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Chapter 10 13.Yunyun is about to explode
Chapter 10 13.Yunyun is about to explode
After Xiao Tian cooked the meal, he entered the room and shouted: "Stupid woman, it's time to eat. It's the first time serving someone at this young age, so I don't need you to thank Dade for thanking me!"
Yun Yun listened to Xiao Tian talking to himself shamelessly, and then said coldly: Thank you! ! "Let's go, everyone says you don't have to be so polite, really, it's so stupid!" You. .Are you telling me not to be polite? ?Why can't I hear it!
When she came to the table, Yun Yun was dumbfounded when she saw a table of food, she turned to Xiao Tian and asked: Is this for people to eat? ? "Xiao Tian's face is livid, I did this after a busy afternoon!"
Yun Yun: Just make it like this? ?While talking, I tasted it, poof, it’s so salty!How to eat.Xiao Tian was upset and said: Stupid woman!This is the first time for me to cook for others. Even if it's not delicious, you have to eat it!hum~
Yun Yun: Actually, I'm not hungry, huh~ But my stomach growled uncontrollably, and Xiao Tian's face became even more livid! !Then he said: If you like to eat or not, you will starve to death.Then I sat there and took a bite, poof!What the hell is this! !
Then thought of something, looked at Yun Yun, cough cough, hum!Immediately changed his mind and said that it was delicious! !Yun Yun "Do you dare not tell lies so confidently??" Xiao Tian ignored her eyes, and started to eat foolishly.
Yun Yun had no choice but to fool around and eat some, thinking to herself: When did I ever eat such food as the majestic master of Yunlan Sect! !Treated like this!Hateful Purple Gold Winged Lion King! !
After the two finished eating, Yun Yun was about to enter the room, Xiao Tian said: Hey, stupid woman, how polite you are! !Don't know how to clear the table after eating? ? "Yun Yun pointed at herself and said: You asked me to clean up the table??" Nonsense, of course you cleaned up after I cooked! "Are you still a man! I'm a woman~ and I'm still hurt!"
Xiao Tian: What's wrong with women, women are justified?That little injury is just hypocritical! !If you want to be lazy, just say it, forget it, I will handle it myself. "You... Yun Yun feels like she's going to explode."
Yun Yun snorted, and then returned to the house. "Xiao Tian: What a stupid woman who doesn't know what to do." Because Xiao Tian's voice was relatively loud, "Yun Yun in the room gritted her teeth and said angrily: Damn brat! Huh! I'm going wherever I go, who doesn't treat me Respectful. It’s fine if you don’t have the slightest respect for me when you come here! Since you still dare to scold me.”
The more Yun Yun thought about it, the more angry she became, and hummed: You waited for me to recover!See how I deal with you, and at this moment Xiao Tian walked in and said: "Stupid woman, since you still want to repay your kindness!!"
Seeing Xiao Tian coming in suddenly, Yun Yun was startled, and said angrily, "Why are you in here!" ! "Nonsense, there is only one room here, where will I go if I don't come in?" You sleep outside! "Why don't you go sleep outside?" You. . . "I also know that it's uncomfortable outside, right? Let me go, vicious stinky woman!" Ahhhh! !Yun Yun is really going to explode!
Xiao Tian, it's not that I haven't seen your body, not to mention that you are still wearing clothes, so you were afraid of a bird, so you lay down on the bed and fell asleep.Yun Yun: Get up and sleep on the ground! "No, the ground is too hard, I can't sleep well."
Yun Yun: You. . .She didn't want to talk anymore, she couldn't take it anymore.When but very helpless! ! !
Xiao Tian fell asleep directly and didn't pay attention to her at all.Yun Yun sat there for a while, watching Xiao Tian's snoring into the tiger~ Yun Yun was about to lose her temper.Really, really exploded!
However, the more Yun Yun thought about it, the more angry she became!Hmph, why can't I sleep if you can sleep!At this moment, I have already forgotten everything, just to get angry, I walked over slowly.
Then he pushed Xiao Tian to one side with all his strength, the wound on his chest seemed to be bleeding because of the force just now!Yun Yun, who was in pain, had to give up before pushing him.Lying where.fell asleep.
Nothing to say all night ~ early morning the next day.
Xiao Tian woke up in the morning and saw that Yun Yun was sleeping next to him! !A little surprised, how reserved is this woman?How could you sleep next to me?
Getting up, it's really comfortable, how about today's meal!This is a serious question, yes, and a very serious question at that! !How about asking this stupid woman if she would? ?Thinking about it, he kicked Yun Yun's delicate buttocks.
Xiao Tian: Hey, stupid woman, wake up!Wake up! "What~! Yun Yun, who was still asleep, felt an awkward feeling coming from her delicate buttocks. She slowly opened her eyes and saw that since Xiao Tian was looking down at her, the most disgusting thing was that he was still stepping on her buttocks. Look at yourself!!"
Yun Yun: What are you doing!asshole! ! "Can you cook?" What? ? ? "Xiao Tian thought her ears were bad, so he squatted down and put his head next to her ears," Yun Yun was puzzled, what is this bastard doing? ? "You. Will. Cook. Meal. Well! Shout out every word very loudly."
Yun Yun: You are going to die! !I'm not deaf, why are you so loud! ! "Then do you know how to cook?" No! "Stupid woman, you can't cook, so what use are you." Yun Yun: You. . .You bastard!
Xiao Tian: That's what you are, you can't even cook, you think you are still a woman? "Do you know who I am???" Who are you? "I am the suzerain of Yunlan Sect!!" Then what?
Yun Yun: What then? "Sovereign master of Yunlan sect, it's not that you can't cook, and you are also a weak chicken now." You. . . "You are such a useless stupid woman, I shouldn't count on you. I'd better find a way to grab some meat and grill it."
Yun Yun: Little bastard, what's your name? "Why did I tell you? Let you take revenge on me in the future, don't think about it, I can be as stupid as you." Cough cough cough. .Yun Yun thought to herself: I may be dying soon! ! !And was pissed off.
Xiao Tian didn't pay attention to what she was thinking, but went out to look for some game outside.One morning passed, Xiao Tian caught five wild rabbits, and the goods were good, so he went back to the valley.
Xiao Tian walked in, feeling a little tired, seeing Yun Yun sitting there leisurely, he suddenly felt upset, "Stupid woman, come and wash the rabbit!" Don't wash it! "A lazy, stupid woman who is not diligent at all."
Yun Yun told herself before Xiao Tian went out, don't be angry, it's not worth getting angry with this bastard, it's useless to get mad at herself, so he doesn't respond to what Xiao Tian says.
Xiao Tian had no choice but to do it himself, began to wash and shaved the rabbit fur. . .Wait, then frame the rabbit.Start roasting rabbit meat, half an hour later~
The smell of meat spread out, Xiao Tian didn't eat well yesterday, so he picked it up and gnawed it, and Yun Yun saw that since Xiao Tian didn't care about herself at all, it was hard not to get angry!Angrily said: Don't you see me as a living person? ? ?
Xiao Tian: You didn't break your hand, you just have to tear the meat and eat it yourself. "Damn it! I endured it, and then Yun Yun tore off a leg and ate it. Although it's not delicious, compared with yesterday, it's heaven and earth!"
After a while, the two of them ate up all five hares. Xiao Tian: I'm so full~ But you, a woman, can really eat! "Hmph!" A lazy, stupid woman. "You..." Xiao Tian, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you.I want to refine and I have purple fire, don't bother me!
Yun Yun: Who cares about you!
After Xiao Tian inhaled a few drops of the accompanying amethyst source, he began to refine it. After a while, a powerful force spread throughout his body, huh~ just a few drops is so strong.
The purple energy slowly formed a purple fire, and then Xiao Tian directly operated Fen Jue and began to refine, "Yun Yun doesn't know, what Xiao Tian ate just now, since it will increase such a strong energy!"
At this time, Xiao Tian had already begun to refine the lion king's beast fire, and in the battle of the beast fire, the time outside was passing by little by little.Yun Yun looked at Xiao Tian's situation and didn't know what was wrong with him.But dare not touch him.
At this time, he was practicing, so Yun Yun could only watch.Heart said: This little bastard will be fine! !What's the situation?
With the passage of time ~ a night passed, Yun Yun just looked at Xiao Tian like this.And Xiao Tian felt it now, since he broke through three stars consecutively, when he was about to break through the fourth star, Xiao Tian forcibly suppressed it.Stabilized as a four-star fighter!
Yun Yun felt that Xiao Tian's aura was stronger than last night, a four-star fighter, now that he has broken through three stars! !This. .how is this possible? ?
After a while, Xiao Tian opened his eyes, exclaiming ~comfortable.Because of refining Zihuo, Fenjue has also successfully evolved a level to middle-level yellow-level kung fu!
Yun Yun: What did you do?How could it break through Samsung! ! "Hey, I didn't tell you, but then I took one hand and summoned a group of purple flames! Isn't it amazing?" How is it possible! !How can you draw fire out of thin air.
Xiao Tian: How is that impossible? I'm a monster among geniuses, so strong that I don't want it!Hahaha. "Praise you, you are still in heaven, really! Shameless."
(End of this chapter)
After Xiao Tian cooked the meal, he entered the room and shouted: "Stupid woman, it's time to eat. It's the first time serving someone at this young age, so I don't need you to thank Dade for thanking me!"
Yun Yun listened to Xiao Tian talking to himself shamelessly, and then said coldly: Thank you! ! "Let's go, everyone says you don't have to be so polite, really, it's so stupid!" You. .Are you telling me not to be polite? ?Why can't I hear it!
When she came to the table, Yun Yun was dumbfounded when she saw a table of food, she turned to Xiao Tian and asked: Is this for people to eat? ? "Xiao Tian's face is livid, I did this after a busy afternoon!"
Yun Yun: Just make it like this? ?While talking, I tasted it, poof, it’s so salty!How to eat.Xiao Tian was upset and said: Stupid woman!This is the first time for me to cook for others. Even if it's not delicious, you have to eat it!hum~
Yun Yun: Actually, I'm not hungry, huh~ But my stomach growled uncontrollably, and Xiao Tian's face became even more livid! !Then he said: If you like to eat or not, you will starve to death.Then I sat there and took a bite, poof!What the hell is this! !
Then thought of something, looked at Yun Yun, cough cough, hum!Immediately changed his mind and said that it was delicious! !Yun Yun "Do you dare not tell lies so confidently??" Xiao Tian ignored her eyes, and started to eat foolishly.
Yun Yun had no choice but to fool around and eat some, thinking to herself: When did I ever eat such food as the majestic master of Yunlan Sect! !Treated like this!Hateful Purple Gold Winged Lion King! !
After the two finished eating, Yun Yun was about to enter the room, Xiao Tian said: Hey, stupid woman, how polite you are! !Don't know how to clear the table after eating? ? "Yun Yun pointed at herself and said: You asked me to clean up the table??" Nonsense, of course you cleaned up after I cooked! "Are you still a man! I'm a woman~ and I'm still hurt!"
Xiao Tian: What's wrong with women, women are justified?That little injury is just hypocritical! !If you want to be lazy, just say it, forget it, I will handle it myself. "You... Yun Yun feels like she's going to explode."
Yun Yun snorted, and then returned to the house. "Xiao Tian: What a stupid woman who doesn't know what to do." Because Xiao Tian's voice was relatively loud, "Yun Yun in the room gritted her teeth and said angrily: Damn brat! Huh! I'm going wherever I go, who doesn't treat me Respectful. It’s fine if you don’t have the slightest respect for me when you come here! Since you still dare to scold me.”
The more Yun Yun thought about it, the more angry she became, and hummed: You waited for me to recover!See how I deal with you, and at this moment Xiao Tian walked in and said: "Stupid woman, since you still want to repay your kindness!!"
Seeing Xiao Tian coming in suddenly, Yun Yun was startled, and said angrily, "Why are you in here!" ! "Nonsense, there is only one room here, where will I go if I don't come in?" You sleep outside! "Why don't you go sleep outside?" You. . . "I also know that it's uncomfortable outside, right? Let me go, vicious stinky woman!" Ahhhh! !Yun Yun is really going to explode!
Xiao Tian, it's not that I haven't seen your body, not to mention that you are still wearing clothes, so you were afraid of a bird, so you lay down on the bed and fell asleep.Yun Yun: Get up and sleep on the ground! "No, the ground is too hard, I can't sleep well."
Yun Yun: You. . .She didn't want to talk anymore, she couldn't take it anymore.When but very helpless! ! !
Xiao Tian fell asleep directly and didn't pay attention to her at all.Yun Yun sat there for a while, watching Xiao Tian's snoring into the tiger~ Yun Yun was about to lose her temper.Really, really exploded!
However, the more Yun Yun thought about it, the more angry she became!Hmph, why can't I sleep if you can sleep!At this moment, I have already forgotten everything, just to get angry, I walked over slowly.
Then he pushed Xiao Tian to one side with all his strength, the wound on his chest seemed to be bleeding because of the force just now!Yun Yun, who was in pain, had to give up before pushing him.Lying where.fell asleep.
Nothing to say all night ~ early morning the next day.
Xiao Tian woke up in the morning and saw that Yun Yun was sleeping next to him! !A little surprised, how reserved is this woman?How could you sleep next to me?
Getting up, it's really comfortable, how about today's meal!This is a serious question, yes, and a very serious question at that! !How about asking this stupid woman if she would? ?Thinking about it, he kicked Yun Yun's delicate buttocks.
Xiao Tian: Hey, stupid woman, wake up!Wake up! "What~! Yun Yun, who was still asleep, felt an awkward feeling coming from her delicate buttocks. She slowly opened her eyes and saw that since Xiao Tian was looking down at her, the most disgusting thing was that he was still stepping on her buttocks. Look at yourself!!"
Yun Yun: What are you doing!asshole! ! "Can you cook?" What? ? ? "Xiao Tian thought her ears were bad, so he squatted down and put his head next to her ears," Yun Yun was puzzled, what is this bastard doing? ? "You. Will. Cook. Meal. Well! Shout out every word very loudly."
Yun Yun: You are going to die! !I'm not deaf, why are you so loud! ! "Then do you know how to cook?" No! "Stupid woman, you can't cook, so what use are you." Yun Yun: You. . .You bastard!
Xiao Tian: That's what you are, you can't even cook, you think you are still a woman? "Do you know who I am???" Who are you? "I am the suzerain of Yunlan Sect!!" Then what?
Yun Yun: What then? "Sovereign master of Yunlan sect, it's not that you can't cook, and you are also a weak chicken now." You. . . "You are such a useless stupid woman, I shouldn't count on you. I'd better find a way to grab some meat and grill it."
Yun Yun: Little bastard, what's your name? "Why did I tell you? Let you take revenge on me in the future, don't think about it, I can be as stupid as you." Cough cough cough. .Yun Yun thought to herself: I may be dying soon! ! !And was pissed off.
Xiao Tian didn't pay attention to what she was thinking, but went out to look for some game outside.One morning passed, Xiao Tian caught five wild rabbits, and the goods were good, so he went back to the valley.
Xiao Tian walked in, feeling a little tired, seeing Yun Yun sitting there leisurely, he suddenly felt upset, "Stupid woman, come and wash the rabbit!" Don't wash it! "A lazy, stupid woman who is not diligent at all."
Yun Yun told herself before Xiao Tian went out, don't be angry, it's not worth getting angry with this bastard, it's useless to get mad at herself, so he doesn't respond to what Xiao Tian says.
Xiao Tian had no choice but to do it himself, began to wash and shaved the rabbit fur. . .Wait, then frame the rabbit.Start roasting rabbit meat, half an hour later~
The smell of meat spread out, Xiao Tian didn't eat well yesterday, so he picked it up and gnawed it, and Yun Yun saw that since Xiao Tian didn't care about herself at all, it was hard not to get angry!Angrily said: Don't you see me as a living person? ? ?
Xiao Tian: You didn't break your hand, you just have to tear the meat and eat it yourself. "Damn it! I endured it, and then Yun Yun tore off a leg and ate it. Although it's not delicious, compared with yesterday, it's heaven and earth!"
After a while, the two of them ate up all five hares. Xiao Tian: I'm so full~ But you, a woman, can really eat! "Hmph!" A lazy, stupid woman. "You..." Xiao Tian, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you.I want to refine and I have purple fire, don't bother me!
Yun Yun: Who cares about you!
After Xiao Tian inhaled a few drops of the accompanying amethyst source, he began to refine it. After a while, a powerful force spread throughout his body, huh~ just a few drops is so strong.
The purple energy slowly formed a purple fire, and then Xiao Tian directly operated Fen Jue and began to refine, "Yun Yun doesn't know, what Xiao Tian ate just now, since it will increase such a strong energy!"
At this time, Xiao Tian had already begun to refine the lion king's beast fire, and in the battle of the beast fire, the time outside was passing by little by little.Yun Yun looked at Xiao Tian's situation and didn't know what was wrong with him.But dare not touch him.
At this time, he was practicing, so Yun Yun could only watch.Heart said: This little bastard will be fine! !What's the situation?
With the passage of time ~ a night passed, Yun Yun just looked at Xiao Tian like this.And Xiao Tian felt it now, since he broke through three stars consecutively, when he was about to break through the fourth star, Xiao Tian forcibly suppressed it.Stabilized as a four-star fighter!
Yun Yun felt that Xiao Tian's aura was stronger than last night, a four-star fighter, now that he has broken through three stars! !This. .how is this possible? ?
After a while, Xiao Tian opened his eyes, exclaiming ~comfortable.Because of refining Zihuo, Fenjue has also successfully evolved a level to middle-level yellow-level kung fu!
Yun Yun: What did you do?How could it break through Samsung! ! "Hey, I didn't tell you, but then I took one hand and summoned a group of purple flames! Isn't it amazing?" How is it possible! !How can you draw fire out of thin air.
Xiao Tian: How is that impossible? I'm a monster among geniuses, so strong that I don't want it!Hahaha. "Praise you, you are still in heaven, really! Shameless."
(End of this chapter)
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