Binary Soul

> Receptionist Carla PoV <

I really want a copy of this. I’ll frame it on my wall in pride of place!

Ah but that’s private information, I can’t do that. Maybe if I ask her it would be okay?

I know, I’ll ask when she gets promoted again! For now let’s return it like a proper receptionist.

“Here you go Ellie!” (Carla)

I hand Ellie her guild card over the counter. Huhuhuhu, I got to call Ellie’s name in a casual manner.

“Thank you Carla.” (Ellie)

Aaaahh! Ellie called me by name again! What’s this, it’s almost like we’re friends!!

This is the best day of my life, I will never wash these ears again!

Ellie is fantastic you know!? She’s super strong and super kind! She chased all those bullies out of the guild!

They used to harass me all the time! Even though I’m behind the counter and there’s glass between us, if they ever got serious I’d be caught! It was honestly nerve wracking.

But then Ellie started visiting. She kept teasing them and when they resort to violence, you can clearly hear the *Snap* followed by the *GYAAAAAAA!*

It was brilliant! A breathtaking performance! Effective too! All the hoodlums properly mended their ways after mending their bones!

Truly a wise person who understands the hearts of others! And she’s only a year older than me!

She’s my idol, I only wish I was that strong!

Ohh, this is something new! Her ears are red and she’s breathing hard! Is her face red too? At least I think so, she never takes off her mask.

“... K-K-Kiraa…” (Ellie)

… oh right, the wife. (monotone)

“What is it Ellie? Your face is awfully flu- Uwaaa!” (Extra)

Ohh a magnificent body tackle by Ellie! Hey, don’t dodge her! What sort of wife are you!?

“C-c-calm down Ellie! We’re in the guild, remember! Think of the t-t-t-time and place!” (Extra)

How dare you deny Ellie! I’m not sure what they’re talking about but it’s obviously urgent! Isn’t it your responsibility to accept all of her?

… maybe I should do it?

“Here and now works for me!”

“NOOOOOO!” (Extra)

Ah, they ran outside with a scream. I must soak in Ellie’s gallant form with my very eyes!

No, I mean, I’m worried that they might, uh, embarrass the guild? Yes, that.

I quickly dash outside.

Ellie’s skillfully closing in on her target! Another magnificent tackle! Damn, a near miss! Oh, another one! And another!

Wooah what’s with this amazingly high level exchange? Those are movements only a veteran Rank B adventurer can pull off! No, they’re easily Rank A!

Ellie is someone who has brought down a Bone Dragon all by herself, so this much is nothing!

… well, there were some unimportant extras too, I guess…

Hey don’t use a triple barrier like that! That’s cheating! Gratefully accept Ellie’s b-b-b-body already!

Ohhh it was magnificently smashed with one blow!

And she got her! As expected of Ellie, truly the fastest scout in town!

She has her target pinned down on the ground! She isn’t getting shaken off despite the struggling!? What a formidable technique!

Oh my! She’s taking her mask off!!!

…

Th-th-th-th-

THAT’S ELLIE’S FACE!?

That’s illegal! That’s definitely illegal! There’s no way that’s allowed!

Why does she have such a cute face!? It’s completely unfair!!

Wait, why did she even-

“Mmmmmnnnn!” (Ellie)

…

“Mmmppfff!” (Ellie)

…

“Mmmmhmmhmmhmm!” (Ellie)

…

“Mmmmmwah!” (Ellie)

“*Haaah haah haah*… are you *haaah* satisfied yet? *haaah*” (Extra)

“MMmmmm  *Slurp* *Lick* *Smack*” (Ellie)

* * *

Huh? Where am I?

Ah, I’m in the guild staff break room.

Why am I- Woah!

I’m feeling light headed? Did I faint? How come?

Let’s see, the last thing I remember is…

*Slurp* *Lick* *Smack*

… Ellie licking and smacking her lips.

That was… strange… I don’t… why did…

This feeling is unfamiliar but… it’s not a bad thing… right?

…

I wonder if she’ll let me keep some of her blood next time?

* * *

Is… is that-

“Good day Carla.” (Ellie)

IT IS!

Ahhh I’m about to scream for for joy! Ellie’s finally back after all this time! And it’s a rare occasion where there are no extras!

She disappeared for a month and a half! I’ve been really lonely the whole time! I felt so down I barely had the courage to get out of bed! But I did it anyway! Because one day she might come back!

And! She! Did! Kyaaaaa!

Ah no good, no good, I can’t run wild! I must not embarrass myself here.

“Good day Ellie! How can I help you today?” (Carla)

“I’d like to turn in proof of subjugation." (Ellie)

Oohh, it’s another heavy bag this time!

“Of course, just a minute please.” (Carla)

I want to keep it! I want to keep them all! But I can’t, it’s vexing but I can’t!

…

Maybe I can buy them from the guild? I’ll ask the bean counters while they’re processing the reward.

* * *

“-and this is your reward. Please confirm the amount.” (Carla)

Obviously it’s all there. I wouldn’t dare do something insulting like try to cheat Ellie!

“That’s okay. Thank you. Bye Carla.” (Ellie)

Ah she said it again! I’m so glad!

“Good bye Ellie!” (Carla)

I send her off with a wave and a smile! Good job me! Hahaha… ha…

…

I wonder where she’s going in such a hurry?

…

“Boss I’m taking a break okay!?”

I shout towards the back room.

Let’s follow her and make sure she’s not in any trouble!

* * *

So she’s celebrating? But why in there? That werewolf bar is known as a place where ruffians and hooligans gather. There’s even rumors of this one dwarf that wrecks the place every time she visits and even KO’d a guard in one punch. That’s scary!

I wonder if Ellie is okay in there? Those werewolves get pretty nasty when they’re drunk.

“GYAAAAA!” (Muffled scream)

Ohhh! There goes someone’s arm huh?

I want to peek inside but I can’t, she’ll know I followed her!

Ah, it’s already night out!? No good I better get back befo-

“Well hello there girlie!” (Silver-haired Werewolf)

Eeeeeeep! Who is that? One of the regulars! No good, nothing good will come from this!

“That is… um.. I’ll be goi-” (Carla)

Let’s quickly leave before this gets weird.

“Don’t be such a spoilsport! Wanna come in for a drink? I promise you’ll never forget it!” (Silver-haired Werewolf)

Why is this fuzzball hitting on me! I’m human you know! Go find a mutt in a back alley somewhere!

“Tha-that’s not necessary. I’ll be g-going now.” (Carla)

I stand no chance, I have to run. Now!

“Waaait right there! Don’t be so rude!” (Silver-haired Werewolf)

Waaah he stood in my way!

“Just one drink! It’s great you know! It’s on the house, trust me you’ll love it!” (Silver-haired Werewolf)

NO, get your arm off me! Stay away! SOMEONE SAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!

*Snap*

“GYAAAAAAAAA!” (Silver-haired Werewolf)

Huh? HUH!!?

“Hey Frank. Go back home and think properly about what you were doing.” (Ellie)

“AAARGH! YEAH! Yeah! Sure Ellie! HHNNNNNRRrrgh that was a good one! Catch ya later! RRrgh!” (Silver-haired Werewolf)

“Bye Frank.” (Ellie)

What… just happened? That guy with the silver fur just obediently left? After a compound fracture like that!?

“Are you okay Carla?” (Ellie)

“Wah! Yes, I’m okay… thank you… Ellie...” (Carla)

She saved me! I’m glad! Super glad! I’m so happy I could die!!

But… this is wrong! I’m not worthy like this!

“Ellie, I’m… I’m sorry… I was following you around… and then…” (Carla)

“I know. I don’t mind. Since you’re a fan.” (Ellie)

A fan?

...

Ah so that’s what this is! I see, I just admire Ellie way too much! That’s what this is about!

“Yes! That’s exactly it. However! I’m sorry you had to attack that guy because of me!” (Carla)

That’s right! Ellie only attacks in self defense! Or defense of others. Like me! Despite the difference in strength she never throws the first punch! She’s so noble and kind!

“D-don’t worry about it. Frank just wanted a drinking buddy.

But Frank is too pushy so I have to punish him often.” (Ellie)

“I… see…” (Carla)

And since this Frank is a werewolf, he heals too fast and doesn’t learn his lesson.

“I’m going back to Kira now. You be careful. Bye Carla.” (Ellie)

Ellie walks back into the bar and joins the festivities.

…

…

Maybe I can get her to break my arm too?

Then it would heal wrong and she’d have to take responsibility and re-break it!

Hehehehehe...