At the beginning, the Civil Affairs Bureau confessed to the newly divorced female president

Xiao Tangyuan picked up the phone and looked at it. She smiled happily and pressed the connect button without hesitation.

Seeing the figure appearing in the video, Xiaotangyuan shouted childishly: "Grandma, grandma..."

From the opposite side came Han Ma's doting voice, "Ah, it's our little glutinous rice balls."

Xiao Tangyuan nodded her head and grinned, "Grandma, have you eaten yet?"

"Grandma, do you miss the little baby?"

"Grandma, I'm going to be on vacation in six, seven, eighty-nine days."

"Grandma, the baby is coming back, can you drive Sen?"

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Well, when I met Han Ma, her chatterbox attribute seemed to be blessed, like a machine gun, crackling endlessly.

If there is nothing else, Han Ma is very willing to listen to gossip, but unfortunately, Han Ma has business today.

With a slight smile, he said softly to the little glutinous rice balls, "Little baby, where is your father?"

"Dad is washing the fruit, does grandma want to find Dad?"

"That's right, grandma has something to do with dad, and I'll talk to the little baby after we finish talking..."

Xiao Tangyuan nodded obediently, and said softly: "Okay, grandma, wait a minute, I'll call daddy..."

After speaking, he held his mobile phone and ran to Bulling Bulling's super kitchen.

As a result, Han Shichu, who happened to come out at the kitchen door, didn't stop and stabbed him in the leg.

The little hand hugged tightly, "Hey, Dad, grandma's phone number is looking for you."

After handing him the mobile phone, she hugged Han Shichu's feet tightly with both hands, but did not let go.

Good guy, this is Pengci, are you dependent?

There was no way, it wasn't heavy anyway, so Han Shichu carried her to the living room with his feet.

Picking up the phone while walking, he smiled and said, "Mom, why did you suddenly think of calling me today? Didn't you play cards?"

Han Ma's complexion suddenly fell, and she said in a bad tone: "Fucking card, I'm not in the mood right now."

Hearing this, even Yu Chuchan next to her couldn't help being curious, her mother-in-law is a little angry.

As a woman, it doesn't matter how old you are, from three to five years old, up to seventy or eighty years old, if you are angry, you have to coax them, otherwise, the consequences will be serious.

Han Shichu hurriedly coaxed: "Hey, old lady, who is it that provoked you again?"

As a result, it's a bit like adding fuel to the fire.

It's okay if you don't ask, but this question is over.

Han Ma immediately glared at the camera with cold eyebrows, and said angrily, "Ask, do you still have the guts to ask? If it's not you, a little bastard, who else could it be?"

Han Shichu suddenly looked confused, and asked in a very dazed manner: "Old lady, shall we be reasonable? You are in Sichuan, and I am far away in Shanghai, and there is no call. Where should I provoke you?"

"Hmph..." Mother Han snorted coldly, "So now that your wings are hardened and you have grown up, you can be angry with me even though you are far away. Brother Mangfu is so capable. !"

Listen, once you say this, you are an old hermaphrodite.

Han Shichu shook his head, and said helplessly, "Old lady, if you have any questions, just tell me, this kind of yin and yang is not your style!"

Immediately, Han Ma changed another style routine.

With a face full of disappointment and loss, "Han Shichu, do you know how my old lady feeds you with feces and piss... no, is it a big one?"

"It was a snowy winter. You had a high fever of 39 degrees, and your father was not at home. It was my mother who carried you and ran for dozens of miles against the wind and snow..."

Well, the bitter drama is coming.

From childhood to adulthood, Han Shichu didn't know how many times he heard this story?

The more she talked, the more excited she was, the tears in her eyes couldn't be contained.

He hurriedly stopped and said: "Stop, stop, stop, old lady, just tell me what you want to do?"

He is really scared.

Who wouldn't be confused when encountering such an old lady?
For this acting skill, Oscar owes Mama Han several little gold medals.

Mama Han stopped crying immediately, she just stared at the camera eagerly, and said weakly, "I...I just want...to...a song..."

Good guy, after going around in such a big circle, he slapped his head and covered his face and said, what happened, that's it?
Obviously, she watched the live broadcast tonight and was jealous.

Why do you deliberately write "Father" for your old man, and my mother has nothing?
Will this work?

I must also write a poem for my mother, otherwise, I will not be satisfied.

What's more, both of you father and son are still angry?Mom has always loved you so much, why don't you have a mom?
Let's be reasonable!

Han Shichu was a little bit dumbfounded, he was already in his decades, he had to fight over these things, and he had to be jealous, but it was really possible.

"Okay, okay." He nodded quickly and agreed, "I thought you were going to make some kind of mess, isn't it just a song? Arrange, arrange."

"Really?" Mother Han exclaimed in surprise.

"Really, if I don't arrange for you, you can call me disobedient and unfilial. I can't bear it."

"Hey..." Mother Han waved her hands pretendingly, "How can you, haven't you always been such a big boy?"

Han Shichu curled his lips, that's not what he said just now, isn't he a little bastard?Isn't it yin and yang?
Of course, it's fine if you think about it, but if you really want to say it, the tricks of this showy old lady are not just for jokes.

Who the hell can bear it.

Mother Han asked again with anticipation: "Then how soon will you arrange it? I'll prepare early."

Don't even think about it, she must be planning to show off to the villagers, neighbors, friends and girlfriends at that time.

Maybe, when the time comes, I will organize a dinner party at the village committee, and put the projector on, tsk tsk... This is indeed something Han Ma can do.

Han Shichu sighed feebly and let her go.

"Final, the final will be arranged for you at that time, how about it? Is it important enough?"

Han Ma grinned and nodded her head straight, "It's enough, it's enough..."

Suddenly, she felt something was wrong again, she immediately suppressed the smile on her face, frowned and asked, "Then why are you eliminated in the next round?"

I... can't you look forward to something, old man?

Han Shichu gave her a blank look, and said swearingly, "I'm sure not, okay? I'm sure, I'll definitely make it to the finals, OK?"

"Then...what if...what if?"

very angry.

Han Shichu said bitterly: "There is no chance!!"

"Okay...okay..." Han Ma also knew that no matter how stubborn she was, she would piss him off, so she quickly compromised.

"Okay, that's it. Mom can wait. Write better and sing better. If it's not as good as it was written for you old man, you will be miserable!"

Hey... I'm so tired, I have to fight even for this, it's better than...

After hanging up the video call, Han Shichu leaned weakly on the sofa.

Unexpectedly, Yu Chuchan next to him tugged at his sleeve, looked at him eagerly, and said coquettishly, "Old~gong~"

What she wants to do is self-evident!
Well, no woman in this family can worry.