LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 92: Mission impossible
"Third why do you want to know how to please a lady? And which lady are you so desperate to please?", Tan Fan asked curiously. "His Third bro pleasing a woman? That is so absurd. It has always been the ladies going to the extent of killing themselves just to please their Third bro, not the other way around", Tan Fan thought.
"Tan Fan, why do you like asking silly questions sometimes? Who do you think among all the men and women we are acquainted with as Third bro ever tried to please? It is so obvious that sister-in-law has rejected him. If that is the case, I think I need to shake sister-in-law's hands for being the first person to ever reject Third bro and is still alive after doing so", Yun Yi said smiling happily.
"Do you have a death wish Yun Yi? I can grant you that wish right here, right now. Who says she has rejected me? Have you ever seen any lady who can withstand my charms? Every lady always go crazy for my irresistible charms. No lady on this universe can resist my charms", Yi Lan said proudly.
"Sorry to say this, but sister-in-law is an exception. She doesn't even give a damn about how handsome you are, this is what endears her so dearly to you or is that not why you have grown so addicted to her to the extent that our Almighty Third brother is even willing to please her? She is the only lady I have ever seen you so desperate to win her love over", Yun Yi said.
It was not a lie that within the period that they had gotten to know Young Miss Lie, their Third brother has changed remarkably. Their Third bro who has never tolerated any nonsense from anyone has learnt to become less heartless towards them. They can easily talk and laugh out loudly in his presence, unlike before in which his mere stare will send you begging for his mercy. His handsome face which has always been deprived of any emotion always says otherwise whenever he is around sister-in-law, their Third brother has changed for the better, they thought.
"That is absolutely true. sister-in-law is one of the rarest species of ladies who has a way of making men beg for what they want. She has a life of her and the most remarkably thing about her is that she is filthy rich and also extraordinarily beautiful", Yun Yi said smiling brightly. When he turned his eyes to take a look whether his Third brother was listening to him, he was greeted by Yi Lan's murderous glares. "What did he say wrong again", Tan Fan thought.
"I can really see that the two of are tired of living. Tan Fan, who gave you the permission to talk about my woman in such an intimate manner. I really wish you were not my friend right this moment, then I would have thought you a lesson on what becomes of any man who dares to covet my woman", Yi Lan said fiercely.
"Third bro are you jealous right now? I never knew my Third bro knows how it feels to get jealous", Yun Yi said teasingly.
"Hey Third bro! There is nothing to feel insecure about. Sister-in-law is not my ideal type of woman. She is way out of my league. It is an undeniable truth that she is the most beautiful lady ever and she has everything that will make a man go crazy for, but she is not my ideal type of woman. And the truth is I don't like her in any romantic way, you can be rest assured about that", Tan Fan said.
"Yeah Third bro, I can bet on it. Tan Fan does not have any feelings for sister-in-law. Her temperament is not one that any man can handle although she can be so sweet sometimes. Although she is normally fierce she is very nice unlike our first meeting although her tone of speech has not changed in any way", Yun Yi said.
"Are you guys aware that you are talking bad about my woman in my own presence? And Tan Fan, I don't really blame you for saying Ge'er is not your ideal type of woman, it is because you have bad taste in women", Yi Lan said coldly.
"Third bro let's go back to what brought us here? Why do you want to please sister-in-law? I thought your relationship was already solid and firm after what transpired between the two of you yesterday?", Tan Fan asked inquisitively.
"You are talking as if you don't know how unpredictable sister-in-law can be. I bet she gave him a mission? Third bro, I really pity your predicament because if you are really embarking on the mission to please sister-in-law, then just give up on such mission because it is mission impossible", Yun Yi said.
"Sister-in-law must be really annoyed with you. What did you do to her to make her give you such a mission?", Tan Fan asked.
"You guys are making me have headache because of all your chattering. I never asked for any of your opinion, I only asked you one simple question and I require answers from you not all those useless stuffs the two of you have been driving at", Yi Lan said angrily.
"Third bro, if sister-in-law gave you this mission, I think we shouldn't help you out because we might really endanger our heads if we choose to help you", Yun Yi said.
"Then are you not scared of what I might do to the two of you? As far as I'm concerned my means of torturing is a thousand times more painful than hers", Yi Lan said threateningly.
"Of course we are very aware of that"", Yun Yi said shivering. They aren't to be told how ruthless Yi Lan is when torturing any one.
"Is it not just how to please sister-in-law,? Although sister-in-law is quite different from every other lady but I'm sure no woman will not appreciate getting picked up to and fro her place of work by her fiancé ", Tan Fan said confidently.
"It is every woman's dream to be treated like a princess, or should I say to be pampered by her fiancé",Yun Yi chipped in. As they were saying this, Yi Lan was taking note of it by heart.
"You have to buy expensive gifts for her too", Tan Fan said.
" Are you playing games with me? How many times have I bought such expensive gifts for her only to be returned back to me? I reject the idea of buying expensive gifts for her", Yi Lan said sternly.
"And most importantly Third bro, you have to make her accustom to all your touches. Make her want you even without having to do much to get her aroused with just a simple touch from you. Make her desperately want only your touches alone and no other man else's own. Make her want you unconditionally inside of her and the most crucial thing is that you must capture her heart", Yun Yi said.
"And Third bro, you must never hurt sister-in-law, she is too good to go through the anguish of heartbreak alright?", Tan Fan asked.
"Yeah Third bro, you have to promise us that you will not hurt sister-in-law no matter the circumstances. She is too delicate to go through such pain", Yun Yi said in support of Tan Fan's word. Although sister-in-law was cold and domineering but the most fragile part of a woman is her heart and they did not want her to pass through such pain.
"If the two of you are going to keep on spewing nonsense then get lost?", Yi Lan said with an indifferent expression.
"Third bro is behaving so cheap. How can you have the heart to drive us away from your Mansion after getting all the useful information from us. You didn't even offer us any breakfast or tea to appreciate all our effort and time", Yun Yi said.
"Repeat what you have just said", Yi Lan said sternly. Yun Yi and Tan Fan did as though they were going to head out of the sitting room but just before they reached the exit, Yun Yi turned around and said,"Third bro is not only cheap but also petty too", before dashing out of the Mansion in full speed and Tan Fan following along.