Cambrian’s Emporium of Everything (Multiple Settings)

Commission

Themes: Rough Sex, Fucked Silly, Breeding

Summary: In which a thief manages to infiltrate Castle Hyrule in search of riches. Instead he finds something much better.

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Castle Hyrule. A literal fortress of stone and awe-inspiring architecture. One would assume it would be rather secure. Practically impregnable even. One would be wrong. The Hyrulians were a peaceful people, and this was exemplified by the somewhat lackluster Castle Guards. Put simply, while they were technically at their posts and if anyone had tried to get in through the front door, they wouldn't have succeeded… that was about it.

As such, nobody sees the shadowy figure slip into Castle Hyrule in broad daylight, managing to sneak all the way past the different sets of guards and into the fortress' innermost courtyard without being detected. His intentions seem to be that of a thief, given the way he's dressed and the silence of his steps. He's aiming for finding a way into the Castle proper, perhaps to plunder it's treasury, or make off with a valuable painting or tapestry.

However, before the mystery man can make it into the Castle Proper, he finds himself stopping at a most peculiar… and engaging sight. There, out in the innermost courtyard, is another figure entirely. Not a guard, even if all he can see is the back profile. None of the Castle Guards are nearly as… stacked. Nor are they women to begin with.

No, this short figure is dressed in the regal attire of a noble. Not just a noble… she's dressed like royalty. From behind, all that can be made out is the golden color of her hair and the full roundness of her large bottom, which is only accentuated by the high heels she's wearing.

The thief is silent as a mouse when he's focused on the mission and not distracted by a sizably fat ass. Alas, as he takes an unconscious step towards the regally dressed figure, he's not quite so focused anymore. In fact, he's so distracted that he steps on a twig, snapping it in two and alerting the other person in the inner courtyard to his presence.

Whipping around, Princess Zelda's eyes go wide at the sight of him. Having skimmed off of her lessons yet again, the young woman was hiding from her tutors out in the courtyard, while peeking through the window to be able to see them coming so she could sneak more effectively.

Now though, upon seeing an intruder in the Castle with her, all thoughts of continuing to evade her tutors flee from Zelda's mind, the Princess instead staring at the man mere feet away from her in abject shock.

"W-Wha… who are you?! How did you get past the guards?"

Meanwhile, the thief… well, he doesn't have an answer for her. Mostly because he's far too focused on her tits. The Princess of Hyrule is a short stack, plain and simple. Not only does she have a huge ass and wide hips, but she also has the largest pair of tits that he's ever seen. There's no denying that Princess Zelda is ALL woman in spite of her height, especially with a body like that.

It doesn't help that when she whips around, her titanic tits bounce and jiggle all over the place too, barely contained by a couple of thin strips of fabric. Frankly, it doesn't help that she's dressed so skimpily in general. It's obviously the current high fashion, the sort of thing all the noblewomen are wearing, so of course a Princess has to be wearing it too. But it nevertheless borders on scandalizing and inappropriate, and it has the thief's mouth watering at the sight.

Princess Zelda, innocent in many ways as she might be, is not unaware of the object of this mysterious stranger's attention. She gulps nervously upon realizing she's all alone here with him. Belatedly, she tries to back away, only to immediately hit the stone ledge behind her, leaving her to gulp nervously as the man approaches her.

"W-Wait. Please-!"

Ziiiiiiip~

Zelda squeaks and closes her eyes, only to feel something long, thick, and hot suddenly bury itself between the valley of her breasts. She'd thought she was going to be attacked truth be told… but instead, when she opens her eyes, the short stack of a Princess finds something else happening. 

The thief has pulled out his cock rather than an actual weapon and shoved it up between the short stack Princess' huge tits and massive cleavage. Because of just how short Zelda is in comparison, he doesn't even have to force her to her knees. She's the perfect height for him to just step forward and shove his dick in between her gigantic breasts, leaving her literally trapped between a rock hard cock and the stone ledge behind her.

Zelda squeaks and whimpers but doesn't shriek or scream for help. Instead, she finds herself staring at the man's throbbing mast. She's not an idiot… she knows where babies come from, she knows how they're made. She's been of the age to marry for a while now in fact, but there's been no suitable suitors to become her husband. 

… However, as much as the Princess knows, she's actually never SEEN a man's cock before, nor experienced it in this way. And seeing… seeing is believing.

Before she can follow that train of thought any further, Zelda realizes that her breasts are in danger of slipping out of the skimpy strips of fabric that constitute her 'top' from how vigorous the man's thrusting is getting. Squeaking once more, the royal short stack quickly squeezes them together to keep them from bouncing free of her top.

This, of course, only gives more pleasure to the man as she forms a tighter tunnel of boobflesh than before. The Princess only realizes this belatedly as her own pleasure is also increased. She's too busy struggling to restrain her moans to do anything about it though, even as she finds herself staring down at the cock fucking her massive tits with a huge red blush across her face and upper chest.

She definitely should have called for help by now. She still could scream for the guards. At least, until…

"Oooh fuuuuck…"

With a heartfelt groan, the mystery man proceeds to cum, erasing any thought of calling for the guards from the Princess' mind. Not just because he erupts within her tits, spraying cum inside of her cleavage and making an utter mess of her chest. That alone would be enough of an embarrassment for her to not want anyone to see her like this, especially her loyal subjects.

But also… Zelda feels this heat down in her nether region that she can't escape from. Panting heavily, her cheeks still bright red, the Princess of Hyrule stares up at the stranger who's snuck into her castle with an undeniably lustful expression on her face. Breathlessly, she whimpers.

"What… w-what are you going to do with me n-next?"

It's as much a prompt as it is a question and as much as the Princess might want to deny it, they both know it. Looking down at her, the man, who she belatedly realizes is one of her subjects, grins wickedly.

"There's only one thing to do, your highness. I'm going to breed that slutty little princess pussy of yours."

As he reaches for her, Princess Zelda squawks indignantly.

"I-I'm not a slut!"

But those words kind of lose any true strength when she doesn't resist him as he proceeds to pull her tits out of her skimpy top, spin her around to face the window ledge like she had before, and bend her over it. Squeaking as she's pushed up onto her tip toes, the short stack Princess doesn't put up any sort of fight whatsoever as he pulls her panties all the way down to her ankles and proceeds to shove his cock into her Royal Virgin Pussy without so much as a 'by your leave'.

The pain from losing her virginity lasts for only a split second though due to just how turned on Zelda already is by all this. She never in a million years thought she'd be into this kind of thing. Losing her virginity to a strange man who'd snuck into her castle for nefarious purposes had never been in the cards. Not to mention getting fucked from behind over a windowsill on some random sunny day rather than in a bed on her wedding night.

And yet, for all that she never expected any of this, that doesn't diminish whatsoever just how good she's currently feeling. The mystery man who has decided to take such liberties with her is plowing Zelda extremely hard and fast. So hard and fast, in fact, that she can barely keep her toes on the ground, and sometimes she's lifted off the ground entirely with particularly powerful thrusts.

He also reaches around after a certain point to pull her tits off of the rough window ledge and grope and squeeze them to his heart's content, making Zelda moan even louder as the mess of his cum in her cleavage makes a sticky mess on the ledge and her chest.

This stranger who's robbed her of her virginity is relentless, and Zelda can't help but moan wantonly, enjoying everything he's doing to her. Even… even when he talks down to her, it's kind of hot. No, scratch that… it's SUPER hot.

"Fuck, Princess. Anyone passing by this window is going to see you getting fucked, you know. Anyone passing by will see your O-face and the cum drooling out of your fat cow udders. They'll see you and they'll know you for the slut you truly are."

Princess Zelda whimpers… but not in horror. She knows, deep down inside, that she should be horrified by the idea of course. She should be terrified. She'd originally been peeking over the ledge through the window to keep a lookout for her tutors. The last thing that the Princess of Hyrule had wanted was to be discovered and sent back to her lessons. So by all rights, she shouldn't want to be discovered like THIS being fucked so HARD now, right?

… But then why? Why did her pussy clench down all the tighter around the man's cock at the thought? Why did it make her cum harder, hearing her assailant talk about them being discovered like that? 

In the end, the Princess can't deny it. She really is a slut, because the idea of someone… anyone really, passing by the window and seeing her being fucked stupid by some common thief who'd managed to sneak onto the grounds has her cumming her brains out like no tomorrow. And in the end, her constant, squealing, moaning orgasms are enough to tip him over the edge as well, her pussy walls flexing and clenching down along his shaft finally succeeding in milking him of his seed.

He'd come here to steal something valuable, and in a way, he'd gotten it. But he'd also wound up leaving something as well, because Zelda knows full well that as her fertile womb accepts his cum, her cunt wringing every last drop of his seed out of his balls… she's definitely going to wind up pregnant from this. Hyrulian Princesses are notoriously fertile after all, and this man in particular is… extremely virile as well.

So virile in fact that he not only fills her womb and pussy with his seed, but also overflows it, causing startling amounts of white, hot sticky jizz to slop out of her pussy and stain her panties where they're currently around her ankles. 

As he pulls out of her and Zelda reaches down with trembling fingers to pull said panties back up, she's treated to quite the squishy, sticky, and altogether filthy experience… but truth be told, she loves every second of it.

She slumps over for a moment, defeated and impregnated, raped silly and plowed senseless... but only for a moment. In fact, despite just taking the dicking of a lifetime, the Princess of Hyrule is quite quick to recover. Her mind is still strong, and now it's focused on one thing and one thing only.

The man is turning away from her, reaching down to put his cock away so he can slink off, when Zelda grabs him by the wrist and pulls his hand away from his crotch while also turning him back to face her at the same time. Without hesitation, the short stack princess drops to her knees before her conqueror and lets his messy cock drape over his face.

"Where do you think you're going?"

Wrapping her hands around his dick, stroking it up and down, she moans as she nuzzles the sticky shaft, transferring much of the mess over to her own face in the process. The stranger, meanwhile, just blinks down at her in stupefaction. Zelda smirks a little bit, even as she moans.

"There's no way I'm letting this dick get away from me. And you… you have to take responsibility for what you've done?"

The man frowns at that.

"Responsibility?"

Is he thinking of punishments? Silly man… hehe…

"Yes~ You've just robbed the Princess of Hyrule's virginity and impregnated her besides. There's only one thing left to do… marry me~"

The gobsmacked expression on the man's face makes Zelda giggle airily, and perhaps a little drunkenly. Drunk on lust, drunk on the smell of his cum, just plain… inebriated, the Princess proceeds to take him in her mouth and begin cleaning him off with her tongue. She doesn't really know what she's doing, and there's a lot more cock than she knows how to handle… but that's alright. She can learn.

She might be a slutty little Princess, but she'll do whatever it takes to keep this cock that so thoroughly ravished her around. She'll do anything to tie this man to her, even if it means binding them together through holy matrimony.

He was her subject, and then he decided to become a thief, and then he became her rapist. But Zelda loved being fucked silly so much that now… now she will make him her husband and King Consort. And everything will be perfect.

"Glughk! Gagkh! Hulghk!"

… Just as soon as she learns to suppress her gag reflex, anyways. This man's cock is just too damn big for her poor short stack throat!