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Chapter 91 The "Master" is violent and blows his fart
Chapter 91 The "Master" is violent and blows his fart
The heads of the old men shook with the "little monsters" up and down, and the old man's neck hurt from shaking, but it didn't stop them from watching and applauding.
Because they are not tired at this time in order to see more clearly, they are already lying on the ground watching.
On the other side, Flender and Shao Xin, after extinguishing the fire on Zao Wou-ki's three people, these three people can be regarded as abolished.
With big bags all over his head and body, he doesn't know if he has become an "old monster" among Shrek's new species.
Then Shao Xin is an auxiliary soul master, so naturally he can lean back as much as he can.
After stuffing the jelly beans into the mouths of the three old friends, he obediently lay on the ground with those 80-year-old men.
And those old men didn't show any fear, which is enough to prove that Shao Xin is a good person among Shrek students.
As for Flender, he looked apprehensive and stared at Hai Bodong bitterly.
Didn't he get beaten up alone last time?
Why do you want to come again this time?
Flender had a bitter face and wanted to follow Shao Xin to lie down, but as soon as he took a step, Hai Bodong was already in front of him.
Hai Bodong smiled "kindly", and immediately added a little "electronic sound" to the quartet.
The sound of piapia mixed with double hands and double mouth is especially pleasant when blended into the screaming quartet.
"Crack~crack~crack~crack~crack~crack~"
"Ahhh~"
After a burst of slaps, Flender was powerless to resist. To be precise, Flender didn't want to resist now either.
It's not a level existence at all, I want to beat~ but I can't beat it, I tried the speed I am proud of last time, I want to run~ I can't run!
If you slap it, you will receive it, your face will blush, and your blood will flow...
At this moment, Shrek Academy is really full of blood, which is very satisfying.
Seeing this exciting scene, the old men who were being bullied had tears in their eyes.
All the villagers watching secretly from the back of the house also shed tears of excitement of "resentment".
"Farting is like thunder, banging the sky and breaking the earth!"
"Fart like smoke, hypnotize and sleep Luo Sanpao!"
"Bang~"
At this moment, there was a sudden explosion not far away.
Along with the loud noise came the strong stench...
This strong smell made the lying person jump up from the ground immediately, and then lay down again.
The reason is naturally that he was fainted...
And Xiao Wu, who kicked "Bitch" in the sky, reacted the moment he heard the voice of chanting, and teleported directly to the outside of the village.
She has been in Notting City for so long, so she naturally knows that this master Yu Xiaogang can do nothing but fart.
And the farts are extremely powerful, so Tang San can bear this kind of poisonous gas that is often exaggerated.
No one else can stand the "power" of the smell.
As for Hai Bodong, he knew Yu Xiaogang better. Wasn't this "master" Yu Xiaogang just being irritable and farting?
After looking at each other with Xiao Wu, his wings fluttered into a golden light and flew out of the village.
The two of them ran away, but it was hard for others.
The few old men who were lying on the ground watching the fun, of course, just like what I said just now, after the conditioned reflex, they were fainted again by Xun.
Shao Xin, who was lying beside them, was already prepared to take out a mask from his bosom and put it on, then continued to lie down again.
This was a pain for Flender, who had just been beaten in half. He knew that the fart was poisonous, but he couldn't resist.
Watching that familiar pig fart and blow him away, which happened to be where his three old buddies were.
Flender slammed on Zao Wou-ki and the others solidly, which was very refreshing.
He passed out, but his three old partners were directly woken up by his strong body.
Smelling the strong smell around them, the three of them immediately vomited out bloody and unidentified objects, and before they finished vomiting, they rolled their eyes and passed out again...
This master Yu Xiaogang's fart is really powerful.
Not to mention those who specifically attack their own people, but they can also cross mountains and seas, fainting the soul sage and soul emperor, which is simply amazing!
It was too late to say it, but it happened in an instant, and at this moment Tang San and other four little monsters above also fell down.
Tang San opened his blurred and swollen eyes, looked at Yu Xiaogang with his back straight and hands behind his back, and was delighted, gritted his teeth in the air and said:
"Old Xi is about to...me!"
Yu Xiaogang stared sharply at the four little monsters who were less than five meters away from the ground and were about to fall to their death, and immediately shouted:
"Three Cannons! Get them!"
I saw the second soul ring on Yu Xiaogang's body, which was immediately put on Sanpao's body.
Immediately, Yu Xiaogang made a decent seal in his hand, and said imposingly:
"Farting is like thunder, banging the sky and breaking the earth!"
San Pao immediately vented his last fart that was shocking and weeping ghosts and gods, it was really riveting...
We all know what happens when you push too hard in this situation~
I bet it's a fart, how?
"Bang~"
"Pfft~"
There was an explosion, and with that indescribable sound, it was directly expelled from Sanpao's body.
This is going to be a disaster for Tang San and the others, the moment the three of them were about to hit the ground, they felt a strong sense of oppression, collapsing towards their bodies.
In the next instant, that mysterious smell had eroded the sense of smell of Tang San and the others.
The smell and impact were extremely strong, directly making Dai Mubai, Oscar and Ma Hongjun, who were seriously injured, faint.
However, being the unbeatable Tang San who never fainted, he already had a certain immunity to this familiar smell, so naturally he didn't faint.
However, the moment Tang San just smelled that smell, he felt that indescribably moist.
This moistness also eroded into his mouth that just cried out for help because he was afraid of death, and the taste of the taste buds was beyond words...
Although several people were rescued by Yu Xiaogang, Tang San who is alive now feels no different from being dead.
Because when he landed just now, he accidentally swallowed it...
Seeing this scene, Hai Bodong had to admire Yu Xiaogang's fart, it was so "powerful"!
This "dog bites dog", the scene where the dog eats shit, is really very comfortable!
Tang Sansheng lay on the ground helplessly, feeling the pain in his body, mind and stomach, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes. Why?
No one answered his question, because several little monsters under him had fainted.
And Beng's Sanpao is also weak at this time, as if he has done too many times and can't stand it.
The proportionate figure turned into a white light and disappeared on the spot, and then got into Yu Xiaogang's body.
And Yu Xiaogang's original high-spirited appearance with his hands behind his back exuding momentum like a rainbow has disappeared at this time.
What changed was that his body was weak, his face was pale, and his forehead was sweating profusely.
That's right~ Yu Xiaogang has lost consciousness at this very moment.
After unleashing all his strength and "demanding" four "little monsters", he really lost his mind.
Yu Xiaogang's body was weak, and he couldn't stand and sat on the ground slumped, watching Tang San with a "joyful" smile.
……
(End of this chapter)
The heads of the old men shook with the "little monsters" up and down, and the old man's neck hurt from shaking, but it didn't stop them from watching and applauding.
Because they are not tired at this time in order to see more clearly, they are already lying on the ground watching.
On the other side, Flender and Shao Xin, after extinguishing the fire on Zao Wou-ki's three people, these three people can be regarded as abolished.
With big bags all over his head and body, he doesn't know if he has become an "old monster" among Shrek's new species.
Then Shao Xin is an auxiliary soul master, so naturally he can lean back as much as he can.
After stuffing the jelly beans into the mouths of the three old friends, he obediently lay on the ground with those 80-year-old men.
And those old men didn't show any fear, which is enough to prove that Shao Xin is a good person among Shrek students.
As for Flender, he looked apprehensive and stared at Hai Bodong bitterly.
Didn't he get beaten up alone last time?
Why do you want to come again this time?
Flender had a bitter face and wanted to follow Shao Xin to lie down, but as soon as he took a step, Hai Bodong was already in front of him.
Hai Bodong smiled "kindly", and immediately added a little "electronic sound" to the quartet.
The sound of piapia mixed with double hands and double mouth is especially pleasant when blended into the screaming quartet.
"Crack~crack~crack~crack~crack~crack~"
"Ahhh~"
After a burst of slaps, Flender was powerless to resist. To be precise, Flender didn't want to resist now either.
It's not a level existence at all, I want to beat~ but I can't beat it, I tried the speed I am proud of last time, I want to run~ I can't run!
If you slap it, you will receive it, your face will blush, and your blood will flow...
At this moment, Shrek Academy is really full of blood, which is very satisfying.
Seeing this exciting scene, the old men who were being bullied had tears in their eyes.
All the villagers watching secretly from the back of the house also shed tears of excitement of "resentment".
"Farting is like thunder, banging the sky and breaking the earth!"
"Fart like smoke, hypnotize and sleep Luo Sanpao!"
"Bang~"
At this moment, there was a sudden explosion not far away.
Along with the loud noise came the strong stench...
This strong smell made the lying person jump up from the ground immediately, and then lay down again.
The reason is naturally that he was fainted...
And Xiao Wu, who kicked "Bitch" in the sky, reacted the moment he heard the voice of chanting, and teleported directly to the outside of the village.
She has been in Notting City for so long, so she naturally knows that this master Yu Xiaogang can do nothing but fart.
And the farts are extremely powerful, so Tang San can bear this kind of poisonous gas that is often exaggerated.
No one else can stand the "power" of the smell.
As for Hai Bodong, he knew Yu Xiaogang better. Wasn't this "master" Yu Xiaogang just being irritable and farting?
After looking at each other with Xiao Wu, his wings fluttered into a golden light and flew out of the village.
The two of them ran away, but it was hard for others.
The few old men who were lying on the ground watching the fun, of course, just like what I said just now, after the conditioned reflex, they were fainted again by Xun.
Shao Xin, who was lying beside them, was already prepared to take out a mask from his bosom and put it on, then continued to lie down again.
This was a pain for Flender, who had just been beaten in half. He knew that the fart was poisonous, but he couldn't resist.
Watching that familiar pig fart and blow him away, which happened to be where his three old buddies were.
Flender slammed on Zao Wou-ki and the others solidly, which was very refreshing.
He passed out, but his three old partners were directly woken up by his strong body.
Smelling the strong smell around them, the three of them immediately vomited out bloody and unidentified objects, and before they finished vomiting, they rolled their eyes and passed out again...
This master Yu Xiaogang's fart is really powerful.
Not to mention those who specifically attack their own people, but they can also cross mountains and seas, fainting the soul sage and soul emperor, which is simply amazing!
It was too late to say it, but it happened in an instant, and at this moment Tang San and other four little monsters above also fell down.
Tang San opened his blurred and swollen eyes, looked at Yu Xiaogang with his back straight and hands behind his back, and was delighted, gritted his teeth in the air and said:
"Old Xi is about to...me!"
Yu Xiaogang stared sharply at the four little monsters who were less than five meters away from the ground and were about to fall to their death, and immediately shouted:
"Three Cannons! Get them!"
I saw the second soul ring on Yu Xiaogang's body, which was immediately put on Sanpao's body.
Immediately, Yu Xiaogang made a decent seal in his hand, and said imposingly:
"Farting is like thunder, banging the sky and breaking the earth!"
San Pao immediately vented his last fart that was shocking and weeping ghosts and gods, it was really riveting...
We all know what happens when you push too hard in this situation~
I bet it's a fart, how?
"Bang~"
"Pfft~"
There was an explosion, and with that indescribable sound, it was directly expelled from Sanpao's body.
This is going to be a disaster for Tang San and the others, the moment the three of them were about to hit the ground, they felt a strong sense of oppression, collapsing towards their bodies.
In the next instant, that mysterious smell had eroded the sense of smell of Tang San and the others.
The smell and impact were extremely strong, directly making Dai Mubai, Oscar and Ma Hongjun, who were seriously injured, faint.
However, being the unbeatable Tang San who never fainted, he already had a certain immunity to this familiar smell, so naturally he didn't faint.
However, the moment Tang San just smelled that smell, he felt that indescribably moist.
This moistness also eroded into his mouth that just cried out for help because he was afraid of death, and the taste of the taste buds was beyond words...
Although several people were rescued by Yu Xiaogang, Tang San who is alive now feels no different from being dead.
Because when he landed just now, he accidentally swallowed it...
Seeing this scene, Hai Bodong had to admire Yu Xiaogang's fart, it was so "powerful"!
This "dog bites dog", the scene where the dog eats shit, is really very comfortable!
Tang Sansheng lay on the ground helplessly, feeling the pain in his body, mind and stomach, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes. Why?
No one answered his question, because several little monsters under him had fainted.
And Beng's Sanpao is also weak at this time, as if he has done too many times and can't stand it.
The proportionate figure turned into a white light and disappeared on the spot, and then got into Yu Xiaogang's body.
And Yu Xiaogang's original high-spirited appearance with his hands behind his back exuding momentum like a rainbow has disappeared at this time.
What changed was that his body was weak, his face was pale, and his forehead was sweating profusely.
That's right~ Yu Xiaogang has lost consciousness at this very moment.
After unleashing all his strength and "demanding" four "little monsters", he really lost his mind.
Yu Xiaogang's body was weak, and he couldn't stand and sat on the ground slumped, watching Tang San with a "joyful" smile.
……
(End of this chapter)
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