Cooking in the Monster Shelter

Chapter 105 Forsaken Nursery Rhymes (13)

It’s no wonder that Belle deviates from the original plot and does something that looks extremely deviant, such as elopement. Brother Adam is really single by strength. The heinous things that this gentleman has done are countless, and all of them are unthinkable breaking the lower limit of human IQ. Being cuckold really deserves to be blamed.

As the successor of socialism, Lin even wanted to contribute to the country’s plan to return farmland to grassland, and to fertilize the prairie above him.

After finally coaxing the desperate beast, the group said goodbye to Belle and the hunter one by one, and continued to walk outside the forest.

Mingchuan explained the map one at a time: “When you are about to walk to the border of the forest, you will meet the Lettuce girl outside the tower. Once you bypass her hunt, you can reach the destination royal capital.”

Concubine Lin blinked, “Outside the tower? Can’t she leave the room?”

Lu Yinge didn’t understand, and asked, “Avoid the hunt? Can’t you head-on and kill her?”

These two voices sounded at the same time, and the difference in their concerns was clear at a glance.

Mingchuan explained patiently, and first responded to Lin Yu’s confusion: “Like the girls, Lettuce seems to have become fascinated by the prince, and was silently abandoned by the latter. She was heartbroken, mentally disordered, and escaped from Gao. Wandering around behind the tower.”

He paused for a moment, and then quietly answered Lu Yinge’s question: “Lettuce has a very strong hatred for all men. After meeting people, she will strangle them to death with her hair-her long hair was given magic by the witch. Not only can it be stretched freely, but it is also extremely strong, and even the blade and flame can’t hurt her at all. It is very difficult to defeat her, almost like a fantasy.”

As soon as his voice fell, a familiar thick male voice sounded beside him: “At this time, why don’t you ask the magic lamp god?”

The Aladdin’s magic lamp, which was carried by Lin Lin in his shoulder bag, appeared in smoke, and the Deng Shen drilled out through the extremely narrow gap between the zippers, embracing his hands, and the spring breeze glanced at everyone triumphantly.

Coincidentally, this one really comes from “A Arabian Nights”.

“Can’t you act on monsters of the same level?” Lin Yan smiled, and joked a little in her tone, “Why, Lord Deng is so expecting us to make the third wish?”

“I can’t help it, the gods have to rush for performance!” Deng Shen let out a wailing, his blue face wrinkled into a ball of crooked plasticine, “What’s more, I am a **** who is promoted by a human being, and his strength is weak. If I won’t get paid for a long time, I’m afraid I’ll have to drink Northwest Wind.”

Adam expressed confusion with a “whoop”: “God promoted by humans?”

“Don’t look at me like this,” he came, and floated to the side of the beast, “I used to be a king, the kind of loving husband and wife, sincere filial piety, and people living and working in peace.”

Adam was dumbfounded: “Really?”

“Of course! My queen is gentle and virtuous. When I was seriously ill, I discussed state affairs with the national teacher all night, and every day I went back to the room, I was so tired that my back was sore. My children know how to write gifts, and many of them are placed in the room. After taking my portrait and the paper man, it is said that I always keep in mind the achievements of my father; when I went to the royal family, the people smashed peaches and apples on me, why be so enthusiastic, after all, they are the fruits of their hard work, haha! ”

Concubine Lin was stunned.

She rarely froze for so long because of someone, and Djinn was probably the first one in the near future.

So, you really believe that the queen spends the night with the national teacher every day to simply “discuss state affairs”, instead of knitting a green hat for you with Qin Se and Ming Di? The portraits and paper figures in the room definitely exist for the purpose of piercing the villain, right? As for peaches and apples… would you hit this kind of thing on the forehead of someone you like? what? can you?

Faint Lord, this person is definitely a Faint Lord.

“Since you are so loved so much,” Adam was stunned, with eyes full of admiration for the little star, “Why have I never seen your portrait in a history book?”

The lamp **** coughed lightly, filled with righteous indignation: “Everything is the second prince’s fault! That stinky boy actually tried to rebel when I was seriously ill, and when I got angry, I just–”

He was heartbroken, clenched his hands into fists and slammed his chest, and even his voice began to tremble involuntarily: “He will be punishable by the Nine Clan.”

Adam nodded obediently: “Oh, what then?”

and many more.

Adam: “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh??”

Zhu and Zhu Nine Clans? Almost all members of the royal family are relatives of the prince, and as the emperor’s father… isn’t he the one who has the closest blood relationship with the prince?

In the words of the Jiu Clan, he is… I kill myself?

“When I realized that I was one of his nine tribes, I had already announced this decision to the world. I am embarrassed to withdraw it because of the good face.” As if to ease the embarrassment, Deng Shen awkwardly smiled and touched the back of his head, “and then The royal family has all had their heads cut off, and the country has been seized by ministers. Hey.”

“Eh hey” What a ghost! Don’t think that this sad and stiff smirk can cover up the sand sculpture stupid things you have done! This brawny man, who is no different from the hills, even smiled and spit out his tongue, telling you that it’s useless to be cute!

Lu Yinge was speechless, looked away from him and stopped looking at him. When he turned his head, he happened to have a profound look at Concubine Shang Lin.

Seeing him looking over, she moved a step to Lu Yinge’s side, her voice low: “The lamp **** seems to be stupid, maybe you can make good use of this…”

While she was talking, rustling footsteps came from the jungle not far away. Lin Yan exchanged glances with Lu Yinge, concentrating on her eyebrows and no longer speaking, looking in the direction where the sound came from.

In autumn, the vegetation is sparse, and the gentle and soft rays of the sun fall down with the fallen leaves, illuminating the lonely figure among the shadows of the trees.

It was a stubborn woman with a thin body that was almost malnourished, like a dry skeleton, faintly able to see the outline of the once majestic grace. The turbid green eyes are dim and gloomy, reminiscent of polluted and rotten water.

The long, dirty golden hair dragged straight to the ground, not knowing how long it had not been cleaned, and turned into a weird lock of knots. Decayed branches and leaves, semi-solidified soil, and even insect corpses are all mixed in, and the whole body exudes an aura of corruption and decadence, and it has nothing to do with the word “beauty”.

This is the lettuce girl.

Or, the famous Rapunzel.

Except for the two characteristics of long hair and being a woman, there is nothing similar to the original.

“Why did the prince abandon me alone in the forest?” She faintly looked around at the four people, and her voice was like the song of a dying bird, “I love him so much, in order to be with him, I even killed my godmother and escaped. The tower, but why did he leave without saying goodbye and leave without saying a word?”

As she said, she suddenly increased the volume, and her sharp howling started to start a bird: “Liar, men are all liars! I’m going to kill you!”

As the lettuce girl roared loudly, the thick, long blond hair behind the woman began to wriggle forward gradually like a water snake, floating in mid-air at the same time.

The thick and lush long hair spread and grew rapidly, and for a while, it even covered the pours of sunlight, as if the flood broke through the dam, and swallowed the sky and covered the sun.

“Those hairs are as hard as iron wires. If they are entangled by them… they will be strangled alive.” The memories of the past swarmed, and Ming Chuan subconsciously stood in front of Lin Hao, and categorically concluded, “The only way now is Escape, if you are lucky, you might be able to save your life.”

He said before that the lettuce girl’s hair is indestructible, and even the flames can’t hurt it. However, it is eccentric and possesses extremely powerful lethality. Its swift speed and sharp material are hard to resist, just like steel needles swept over the sky.

As long as these hairs remain, lettuce can never be defeated.

Concubine Lin dodges a few strands of long hair, and squints at the lamp **** quickly: “Your Majesty, I don’t need you to kill her. The wish of’lettuce to become a big bald’ is not too much? Can it be realized? ”

“This wish is obviously too much!”

Deng Shen waved his hand repeatedly: “Impossible. Not to mention making her bald in an instant, even’lettuce has a pimple’ can’t be achieved. I can’t deal with guys of the same level. This is the rule. Can’t change it.”

“Back!”

When the long hair rushed at lightning speed, it carried a violent cold wind. Its speed is unbelievably fast, and at the speed of ordinary humans, there is no time to dodge it. Seeing that the blonde was about to touch Mingchuan who was standing in the forefront, Lu Yinge stepped forward and pushed the boy away, pulling out his dagger to block the crowd.

The lettuce girl’s offensive was fierce, her thick and long hair seemed to be endless, and she gathered around Lu Yinge in no time.

The hair that was close at hand kept squirming, faintly emitting a smell of blood and garbage mixed, reminiscent of some kind of huge and dirty worm. He clenched the dagger in his hand, slashed before using his entire strength to swing the knife, and finally cut off a piece of hair, and soon new ones grew.

The cold and greasy long hair climbed up the young man’s ankles, calves and arms a little bit, Lu Yinge did not stop the slashing motion in his hand, nor turned his head to look at the other people behind him, just raised his voice, still using surly commands. Tone: “Go!”

“What, what to do!” As a really stupid fake otaku, Adam had seen such a posture, his ears were dangling, and the whimper of wild beasts from his throat was anxious. “There are these. With the hair blocked outside, we can’t even get close to her, let alone knock down the woman. But it’s too unjust to leave now, he is to protect us…”

He muttered endlessly, and inadvertently raised his eyes to look at Lin Jia, only to find that the other party raised his eyes thoughtfully.

Then he raised his mouth at this critical moment and smiled at him: “Who said we can’t get close to her?”

Adam did not react to her meaning, staring blankly at her; Ming Chuan seemed to realize something, and was uncommonly lost. He frowned and wanted to grab her wrist: “Sister, no!”

But his movements were a bit slow after all.

“Dengshen, in exchange for the wish of’lettuce to become a big bald head’, my last wish is—”

The Djinn never returned to the Arad magic lamp, so when Lin Ma made a wish, he didn’t need too many tedious summoning procedures. She spoke very fast, leaving almost no chance for others to react, and she said: “Move to Girl Lettuce in an instant.”

Blindly attacking lettuce ignore her most prominent weakness-without long hair around her to protect her, she is just a thin, ordinary girl.

Although her full-length hair can extend indefinitely, it grows outward from the end of the hair. The longer the hair stretches, the farther away from her position; if the body is suddenly attacked, the speed of support will naturally increase. slow. Their only way now is to reach each other in an instant, and then deal with her in one fell swoop when the long hair didn’t have time to come.

What’s more, the situation on Lu Yinge’s side was not too good, and she didn’t have time to wait any longer.

When the lamp **** heard the words, he laughed: “Okay!”

The man’s voice was as thick as a bell, and the lingering sound around his ears had not disappeared. With just a blink of an eye, the scene Lin saw was completely changed.

The woman who was as thin as a piece of paper was close at hand, and she could even feel the coldness of her body. As if to feel someone appear behind him, lettuce quickly turned around with a grim complexion.

She reacted quickly, and Lin Yu’s reaction was even faster.

Before lettuce looked up to see her appearance, Lin Hao raised her hand with a quick and ruthless hand knife, which steadily landed on the back of the opponent’s neck.

After a muffled grunt, all of her long hair with her teeth and claws fell to the ground, like a broken iron wire; Lettuce closed her eyes and sank to the ground, raised her eyes with the last lucid consciousness, and handed Lin Yan a surprised and resentful eye knife.

After the battle was overwhelmed by surprise, Lin Lin automatically ignored this look, ignored the girl lettuce who was lying on the ground, and turned her attention to several other people: “Are you okay?”

“They are okay, but you are okay.”

Deng Shen’s voice was much lower than before, and he also brought some imperceptible smiles. When the dark blue pupils stared straight at Lin Ma, the calm and oppressive feeling made him not angry and pretentious, with a solemn and solemn expression, “All three wishes have been fulfilled. Next, it is my turn to ask you for compensation. .”

Ming Chuan didn’t think too much about taking a step forward and guarding Lin Yan behind him: “I may have wished, and I will bear all the costs.”

Lu Yinge finally took the piles of hair away. Before he could dislike the feeling of being sticky and messy, he drew his dagger and pointed at the blue giant with a bad face: “Don’t mess around, otherwise…you have to pay the price. That person is you.”

The two of them were close to rivals, but Lin Yan herself did not appear to be too nervous. Instead, she smiled silently and fleetingly.

She was silent for a long while, and then she said with a long thought: “God of lamp, I have a question that I don’t understand.”

Dengjin smiled mercifully and forgave her last struggle: “You said.”

Lin Yu seemed to nod her head obediently, and her eyes flashed through the excitement and cunning that the strategy was about to succeed: “The wish to’telegate behind lettuce’ was obtained by one-on-one exchange with’lettuce to become a big bald’. Equivalent exchange How can the things that come be counted as new wishes I made with you?”

Yes, this wish is exchanged for the same value.

Deng Shen was stunned for a moment: “But your wish of’lettuce to become a big bald’ did not pay the price!”

Lin Yan didn’t mean to be ashamed at all, and continued to bluff: “But that wish has not been fulfilled at all! Why do I have to pay the price?”

Seeing that Deng Shen’s expression became more and more tangled, she quickly answered the conversation and pursued it with victory: “Think about it, because the first wish cannot be fulfilled and does not require compensation, it is a free item. I exchanged it with a free item at the equivalent The other thing, since they are of equal value, the second wish is of course free.”

This time, not only was the Deng God completely confused, but Lu Yinge also stiffened bloodlessly.

This girl won’t be crazy, right? What is exchanged and what is realized is simply illogical sophistry. How could anyone listen to such fallacies and fallacies?

If she could bluff the lamp god, he would eat the Aladdin lamp on the spot.

Deng God rolled his eyes up in a daze, and suddenly realized: “You, you, you, what you said seems to make sense.”

…This guy really believes it! Hey! You have failed too much as a god! Is the IQ sent by charging the phone bill?

Lin Yan squinted and smiled, and cast a provocative and triumphant gaze at Lu Yinge, who was full of shock.

When she heard “the price must be paid after the three wishes”, the rudimentary form of this rhetoric faintly appeared in her mind. This was originally just a wild brain, but when chatting with the Deng Shen before, Lin Yu found in amazement that not only did this big dark blue guy look not very clever, but his brain was really really very unwieldy.

If I don’t take advantage of this a bit, I feel a little sorry for myself.

“Wait, let me stroke it.”

Deng Shen thought his head hurt, and repeated it with a bitter face: “Well, the second wish was in exchange for the first wish, but your first wish was not fulfilled, so you should not ask for payment… but it’s not right. Ah, mine has indeed fulfilled your three wishes!”

“Is this my fault?”

Lin Yan sighed: “It’s your problem! In the final analysis, it is still because you are not strong enough to realize all our wishes. If the wish of’lettuce to become a big bald’ can easily become a reality, we Are you still in such an awkward situation?”

This woman not only shirks all the responsibilities she should bear, she also dumped all the pot to others! I beg you to be your own person, the eyes of the Deng God are already red, right? They are definitely red! He was about to cry because he blamed himself!

“Yes, I’m sorry, it’s all my fault!”

Deng Shen took a deep breath, and finally realized that something was wrong after apologizing, and he hesitated in a low voice: “I read less, you…you are not lying to me, are you?”

“How can I lie to you?”

Lin Yu swears, and the dark pupils reflect the light of justice: “I am teaching you to use logical reasoning to think about problems. As a lamp god, you must learn logical thinking, otherwise, if you are sold one day, you will be happy in the end. How bad it would be to count the money for others.”

Oh my God, what she said is so reasonable and logical, and it is impossible to refute it. The most important thing is that Concubine Lin is still thinking of him up to this moment, not allowing him to be bullied by those bad guys with ghosts—how could there be such a kind human being in the world!

Deng Shen nodded hurriedly, his small eyes flashed with great wisdom: “You are so kind. I learned it, thank you!”

Lu Yinge:…

This is the situation now, okay! In the end, you are exactly the same as what she said. You were grateful to help count the money when you were sold! Give him back to him the short-lived touch before, give it back to him!

Unexpectedly, he would be saved by Concubine Lin one day, Lu Yinge was ashamed and annoyed.

The previous captain was cautious, steady and outstanding, and he has always been a role model he admired. Since this little-known girl took over as the captain, he subconsciously regarded it as an imaginary enemy of the same power and vowed to frustrate her prestige.

But today–

The young man was unwilling, and when he gritted his teeth and glanced at Concubine Lin, he happened to see her let out a sigh of relief.

Deng Shen returned to the magic lamp dizzyly and began to shut herself down, and she finally got rid of the straight and strong look before, and lightly lowered her eyelashes. It wasn’t until then that Lu Yinge realized that Concubine Lin had been clenching his hands tightly into fists. At this moment, he finally relaxed and started to move his fingers stiffly.

This is a life and death bet.

It was not at all as relaxed and wanton as she showed, she didn’t know whether that remark could deceive the Deng Shen, so she was also secretly nervous.

……After all, he’s still a fool.

“You almost died, do you know?” Lu Yinge stepped forward and walked to her, his tone was full of ferocious, impatience, “If the lamp **** is smarter and sees through your logical game directly, you will It’s over!”

Concubine Lin raised his eyes and looked at him with a smile but a smile: “Well, first weigh the drawbacks carefully, and then cry with the corpse of a werewolf?”

Lu Yinge was choked.

“In short, you are not allowed to do such dangerous things in the future. If you have to use your life as a bet, as long as I’m still a day, you won’t be able to come.” He glared at her harshly, adding to his tone, “If you If you mess up, I’ll, I’ll—”

He started to squat when he said that, as if he didn’t know what kind of cruel words should be said to Lin Hao. Seeing the person’s cheeks gradually flushed with crimson, Concubine Lin held back a smile and asked him, “How about you?”

“I—I’m angry!”

Lu Yinge’s expression was fierce and vicious when he spoke, but his tone was discouraged in the middle, showing no confidence. Just as Lin Yun wanted to smile with him, suddenly a strong arm flashed in front of her eyes, and got closer and closer, finally staying on her right cheek.

——Lu Yinge took out a Band-Aid from his pocket, and hurriedly put it on a tiny, imperceptible blood mark cut by Lin Hao’s hair.

He moves very fast, probably rarely in such a posture, his arms and body are stiff like a malfunctioning robot. After putting the band-aid in less than three seconds, he quickly moved his hand away as if an electric shock.

Then he turned and left with an awkward and flushed face.

“So, you came to me… actually to give this?” Lin Yu groped for the outline of the band-aid, took out the small mirror from the bag, until then, did not forget to tease him, “I want to send something straight. Just say it, why pretend to be so fierce.”

Lu Yinge’s eyes twitched slightly: “Shut up.”

“Huh,” Lin Lin’s voice with a smile sounded behind her, her voice rising loudly, “This time it is actually a pink cherry blossom band-aid.”

It was the style chosen by Tuantuan, but he was embarrassed, so he had to carry it in his pocket. Lu Yinge’s ears became hotter, and he increased the volume: “Shut up! Mouth!”

After a long time, he spoke softly again like a compromise, and reluctantly added: “This time I owe you a favor…that, um, thanks.”

The author has something to say:

The part with the Deng Shen is a stalk hhh