Douluo: Cutting me drops treasures; Bi Bidong got addicted

The reliable Porcupine Douluo left the Martial Soul Hall and headed straight for the viewing platform built by Lin Yi.

As he walked, he muttered to himself, saying that the death-seeking youngster really had quite some guts.

The viewing platform was built on the main thoroughfare that one must pass to enter and leave the Martial Soul Hall. If the onlookers blocked the thoroughfare for a long time, wouldn't that be tantamount to opposing the Martial Soul Hall?

It seems this youngster won't last long here; he'll probably maintain popularity for a day or two at most before the Martial Soul Hall sees him as a thorn in the side and gets rid of him, thought Porcupine Douluo to himself.

But upon arriving, Porcupine Douluo realized he had underestimated the young man's allure...

Shit!

Porcupine Douluo stood in place, staring dumbfounded at the scene before him.

"These, these are all onlookers??"

He thought the young man seeking death was just causing a minor disturbance, but looking at the scene before him, had almost half the Soul Masters of Soul City come to join in the excitement?!

Just a suicide, is it really that interesting to watch?

Not to mention that the main thoroughfare was blocked and impassable, even the side roads next to it were packed with people!

There were even people sitting on the rooftops by the roadside to watch, and in the sky, pairs and trios of Flying Soul Masters were flying about.

This is bad; the Crown Prince of Tiandou Empire is coming over with the envoys tomorrow. If this road is blocked, how will they pass through?!

Don't let Tiandou Empire think that Soul City is full of Soul Masters who neglect their duties, not doing anything serious all day!

I must hurry to drive this young man away, probably what the Pope is planning too.

When Bi Bidong instructed him just now, she said verbally it was to come over to ascertain the truth, but her face was full of the intention for him to come and expose the young man...

Porcupine Douluo naturally had to obey the Pope's command. After all, in the eyes of the Pope, he had always been reliable, and he couldn't destroy the Pope's trust in him.

Speaking of which... where are the two Elders, Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo?

Porcupine Douluo scanned the area and didn't see either of them.

At that moment, he suddenly sensed two powerful soul power fluctuations colliding fiercely ahead.

Having worked together for so long in the Soul Hall, Porcupine Douluo was quite familiar with the aura of Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo.

Could it be... they had exposed the young man's deception and were currently punishing him?

No wonder they hadn't returned until now!

"Make way, make way, Martial Soul Hall on official business, everyone move aside!"

Porcupine Douluo hurriedly pushed through the crowd of onlooking Soul Masters, shouting as he squeezed his way through, planning to go up and lend a hand.

But he found it odd; punishing a young man usually wouldn't take this long, right? Couldn't they beat him?

However, when he saw the scene in the middle, he was fucking dumbfounded...

What's this about punishing the young man?

Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo were clearly brawling with each other!

Porcupine Douluo turned his head in astonishment, and then he saw the young man sitting upright on the viewing platform, his expression seemingly revealing a sense of... regret?

Indeed—

Lin Yi watched Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo brawl, and his heart bled.

How nice it would have been if those soul skills had hit him!

All the fucking damage was wasted!

Besides, was the record of the highest damage in history that important?

It was nothing more than something he said off the cuff...

"You two, stop all this fighting!"

Unable to bear it anymore, Porcupine Douluo yelled.

Having been shadowed by each other for so many years, Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo even had similar damage for each of their soul skills.

They kept neutralizing each other's soul skills, and they just went ahead for hand-to-hand combat, tumbling around together.

Porcupine Douluo simply couldn't watch; was this really the behavior of Elders of the Soul Hall?

It was an eyesore! Truly an eyesore!

"Stop! Just stop! Don't fight any more!"

Porcupine Douluo shouted angrily.

Fortunately, the Crown Prince of the Tiandou Empire wasn't invited to the Martial Soul Hall today; otherwise, what would happen if he saw this scene? Where would the Martial Soul Hall's face be?

Chrysanthemum Douluo was clutching Ghost Douluo's neck, while Ghost Douluo was twisting Chrysanthemum Douluo's thigh. Both stopped their philosophically charged actions and looked towards Porcupine Douluo.

"Elder Porcupine?"

Chrysanthemum Douluo glared viciously at Ghost Douluo, "Since Elder Porcupine is here, I'll let you off this time!"

"Heh, I wouldn't have attacked first before you attacked a senior, you dead chrysanthemum, always trying to take advantage of me!"

"Who was it that wasn't honourable and released their fifth soul skill first?!"

"...Phooey!"

They glared at each other before finally separating, slapping the dust off themselves, and walking towards Porcupine Douluo.

"Elder Porcupine, why have you come?"

Ghost Douluo asked with a puzzled expression.

Elder Porcupine had a grim face, feeling humiliated standing with these two, as his dignity rapidly drained away.

"Elders, have you forgotten the task given to you by Her Holiness the Pope?"

"Of course not, just tell Her Holiness to wait for our message in the Martial Soul Hall!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo replied impatiently.

Porcupine Douluo's eyes widened upon hearing this.

Chrysanthemum Douluo, has your brain gotten stuck?!

How could you say such a rebellious thing so casually?

That's Her Holiness the Pope!

In the entire Martial Soul Hall, except for the Great Priest, who dares to disrespect her!

"Do you realise what you are saying?"

Porcupine Douluo glared at Chrysanthemum Douluo.

At this moment, Ghost Douluo confidently said, "Elder Porcupine, believe it or not, by the time we bring the news back, the entire Martial Soul Hall, including Her Holiness the Pope and even the Great Priest, will submit to that young man's charm!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo nodded slightly, sneaking a glance in Lin Yi's direction, and whispered softly, "This time, the Martial Soul Hall has stumbled upon a treasure. We should be grateful that this young man appeared in Soul City, not within the territories of the two great empires."

"Grateful my ass! Look at yourselves now, have you lost your minds?!"

Porcupine Douluo was furious beyond containment.

If it weren't because he was no match for both of them alone, he would really like to punish these two idiots on behalf of Her Holiness the Pope!

At this point, Chrysanthemum Douluo revealed a look on his face as if to say, "I'm telling you this because you're my brother," and led Porcupine Douluo aside.

"Elder Porcupine, believe me, if you attack that young man now, you'll get an unexpected reward!"

"Go to hell!"

Porcupine Douluo was so angry his hair stood on end, like steel needles.

"Do you think I'm like you two unreliable fools? Believing in such superstitious nonsense? I am here to carry out orders for Her Holiness the Pope!"

Porcupine Douluo said, looking very reliable.

He became angrier as he spoke, pointing at Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo, "Just wait, the deeds you two have done, I will report them to Her Holiness the Pope when I get back!"

Chrysanthemum Douluo and Ghost Douluo, upon hearing this, nonchalantly picked their noses, completely unaware of the gravity of their mistakes.

Chrysanthemum Douluo even pointed indifferently towards Lin Yi.

"Porcupine, strike him first, then think carefully whether or not you want to take back the words you just said."

Elder Porcupine glared, "My words are laid here! They will not be taken back! You two just wait for Her Holiness's punishment to fall upon you!"

"And indeed, I am ordered to kill him! I will do it now and then report back to Her Holiness the Pope!"

Ghost Douluo peered out, extending a hand and said, "Brother, please."