At the beginning, the Civil Affairs Bureau confessed to the newly divorced female president
Chapter 104 Abnormal Punishment, Systematic Online Dating
Han Shichu's guess was right, the punishment this time also has something to do with his second brother.
[If the mission fails, the root of the host's troubles will grow by one meter. 】
My shit, my shit, this shit can be wrapped around twice as a belt, and it really has grown three legs?
Damn, this punishment is really perverted.
"Puff...cough cough..." Han Shichu couldn't hold back, all the food that had just entered his mouth was sprayed out immediately, and he was even choked.
It was also thanks to his quick reaction that he turned his head quickly, otherwise a good dinner would be wasted.
Xiao Tangyuan hurriedly stood on the chair, patted his back with her small hand, and asked softly, "Daddy, are you okay?"
Although Yu Chuchan didn't speak, her eyes were still full of concern. Immediately afterwards, she got up and poured a glass of warm water in front of him.
Han Shichu picked up the water glass and took a sip, calming his mind.
"Dog system, is this what you said I would like? I can go to your uncle!"
[Why, don't you humans think that the bigger and longer you have, the more you have face, the more you can show off? 】
"Show off your hand? I'll take your uncle."
When I think of going to the toilet, others use one hand to support it, or two hands to hold it too much, but I am tied to my waist and supported by my waist?Put it on your shoulders, carry it on your shoulders?Tied to the feet, carried by the feet?
How the hell does this attract the envy and jealousy of others?I'm afraid it will only attract scientists to do human research, which is purely courting death!
Numb, just thinking about it makes me shudder.
This sand sculpture dog system is as vicious as ever!
"Dog system, I found that something is wrong with you, are you too attached to a certain part of my body?"
【Have it?How is it possible, don't think about it. 】
[I need to tell the host that you are an adult now, you have to learn to assign tasks to yourself, don't wait for my uncle to supervise everything. 】
【Is there nothing to do, my uncle?Please, I'm busy, okay? 】
"Busy? What's so busy with your fucking broken system?"
[Cut, it's hard for me to report to you even if I'm dating online? 】
Hearing that Han Shichu was a Muggle for a moment, he was stunned.
My mother, online dating?A broken system for online dating?Can you fucking believe it?
Han Shichu really wanted to smash his head open to see what the hell this dog system was?What evil?
"Xiu'er? Is that you, Xiu'er? Your fucking show makes my scalp tingle!"
Although this sand sculpture dog system is somewhat anti-design, Han Shichu still kindly persuaded him: "Dog system, I must remind you that online dating is risky, and you need to be cautious when making friends. You never know whether you are facing a person or a dog." ,Understand?"
[Let me tell you a hammer, you, a little virgin, are still trying to teach me how to fall in love?cut……】
【That's it, my sweetheart is online, and I don't have time to talk to you. 】
Is it okay to know the online dating system?
Since the system upgrade of this dog, it has become more and more humane. Han Shichu once suspected that after several upgrades, this dog will not really become a person, right?
I'm too lazy to care about the shitty things about the sand sculpture dog system.
Han Shichu took a deep breath. Fortunately, he had planned before, and this task is not too difficult, and there is still a way to do it.
Well, it's not a big problem.
After eating, Han Shichu went to wash the dishes, and Yu Chuchan took the little glutinous rice balls to take a bath after eating.
After all, after spending a whole day outside on a hot day, one can imagine how uncomfortable it is.
If she didn't fall asleep unknowingly as soon as she came back, how could she endure it for so long?
Han Shichu, who came out of the kitchen, sat on the sofa and meditated deeply.
The deduction is perfecting the plan that I have set. After all, the details determine success or failure. Don't miss out on the sweetness and mess up the mission, it will be a bad game.
Just as he was concentrating on his calculations, Yu Chuchan and Xiao Tangyuan went downstairs.
Looking up, Han Shichu was overjoyed immediately, because Yu Chuchan was wearing that black silk lace nightdress with suspenders.
Seeing the two black straps playfully revealed on her white and smooth fragrant shoulders, he rubbed his hands subconsciously.
Hehe...very good, luckily I have a belt, God help me too.
Yu Chuchan came to sit next to him, then touched Xiaotangyuan's head, and said softly, "Little Tangyuan, go and feed the jelly beans."
Xiao Tangyuan looked up at Han Shichu, and after seeing him nod slightly, he responded, "Oh..."
Deliberately pushing away the small glutinous rice balls, it is obvious that she is preparing to make a mess of Han Shichu.
However, Han Shichu smiled calmly, picked up the cherries on the coffee table, and tasted them leisurely, without any panic.
Seeing his behavior, Yu Chuchan pursed her lips in disdain, and snorted coldly in her heart, hum, put on a show, play tricks, I will hold you to whatever I say tonight, otherwise, what status will there be in the family in the future?
This battle over family status has intensified.
The two people who both wanted to be the head of the family refused to give in to each other, and their tactics and schemes emerged endlessly, just like a large-scale palace fighting drama.
However, after getting along during this time, both of them seemed to have selectively forgotten about the paper contract, as if they had already acquiesced to each other.
It's just that the last step is still missing.
So, some things changed subtly in Chun Yurun's silence, and when I realized something and suddenly looked back and thought about it, it was already a foregone conclusion.
It's normal to be in a drama. Some things, some things, will gradually make you develop habits and even become addicted under the matching of time.And once it becomes a habit, it is too difficult to get rid of it, even if you spend your whole life.
I don't know if it's love at first sight, but love is bound to happen after a long time.
"Ahem..." Yu Chuchan pretended to cough twice to attract his attention.
"Why, do you have a cold? Sore throat?" Han Shichu asked pretending to be concerned.
Yu Chuchan gave him an angry look, "Don't pretend to be stupid, what should you do now, don't you know what to do?"
Han Shichu smiled and said, "What should I do? Just tell me what you want, don't be tricky, we're not smart, how can we guess?"
"Hmph..." Yu Chuchan snorted coldly, "You think you can fool me by pretending to be stupid? It's stupid, hand over the card and untie it."
Han Shichu threw the cherry in his hand into his mouth, and said with a smile, "What if I say no?"
Yu Chuchan stared wide-eyed, and glanced around with interest, "Do you think I dare not call Mom again?"
Unexpectedly, Han Shichu nodded, "Yes, I'll bet you don't dare."
Yu Chuchan was a little stunned, and Han Shichu's words immediately put her in trouble.
Why is it different from what I expected?Don't play by the routine?
"Okay." Yu Chuchan said angrily, "I think you won't cry when you see the coffin."
Han Shichu leaned back on the sofa, crossed his legs, and said without fear: "My wife, please start your performance."
"Hmph~~" Without saying a word, Yu Chuchan took out her mobile phone and prepared to call to complain.
This made Han Shichu very happy, hit, hit, hit quickly.
He even wanted to grab the phone and call for her.
[If the mission fails, the root of the host's troubles will grow by one meter. 】
My shit, my shit, this shit can be wrapped around twice as a belt, and it really has grown three legs?
Damn, this punishment is really perverted.
"Puff...cough cough..." Han Shichu couldn't hold back, all the food that had just entered his mouth was sprayed out immediately, and he was even choked.
It was also thanks to his quick reaction that he turned his head quickly, otherwise a good dinner would be wasted.
Xiao Tangyuan hurriedly stood on the chair, patted his back with her small hand, and asked softly, "Daddy, are you okay?"
Although Yu Chuchan didn't speak, her eyes were still full of concern. Immediately afterwards, she got up and poured a glass of warm water in front of him.
Han Shichu picked up the water glass and took a sip, calming his mind.
"Dog system, is this what you said I would like? I can go to your uncle!"
[Why, don't you humans think that the bigger and longer you have, the more you have face, the more you can show off? 】
"Show off your hand? I'll take your uncle."
When I think of going to the toilet, others use one hand to support it, or two hands to hold it too much, but I am tied to my waist and supported by my waist?Put it on your shoulders, carry it on your shoulders?Tied to the feet, carried by the feet?
How the hell does this attract the envy and jealousy of others?I'm afraid it will only attract scientists to do human research, which is purely courting death!
Numb, just thinking about it makes me shudder.
This sand sculpture dog system is as vicious as ever!
"Dog system, I found that something is wrong with you, are you too attached to a certain part of my body?"
【Have it?How is it possible, don't think about it. 】
[I need to tell the host that you are an adult now, you have to learn to assign tasks to yourself, don't wait for my uncle to supervise everything. 】
【Is there nothing to do, my uncle?Please, I'm busy, okay? 】
"Busy? What's so busy with your fucking broken system?"
[Cut, it's hard for me to report to you even if I'm dating online? 】
Hearing that Han Shichu was a Muggle for a moment, he was stunned.
My mother, online dating?A broken system for online dating?Can you fucking believe it?
Han Shichu really wanted to smash his head open to see what the hell this dog system was?What evil?
"Xiu'er? Is that you, Xiu'er? Your fucking show makes my scalp tingle!"
Although this sand sculpture dog system is somewhat anti-design, Han Shichu still kindly persuaded him: "Dog system, I must remind you that online dating is risky, and you need to be cautious when making friends. You never know whether you are facing a person or a dog." ,Understand?"
[Let me tell you a hammer, you, a little virgin, are still trying to teach me how to fall in love?cut……】
【That's it, my sweetheart is online, and I don't have time to talk to you. 】
Is it okay to know the online dating system?
Since the system upgrade of this dog, it has become more and more humane. Han Shichu once suspected that after several upgrades, this dog will not really become a person, right?
I'm too lazy to care about the shitty things about the sand sculpture dog system.
Han Shichu took a deep breath. Fortunately, he had planned before, and this task is not too difficult, and there is still a way to do it.
Well, it's not a big problem.
After eating, Han Shichu went to wash the dishes, and Yu Chuchan took the little glutinous rice balls to take a bath after eating.
After all, after spending a whole day outside on a hot day, one can imagine how uncomfortable it is.
If she didn't fall asleep unknowingly as soon as she came back, how could she endure it for so long?
Han Shichu, who came out of the kitchen, sat on the sofa and meditated deeply.
The deduction is perfecting the plan that I have set. After all, the details determine success or failure. Don't miss out on the sweetness and mess up the mission, it will be a bad game.
Just as he was concentrating on his calculations, Yu Chuchan and Xiao Tangyuan went downstairs.
Looking up, Han Shichu was overjoyed immediately, because Yu Chuchan was wearing that black silk lace nightdress with suspenders.
Seeing the two black straps playfully revealed on her white and smooth fragrant shoulders, he rubbed his hands subconsciously.
Hehe...very good, luckily I have a belt, God help me too.
Yu Chuchan came to sit next to him, then touched Xiaotangyuan's head, and said softly, "Little Tangyuan, go and feed the jelly beans."
Xiao Tangyuan looked up at Han Shichu, and after seeing him nod slightly, he responded, "Oh..."
Deliberately pushing away the small glutinous rice balls, it is obvious that she is preparing to make a mess of Han Shichu.
However, Han Shichu smiled calmly, picked up the cherries on the coffee table, and tasted them leisurely, without any panic.
Seeing his behavior, Yu Chuchan pursed her lips in disdain, and snorted coldly in her heart, hum, put on a show, play tricks, I will hold you to whatever I say tonight, otherwise, what status will there be in the family in the future?
This battle over family status has intensified.
The two people who both wanted to be the head of the family refused to give in to each other, and their tactics and schemes emerged endlessly, just like a large-scale palace fighting drama.
However, after getting along during this time, both of them seemed to have selectively forgotten about the paper contract, as if they had already acquiesced to each other.
It's just that the last step is still missing.
So, some things changed subtly in Chun Yurun's silence, and when I realized something and suddenly looked back and thought about it, it was already a foregone conclusion.
It's normal to be in a drama. Some things, some things, will gradually make you develop habits and even become addicted under the matching of time.And once it becomes a habit, it is too difficult to get rid of it, even if you spend your whole life.
I don't know if it's love at first sight, but love is bound to happen after a long time.
"Ahem..." Yu Chuchan pretended to cough twice to attract his attention.
"Why, do you have a cold? Sore throat?" Han Shichu asked pretending to be concerned.
Yu Chuchan gave him an angry look, "Don't pretend to be stupid, what should you do now, don't you know what to do?"
Han Shichu smiled and said, "What should I do? Just tell me what you want, don't be tricky, we're not smart, how can we guess?"
"Hmph..." Yu Chuchan snorted coldly, "You think you can fool me by pretending to be stupid? It's stupid, hand over the card and untie it."
Han Shichu threw the cherry in his hand into his mouth, and said with a smile, "What if I say no?"
Yu Chuchan stared wide-eyed, and glanced around with interest, "Do you think I dare not call Mom again?"
Unexpectedly, Han Shichu nodded, "Yes, I'll bet you don't dare."
Yu Chuchan was a little stunned, and Han Shichu's words immediately put her in trouble.
Why is it different from what I expected?Don't play by the routine?
"Okay." Yu Chuchan said angrily, "I think you won't cry when you see the coffin."
Han Shichu leaned back on the sofa, crossed his legs, and said without fear: "My wife, please start your performance."
"Hmph~~" Without saying a word, Yu Chuchan took out her mobile phone and prepared to call to complain.
This made Han Shichu very happy, hit, hit, hit quickly.
He even wanted to grab the phone and call for her.
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