LIGHTNOVELONLINE Arc 2: Learn, Adapt, Kill – Chapter 23
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Arc 2: Learn, Adapt, Kill - Chapter 23
"Wait, Ruby! Not like that!" I scream in terror as I try to pull Ruby out of a food monster with tentacles made of noodles and all kinds of spices; the smell alone makes me tear up. "How the fuck did you do that?!"
"I don't know! I follow all your instructions, Jin!" Ruby looks ready to cry herself as she tries her best to fight off the noodle tentacles, trying to have its way with her body.
"What do we do?!" Weiss jumps around, trying to avoid being caught by the noodle tentacles. "Burning it doesn't work! I tried setting it on fire more than once!"
"This kind of reminds me of the time when Yor partnered up with Nyarla in the cooking class back in high school." Makima said to Shouko; both standing on the sidelines, and none of the noodle tentacles tried to do anything to them.
"Wasn't there more than a dozen of them?" Shouko looks sideways at a tiny mushroom with a sinister face almost at her feet, turning to dust. "I think the teacher praised them for creating life from food."
"Yeah, the same teacher who got fired for not teaching everyone how to cook properly. Not everyone can eat those food monsters, let alone those created by two members of the Eldritch pantheon." Makima smiles.
"Fuck off!" I let out my war cry as I use Ratio Technique to free Ruby before she gets raped by a food monster. Then, I use Warping to kill the noodle monster by twisting it until it disappears, leaving no trace of its existence.
"Well, at least we know that Ruby is in a completely different league on her own. Yor's cooking wouldn't be on the same level if she didn't have Nyarla to help her." Makima shakes her head with a grin, showing how amused she is now. "And this is Ruby using mundane ingredients, not the supernatural ones used in the cooking class."
"Okay, Weiss. How about you try cooking next?" I use Boundary Manipulation to clean up all the mess made by the noodle monster.
"Are you sure?" Weiss gave me a look like I was asking her to do something crazy.
"Would you rather Ruby tries to cook again?" I pitch Ruby's left cheek, stopping her from turning on the stove to boil water in a pot again.
That's right, crazy voices. Somehow, Ruby created a giant eldritch-like noodle monster just by trying to boil water. My theory is that she accidentally summoned it out of the pot of boiling water in a different way than her usual summoning circle.
It's a good thing we returned to TV World for Ruby and Weiss' cooking lesson. In retrospect, being in the TV World may have been the cause of this unexpected food monster creation. However, I wouldn't rule out the theory that Ruby's summoning ability could affect her cooking skills. Not when she is part of the Eldritch pantheon.
"Right, uh." Weiss carefully turns the knob on the stove to turn it on. Then, she takes a few quick steps back. It was as if something was about to jump at her, which it did a few minutes ago with the noodle monster.
"Okay, so far so good." I pull Ruby into a hug, even going so far as to gently rub her left breast to make her horny and distract her from wanting to cook again.
"What's next?" Weiss looks at the slowly boiling pot. "Should I do something else or just watch the water boil?"
"Just take six to seven medium-sized potatoes. Clean them before you put them in the pot. Add a tablespoon of salt, put the lid on the pot, and wait for the water to boil. Then, wait a few minutes. You can gently poke the potatoes with a fork; if it pierced easily, you're ready to drain the potatoes and let them cool." I gave Weiss the next steps.
"Okay—AH!" Weiss shrieked as she dropped all six potatoes into the pot. They immediately jumped out with a mouth of razor-sharp teeth to take a bite out of Weiss.
Fortunately, Weiss was already on her toes and quick enough to kick them all back into the pot.
With a snap of my fingers, I create a gap under the pot and send it into the void to be erased.
"I just remember that 99% of those who are part of the Eldritch pantheon have terrible cooking skills and need millions of years of practice before they are able to make a single handmade food." Makima gave me a teasing look as if she knew exactly what the end result of trying to teach Ruby and Weiss how to cook would be.
"Couldn't you have said that before I tried to cook?" Weiss looks at Makima in frustration. "At least Ruby and I have a good reason not to cook."
"I just remember." Makima's expression did not change, so it was impossible to tell if she was lying or not.
"Um, Jin..." Ruby takes a few deep breaths. "C-Can we have a quickie before we do anything else?"
"Sorry, but you just have to take this for now." I use the Ratio Technique on Ruby to bring her to an instant orgasm. "Well, since the cooking lessons failed. Shall we return to Inaba or wander further to look for something interesting in this foggy place before dinner?"
Fuck, I got a boner after fingering Ruby's pussy and holding her left breast still. I should have taken Ruby up for that quickie. Not that the others would have cared if I fucked Ruby right here and now. In fact, they would have joined in.
"We can wander." Makima looks down at Ruby, who is barely conscious. "You know, you should take responsibility for making Ruby horny."
"And how am I supposed to do that?" I ask Makima with a raised eyebrow.
"Use my power quickly and I will show you." Makima looks like she is about to do something hilarious.
I stared at Makima, then at Shouko, then at Weiss, and finally at Ruby, who was struggling to stay awake.
"Alright."
The next thing I know. I'm carrying Ruby with her legs wrapped around my waist and my dick in her pussy as I walk with everyone outside the building we're temporarily using to stay at TV World.
"Did you just change reality so that Ruby and I could have sex? And out here in the fog filled with shadows that want to kill us?" I ask Makima in shock as I continue to pound Ruby's pussy without pausing for a second.
"I felt sorry for Ruby." Makima replied.
Yeah, I don't buy that.
Still, I use the Delayed Effect to keep the shadows from getting any closer and to make sure I give Ruby the time of her life without any interruptions.
It's a good thing I'm very good at En to replace my sense of sight. Ruby and I start to make out, lots of tongues involved.
Also, Weiss had already made those custom rings to see through the fog, among other things. Meanwhile, Ruby decides to take Makima's advice and works more on her PSI. That is when she is done having sex with me.
"I kind of want a turn at that." I heard Shouko mumble as she stared at Ruby and me having sex.
"Ever since Jin became your caretaker, Shouko. You became really bold. I couldn't even give you a little hug without you flinching and sometimes even attacking me along with everyone else when you got a surprise hug." Makima looks at Shouko as if she were meeting her for the first time after a long time.
"Jin is my first..." Shouko blushes.
Makima shakes her head in disbelief, "Honestly, Shouko."
"I would have to agree with Shouko that things are completely different when you have your first sex and how long ago it was." Weiss made sure to support Shouko. "After all, you must have had sex much longer before Jin became your caretaker, Makima."
"Technically, this body I'm using right now was a virgin until Jin claimed it." Makima grins. "And yes, I have changed bodies more than once in my many lives. Unlike Shouko here, I have lived through many different identities."
I put Ruby down as we finished having sex and I creampie her like five times before we were both satisfied. I should thank Makima for this, but at the same time, it was too forced, in my opinion. It could have gone better than having public sex—fog or not, especially if I didn't have Delated Effect and other methods to delay the shadows attacking us.
Ruby didn't seem to care that her panties were covered with her bodily fluids mixed with my semen; on the other hand, I just cleaned her up without a word with so many cheats I could use to do it without wasting a second.
"I bet you're happy to claim everyone's virginity here. Huh, Jin?" Weiss gave me a look as if I wanted to collect a harem of virgin girls.
"Not something I wanted to do." I said dryly as I zipped up my pants. "By the way, it's very unusual for the shadows to attack us. Victims who fall into the Midnight Channel, also known as the TV World, do not attract the shadows until the fog clears. When the fog clears, the shadows go berserk and kill all the trapped humans. Because of this, it is possible to kill victims by shoving them into a TV large enough to fit their entire bodies through the TV screen. However, they can also be saved if they are rescued before the fog disappears. Victims killed in this world will be ejected from the TV world and their bodies will be found hanging from a phone line with no physical signs of death."
"You're forgetting we're not human." Makima points out, then looks at Ruby and Weiss. "And that includes you two."
"Right..." I sweatdrop that Ruby and Weiss weren't human the moment they became part of the Eldritch pantheon. "Anyway, Ruby. You can try to bring your mother back to life once you create a large enough summoning circle. I might be able to try to retrieve the souls of Weiss' older sister and mother, but don't get your hopes up."
"Actually, Caretaker. The one that held the souls of Weiss' older sister and mother has already been handed over to the Boss for safekeeping. Once Ruby sends the right quality and quantity of sacrifices, those two souls will be brought back to life." Ghost explains before flying off into the fog to do whatever it was doing before appearing out of the blue.
"Did you hear that, Weiss?!" Ruby said excitedly as she hugged Weiss with pure joy.
"Yes, but how long do you think it will take us to make the summoning circle large enough for Jin's Boss to consider it sufficient?" Weiss sighed dejectedly.
"Shouko and I can easily help make the summoning circle. It shouldn't take too long." Makima spoke, causing Weiss to look at her as if she had found her savior.
Huh, that's nice of Makima. Even though she kind of forced Shouko to help, but I don't think Shouko would mind with the personality she has.
"However, you two will have to form a contract with Shouko and me in exchange for our help." Makima finished.
Ah, here we go. I knew it would be good to be true.