Cooking in the Monster Shelter

Chapter 100 Forsaken Nursery Rhymes (8)

Concubine Lin looked at the uncle with white beard who fell on the ground and kept begging for mercy, and at Mingchuan, who was close at hand with a gloomy look.

Not long ago, the ignorant and shy boy grew into a straight and slender boy in a blink of an eye. She lifted her head in surprise and gestured with her hands for the height difference between them: “You have grown so much taller! I must look up.” I can talk to you with my head.”

Ming Chuan lowered his eyes to meet her, and seemed to smile: “After all, it has been two years since we last met-you are still the same as you remembered, there is no change at all.”

Everything here is just a fragment of Mingchuan’s incoherent memory, Lin Hao and his timeline are not connected. In her and Lu Yinge’s eyes, time has only passed by less than an hour, but for Ming Chuan, it is countless days and nights that cycle and are dominated by nightmares.

He was bullied and abused in an orphanage in reality. At night, he managed to calm down, but he had to face countless unreasonable demons and ghosts alone, experiencing death over and over again in his dreams. The vast majority of ordinary people will definitely collapse in the middle. It makes people feel uncomfortable to think about how he perseveres in solitude.

Lu Yinge greeted him briefly, keeping his eyes on Ming Chuan’s left hand.

He wore a long-sleeved shirt under his jacket, and the wide and long sleeves were not rolled up, but slumped softly on the back of his hand. Going down the cuffs, you can see an unknown object that is full of gold and resembles a long-mouthed pot.

Perceiving the other’s gaze, Mingchuan also looked down at the small and exquisite golden pot, and explained lightly: “This is Aladdin’s magic lamp. Three wishes can be realized in total.”

He said that his eyelashes quivered slightly, and he seemed to hesitate: “This time…you are able to show up because I made a wish to it.”

Concubine Lin smiled: “Do you miss us?”

“I just want to try the power of the magic lamp.”

A touch of crimson quickly bit the young man’s ears, Mingchuan refocused his gaze on a corner of the ground, and added with a very small voice: “Even if you come anyway, you will definitely disappear without warning like before… Whether it appears or not, the ending is not bad.”

The two of them have disappeared twice in front of Mingchuan for no reason. Until then, Lin Hao realized the fact that she was so sober–

In Ming Chuan’s eyes, her and Lu Yinge’s identities were a mystery, and their appearance remained the same after several years, completely incompatible with normal human settings. He must treat them as illusions that only exist in dreams, no different from those monsters.

But she couldn’t tell Mingchuan the truth, so she could only choose to avoid it. He is only fifteen years old, and the current situation is tragic enough, if he knew that he would die inexplicably in a few years…

That’s terrible.

“I’m carrying a bag, so let’s put the lamp in the bag first.”

Concubine Lin forced herself not to think about it, and took the Aladdin’s magic lamp handed by Mingchuan: “Can it really achieve any wish?”

“The wish made to the magic lamp cannot be directly related to other fairy tale characters.”

Mingchuan patiently explained in a low voice: “The two belong to the same level, and the magic lamp does not have the authority to directly manipulate them; and according to the lamp god, the person who makes the third wish must pay the corresponding bargaining chip-the specific bargaining chip What is it, he didn’t tell me.”

“Oh.”

Concubine Lin nodded, and pointed her finger at the uncle white beard lying on the ground: “What’s the matter with this one?”

“He is Lenkron who imprisoned the princess in “Old Hanlenkron”. He is known for his white beard and cunning and vicious personality. Once caught by him, he will be locked in a small house and broken down with a knife.”

Even when he recalled the scene when he was brutally murdered, he still kept his expression numb, and his dark eyes were deeply embedded in his eye sockets motionless, as if the little things that had nothing to do with him came out of his mouth.

His narration was fluent and cold, but before he finished speaking, Ming Chuan suddenly widened his eyes and stopped uttering–

Lin Yu put the magic lamp in her bag, and took out an oval strawberry toffee from the bag. After peeling off the paper shell in two ways, she stuffed the candy in while Mingchuan was still talking. In his mouth.

At this moment, the boy’s tough and indifferent shell finally quietly faded, revealing a little ignorance and shyness that should be at this age. He didn’t speak any more, stood there almost at a loss, and blinked blankly. At the same time, the flush on the roots of his ears quickly spread to his cheeks, dyeing the whole person into white and rosy peaches.

The taste of strawberry toffee is fresh and rich. The sweet and sour taste blends perfectly with the milky aroma, and the sweetness and nourishment factor burst like a virus. In the sweet fragrance that filled his body, he heard Lin Yu whispered: “Unpleasant memories, don’t force yourself to remember.”

She paused for a moment, and then increased her tone: “If you can, don’t act so calmly-with your elder brothers and sisters, you can act coquettishly or complain.”

Ming Chuan’s back stiffened visibly.

During the day, the orphanage was panicked, and the people around us spent all the time in pain and panic. Children of the same age were more anxious than him, and the so-called elders were full of ghosts; dreams at night experienced reincarnation indefinitely, normal humans only have He is one, and the rest are hopeless murderous demons and ogre beasts, and it is even more unlikely that there will be a person to talk to.

If he wants to live, he can only exclude everyone else from his world, relying on his own thin strength to grit his teeth every day. The word “coquetry” is too far away, and it sounds like it belongs to another. The vocabulary of a world.

But Concubine Lin told him word by word that by their side, he had the right to behave like a baby-even for an inferior person like him.

Ming Chuan pursed his lips and raised his head, his gaze coincided with Lin Hao’s eyes. As far as he could see, there was Lu Yinge whose ears were tightly covered by her.

The young man with gray-black ears reprimanded impatiently: “Your idiot’s lines are over, let me go!”

Lin Yan ignored him, still looking at Mingchuan’s direction: “Because this guy will definitely say that I am numb, so before comforting you, he just plugged his ears.”

After she finished speaking, she let go, and continued to tease with a chuckle: “I gave Mingchuan candy as a gift for the meeting. What have you prepared, Brother Lu Yinge? Or let him touch his ears. It’s light and affectionate.”

“I’m pooh, old—I bit you to death!”

Adhering to the good habit of using civilized language in front of the children, Lu Yinge swallowed the “Laozi” who had blurted out into his stomach. He looked super invincible and impatient at the cosmic level, but when he looked at Mingchuan, his ears wobbled leisurely.

Lu Yinge’s face was cold, “reluctant” was written all over his body, his tone was stiff: “Hey, do you want to touch it?”

Concubine Lin sighed beside her.

Ming Chuan’s face turned redder.

He was piecing together in his brain that was about to be scrapped, and finally squeezed out a complete sentence: “No, no need…that, in fact, when we first met, I wanted to ask, what kind of animal is Brother Yin Ge?”

Lu Yinge just wanted to blurt out “It’s a wolf”, unexpectedly seeing Lin Hao’s meaningful eyes.

She told him half-jokingly before that Ming Chuan was deeply poisoned by “Little Red Riding Hood” since he was a child, and was killed so many times by that wolf. Maybe she had a very strong sense of fear and subconscious rejection of the wolf tribe group.

If he tells his true identity, he might scare the child.

Lu Yinge:…

Lu Yinge squeezed an extremely reluctant smile from the corner of his mouth, his dry voice was like a fingernail across a blackboard, with endless vicissitudes and sadness: “It’s a Western and Siberian Husky.”

Concubine Lin couldn’t help it, and laughed out loud.

Father’s love is like a mountain and the ground is cracked, and a song “Father” is dedicated to the classmate Lu Yinge who sacrificed for love.

Ming Chuan stared in astonishment at the wagging ears above his head and the furry tail wagging from side to side: “I thought it was a wolf… You look alike, and your ears and tail are almost exactly the same.”

Lu Yinge’s facial features were distorted, his voice trembled, and finally he couldn’t help but burst out: “Ahhhhh, yes, it’s a wolf! Aooooooooo, super fierce and terrifying! Touch your ears, huh? Can you touch it? Or do you think The tail is more comfortable?”

If you say it like this, you don’t feel fierce at all! How can you praise yourself so much? Also, when praying for Mingchuan to touch your ears, please don’t make the lines as horrible as if you want to chop off other children’s ears!

“The closest monster to us should be the giant from “Jack and the Beanstalk”. Since you want to clear all the monsters, it should be the most convenient to start with him. He is so powerful that his body cannot be destroyed by a blade. It is very physical. It’s hard to beat. What’s even more tricky is that you can smell the human breath from a few hundred meters away, so as to achieve accurate positioning. Once you are entangled by him, it is difficult to escape.”

Mingchuan stood on the bank of a green lake, and in front of him was a spacious river with no bottom. He is much more mature than he was two years ago, his slender eyelashes cast a dark shadow, and he couldn’t see what he was thinking: “The giant lives in a castle across the river. To get close to him, he must pass a wooden bridge across the river. ”

Lu Yinge looked around: “But I didn’t see any bridges.”

“It’s me.” He answered quickly, his tone unchanged, “The giant can’t swim. In order to prevent him from chasing after him, I cut the wooden bridge long ago-but even so, he does it most of the time. I will still cross the river successfully.”

Lin Yu asked curiously: “Why?”

“A wooden boat will appear on the river from time to time. Sometimes it’s lucky, and you won’t see him until the end of the dream. If the luck is bad–”

As if in response to this passage, before Mingchuan’s voice fell, an unusually tall figure appeared on the other side of the river.

The river channel is very wide, so only a vague shadow can be seen. The giant appeared to be three meters tall, with long hands and feet, and his strong muscles reflected the light brown color of wheat in the sun. He seemed to be extremely angry. His hands kept beating his chest, and his mouth was thunderous. Roar.

And not far from him, a small wooden boat was swaying, slowly coming from the end of the river.

“Okay. We’ve seen the bad luck situation with our own eyes.” Lin Yu took the stubbornly. “But there are some ugly characters here. There should be a problem with the wooden boat too? Wouldn’t the two of them fight each other? ?”

Ming Chuan seemed to sigh: “He has a special way to break the game, maybe it’s… fools have silly blessings?”

The huge crowd stepped on the wooden boat, not knowing if it was an illusion, and the whole boat swayed along with it.

He didn’t pay attention to this little detail. The copper bell-like Catzlan’s big eyes stared at the three prey on the opposite bank-one of them cut down the wooden bridge in front of his house not long ago, this time not only for hunting food , Or for revenge.

He is huge, and his weight is amazing. The wooden boat carried such an unbearable weight of life, and it was unscathed, as it slowly rowed towards the other side of the river as before.

The river is wide, and if he continues to move slowly at this speed, by the time he reaches the opposite bank, the humans will probably be gone.

The giant was waiting impatiently. Suddenly a stranger yelled anxiously beside him. He turned his head and saw that he was a sweaty middle-aged boatman: “Oh, oh! The weight of the boat has exceeded the ship’s capacity. Maximum, it can’t hold on anymore!”

The boatman frowned and snapped out a bunch of completely unreasonable lines: “This is a magical boat. For it, health, love, tact, talent, money, honor, integrity, these qualities all belong to A kind of weight. They greatly increase your own weight. If you want to prevent the ship from sinking, you must choose one and throw it away quickly. It’s time to make a choice, young man, which one do you want to abandon?”

This is the story of “Seven Packs”.

Up to this point, everything went very smoothly.

In this story, the boatman belongs to the role of “host” and has absolute control. With a little pity, he looked at the dumbfounded giant beside him, thinking about what the latter would give up.

In the past experience, most people choose to abandon “integrity”, and the boatman will walk the plot over and over again in a regular manner, turn around and return when the wooden boat is halfway, and say the classic lines that made countless people raise their fists: “Since you have given up your integrity, why do I have to abide by the agreement? I said I will send you to the other side, do you really believe it?”

As for those who choose other options, the boatman will deprive them of a certain good quality in their lives as promised, and exchange one quality for a chance to survive. This is not a loss-making business.

He was so free, quietly holding the oars in his hand to look at the giant, unexpectedly, instead of showing a panic but confused expression, the latter smiled, showing the big yellow fangs in his mouth.

The giant is gasping like a cow, and the sound is no different from the roar of the wild beasts. The roughness is mixed with malicious grinning: “I hate this kind of oblique routines in my life.

Boatman:?

Before the boatman could react, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a round fist rushing towards him. He couldn’t dodge, was beaten to stare at Venus, and at the same time, his fingers were relentlessly and forcefully broken apart——

The giant snatched the oars from him.

The boatman seemed to understand a little bit, what the big guy was going to do next.

“Why do you want to throw away what is on me? I think the guy who takes up the most space is you!”

Accompanied by unreasonable words and domineering laughter, the giant stretched out his free right hand and grabbed the boatman’s collar, and lifted the whole man–

Immediately he threw him into the icy river water in autumn.

What the **** is this.

This guy doesn’t follow the routine at all.

Lu Yinge on the shore was stunned by the operation, but Ming Chuan first opened his mouth to break the silence. He couldn’t hear any emotions in his tone: “This is “Seven Luggage”. Auntie told us when she told this story that the boat passengers are the best. The best option is to throw the boatman directly into the water. The life or death of others is not important, and you can’t let yourself suffer anyway.”

“That big guy is coming over soon.” Lu Yinge glanced at Lin Yan, “What shall we do?”

“First rule out the escape. Even if you run for a while, you will be chased to the end of the world. It’s better to solve him now.”

Lin Hui smiled slightly and raised her brows towards Mingchuan: “How many wishes have you made to the magic lamp in total?”

“Once.” Ming Chuan frowned slightly, “but the giant and the wooden ship are in the same order as it, and the magic lamp can’t directly take effect on them.”

Whether it is “killing the giant” or “making the wooden boat sink to the bottom”, Aladdin’s magic lamp has no power to make it come true. Lin Jia knew this well, and smiled softly: “Since these monsters can’t be killed directly… Then we can create another monster that can kill them.”

Mingchuan was slightly stunned: “Another monster?”

Lu Yinge did not speak. As long as he heard her tone, he knew that this guy had a new idea again.

Concubine Lin can always think of many weird ways to deal with the enemy. The most overwhelming thing is that she will choose the most dramatic among them and the one that can play with the other party the most. It can be described as full of bad water, for fear of the world. Not messy.

For some reason, he was a little worried about the giant who was rowing over.

The giant’s boating speed is very slow.

Before today, he had never personally touched the oars, so his movements at this moment were awkward as if his arms were cramping. Because he couldn’t master the skills, even if he tried his best to dance his hands, the wooden boat could only glide on the river at a speed comparable to that of a tortoise.

He was full of irritation, but fortunately, the humans on the other side of the river didn’t mean to run away, but stood motionless as if watching a play. No matter how slowly they advance, the distance between them is getting closer and closer.

Seeing that he had already traveled two-thirds of the distance, before the giant had had time to open his mouth triumphantly, he was so frightened by the sudden change that he took a breath of cold air——

The originally calm and silent river suddenly made a loud bang. When he followed the sound, he saw a blond young man leaning out of the water half of his body, with a weird smile on his face and his eyes unblinking. Staring at him.

Then the young man slowly spoke, and his right hand placed in the water suddenly lifted up, lifting a life-size human-shaped gold nugget: “Oh! Boatman, you just fell into the river. Is this the golden boatman?”

This is “The Woodman and Hermes” in Aesop’s fables. It is called “Golden Axe and Silver Axe” by a more popular name.

This fable is well-known to every family, but it is a pity that Mr. Giant does not know anything about it.

Giant: Slowly hit a question mark.

Although the temptation of gold is indeed hard to resist, he knows clearly that if this large group of hard gold nuggets is thrown on the boat, the already fragile plank will most likely be smashed out of a big hole, and he will fall into the water as a result.

So the giant rarely rejected the benefits that were delivered to the door, and answered honestly: “No.”

Hermes nodded intently, and his left hand, which had been hanging down in the water, suddenly lifted up, unexpectedly raising a silver-clad dummy: “Then, isn’t it this silver boatman?”

His contrived tone seemed to be performing some kind of sacred ritual, which sounded terribly unbeatable. The giant has no patience to deal with it, and whispered in a bad tone: “It’s none of mine! Fuck away, don’t disturb me on my way!”

“Since these two are neither, then what you dropped just now must be…”

Hermes was completely immersed in his own script, and ignored the other side’s unpleasant look at all. He was in a good mood, humming a small song and threw the two dummies into the water, then raised his hands from the river at the same time, and brought out a middle-aged man with a blank face: “It’s this carbon-based boatman, right!”

The huge man and the wet chicken noodles looked at each other, and the corner of the giant’s eyes twitched.

What the **** is this guy who came out of the water inexplicably going to make? Not only saved the boatman, but also used two gold and silver dummy dummies to play tricks on him…Could it be that he was with the boatman?

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, the giant has never been played like this before, and immediately furious, shouting: “Yes, yes! This person is what I threw down, what do you want!”

He was ready for the war, but the tense atmosphere that expected the rain in Zhongshan to come and wind all over the building did not appear.

The weird young man who emerged from the water was obviously provoked, but instead of showing an expression of resentment or fear, he actually curled his eyebrows with satisfaction and smiled with great relief: “Yes, yes. Facing the gold and silver treasures. Temptation, you can still stick to your original intention and never forget your integrity. There are not many people like you. In order to reward your character–”

Hearing this, the giant had faintly felt something wrong. Without expression, he staggered his gaze away from Hermes and moved to the cheeks of the people on the shore.

The little girl in the middle smiled happily, and she didn’t forget to raise her right hand and wave to him.

Hermes raised his thumb in a sincere feeling, and raised his eyebrows with an aura.

The giant heard him very slowly, every word was wrapped in his tongue, and then he said in a deep voice: “I will give you all these three people! Get rich overnight, don’t thank me too much!”

giant:?

giant:? ? ?

“Wait! You stop me!!!”

The giant called out the dolphin sound, but Hermes did not give him the opportunity to refuse at all. Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by another louder and harsher rumbling–

Those three things of the same height and the same size, as expected, appeared on the wooden boat in a flash.

The click sound was not only the sound of a cracked wooden board, but also the sound of his small heart breaking.

The giant once naively thought that he was anti-routine enough.

Unexpectedly, Dao is one foot high and the devil is one foot high. The longest road he has traveled in his life is actually the routine of the **** on the shore.

——From the moment the wet, disgusting young man appeared, he was destined to be played with applause.

Shipwreck, cold water, people struggling, and an unknown lyrical piece that floated from the shore at some unknown time.

If the giant lives in the modern era, he will be able to instantly hear the song called “myheartwillgoon” that is slowly overflowing from Lin Yu’s phone, which is selected from the famous shipwreck disaster movie, “Titanic”.

The gurgling sound of water gradually filled the ears. When the whole body was almost sinking into the water, the giant exhausted all his strength and put his right hand out of the water.

Amidst the cascading waves, a sturdy **** stood up tremblingly, perfectly interpreting what is “the strongest emotion in life and death”. At the same time, the music gradually reached its peak, and the poignant and graceful female voice sounded incomparably: “Andmyheartwillgoonandon (my heart is eternal)——”

May there be no routines and anti routines in heaven, Amen.

The author has something to say:

The cultivation system is great! (Dangerous speech) Thank you to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution during 2019-12-1323:10:16～2019-12-1508:57:56

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: Ye Zhimu, the seventh day of July, and Yu Xiaoxiao 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Pan Ranran; 18 bottles of Mousefion; 2 bottles of Anweishan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!