As An Immortal, I Had To Pretend To Be A Vampire

  Chapter 89 Charge now, let's explode! (recommended)

  The cashier thought he heard it wrong, and asked again: "How much do you want?"

  Fang Cheng smiled and said, "Ten boxes, you heard me right."

  The cashier had no choice but to turn around and go to the shelf to get it, complaining in his heart that the wholesaler didn’t buy as many as you did. Do you want to use ten boxes to blow up balloons?

  When he came over with ten boxes, Fang Cheng picked them up, looked at them, and threw them back again: "It's too small, I want the biggest one."

   Cashier: "…"

  He took it in his own size, but he didn't expect to be silently ridiculed and critically attacked.

  When the cashier came back with the ten largest ones, Ye Yuqing had already put his hands behind his back and walked in slowly: "What are you buying?"

  The cashier looked up at Ye Yuqing's face, and then at the scale on her chest.

  In an instant, there was a strong sadness in my heart, like drinking a few jars of adult vinegar.

  I am still staying up late to work, and I am so tall that I have never touched the hands of a girl in Dalian, but the kid in front of me can buy ten boxes of small umbrellas with a beautiful girl with big breasts.

   Charge now, let's explode! !

  Fang Cheng noticed the envious eyes of the cashier, smiled at him, and answered Ye Yuqing's question while paying: "Buy a small umbrella."

  Ye Yuqing was dumbfounded, her whole face flushed as red as a monkey's butt, and she shouted, "What are you buying this for?!"

   "Didn't you just say you wanted to play games with me?"

  Fang Cheng turned his head to look at her, and said strangely: "If you don't use this, aren't you afraid of eating Beijing porridge carelessly?"

  Ye Yuqing remembered what she said just now, and she stammered: "Then you don't need to buy so much, do you?"

  Fang Cheng shook his head and said, "Not many, we can use them to blow up balloons."

   Ye Yuqing: (°ー°〃)

  Watching Fang Cheng pull away the blushing Ye Yuqing, the cashier felt that the world was not worth it, so he hanged himself on the southeast branch.

  Hey, another juicy melon is about to be hit with precision strikes, phase rush, and the grip of immortality.

  Seeing other people getting married, the cashier who has been single for many years also felt an impulse in his heart.

  He took out his mobile phone and sent a message to a girl who had been in love with him for many years: "Yumi-chan, I have liked you for a long time, please be my girlfriend."

   I got a reply in the next second: "I'm sorry, you are a good person."

   Cashier: ┭┮﹏┭┮

  ...one cut plum...

  Love hotel, couple suite.

  Ye Yuqing was sitting on a chair, looking at Fang Cheng who was taking a shower in the bathroom, his mind was blank.

  Alas? I'm just kidding, why did it become like this?

  Ye Yuqing was a little dazed. Before, she really had the urge to give up on Fang Cheng for the first time, but she calmed down quickly and dismissed this ridiculous idea.

   As a result, the **** looked uninterested, turned around and bought a small umbrella to bring her to the hotel.

  She suddenly remembered that Fang Cheng seemed to have said that he often brought girls to hotels to play games.

   My God, is it true?

   But it's normal to think about it, this **** is so handsome, as long as he waved his hand a little, I'm afraid there will be countless shameless women who will take the initiative...

  The **** also lied to me that he was a virgin, clearly a sea king.

  Ye Yuqing subconsciously hugged her arms tightly, feeling that her virginity was in danger.

  She glanced at the bathroom, then stood up quietly, tiptoed to the door, ready to slip away.

  When her hand touched the doorknob, Fang Cheng's voice suddenly sounded from behind: "Where are you going?"

  Ye Yuqing shuddered, turned around slowly, and saw Fang Cheng coming out of the bathroom.

  Fang Cheng only wore a bath towel around his waist, his naked upper body was perfect, his abdominal muscles and mermaid lines were clearly visible, enough to make a **** drooling.

   Men like to look at women with good figures, just as women like to look at men with good figures.

  Looking at Fang Cheng's figure, Ye Yuqing only felt her heart pounding, and her cheeks started to feel hot.

  But she still tried her best to pretend she didn't care, crossed her hands and said, "Where I'm going is none of your business."

   "You don't want to run, do you?"

   "Who do you look down on?"

  Fang Cheng dried his hair, threw the towel aside, and walked towards Ye Yuqing.

  Ye Yuqing suddenly panicked.

   "What are you doing, don't come here, I warn you not to touch me! Ah!"

  She wanted to open the door to escape, but Fang Cheng picked her up and threw her on the bed.

  Fang Cheng threw a box of small umbrellas on the bed: "Take it apart yourself."

  Ye Yuqing picked it up and threw it at Fang Cheng's face: "Get lost!"

  Fang Cheng caught the small umbrella thrown over, smiled and walked towards the bed: "You said you wanted to play games with me, what's your attitude now?"

  As Fang Cheng approached, Ye Yuqing retreated steadily on the bed, and quickly shrank into a corner.

  She yelled at Fang Cheng: "Go away, I don't want to play any games with you at all."

   "Did you forget what you said just now?"

   "Can I go back on my word?"

   "Repent? It's up to you now, I say you have to play if you want to play."

  Fang Cheng jumped onto the bed and unpacked all ten boxes of small umbrellas one by one: "I tell you, you can't leave until you use up these tonight."

   Seeing that Fang Cheng seemed to be serious, Ye Yuqing shouted angrily: "If you dare to touch me, Minghui will never forgive you."

  Fang Cheng took out something and threw it at her: "Don't talk nonsense, take it apart."

  The object hit Ye Yuqing's chest and bounced back directly.

  Fang Cheng: (._.)

  Ye Yuqing covered his chest with both hands, and the other party glared at him.

  Fang Cheng picked it up and threw it over. Ye Yuqing reached out to catch it. She was about to throw Fang Cheng in the face when she realized that it was her cell phone that he threw over.

   "Why is my phone in your hand?"

   "I touched it just now, can you play mobile games?"

  Fang Cheng took apart the small umbrella, picked up his mobile phone, clicked on the LOL-like game he often played, and asked her.

  Ye Yuqing nodded subconsciously. Minghui Chaoxiang doesn't play mobile games, but she does, and her skills are good.

   "As long as you know how to play, let's play solo. The person who loses a game will blow up a small umbrella and do fifty sit-ups."

"ha?"

  Ye Yuqing looked at him in bewilderment: "You're talking about playing games... that's it?"

"if not?"

   Fang Cheng sent her an invitation to the battle, and said, "If you want to change to the adult version, I don't mind."

   Ye Yuqing: (*￣︿￣) convex

  …

  When I got home from the love hotel, it was still dark.

  Ye Yuqing slid off the back seat of the motorcycle, her legs gave way, and she fell straight forward.

   Fortunately, Fang Cheng stretched out his hand, picked her up, helped her to the door of the house, and asked her to take out the key to open the door.

   After entering the living room, Fang Cheng threw Ye Yuqing on the sofa, and returned to Chaoxiang Minghui's house after half a month. Nothing had changed.

  Ye Yuqing lay on the sofa, glaring at Fang Cheng with angry eyes.

  After playing games at the love hotel for most of the night tonight, Ye Yuqing's cheeks were swollen, and her waist and legs were almost broken.

  She single-handedly blew up ten boxes of small umbrellas and then did hundreds of sit-ups and squats.

  Fang Cheng is simply a devil, it's fine if he hasn't lost once in solo, and he even forced her to finish all the punishments.

  The most irritating thing is to choose a hero who can E to E. Every time after killing her, she has to frantically light up the dog tag next to the corpse, and point the question mark on the floor.

  Ye Yuqing couldn't help soloing with Fang Cheng several times, and beat the **** to death.

   "Where is the landlady's grandma?"

  Fang Cheng poured water for Ye Yuqing and asked, "Has she preached to you recently?"

"No!"

  Ye Yuqing said unhappily: "You care so much about the old lady, you must be a grandmother, right?"

   "Replace old with big, and remove one overlapping word, you are right."

  Fang smiled and stretched out his hand to flick her on the head, then walked out of the gate: "Let's go, see you next time."

  Ye Yuqing didn't get up to see him off, and soon the sound of a motorcycle engine sounded outside, and gradually went away.

  The house returned to calm again, and after a while, footsteps sounded from the stairs.

  The landlord, Grandma Matsuda, came down from the second floor and came to the sofa in the living room with a kind smile on her face: "Yuqing is back? Are you hungry? I'll give you something to eat."

  Ye Yuqing stared coldly at Grandma Matsuda, and suddenly poured the water in the glass onto her face.

"roll!"

  Grandma Matsuda's smile didn't change at all, she continued to laugh and said, "Don't be angry, the day of God's descent is coming soon, when we will all be able to enter the Paradise of Paradise, we all have a bright future..."

  Ye Yuqing silently stood up from the sofa, endured the pain in her waist and legs, and walked towards her room.

  Grandma Matsuda was still standing in the living room muttering: "Wash away the original sin, and we will enjoy bliss and happiness forever..."

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