Douluo Dalu: Stealing Through The Heavens

In the divine realm, within a grand palace in the core area, Zuzong sat on the throne at the centre of the hall. Surrounding him were his numerous wives.

Second Wife, Qian Renxue: "Little brother, I just peeled a grape for you. Open up!"

Zuzong: "No, I want you to feed me with your mouth!"

Qian Renxue: "You're so naughty!"

—The two kissed!

Third Wife, Hu Liena: "Husband, I want it too!"

Fourth Wife, Zhu Zhuqing: "Me too!"

First Wife, Bibi Dong, sat aside, holding their newborn child, ignoring them. She turned and went back to the room to feed the baby, leaving behind a dominant statement: "Tonight, Xue'er will take care of the child for me. You come to me! Do-not-be-late." The last four words were emphasized heavily, making Zuzong and the women shiver.

That night, Zuzong arrived punctually at Bibi Dong's bedroom. Opening the door, he was greeted by a room filled with a rabbit scent. Though not unpleasant, it carried a hint of milkiness, which made Zuzong feel uneasy.

Looking around, Bibi Dong was not in the bedroom.

Zuzong pulled back the inner curtain, only to find a young woman lying on the soft bed. Her voluptuous figure made Zuzong's gaze lock firmly on her. Her long black hair was styled into a scorpion braid hanging down to her hips. Her eyes were large and enticing.

Seeing this scene, Zuzong felt his blood boil, his body burning with desire. Unconsciously, he licked his dry lips. But as the master of the divine realm, he couldn't be swayed so easily, and he quickly suppressed the restlessness in his heart.

The young woman wasn't flustered upon seeing Zuzong come in. She smiled warmly, "Master, Sister Bibi Dong went to prepare a midnight snack for you and will be back shortly. There are also fresh fruits on the table that I prepared for you. Would you like to have some fruit first, a midnight snack, or... have... me... first?"

Her words shattered the last bit of reason in Zuzong's mind. Without any hesitation, he pounced on her. Ahem, going further would be crossing the line.

After a stormy session, the young woman lay in Zuzong's arms, coquettishly asking, "Master, can I now officially become your Fifth wife from today?"

Zuzong replied, "Wait a bit longer."

Hearing his refusal, Xiao Wu angrily ran out.

The next morning, seven or eight rabbits were hopping around on Zuzong's body, calling out, "Daddy."

Zuzong woke up in shock, "Who can tell me where these rabbits came from? Xue'er, Nana, Zhuqing, Dong'er?"

At this moment, Xiao Wu walked in cheerfully, "Husband, there's no use calling out today. Even if you shout yourself hoarse, no one will save you. The sisters went shopping with my mom on Earth. One day in God Realm is a year on earth. I specifically chose yesterdayto give myself to you. After leaving last night, I went to the mortal realm for three months (Rabbits give birth in three months, right?). I just came back."

"Look, these are all your children!"

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"Ah! I hate rabbits."

Zuzong opened his eyes and got up to find the surroundings dark. He was still in the seventh dormitory. He hadn't become the master of the divine realm nor married many wives.

Everyone else was already asleep.

Wiping the cold sweat off his forehead, Zuzong sighed, "Phew! What a fright. It was just a dream."

"Xiao Zong, no, Master, give me another tender grass!" Zuzong looked down to find Xiao Wu sleeping beside him, drooling and talking in her sleep, "Carrots! Tender grass! Delicious!"

Hearing this, Zuzong's mouth twitched, "What a foodie, even dreaming about food."

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Returning to daytime.

Xiao Wu shamelessly lay on Zuzong's bed, declaring: she would protect her uniquely "fragrant" blanket even at the cost of her chastity.

Even though Zuzong promised to buy her a new one, she refused to agree. Helpless, Zuzong proposed a duel; the winner would gain ownership of the blanket and the title of the boss of the seventh dormitory. 

Unsurprisingly, Xiao Wu was instantly defeated. Her soft techniques were full of flaws against Zuzong, who possessed the body techniques and Sharingan of Itachi. With an "Uchiha" lock, she was pinned to the ground.

After losing, Xiao Wu clung to Zuzong, following him around all afternoon, telling everyone he bullied her. The girls who originally admired Zuzong for his "beauty" began to disdain him and spread rumours that he was a scumbag who toyed with "girls'" emotions.

Although Zuzong didn't care about others' opinions, even the Vice-Dean, Blanklin, came over to scold him. With an elder's tone, he said, "Xiao Zong, it's good to be popular with girls, but you can't toy with their feelings."

Giving face to the Vice-Dean who genuinely cared for him, Zuzong reluctantly bought Xiao Wu a new blanket and promised to provide her with three tender grasses daily. However, Zuzong was not one to suffer losses. If Xiao Wu wanted to eat Blue Silver Emperor sprouts, she had to call him Master.

Thus, their "master-servant" relationship was established!

At night, the accumulated fatigue of the past few days made Zuzong drowsy. Just as he lay down, Xiao Wu moved her bed over with the help of Wang Sheng and the others, merging it with his. According to her, the scent of Zuzong's blanket made her feel at ease.

"Sigh, what a mess," Zuzong sighed.

Now awake, Zuzong had no intention of going back to sleep.

He still had 14 stealing opportunities left to use!

As he got out of bed and prepared to go out for a heist, he heard Xiao Wu's voice again. It was a mournful sound, tinged with sobs, "Mom, Xiao Wu misses you!"

His steps faltered as an inexplicable sadness washed over him. Although he had forgotten what his parents in this life looked like, having seen them only once before sinking into sleep as an infant, he could still empathise with the pain of losing loved ones. At the very least, his parents in this life died protecting him.

Turning back, he tucked Xiao Wu in and placed his blanket by her pillow before leaving.

Gently stepping out of the seventh dormitory, he gazed at the starry sky. The moonlight was like a silver thread, misty and soft, casting a hazy, ethereal veil over everything.

A shooting star streaked across the sky, and Zuzong sighed, "I might as well forget about that spirit ring."

"System, begin the heist!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for stealing a Transformation Pill from Gu He, a sixth-grade alchemist in "Battle Through the Heavens." The enemy has taken this as a direct provocation and now harbors an unquenchable desire to kill the host. Hatred level has increased to 200%, with 20,000 hatred points added. The host will be randomly teleported to within one kilometer of Gu He in ten seconds, lasting one hour. Countdown: 10, 9, 8...]

"Oh no! This is a disaster! Help!"

[3, 2, 1, teleporting.]

"Ah!"

[Ding! Teleportation successful.]

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