Chapter 65
'Once I pretend to be her boyfriend, then, I will have to continue this farce.... the next time we are witnessed by this Chihiro-chan.'
Not to mention, this whole thing is just asking for trouble, and even Hachiman's own personal life will go haywire.
'After all, me and Ichinose are not really dating.... but the people around us.....Yeah, I don't want to deal with their curious insults!'
So, Hachiman considered the best plan.
It is true that pretending to be in a relationship, can make the person who wants to express their love feel destroyed....and there's a chance of turning this into hatred.
And Ichinose probably wants to maintain, her relationship with Chihiro-chan as a friend.
But once the confession is exposed, it will be even difficult to look away in the class....very awkward.
Because, now Ichinose knew that...her so-called 'friend' had always wanted to eat her pussy, this whole time!
Going back to normal... it's definitely a pipe dream at this point. Friends wouldn’t have such naughty thoughts.
'However, if I do this, both me and Ichinose will continue to fall into the abyss of lies.... And it's so fucking deep that I don't even want to take a look?!'
And that's the only solution.
When Hachiman was busy thinking about how to deal with this situation, he noticed that.... another girl came, from where the sun was setting.
Light green pardon short hair. Petite body. She has delicate features and a pitiful feeling.
'And she's probably that homo Chihiro-chan....! But this person's face has a surprised look, and she was looking warily at this boy, “Ichinose-san, who is he?"
Only, this girl's water got loose, and just suddenly burst into tears, her hostility being thrown on the Everest, and looked quite pathetic.
"Who are you?" But Hachiman didn't waver, he was already prepared, and asked the same thing.
Because he didn't really know who she was either, besides the fact about this Chihiro-chan, having lewd dreams about her best friend.
"But it doesn't matter who you are," Hachiman then shook his head, and looked at the girl with an annoyed face, "Is there anything you want? This is my occasion!”
And then he directly walked towards Ichinose-san, who just, “Meow!” She just watched the boy approaching her with a dumb look on her face.
"Oh, I see!' But then she realised what Hachiman was trying to do, then her eyes turned quite apologetic, and prepared to take his hand.
'Because, Hikigaya-kun just agreed to my request!'
'So now, it's time to pretend in front of Chihiro-chan, so that she can retreat....'
"Actually... Chihiro-chan, there is something I want to tell you-" Ichinose gained her courage, and then looked at this Class B student, she was just about to execute her military tactics.
But, Hachiman had already taken action, and declared his undying love to the leader of Class B, Ichinose Honami, "I've liked you for a long time, can you date me?!"
Then just like that 5th Generation White Room student, Takuya Yagami, he also stretched out his left hand towards the girl he wanted to sleep with.
It seemed that if confession was accepted, then the girl would hold his hand.
Only, "Nani?!" This kind of sweet talk, blocked Ichinose's words, leaving her whole body paralysed by this sudden turn of events.
The original dilemma was that Chihiro-chan fancied her....but she didn't want to hurt the other person's fragile heart too much, and then entrusted Hachiman to become her fake boyfriend.
'....Why did it become like this?! Now, Hikigaya-kun is the one declaring such intimate words?!'
Are you really sincere?
Or... is it just a plan?'
But Hachiman's expression was quite serious, and it didn't look like he was acting....
'In other words... could it be said that he really likes me?!'
Ichinose is very gentle and often gives people the illusion about having warmth for the other person, but at this point...not knowing the situation has also come to her.
'Hikigaya-gun....This is completely a shocking twist!'
'Obviously there is Horikita-san by your side?.... And some people witnessed that, he often eats with Sakayanagi-san from Class A.'
As a result...aren't these two the right ladies? In this way, Ichinose felt quite panicked inside.
"I'm really serious about this Ichinose....” But Hachiman'd already poured another bucket of cold water on her, "I have even thought about the name of the child.”
“For the boy, it's Kazuya and for the girl, how about Chizuru?”
'Why is life after marriage involved, now?! And I don’t want to have two children!'
But at this time. "Didi!"
Ichinose found her phone was vibrating, which was being held in her left hand, and a text message flashed on the screen.
[Rejecting me is part of the plan. Why are you hesitating? ] by Hikigaya-kun
“....” Ichinose. She blinked her eyes cutely, and her mind started to process this new data, It's a plan!
'But, I just thought it was true...'
"Having kids..."
She was not an idiot, had so many friends, that's why her EMI could never be low, and reacted immediately.
'If Hikigaya-kun's confession is false... then it must be done, so that Chihiro-chan.... choose to back off!' Then, the only result.

"Gomen nasai, Hikigaya-kun." Ichinose didn't take his offered hand, and just looked down, with her eyes slightly moist, as if feeling quite guilty, “I didn't want to date anyone during my three years in high school.... So, whether it's a boy, a girl, or even a transvestite, I won't accept them"
“Mōshiwake arimasen” Then she even bowed in return, to make this drama super hit. It looks very serious.
"...Really." And Hachiman also seemed to be quite shocked, his dead-fish eyes also slightly widened, "That's right...learning is indeed important."
This boy seemed speechless. 'Why did she specifically add transvestite?'
'Ichinose also knows a lot, doesn't she?....even her theatre act has improved quite a bit....? Girls are really scary creatures...born with such natural ability to deceive people's hearts!'
"Then...can you just be ordinary friends with me?" It seemed like his voice was quite broken down, and forced himself to ask.
If the relationship fails, then just become normal friends.
"...Of course you can. Aren't we already friends? Hikigaya-kun——"
This is not the case.
Because they just exchanged contact info at most as the leaders of two classes. Still far from friends.
'But, with such a common experience, maybe I can also....make friends?'
Because true friends....even Hachiman doesn't think he would ever meet such a person.
Then he just turned around, "So, my occasion is over, do you want to use this platform?...I'm sorry for wasting your time," Hachiman said, this to the witness, who was here this whole time, and spying on them.
"Wha-ano, that..." Chihiro-chan wrote a love letter to Ichinose, hoping to express her desire to remove the other girl's bra, and fondle her tits.
After arriving, she was very happy to see Ichinose there, but 'that thing' was standing next to her future mate.
This made her nervous, wondering if... Ichinose was already dating. 'Do I have a mortal enemy?!
But, the reality....This boy named Hikigaya-kun was just like her, dreaming about playing with Ichinose outside.
Only, he was directly rejected.
The reason for Ichinose's refusal was... she wanted to study...And no matter who it is, she will refuse and focus on invading Hiyori's territory.
As a student, Learning is of course important. 'Ichinose-san’s grades are also quite outrageous!'
'So, if I confess my love now, will it also hinder Ichinose-san?'
"No, I don't want anything from you!”
With that said, Chihiro-chan turned around and ran away. She probably didn’t know how to deal with it, and because of facing this outcome...she even dissed Hachiman with some irritating words.
"Woah, so fast-" But, there was another girl, with pink hair in the corner, who seemed to be at loss.
Because I was just taking a selfie, but... then discovered that someone had come first...
As, a quiet girl, she decided to hide in the bushes.... but in the end, heard some incredible news. 'Hikigaya-kun confessed his love to Ichinose-san from Class B!'
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'Hikigaya-kun confessed his love to Ichinose-san from Class B, but then....it turned quite horrible' It failed!
Although, Sakura had no experience like this, she also knew that it would be embarrassing to continue staying here.
So, after a little consideration, when she noticed that Chihiro-chan had already blown away, Sakura also took her camera and left cautiously.
And there it is, Watching the back of Chihiro-chan leaving.
“.....” Hachiman.
"Huh..." Ichinose Honami breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you very much for today, Hikigaya-kun."
“I really didn't expect that you would...act in this way." 'Indeed, just like canon, I wanted the male protagonist, to become my partner, and then let Chihiro-chan go home...'
Only, Hikigaya-kun's plan is to take a step back and confess his love directly.
Then, all Ichinose needs to do is reject him and show that, it would be her stance if anyone decides to pursue her.
This also means, if Chihiro-chan does the same thing, she will also be ashamed.
In this way, Season 1's Love Confe-
But Hachiman opened his mouth, before I could finish typing, “This is just a delaying tactic, what if Shiranami still likes you after your three years of high school?"
“There is still an excuse to study, but after graduation.....
"...." It seems to make Ichinose's face look bitter. Very painful
If this drama continued, and then maybe her feelings grew even more excited.... So, tricky.
But, Ichinose then decided to escape from this world, “In three years, Chihiro-chan will definitely be able to find someone else!” It made Hachiman feel like, she was trying to console her own mind.
A trace of loneliness on her face that shouldn't be there, "...Because I am not such a good person, and definitely not worthy of her liking."
“….” Hachiman. 'What's going on?' The poor child was confused, with Ichinose's hateful speech.
Her face looked quite white, and lost in her own world. It's like self-enclosure.
This made Hachiman feel that the reason why she wanted to reject the confession of Chihiro-chan or others might not be simple like or dislike...
But a kind of self-denial buried deep in Ichinose's heart, and just when Hachiman wanted to explore.
She had already reclaimed her Angelic halo, which seemed to be wiping out his past sins, and making his heart feel calm, "I owe you another favor today, Hikigaya-kun."
“I hope to be promoted to Class A together with everyone, so I won't show any mercy during the battle!" Even though, the image of Ichinose who was kind, and harmless to both humans and animals, was restored, she was still quite fierce.
"But, Hikigaya-kun, is it really okay to do what you just did?" She wanted to end this matter here, but also cared about her victim's future school life.
"Because I just rejected...." Ichinose's face seemed very embarrassed. "You're...um, not hurt are you?" She tried to be gentle, as much as she could.
"That's just acting," Hachiman replied without wasting a second, "And I don't have those feelings for you!" This was his unique way to calm down, just blast the matter out. Save his face.
"Meow meow!" Ichinose found it quite incredible, she was also denied outright. It also makes her feel a little sad inside.
"Then, but if those words that you just confessed to me are spread-" She felt that it would cause trouble to poor Hikigaya-kun.
“....” Hachiman. He just stared at Ichinose in response.
''...Now that you know that it may cause trouble....that fake relationship at the beginning shouldn't even have a chance to originate?!'
In other words, Ichinose's confession this time is really difficult for him to deal with.
Just thinking about this, Hachiman's dark memories, came back...when he was forced to be alone.....near the vending machine.
'For example, if Hirata really declared his love to me...sigh... it will be really fucked up....'
If I refuse, he will think that someone of the same sex will never accept their confession.
“There was no one else here just now," Hachiman, who had already been accustomed to such tragedies in the past, became quite upright, and assured the girl who was looking at him worriedly, "Besides, I don't think Shiranami is the type of person, who likes to talk crap.”
“Hai, Hai!" Ichinose nodded, her chest bouncing up and down frantically, only her face was quite cute, and he didn't think this behaviour was insincere like a certain person from his own class, “Chihiro-chan is definitely not like that!"
"Then I'm relieved." In response, the boy seemed to take a small breath, as if feeling quite fatigued.
Only, no matter whether the confession is successful or failed, as long as it becomes a fait accompli, there is a risk of being spread and attracting everyone's attention.
Becomes a famous topic, among the teens that seemed to be quite curious
about such things.....
'Or being teased when both parties appear at the same time....
'Even the relationship between friends cannot be maintained. That's why, falling in love is really annoying...'
Hikigaya Hachiman doesn't crave such love. 'All I want is to find a rich woman, who's willing to support me and become a househusband!'
So, seeing that Ichinose was okay, he decided to leave this sacred place, that may have been dirtied by Chihiro-chan's perverted nature.
On the other hand, Ichinose said that she wanted to sit there and take a rest. 'It's really a hard thing to digest what I encountered today....'
Need a little space and time to vent her emotions. 'I can see this just by looking at Ichinose's face, because it was the same, when Kushida kicked the railing and cursed people to death!'
It’s just that Kushida is a bit violent, only, Hachiman raised his left hand.
This left hand was caught by that same girl, and felt something extraordinary!
Even though, it was stupidity of Kushida for using this rape method to seal his mouth.
It is undeniable.... what Ichinose said just now, it was similar to a confession, very impactful. 'But I also resisted, and some experience points are gained in advance!'
'Meaning, to a certain extent, this whole thing is Kushida’s fault!'
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Kushida-san, who was declared a criminal, returned to her dormitory, long ago.
As everyone's little angel, she is very popular, and the boys are also quite stupid.
Kushida-san certainly didn't like it when they actually wanted to take the opportunity to break her hymen,
but she also handled it very skillfully.
Took advantage of the fact that a girl was about to leave, and then she ran away with her.
Only, she just returned to the dormitory and found a message from Hikigaya Hachiman.
Asking her, if she knows any news about Chihiro Shiranami.
'This lesbian!' Of course Kushida knows her, she always interrupts her plan of making Ichinose join her empire.
But, she also knew that Hikigaya-kun probably met someone and then came to ask for information.
'In other words, did he encounter this girl's confession scene?' How interesting, Kushida curled her lips, and bit them gently.
'Hikigaya-kun, how come?...You always find such incredible things?' Although Kushida behaves like a little angel, she also admits that Ichinose from Class B, was just cheating in life, and just rubbed her nose flat on the ground.
'It's so humiliating!' She has more friends than me.... It's really...envious.
In this way, her mood turned quite bad, and became ready to leave her room to get some air. Just when she got to the corridor, Kushida saw the elevator had just opened.
"I don't know whose camera it is, okay?!” The girls seemed to have found a lost object. There were four people inside.
'From my own Class C, there are Karuizawa-san, Shinohara-san and Sato-san....'
'Then there is a girl from Class A... Oh, it's Kamuro-san!'
Kushida knew all of them, but they didn't know each other.
Shinohara was holding a camera, but Kamuro-san was just standing quietly in the corner.
And that pink.....
“.....” Kushida. 'Isn’t this Sakura-san’s camera?' She recognized it almost instantly.
However, probably because they wanted to know who the owner was, Shinohara pressed the damn thing.
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