared with the others in Shrek, Shao Xin is still very good in the impression of the villagers.
This Shao Xin didn't do anything to bully them, so they prepared a few more big buckets for him, and the water in the big buckets overflowed to the brim.
This is enough to see how strong the enthusiasm of the villagers is, and of course the taste is even stronger.
Because the water in the bucket is different from what they poured themselves, it is not water at all.
Pretend to be the essence reserves they usually use at night, and keep it for chemical fertilizers on the crops!
"Wow~!"
Under an unspeakable flush, Flender and the others slowly opened their eyes.
However, they felt the special taste in their mouths. Is this a bit salty?
Several people were about to faint again on the spot, but because the jelly beans were so effective, it was impossible to faint.
"pua~pua~"
Mouth full of dung... This vocabulary was vividly performed by them at this time,
After a while, several people supported each other and sat on the ground to meditate, recuperating their injuries and soul power.
On the other side, Shao Xin also took the "beautiful water" and splashed it on Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's faces.
As for why Oscar, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun below were not splashed?
Of course it's because of Fei Liu straight down a bucket of shit!
It is enough for the three of them to continue below.
The five people who stacked Arhats slowly woke up under the washing.
For the few of them, the smell is not very strong, because their bodies are more concentrated, and Yu Xiaogang's reserves are much stronger than this.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang felt the pain coming from his body and the special warm feeling, and he froze on the spot.
"Hiss~um~"
He suddenly wanted to struggle to get up, but just after moving, he returned to his original position.
Because his injury was too severe and painful, relying on Shao Xin's jelly beans alone was useless.
At this moment, it was already against the sky to wake him up, it didn't matter if he moved, but it hurt the seriously injured Tang San below.
"Ah~"
"Teacher, don't move, it hurts too much, please let me slow down for a while..."
Tang San below bared his teeth and shouted hastily with all his strength.
Yu Xiaogang was weak, and replied weakly:
"It's so good, I can't even move now!"
Oscar and Dai Mubai felt the weight above, their whole bodies were already swollen from being kicked.
Even some positions have been misplaced, let alone how miserable the pain is, they looked at Shao Xin in front of them and said bitterly:
"Teacher Shao, get us out quickly, as long as we are fast, we won't disturb the 'upstairs'!"
Shao Xin blinked her big eyes, huh?
Are you sure?
Seeing the painful expressions of the two, Shao Xin nodded solemnly and said:
"Since you insist, well, I will try!"
So Shao Xin grabbed Oscar's neck with both hands.
Then with a sudden force on both arms, Oscar's body was pulled out with a "whoosh".
Oscar lay on the ground with a face full of enjoyment: "Bashi~"
A satisfied smile appeared on the corner of Shao Xin's mouth. He never expected that this could be done so perfectly.
but……
Because of Oscar's gap, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang who were upstairs fell suddenly.
Tang San gritted his teeth in pain: "Mmm~"
Shao Xin grabbed Dai Mubai's neck confidently with both hands, naturally making perfect is also so perfect.
Tang San: "Well~"
Yu Xiaogang's face was pale, his eyes were closed, maybe it was because of... Ba Shi?
The worst one was Ma Hongjun, he had been hit hard so many times, and he still didn't feel comfortable.
Even if he was a fat man, he couldn't bear it anymore, he felt out of breath and was about to suffocate.
He struggled and panted:
"Please... be polite, don't... go, hurry up... go, I can't... go!"
Shao Xin looked at Ma Hongjun who was about to die from eating his jelly beans, and immediately threw Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's bodies aside together, and rescued Ma Hongjun.
At this time, the six old men in the village who had already come to their senses were really more energetic than each other.
The village head and several old men were pointing excitedly, and behind Tang San and Yu Xiaogang lying on the ground, the two dogs stuck together shouted in surprise:
"Fuck~ I've lived for so many years, it's really the only time I've seen in my life!"
"Brothers, young and old in the village, look quickly, those two dogs are actually locked!"
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San: "..."
(End of this chapter)
Feeling the torn wound, Tang San looked sideways at his teacher Yu Xiaogang with inexplicable emotions in his eyes.
Yu Xiaogang blinked his eyes, Xiao Saner, what does he mean?
Why is his expression like this?
What did I do?
Hai Bodong looked at the shuddering scene below in the air, and it's good now.
The relationship between Yu Xiaogang and Tang San has become closer, and they are already a good person.
Now that Tang San has felt Yu Xiaogang's kindness, will they become the enviable couple on the street in the future?
Of course, maybe not a pair, but a team!
After all, there are three new species of "little monsters" below!
As a good brother, Tang San will definitely share the blessings with them, and some men will suffer the same.
Then their Shrek Academy is so much fun!
Thinking of this, Hai Bodong showed a charming smile.
With his wings fluttering, Hai Bodong flew quickly from the sky, and came to Shao Xin who was wearing a mask and watched the excitement for a long time.
He looked at Shao Xin who stood up, and said lightly:
"Soul Saints of the auxiliary food system are even rarer than Title Douluo. Since you choose to be in Shrek Academy, they will leave it to you."
"From today onwards, this village no longer belongs to Shrek. I will come back in a few days. When I see them here again, I will kill them!"
In Shao Xin's fruit tree, Hai Bodong left Shrek Academy on a white horse with his arms around Xiao Wu's waist.
No~ In the future, it should be called: Scourge Village.
Shao Xin looked at Hai Bodong's back, his big and cute eyes were thinking about something.
After waiting for Hai Bodong and Xiao Wu to disappear, Shao Xin released his Tangdou Wuhun.
Seven soul rings of yellow, purple, and black lit up on his body, and the seventh ten thousand year soul ring suddenly lit up.
I saw seven rainbow-like soft rays of light appearing above him.
This light is like the dots of stars in the night sky, while twinkling, it also makes people feel refreshed.
Shao Xin grabbed both hands out of thin air, and said in his mouth:
"Meet the rainbow, eat the rainbow, colorful, rainbow jelly beans!"
The next moment, a handful of Skittles appeared in his hands. This scene was extremely shocking.
People's food department releases the same martial soul, are you talking about it?
He gives people the feeling that his jelly beans are endless, just grab a handful at random, how many can you grab?
of course?
Of course it hurts, my flesh hurts, my heart hurts!
He fed a few jelly beans to the fainted old man next to him, and then he said to the surrounding villagers hiding behind the house:
"Find a few buckets of water, splash them and wake them up!"
After finishing speaking, Shao Xin walked in front of Shrek and his group, each of them stuffed a rainbow jelly bean into their mouths, and then a miraculous thing happened.
Their bloody wounds healed quickly, but of course one person's wounds did not heal.
Because when Shao Xin was feeding them jelly beans, he didn't move their bodies, but just pried open their mouths...
And because of Tang San who was so hard-pressed, his wounds were still being torn open by Yu Xiaogang.
The villagers were very grateful after seeing Shao Xin rescue several old men in their village.
Compared with the others in Shrek, Shao Xin is still very good in the impression of the villagers.
This Shao Xin didn't do anything to bully them, so they prepared a few more big buckets for him, and the water in the big buckets overflowed to the brim.
This is enough to see how strong the enthusiasm of the villagers is, and of course the taste is even stronger.
Because the water in the bucket is different from what they poured themselves, it is not water at all.
Pretend to be the essence reserves they usually use at night, and keep it for chemical fertilizers on the crops!
"Wow~!"
Under an unspeakable flush, Flender and the others slowly opened their eyes.
However, they felt the special taste in their mouths. Is this a bit salty?
Several people were about to faint again on the spot, but because the jelly beans were so effective, it was impossible to faint.
"pua~pua~"
Mouth full of dung... This vocabulary was vividly performed by them at this time,
After a while, several people supported each other and sat on the ground to meditate, recuperating their injuries and soul power.
On the other side, Shao Xin also took the "beautiful water" and splashed it on Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's faces.
As for why Oscar, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun below were not splashed?
Of course it's because of Fei Liu straight down a bucket of shit!
It is enough for the three of them to continue below.
The five people who stacked Arhats slowly woke up under the washing.
For the few of them, the smell is not very strong, because their bodies are more concentrated, and Yu Xiaogang's reserves are much stronger than this.
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang felt the pain coming from his body and the special warm feeling, and he froze on the spot.
"Hiss~um~"
He suddenly wanted to struggle to get up, but just after moving, he returned to his original position.
Because his injury was too severe and painful, relying on Shao Xin's jelly beans alone was useless.
At this moment, it was already against the sky to wake him up, it didn't matter if he moved, but it hurt the seriously injured Tang San below.
"Ah~"
"Teacher, don't move, it hurts too much, please let me slow down for a while..."
Tang San below bared his teeth and shouted hastily with all his strength.
Yu Xiaogang was weak, and replied weakly:
"It's so good, I can't even move now!"
Oscar and Dai Mubai felt the weight above, their whole bodies were already swollen from being kicked.
Even some positions have been misplaced, let alone how miserable the pain is, they looked at Shao Xin in front of them and said bitterly:
"Teacher Shao, get us out quickly, as long as we are fast, we won't disturb the 'upstairs'!"
Shao Xin blinked her big eyes, huh?
Are you sure?
Seeing the painful expressions of the two, Shao Xin nodded solemnly and said:
"Since you insist, well, I will try!"
So Shao Xin grabbed Oscar's neck with both hands.
Then with a sudden force on both arms, Oscar's body was pulled out with a "whoosh".
Oscar lay on the ground with a face full of enjoyment: "Bashi~"
A satisfied smile appeared on the corner of Shao Xin's mouth. He never expected that this could be done so perfectly.
but……
Because of Oscar's gap, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang who were upstairs fell suddenly.
Tang San gritted his teeth in pain: "Mmm~"
Shao Xin grabbed Dai Mubai's neck confidently with both hands, naturally making perfect is also so perfect.
Tang San: "Well~"
Yu Xiaogang's face was pale, his eyes were closed, maybe it was because of... Ba Shi?
The worst one was Ma Hongjun, he had been hit hard so many times, and he still didn't feel comfortable.
Even if he was a fat man, he couldn't bear it anymore, he felt out of breath and was about to suffocate.
He struggled and panted:
"Please... be polite, don't... go, hurry up... go, I can't... go!"
Shao Xin looked at Ma Hongjun who was about to die from eating his jelly beans, and immediately threw Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's bodies aside together, and rescued Ma Hongjun.
At this time, the six old men in the village who had already come to their senses were really more energetic than each other.
The village head and several old men were pointing excitedly, and behind Tang San and Yu Xiaogang lying on the ground, the two dogs stuck together shouted in surprise:
"Fuck~ I've lived for so many years, it's really the only time I've seen in my life!"
"Brothers, young and old in the village, look quickly, those two dogs are actually locked!"
Yu Xiaogang and Tang San: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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