LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 69
Chapter 69 Viagra That Scares The Shit Out Of You? Viagra: Perhaps, Our World Has Been Modified By The Phone Booth!
“Shendu is here…Who dares to talk nonsense about this bastard?”
“Indeed, this is nonsense, and it might cause diplomatic disputes.”
“God damn diplomatic disputes…”
“One thing to say, this is much more troublesome than a diplomatic dispute! To be precise, this should be called a dispute between humans and gods.
“A capital six.”
“Damn it, what I most want to come to reality… is Pokémon! After all, strong men and beautiful girls from different worlds are destined to have nothing to do with me when they come to this world. But Pokémon Dreams are different! They are so innocent and cute, just give them a little delicious food, plus my sincerity, and they can be tricked away.”
“I’m dying of laughter! Hahahaha….. I have a friend who works at MiHoYo’s headquarters, and Lei Movie angrily scolded Viagra for why Kachi didn’t have Leidenzhen! It was so frightening that Viagra put pressure on original artists and programmers at the speed of light.”
“? What, this is the real reason why Thunder and Lightning joined the card pool at the end of the day?”
“Analyzing from this angle, I seem to understand why I can draw any five-star character now! It must be because someone asked, “Why can’t the card pool draw me now?”
“Six six six six, the picture is too strong! I have already figured it out.”
“The gods of the Yuanshen world come to the real world to play Yuanshen, right? This shit is too abstract.”
“At the moment, I’m only thinking about that lord!”
“What? You also know that lord.”
“Hmm… can’t say much! Can’t be directional! Otherwise… this number will be gone again.”
“?”
“Although you didn’t say a word, I seem to have realized which adult you are talking about… I didn’t expect that you were all present at the scene before.
“Idiots upstairs, what charades are you talking about?”
“tmd…the post next door also has a bunch of charades! My fists are clenched, how come I can see it here?”
Chu Bai frowned slightly, already realizing that this group of people was talking about himself. When he refreshed, he found that those riddlers had also been deleted.
“???”
“Scary!”
“This… can this also be deleted? I can’t understand it, but I was shocked.
“Four Shendu can speak directly, but who can’t speak directly? I am full of confusion.”
Shaking his head, Chu Bai exited the interface. Entering Yuanshen, a random 648, a shocking thing happened.
Of the ten that were drawn, eight of them were actually five-star.
…….this. Chu Bai’s eyelids twitched, and then he heard Hu Tao exclaimed beside him, “12 Oh, I smoked once, and Hu Tao died immediately.
“I, my side seems to be…” Ke Qing was also joyful and dazed. She hasn’t been so lucky.
Chu Bai listened, a hint of understanding appeared in his eyes, and he glanced at Viagra in the distance. Adding data in the background… No, they don’t necessarily know Chu Bai’s game number.
So, this is to directly draw cards for those who are in the headquarters of MiHoYo, increasing the chances of drawing five stars?
A group of people wandered around Mihayou’s headquarters for an hour, and they were almost done playing.
“Just general reason!” Zhongli said softly, “Yuanshin is a very good game! I like it very much.
“It would be great if you like it.” Big Viagra nodded and bowed.
“How about this,” Zhongli lowered his eyes slightly, and after thinking for a while, he said softly, “If you need my help in the future, you can call me directly. As long as you don’t exceed my bottom line, I can help you
“However, I have a request for this… I hope that you can add Yasha and the resurrection of my friends from the Demon God War later.
“…This!” Big Viagra gritted his teeth, and nodded resolutely, “Okay, I will try my best. But… But there is nothing I can do in a short time.”
“It’s probably useless to just force the data into it…We need to keep laying the groundwork. Perhaps, we have to wait until the main line is over to open a branch line. This will be very reasonable!”
“This one is optional. Call me when you’re done!” Zhongli waved his hand. Exchanged phone numbers with Viagra.
Chu Bai walked to Zhongli’s side and said quietly, “If you want to change your world by changing the plot of the game, then you may be disappointed.
After all, the current Tivat world is a real world. Instead of a game data world that can be modified at will…
“I understand.” Zhongli sighed faintly, “But let’s try it… Even if you can’t do it, seeing them still alive in the game is somewhat of a relief.
“As long as you know what’s in your mind.” Chu Bai nodded without saying anything.
“Also,” Zhongli looked at Chu Bai and said with a very calm smile, “Even if this way doesn’t work, there are other ways!”
“If I work for you in the future, you have to pay me wages, right? Then, if I have accumulated enough meritorious service in the future, I ask you to save my close friends… In general reason, you still have There is a certain chance of agreeing.”
Chu Bai took a deep look at Zhongli and nodded, “Then you probably have to work for a hundred years first.”
“It’s only a hundred years.” Zhongli finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he smiled, feeling very relaxed.
Without the influence of wear and tear, the lifespan of the gods would be endless… Not to mention that Chu Bai offered a hundred years of free labor, even if Chu Bai offered a thousand years or even longer, Zhongli would be the same will agree.
“It’s getting late.” Hu Tao yawned, and she glanced at the already dark sky outside. Her biological clock has always been very accurate.
Chu Bai looked at Hu Tao helplessly, and nodded, “It’s almost time to play! Let’s go back.”
After all, Chu Bai bid farewell to Big Viagra, and then took out any door, opened it, and walked into it first, and the others would naturally walk into it as well.
When the crowd dissipated and the arbitrary door disappeared, no one spoke at Mihayou headquarters for a long time.
“That… that thing!” Suddenly a staff member trembled, and most of the people who joined Mihayou were senior Erthorn Apes, and he could tell at a glance what Chu Bai had brought out
“Any door…that’s an arbitrary door.”
The rest of the employees, after looking at each other in blank dismay, also realized something, and panic appeared on their faces.
“This… this kind of thing! Doraemon world props… can also appear in reality?”
“?? Is this reasonable? Is this shit really reasonable?”
“Doraemon’s props are in reality…it’s too scary.”
If it is said that the appearance of the original god powerhouse made them both worried and happy. Then the appearance of Doraemon props will only bring them uneasiness…
In the anime, Doraemon has all kinds of magical and imaginative props, which are naturally fascinating… However, if you put the three hundred lies, if the concept-level arms of the telephone booth are put into reality The world, it dare not go out at all.
Even, Viagra, who has a rich imagination, has fallen into deep thought at this moment, and began to doubt the world.
Is there a possibility that the world he is in now is actually a world that has been modified by the telephone booth? It is not the original appearance.
The more he thought about it, the more disturbed Viagra became. However, he noticed that the atmosphere at the scene gradually became weird, so he broke the silence with a voice, “There are still things to be thankful for, for example: that Mr. Chu is a native of China.”
The scene fell silent for an instant.
After everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, they all breathed a sigh of relief and nodded approvingly.
Indeed, if Nobita Doraemon and the others came to this world, it would be a big problem. Although Nobita Doraemon’s character is very good and has a correct view of history.
But after all, they are islanders in the parallel world, and they are still children.
Even if they are unwilling to change and distort reality…but if they really come to this world, if they are deceived by the island government, then the problem will be serious. The number of times they are cheated in anime is not once or twice!
For those props, the island country randomly set aside one or two, and the Mihayou employees on the scene couldn’t imagine what the future would be like…
But before they finished their emotions, the next moment, Big Viagra’s phone rang again, he glanced at it, his expression changed slightly, and he quickly connected, “Ju Han, I’m here.
“Yes…they just left.”
“Oh…ah? What, everyone at the scene is not allowed to leave! You will rush over in ten minutes?
“I, I, I, I’m fine…you can rest assured! It’s reliable, absolutely not mandatory. 17
After hanging up the phone, Brother Dawei’s face was dull for a while, he scanned the audience for a week, and sighed, “Get ready! In the next period of time, we may… have to live a period of isolation from the world. It’s time.
“Call while you can still! Let’s report to the family.” Suddenly remembered something, Big Viagra changed his tone and said, “Oh, right, let’s treat it as overtime work, just in time we are going to add those characters from Lei Dianzhen to the card Chi… don’t worry, the overtime pay will be paid according to the highest standard.”
Immediately, the headquarters of Caihayou wailed everywhere. But no one refuses to spit….
To put it bluntly, after all the things just now, they are actually vaguely prepared to be controlled.
After returning to the base, Chu Bai asked the queen to arrange a place for everyone.
“If you want to go back, you can just go back through the time-space gate… just report to the queen! There is no problem if you want to live here…but you have to be on call when you have a mission.”
A group of people nodded in agreement.
But even though Chu Bai said so, they obviously don’t have the urge to return to their hometown immediately, but are planning to settle down here.
Chu Bai stood in the empty hall, after thinking for a while, he asked the queen to rush out a time-space door. Then, he installed this space-time door in his bedroom on the large flat floor.
Next, Chu Bai connected the portal with his affairs in Xumi.
Chu Bai picked up Kelai and Nilu. Introduce them to the situation in this side of the world. Then, next to his own room, he made a room for the two of them and asked them to sleep here for a night.
And made an appointment to take them out to play together tomorrow.
“Of course! If you are not used to living here.” Chu Bai paused, “You can also go back through the time-space gate. Then do what you like!”
…Is this really okay?” Ke Lai’s eyes lit up, and he said with some anxiety and joy, “Even if you become a princess, can you continue to be a ranger?”
“Why not?” Chu Bai pampered Ke Lai’s head, “You are not my appendages! You can have your own hobbies and do what you want…
The two girls were naturally very touched, and even wanted to thank Chu Bai on a deeper level. However, I was persuaded by Chu Bai to go back to my room and stay overnight to recuperate…
After all, yesterday’s torment was too fierce…Although there is a horse spell, the mental fatigue is still difficult to eliminate, and it depends on sleep.
midnight.
Chu Bai was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep alone… He actually regretted that he rejected the two girls before.
…
The queen’s cold voice sounded, “Boss, I’m very sorry to disturb you! Miss Lei Movie, after having a heart-to-heart talk with Miss Nasida, is heading to your room.”
?
Chu Bai’s eyelids twitched.
“According to the system’s judgment, there is an 80% chance that Ms. Lei Movie is here for Miss Lei Dianzhen.”
“Ah, this…” Chu Bai fell into deep thought and made a decision, “It’s true! This matter has been dragging on for too long…Maybe Lei Xinghua thought I had something for her Opinion, bring her here.”
After Chu Bai agreed, the queen quickly brought Lei Movie to Chu Bai’s room.
“Please! Help my sister.” Lei Movie Kneeled on the ground on one knee. She held Chu Bai’s hand, bit her lower lip, and stared into Chu Bai’s eyes with anxiety, “Naxi Miss Da told me before,
“Okay! Let’s stop here.” Chu Bai stretched out a finger and shook it lightly, he sighed, “You are inexplicable, and you have created a script for me to force girls into prostitution. I have never I thought about making it like this!”
…… As for your sister, actually let your sister be resurrected now! I can indeed do it, but. “Chu Bai paused, glanced at the lost and lowered Lei Yingying, and suddenly waved his hand with some disinterest, “Forget it, let me talk a lot now, so you feel that I am looking for a reason…… Now Resurrect, revive now. ”
“Nothing! I believe you, if you really don’t have the idea of resurrection, it is impossible for me to meet you now.” Although 597 Lei Movie is a bit silly, his mind is still very clear, “I just… …I miss my sister so much! I’m sorry…I’m really sorry.”
Chu Bai stretched out his hand to touch Lei Movie’s head speechlessly, then flicked his fingers lightly, and a ray of white light shot out instantly.
Under the divine power of the horse talisman… not long after, the spots of light condensed into the real body of Lei Dian.
What happened?” Lei Dianzhen was wearing a sleeveless gown, slumped on the ground, with his hands slightly propped up, and a daze appeared in his eyes.
Her memory still stays in the battle that destroyed Keriya… She seems to have been mortally wounded?
But now, I don’t feel any pain on my body. That’s weird…is that what people call a flashback?
“Sister!” Lei Yingying murmured, her tears overflowed uncontrollably, she couldn’t bear it anymore, she rushed over in an instant, hugged Lei Dianzhen tightly, her voice was sobbing,…”
“Shadow!” Lei Dian really hugged his younger sister subconsciously, with shock and worry appearing on his face. Shadow, how could he suddenly appear in front of himself who has returned to the light?
This…if I die, dying in front of Ying…how much harm will it do to Ying?!
Leiden had obviously forgotten that he had actually died in the battle of Kyriah. It is true that she did not die in front of Lei Movie who arrived later, but there is no difference… Movie movie saw her body.
Even the final confession was too late, and what was brought to Lei Movie was only the deep-rooted and unforgettable grief.
Lei Movie choked up, explained his thoughts to Lei Dianzhen, and told her, where is this place, and what is the situation now?
The gentleness on Lei Dianzhen’s face gradually turned into bewilderment and shock.
“Here is another wish?!”
“I’m already dead? It’s just that I was resurrected because of the divine power of the person in front of me?”
“How can this kind of thing be done?!”
“Okay.” Chu Bai sighed wearily, and pointed outside the door, “If you want to exchange feelings, you can go to other rooms to communicate. I’m going to bed… Queen, take them to my house Another room.”
“Yes, I’m sorry.” Lei Movie shrank his neck, his voice full of shame.
She still wanted to say something, but seeing Chu Bai rolled up the quilt, she finally didn’t dare to say it, and left Chu Bai’s room under the queen’s guidance.
“Really! Naxida…how did I not realize that she likes to pull the red thread so much?” Chu Bai lay on the bed, feeling a little headache. Already pondering whether he should find a time to have a good chat with Naxida.
Kelai and Nilu are in good condition, after all, both sides are voluntary. But… Lei Movie came over this time, making him seem to be forcing the other party? Is he this kind of person?!
Although, Chu Bai actually knew that Naxida had good intentions… She didn’t know Chu Bai well, and she was worried that Lei Movie would release Chu Bai’s pigeons unknowingly and offend Chu Bai. There was absolutely no possibility of saving his own sister.
After thinking it through, Chu Bai sighed for the second time. To sum it up, Nasida, in a certain sense, has done bad things with good intentions, right?!.