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Chapter 145 Feeling cheated, thousands of ants devour chickens
[Old virgin, accept the task. 】
The system's cold notification sounded, and one could tell that something was wrong as soon as he heard it.
"What's the matter? From your voice, you seem to be very angry and depressed?"
[Never mind your hammer. 】
"I think you look a bit like finding fault on purpose?"
[You can be more confident and speak with certainty. 】
Han Shichu thought for a while, and seemed to have guessed something, and suddenly wanted to laugh.
"Hey, Sand Sculpture, don't you have a crush on online dating?"
【No, no, don't guess. 】
Hearing its extremely humane and flustered tone, it was obviously a little bit of trying to cover up.
Han Shichu teased in his heart: "Come on, don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed, tell Dad what's going on?"
Now that he has been found out, there is nothing to pretend.
But the Sand Sculpture System didn't speak, it just sighed weakly.
From its sigh, Han Shichu heard the infinite melancholy and sadness.
His curiosity was instantly aroused.
"Tell me, what happened? Was she cheated of money or sex?"
The sand sculpture system said contemptuously: "Vulgar, vulgar!"
"How can you weigh my sincere and flawless emotions with stinky dung?"
"Cut..." Han Shichu said disdainfully, "So you are being cheated out of your feelings?"
"What the hell, did you find out the identity of your online dating partner? Is it a dog or a big man who picks his feet?"
The system fell silent again in an instant.
Han Shichu was a little surprised, but more of it was gloating, "Ha, no way, no way, it's not really what I said, right?"
【Made, can you close your beak? 】
As soon as it made a sound, Han Shichu knew that he had definitely guessed right.
Shut up?how can that be possible?This must be to catch its sore spot and ridicule it to death.
"Tsk tsk..." Han Shichu let out a pitiful and sympathetic chuckle.
"I have warned you a long time ago that online dating is risky, and you must be cautious when making friends. But you, take your father's words as a deaf ear, and go your own way."
"How about it, now you know it's uncomfortable? You are a typical example of not listening to the old man's words, and you are suffering in front of your eyes."
"As expected, your online dating partner is probably a greasy face, unshaven beard, who will smell your feet after picking, and flirt with you sweetly, while eating instant noodles and drinking happy water, right? "
"Say you are a sand sculpture, are you really a sand sculpture? You call this kind of fat house that picks your feet, Xiao Tiantian?"
"Puff...haha..."
【Stop meowing, what's so funny? 】
The Sand Sculpture System lost its temper from embarrassment.
Han Shichu also knew enough was enough, "Okay, okay, stop laughing, stop laughing."
But when he said this, he still couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
There's no way, it's really too funny. When I think of the sand sculpture system facing a greasy fat house with a foot, and calling Xiao Tiantian sweetly, isn't this picture too beautiful?
[I'm too lazy to talk to you, old virgin, take the task! 】
[The host is asked to pretend to be a woman to date a man online, and disguise the man as a woman, and successfully make an appointment to meet offline. The time limit is half a month. 】
[When the online dating object says "I like you", the task is successful, otherwise, the task fails. 】
Han Shichu was immediately dumbfounded.
"Ma De, the dog system, you don't want Bilian anymore."
"It's not that Dad lied to your feelings. You are fucking taking personal revenge, more or less with personal grievances and emotions."
[Yes, that's right, aren't you gloating?Don't you dance happily? 】
"My mother, you don't cover up now, do you? Is it so blatant?"
"Hehe..." The system sneered twice, "If you want to wear a crown, you must bear the weight. If you want to be distinguished in front of others, then you must suffer in the future. How can there be a free lunch in the world?"
Han Shichu frowned, and asked, "Then there's nothing you can do?"
He didn't say it explicitly, but he knew it.
[Yes, the only way is to make more money. When your merit points accumulate to a certain amount, you have the right to refuse the tasks issued by this system. 】
It was only then that Han Shichu remembered that the system said before that after accumulating tens of billions of merit points, there will be unexpected surprises.
However, the surprise it says is certainly not the right to refuse system tasks.
"Then, how many merit points are needed to unlock the right to refuse the mission?"
[Not much, [-] million! 】
Han Shichu nodded secretly, it is really not much, just need to get 500 million.
Take a deep breath, it seems that you have to make money, otherwise God knows what weird tasks this broken sand sculpture system will come up with.
But before unlocking this right, he can only complete the system's tasks honestly.
As it says, the nobles suffer before others.
Thinking of this mission, Han Shichu felt dizzy.
Ma De, this sand sculpture system is a bit perverted. It even wants to pretend to be a woman to flirt with younger brothers on the Internet.
My mother, just thinking about it gives me a chill.
This sand sculpture system specifies where there is something wrong.
Han Shichu asked angrily, "Hey, haven't you told Dad about rewards and punishments yet?"
[Punishment for failure, easy to talk about. 】
Hearing its yin and yang voice, Han Shichu couldn't help shivering.
This guy is going to vent all the negative emotions after the failure of online dating on himself.
It's a real dog.
Urging in a bad tone: "Don't f*cking be mysterious, hurry up and say it."
"Hey..." The dog system smiled sinisterly and cunningly, "I wonder if you had the experience and experience of being bitten by an ant when you were a child?"
Hearing this, Han Shichu was shocked instantly, "What... what... mean... mean?"
[Listen to what you mean, have you experienced it? 】
Han Shichu smiled sheepishly, "What's the fuss about that? I was gangster, playful and daring when I was a child, and besides, those are the only ones who play in the countryside. Isn't it normal to be bitten by an ant accidentally?"
[But don't you think there is something abnormal about the bitten place? 】
"Don't worry about these details, just say it quickly."
[The punishment after failure is to let you experience the taste of thousands of ants eating chickens.Don't worry, this taste is guaranteed to make your head burst with sourness. 】
Hearing this punishment, Han Shichu was stunned.
This dog system is really perverted.
"What about the reward for success?"
【depend on mood. 】
Han Shichu shouted angrily, "I see you."
[Hey, young people are irritable, don't worry, the rewards will definitely match the punishments. 】
[Forget it, I'm too lazy to push you, I'm going to start the next relationship, I can't believe that I can't find true love on the Internet...]
The sand sculpture system quit the chat cursing.
Han Shichu took a deep breath, his eyes fell on Bai Luming's body inadvertently, his eyes lit up instantly, and his mind was on his mind.
Secretly sighed, "Xiaobai, I'm sorry, brother was also forced to do nothing."
The system's cold notification sounded, and one could tell that something was wrong as soon as he heard it.
"What's the matter? From your voice, you seem to be very angry and depressed?"
[Never mind your hammer. 】
"I think you look a bit like finding fault on purpose?"
[You can be more confident and speak with certainty. 】
Han Shichu thought for a while, and seemed to have guessed something, and suddenly wanted to laugh.
"Hey, Sand Sculpture, don't you have a crush on online dating?"
【No, no, don't guess. 】
Hearing its extremely humane and flustered tone, it was obviously a little bit of trying to cover up.
Han Shichu teased in his heart: "Come on, don't be embarrassed, don't be embarrassed, tell Dad what's going on?"
Now that he has been found out, there is nothing to pretend.
But the Sand Sculpture System didn't speak, it just sighed weakly.
From its sigh, Han Shichu heard the infinite melancholy and sadness.
His curiosity was instantly aroused.
"Tell me, what happened? Was she cheated of money or sex?"
The sand sculpture system said contemptuously: "Vulgar, vulgar!"
"How can you weigh my sincere and flawless emotions with stinky dung?"
"Cut..." Han Shichu said disdainfully, "So you are being cheated out of your feelings?"
"What the hell, did you find out the identity of your online dating partner? Is it a dog or a big man who picks his feet?"
The system fell silent again in an instant.
Han Shichu was a little surprised, but more of it was gloating, "Ha, no way, no way, it's not really what I said, right?"
【Made, can you close your beak? 】
As soon as it made a sound, Han Shichu knew that he had definitely guessed right.
Shut up?how can that be possible?This must be to catch its sore spot and ridicule it to death.
"Tsk tsk..." Han Shichu let out a pitiful and sympathetic chuckle.
"I have warned you a long time ago that online dating is risky, and you must be cautious when making friends. But you, take your father's words as a deaf ear, and go your own way."
"How about it, now you know it's uncomfortable? You are a typical example of not listening to the old man's words, and you are suffering in front of your eyes."
"As expected, your online dating partner is probably a greasy face, unshaven beard, who will smell your feet after picking, and flirt with you sweetly, while eating instant noodles and drinking happy water, right? "
"Say you are a sand sculpture, are you really a sand sculpture? You call this kind of fat house that picks your feet, Xiao Tiantian?"
"Puff...haha..."
【Stop meowing, what's so funny? 】
The Sand Sculpture System lost its temper from embarrassment.
Han Shichu also knew enough was enough, "Okay, okay, stop laughing, stop laughing."
But when he said this, he still couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
There's no way, it's really too funny. When I think of the sand sculpture system facing a greasy fat house with a foot, and calling Xiao Tiantian sweetly, isn't this picture too beautiful?
[I'm too lazy to talk to you, old virgin, take the task! 】
[The host is asked to pretend to be a woman to date a man online, and disguise the man as a woman, and successfully make an appointment to meet offline. The time limit is half a month. 】
[When the online dating object says "I like you", the task is successful, otherwise, the task fails. 】
Han Shichu was immediately dumbfounded.
"Ma De, the dog system, you don't want Bilian anymore."
"It's not that Dad lied to your feelings. You are fucking taking personal revenge, more or less with personal grievances and emotions."
[Yes, that's right, aren't you gloating?Don't you dance happily? 】
"My mother, you don't cover up now, do you? Is it so blatant?"
"Hehe..." The system sneered twice, "If you want to wear a crown, you must bear the weight. If you want to be distinguished in front of others, then you must suffer in the future. How can there be a free lunch in the world?"
Han Shichu frowned, and asked, "Then there's nothing you can do?"
He didn't say it explicitly, but he knew it.
[Yes, the only way is to make more money. When your merit points accumulate to a certain amount, you have the right to refuse the tasks issued by this system. 】
It was only then that Han Shichu remembered that the system said before that after accumulating tens of billions of merit points, there will be unexpected surprises.
However, the surprise it says is certainly not the right to refuse system tasks.
"Then, how many merit points are needed to unlock the right to refuse the mission?"
[Not much, [-] million! 】
Han Shichu nodded secretly, it is really not much, just need to get 500 million.
Take a deep breath, it seems that you have to make money, otherwise God knows what weird tasks this broken sand sculpture system will come up with.
But before unlocking this right, he can only complete the system's tasks honestly.
As it says, the nobles suffer before others.
Thinking of this mission, Han Shichu felt dizzy.
Ma De, this sand sculpture system is a bit perverted. It even wants to pretend to be a woman to flirt with younger brothers on the Internet.
My mother, just thinking about it gives me a chill.
This sand sculpture system specifies where there is something wrong.
Han Shichu asked angrily, "Hey, haven't you told Dad about rewards and punishments yet?"
[Punishment for failure, easy to talk about. 】
Hearing its yin and yang voice, Han Shichu couldn't help shivering.
This guy is going to vent all the negative emotions after the failure of online dating on himself.
It's a real dog.
Urging in a bad tone: "Don't f*cking be mysterious, hurry up and say it."
"Hey..." The dog system smiled sinisterly and cunningly, "I wonder if you had the experience and experience of being bitten by an ant when you were a child?"
Hearing this, Han Shichu was shocked instantly, "What... what... mean... mean?"
[Listen to what you mean, have you experienced it? 】
Han Shichu smiled sheepishly, "What's the fuss about that? I was gangster, playful and daring when I was a child, and besides, those are the only ones who play in the countryside. Isn't it normal to be bitten by an ant accidentally?"
[But don't you think there is something abnormal about the bitten place? 】
"Don't worry about these details, just say it quickly."
[The punishment after failure is to let you experience the taste of thousands of ants eating chickens.Don't worry, this taste is guaranteed to make your head burst with sourness. 】
Hearing this punishment, Han Shichu was stunned.
This dog system is really perverted.
"What about the reward for success?"
【depend on mood. 】
Han Shichu shouted angrily, "I see you."
[Hey, young people are irritable, don't worry, the rewards will definitely match the punishments. 】
[Forget it, I'm too lazy to push you, I'm going to start the next relationship, I can't believe that I can't find true love on the Internet...]
The sand sculpture system quit the chat cursing.
Han Shichu took a deep breath, his eyes fell on Bai Luming's body inadvertently, his eyes lit up instantly, and his mind was on his mind.
Secretly sighed, "Xiaobai, I'm sorry, brother was also forced to do nothing."
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