LIGHTNOVELONLINE Douluo: Signing in from the Poseidon Palace
Chapter 53 Tai Long and Huang Yuan with Constipation
Chapter 53 Constipated Tai Long and Huang Yuan
Heaven Dou Imperial City, Lanba Academy.
Hai Bodong originally thought that he would have a good night's sleep in the newly assigned vice president's dormitory, but now he knew that he was thinking too much.
He found that no matter where, as long as the teacher is handsome, some students will become crazy.
Of course, besides female students, there are also male students who are crazy.
The female students at Lanba College all fell into madness when they learned that there was a new handsome male teacher who was about their age in the college.
Especially after some people saw Hai Bodong's appearance, they became even more crazy, and came to the downstairs of the teachers' dormitory in groups to look up!
When they did this, naturally it wasn't these female students who suffered, nor did Hai Bodong upstairs who had a view of all the small mountains.
It was the male students in Lanba Academy, each of them looked at her in their minds, with the look of wanting to kneel and lick others, and their hearts were broken.
Especially Tai Long and Huang Yuan, the second of the Big Three in Lanba Academy.
These two were usually rivals, but now they have become bitter brothers. They looked at Jiangzhu in the moonlight garden, wearing a green robe.
Their expressions were extremely ferocious, and their hearts were broken when they saw the goddess in their hearts quietly looking up at the classroom dormitory.
They originally thought that the goddess Crimson Pearl belonged to only one of them, but now a handsome young male teacher was airborne.
He became a teacher, he must have reached the strength of the soul sect, and the most important thing is that he is also handsome, so frankly annoying!
Under the moonlight, Jiang Zhu looked up at the boy standing by the window, her pretty face was slightly flushed, she was just a girl from a poor family.
Although she is good enough in Lanba Academy now, she will inevitably be attracted to people who are better than herself.
This is not because of the attraction between men and women, but because he is good enough, even if Hai Bodong is a female teacher, she will be like this.
Of course, this is what she thought.
"I don't know what is the name of this new teacher? Is he really strong? Why doesn't he sleep and stand by the window? I wonder if I can be his soul master?"
Tai Long and Huang Yuan looked at each other, gritted their silver teeth and showed a fierce and constipated expression, and then left angrily.
It seems that they are going to do some small things.
It's a pity that their martial spirits are doomed to be single. Tailong's martial spirit is powerful for orangutans, and orangutans are destined to have a certain distance from women.
As for Huang Yuan, he is even more awesome, tall and slender, with a wretched expression, and the same martial spirit as Blind Douluo, a lone wolf!
As we all know, a lone wolf = a single dog!
A certain department~
……
Hai Bodong looked down from the window, and naturally saw them, and he just smiled slightly at this. It seems that he must deal with them before he can sleep well tonight.
He didn't care about them, but looked at the girl Jiangzhu who was looking at him curiously.
Jiang Zhu felt Hai Bodong's gaze, and her four eyes met, her pretty face flushed immediately, she lowered her head in embarrassment, not daring to look at Hai Bodong again.
Hai Bodong, who had a glimpse of all the small mountains, shook his head helplessly. As the saying goes, you can see far from a high stand. This scenery is as transparent as the Eye of Beiming!
Hai Bodong couldn't help admiring:
The scenery here is so beautiful that people can't sleep. Sure enough, the senior college is different from the junior college. The students here are all above the age of around.
The youthful atmosphere here is stronger, the scenery is more beautiful, and the school uniforms are well designed.
"Teng~Dang~"
"Come together~Come together~Come together..."
"Crackling~cracking~crashing~!"
Hai Bodong looked out speechlessly at the fireworks that lit up the entire Lanba Academy, the corners of his mouth twitched continuously...
This operation can only be done by brain-dead male students!
You don't need to think about it to know that Tai Long and Huang Yuan did it.
Sure enough, in the next moment, these two brain-damaged men led a group of male students to appear on the stage like young and Dangerous boys.
Eat silly wind and cloud...
All of them looked cold, they waited until the fireworks stopped, then raised their heads together and shouted:
"Warmly welcome talented teachers to teach in our academy!"
Hai Bodong had black lines on his face at the window, these two idiots are trying to force him down!
At this moment, a voice that made Hai Bodong feel familiar sounded.
"Hoo ~ hello~ ah~ hello, students of the academy, please keep calm, it's midnight, it's your cultivation time.
The new teacher has already felt your enthusiasm, please return to the dormitory to practice quickly... Otherwise, you will be at your own risk, and I will say it again..."
"Hoo~ hey~ ah~ hey..."
"Hoo~ hey~ ah~ hey..."
The corner of Hai Bodong's mouth twitched, the executive vice president of this fucking audio book is really worried, and he has to go to the broadcasting room to do this kind of work in the middle of the night.
Fortunately, I am the vice president of Keqing, otherwise I will be annoyed to death.
As we all know, what the teacher in charge says is easy to use, but the vice principal is nothing like that, you quarrel with us, we play with us!
Words from audiobooks are even more tasteless than farting, and they have no effect at all.
Especially the female students, after Tai Long and Huang Yuan's quarrel, are extremely looking forward to the new male teacher coming down to have a close and in-depth exchange with them.
Hai Bodong shook his head helplessly, so he had no choice but to open the window and jump straight down!
A pair of pure white and flawless golden feathers appeared directly behind him in mid-air. The golden feathers spread their wings and glide directly above the ground, and then disappeared suddenly when their feet fell to the ground.
This unrestrained scene made the eyes of all the female students show admiration, while the male students naturally showed jealousy and hatred.
Tai Long and Huang Yuan looked at each other, took a few steps forward, and said respectfully:
"Hello, teacher, we are students of the college. I heard that you are a new teacher. I would like to ask you to give me some advice!"
"Tai Long, a powerful orangutan with a martial soul, a level 32 war soul master!"
"Huang Yuan, Lone Wolf with Martial Soul, Level 32 Battle Soul Master!"
Hai Bodong rolled his blue eyes, smiled elegantly at the two, and then released four black ten thousand year soul rings, saying:
"Hello, I'm the new vice president of Ke Qing, my name is Hai Bodong, Wuhun Kunpeng, level [-] Battle Soul Sect."
"Wow~ Vice President~!"
"Wow~ Level [-] Soul Sect!"
"Wow~ 屮~ four ten thousand year spirit rings, how is this possible?"
"Wow~ Dean, you are so handsome!"
The female students melted instantly, and the male students stared blankly.
Tai Long and Huang Yuan were stunned on the spot.
What can Hai Bodong do?
Naturally they shook their heads helplessly, even Qian Renxue was frightened, their behavior now is naturally normal.
Tai Long and Huang Yuan looked at each other bitterly, showing constipated expressions.
What the hell are you teaching me?
The wheel battle is not easy to use either!
Now they are just more than 30-level soul masters, and they will soon be soul kings, and they have four frankly four thousand-year soul rings.
Even with the addition of other students, it is not enough to serve one dish.
Hai Bodong walked in front of the two of them and smiled faintly.
"Since the students want to compete with me, and since I'm new here, I won't refuse. I don't need martial soul skills, so let's do it together!"
……
(End of this chapter)
Heaven Dou Imperial City, Lanba Academy.
Hai Bodong originally thought that he would have a good night's sleep in the newly assigned vice president's dormitory, but now he knew that he was thinking too much.
He found that no matter where, as long as the teacher is handsome, some students will become crazy.
Of course, besides female students, there are also male students who are crazy.
The female students at Lanba College all fell into madness when they learned that there was a new handsome male teacher who was about their age in the college.
Especially after some people saw Hai Bodong's appearance, they became even more crazy, and came to the downstairs of the teachers' dormitory in groups to look up!
When they did this, naturally it wasn't these female students who suffered, nor did Hai Bodong upstairs who had a view of all the small mountains.
It was the male students in Lanba Academy, each of them looked at her in their minds, with the look of wanting to kneel and lick others, and their hearts were broken.
Especially Tai Long and Huang Yuan, the second of the Big Three in Lanba Academy.
These two were usually rivals, but now they have become bitter brothers. They looked at Jiangzhu in the moonlight garden, wearing a green robe.
Their expressions were extremely ferocious, and their hearts were broken when they saw the goddess in their hearts quietly looking up at the classroom dormitory.
They originally thought that the goddess Crimson Pearl belonged to only one of them, but now a handsome young male teacher was airborne.
He became a teacher, he must have reached the strength of the soul sect, and the most important thing is that he is also handsome, so frankly annoying!
Under the moonlight, Jiang Zhu looked up at the boy standing by the window, her pretty face was slightly flushed, she was just a girl from a poor family.
Although she is good enough in Lanba Academy now, she will inevitably be attracted to people who are better than herself.
This is not because of the attraction between men and women, but because he is good enough, even if Hai Bodong is a female teacher, she will be like this.
Of course, this is what she thought.
"I don't know what is the name of this new teacher? Is he really strong? Why doesn't he sleep and stand by the window? I wonder if I can be his soul master?"
Tai Long and Huang Yuan looked at each other, gritted their silver teeth and showed a fierce and constipated expression, and then left angrily.
It seems that they are going to do some small things.
It's a pity that their martial spirits are doomed to be single. Tailong's martial spirit is powerful for orangutans, and orangutans are destined to have a certain distance from women.
As for Huang Yuan, he is even more awesome, tall and slender, with a wretched expression, and the same martial spirit as Blind Douluo, a lone wolf!
As we all know, a lone wolf = a single dog!
A certain department~
……
Hai Bodong looked down from the window, and naturally saw them, and he just smiled slightly at this. It seems that he must deal with them before he can sleep well tonight.
He didn't care about them, but looked at the girl Jiangzhu who was looking at him curiously.
Jiang Zhu felt Hai Bodong's gaze, and her four eyes met, her pretty face flushed immediately, she lowered her head in embarrassment, not daring to look at Hai Bodong again.
Hai Bodong, who had a glimpse of all the small mountains, shook his head helplessly. As the saying goes, you can see far from a high stand. This scenery is as transparent as the Eye of Beiming!
Hai Bodong couldn't help admiring:
The scenery here is so beautiful that people can't sleep. Sure enough, the senior college is different from the junior college. The students here are all above the age of around.
The youthful atmosphere here is stronger, the scenery is more beautiful, and the school uniforms are well designed.
"Teng~Dang~"
"Come together~Come together~Come together..."
"Crackling~cracking~crashing~!"
Hai Bodong looked out speechlessly at the fireworks that lit up the entire Lanba Academy, the corners of his mouth twitched continuously...
This operation can only be done by brain-dead male students!
You don't need to think about it to know that Tai Long and Huang Yuan did it.
Sure enough, in the next moment, these two brain-damaged men led a group of male students to appear on the stage like young and Dangerous boys.
Eat silly wind and cloud...
All of them looked cold, they waited until the fireworks stopped, then raised their heads together and shouted:
"Warmly welcome talented teachers to teach in our academy!"
Hai Bodong had black lines on his face at the window, these two idiots are trying to force him down!
At this moment, a voice that made Hai Bodong feel familiar sounded.
"Hoo ~ hello~ ah~ hello, students of the academy, please keep calm, it's midnight, it's your cultivation time.
The new teacher has already felt your enthusiasm, please return to the dormitory to practice quickly... Otherwise, you will be at your own risk, and I will say it again..."
"Hoo~ hey~ ah~ hey..."
"Hoo~ hey~ ah~ hey..."
The corner of Hai Bodong's mouth twitched, the executive vice president of this fucking audio book is really worried, and he has to go to the broadcasting room to do this kind of work in the middle of the night.
Fortunately, I am the vice president of Keqing, otherwise I will be annoyed to death.
As we all know, what the teacher in charge says is easy to use, but the vice principal is nothing like that, you quarrel with us, we play with us!
Words from audiobooks are even more tasteless than farting, and they have no effect at all.
Especially the female students, after Tai Long and Huang Yuan's quarrel, are extremely looking forward to the new male teacher coming down to have a close and in-depth exchange with them.
Hai Bodong shook his head helplessly, so he had no choice but to open the window and jump straight down!
A pair of pure white and flawless golden feathers appeared directly behind him in mid-air. The golden feathers spread their wings and glide directly above the ground, and then disappeared suddenly when their feet fell to the ground.
This unrestrained scene made the eyes of all the female students show admiration, while the male students naturally showed jealousy and hatred.
Tai Long and Huang Yuan looked at each other, took a few steps forward, and said respectfully:
"Hello, teacher, we are students of the college. I heard that you are a new teacher. I would like to ask you to give me some advice!"
"Tai Long, a powerful orangutan with a martial soul, a level 32 war soul master!"
"Huang Yuan, Lone Wolf with Martial Soul, Level 32 Battle Soul Master!"
Hai Bodong rolled his blue eyes, smiled elegantly at the two, and then released four black ten thousand year soul rings, saying:
"Hello, I'm the new vice president of Ke Qing, my name is Hai Bodong, Wuhun Kunpeng, level [-] Battle Soul Sect."
"Wow~ Vice President~!"
"Wow~ Level [-] Soul Sect!"
"Wow~ 屮~ four ten thousand year spirit rings, how is this possible?"
"Wow~ Dean, you are so handsome!"
The female students melted instantly, and the male students stared blankly.
Tai Long and Huang Yuan were stunned on the spot.
What can Hai Bodong do?
Naturally they shook their heads helplessly, even Qian Renxue was frightened, their behavior now is naturally normal.
Tai Long and Huang Yuan looked at each other bitterly, showing constipated expressions.
What the hell are you teaching me?
The wheel battle is not easy to use either!
Now they are just more than 30-level soul masters, and they will soon be soul kings, and they have four frankly four thousand-year soul rings.
Even with the addition of other students, it is not enough to serve one dish.
Hai Bodong walked in front of the two of them and smiled faintly.
"Since the students want to compete with me, and since I'm new here, I won't refuse. I don't need martial soul skills, so let's do it together!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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