Binding All Humans: Start as Itachi Uchiha

Chapter 45, don’t point your butt at me, I’m afraid you’ll fart



Chapter 45, don’t point your butt at me, I’m afraid you’ll fart

Murong Xue nodded; "That's true. When you become a king of a dynasty and face a population of one billion, there will be more troubles, especially memorials and memorials. They happen every day. This is indeed not a good thing. If you become The king of one dynasty really cannot ignore it."

"That's enough. Besides, being a king is nothing. Strength is everything."

Jiang Chen decided.

How can there be time to manage all this, or the Pangu tribe with a population of one billion.

Jiang Chen gave up directly.

Do you want to wait until you obtain the infinite moon reading and use it on your own clan members?

This is absolutely impossible.

It's okay to use it on enemies, but it's impossible to use it on your own people.

The King of One Dynasty sounds awesome, but this is just a hot potato. He has no interest in accepting this hot potato. Wouldn't it be better to become a powerful person?

Orife said: "The meat is ready, let's eat! Stop discussing this topic."

Orife took out a knife, cut off a piece of meat and handed it to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen took it and said, "I'm not interested in this seat, so I'd better let someone else sit!"

Murong Xue shook her head.

"This is not something I can decide. The current patriarch, Mr. Ying, has decided to elect you as the king of the dynasty."

"Win sir?"

"Well, Ying Zheng, Master Ying."

Jiang Chen was stunned.

Ying Zheng?

What a coincidence!

This Qin Shihuang unified the six countries and established the Qin Dynasty. Unfortunately, it only lasted a few decades, but he ushered in another prosperous era, with great achievements and a reputation that would be passed down to future generations.

Qin Shihuang became the first emperor in Chinese history, since the "First Emperor".

The title of the emperor, the supreme ruler.

Is it destined that this Ying Zheng will be the first king of a dynasty?

Jiang Chen had to think so.

Jiang Chen nodded: "I understand."

After the three of them had eaten, they extinguished the flame...

Orife looked at the paved grass, at a loss and with an embarrassed look on his face: "I'll go outside and guard it for you. You guys have a good rest."

Jiang Chen responded coldly: "No, let's sleep together."

Orife's face became hot and red to the base of his ears.

Orife lowered her head and said embarrassedly: "It's not good to sleep together... together!"

"There's nothing wrong with it. Murong Xue and I both sleep together, so it doesn't matter if we add another person?"

Jiang Chen doesn't care.

If you don't get enough rest, you will only drag me down tomorrow.

Want to drag me down?There are no doors.

Orife lowered her head and her hands were at a loss. Orife heard something!

Sleeping with Murong Xue, and you alone are nothing!

Could it be...

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Murong Xue glared at Jiang Chen: "What nonsense are you talking about? Who slept with you?"

Jiang Chen didn't bother to pay attention.

I fell asleep directly in the middle.

Orife blushed even more, this... This is really not good... Why is there still a bit of expectation in my heart.

Murong Xue's face was as red as an apple.

"Ignore Jiang Chen, this guy is like this, there is nothing between us!"

Orife nodded: "I know, I know..."

Murong Xue rolled her eyes.

You know shit...

Orife felt uneasy. When she and her brother were together, they would sleep half the night and the other half, resting in the restricted area of ​​creation, which was a very dangerous thing.

From time to time, strange animals come to harass us.

Some people were even swallowed directly by strange beasts while sleeping...

Orife walked to Jiang Chen, lowered his head, and glanced at Jiang Chen from time to time to see if Jiang Chen was asleep.

Jiang Chen suddenly stood up.

Orife's face turned red and hot, here she comes...

Is it coming...?

Jiang Chen drew two [-] lines...

"There must be rules for sleeping. Anyone who crosses the line is a beast."

Murong Xue touched her head and came again.

you guy.

Orife: (⊙o⊙)…

I can’t believe my eyes. I wanted such a beautiful girl to accompany you, but you gave me a [-]-point line...

this······

Am I not pretty?

Or am I not attractive enough?

Orife looked down at his big white flesh. Isn’t it big enough?

Murong Xue scolded angrily and kicked Jiang Chen: "Get out of here, this is prepared for us. You sleep on the dirt by yourself. We didn't prepare hay for you."

Jiang Chen stood up helplessly.

These women really killed so many strange beasts and didn't prepare hay for me. They slept directly on the ground. The soil was so dirty.

"Actually, there is no hay around, so you can still sleep if you squeeze in."

Orife prompted;

Murong Xue quickly moved to the middle.

"Okay, I'll sleep with Orife in my arms, and you can sleep next to her alone."

Murong Xue hugged Orife.

He said again: "There are black crows guarding you at night. Once a strange beast approaches, the black crows will sound a warning, so you can sleep safely and boldly."

"Have a good rest, we will kill strange beasts tomorrow."

Elife nodded: "It's so nice to meet you. The night before yesterday, I didn't sleep all night because I was afraid that I would sleep to death and be swallowed by a strange beast."

Murong Xue smiled and said, "I'll tell you a secret."

"What secret?"

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Orife was shocked: "Really?"

Murong Xue nodded: "Really."

Orife looked at Jiang Chen with an indifferent expression, this guy is a rabbit...

Such a powerful person can actually be so manly.

No wonder Jiang Chen dislikes us.

Orife sighed inwardly: What a pity for such a handsome man.

Jiang Chen looked at the two women hugging each other.

I don’t know what it feels like for a woman to hold a woman in her arms!

Forget it.

Go to sleep!

Jiang Chen closed his eyes: "Murong Xue, turn around."

"why?"

"Stop pointing your ass at me."

Murong Xue was stunned. Could it be that Jiang Chen couldn't stand this guy and had already started to like women? This would be the best thing.

Murong Xue didn't want to watch Jiang Chen fall into the pit.

"Okay, I'll just lie down."

Murong Xue lay down, looked at her white flesh, and covered it with clothes.

Murong Xue joked: "Why can't my butt face you?"

"I'm afraid you'll fart."

Murong Xue was stunned.

Jiang Chen, do you want to die?

If you want to die, I will stab you to death immediately.

Are you speaking human language?

Murong looked angry.

Orife laughed out loud, Jiang Chen was so cute.

Murong Xue had a sullen face: "Jiang Chen, can you speak human language?"

"can."

"Then are you speaking human language?"

"Well, when you were eating, you raised your voice to cover up your fart, and I heard it."

Murong Xue;(⊙o⊙)…

What are your ears made of? You can hear every small movement.

Murong Xue was trembling with anger.

"Where's my knife!"

"Your knife is next to you."

Orife responded with a smile;

Murong Xue hugged Orife, changed her position, and said through gritted teeth: "I don't want to see this guy, you sleep in the middle, lest I can't help but draw a knife and stab him to death."

Orife smiled and said, "Jiang Chen was joking. Sister Murong, don't take it seriously."

Murong Xue complained in her heart: While eating, I really let go...

(End of this chapter)


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