As a Captain, You Must Be Cold

Chapter 67

The popularity of R.H and cobra’s regular season is comparable to last year’s semi-finals. The famous scenes followed one after another, and each of them could arouse the great comfort of R.H fans and zc fans.

Zc was humiliated by blocking the door, and R.H was so angry that he turned into a blue face. This emotion is earth-shattering, and I will be the first to respect it. Fan Dashou worked overtime overnight, anthropomorphizing the team with reference to the team’s theme color—zc is a little orange loli, crying in the arms of a big sister with pink hair and double ponytails. The pink-haired pair of ponytails gently comforted the little loli with her hands, and her eyes were three parts distressed, three parts cruel, and four parts murderous.

After Yu Zhaohan saw it, he told Shi Du that this look was good, he wanted to learn from it, but Shi Du blocked his mouth with the milk tea he had drunk half.

Yu Zhaohan didn’t think too much, and opened his mouth to hold the straw. Shi Du watched him take a big sip of milk tea before reminding him: “I used this straw before.”

Yu Zhaohan was puzzled: “I know, didn’t I watch you drink just now?”

Shi Du smiled and said, “You don’t dislike it?”

Yu Zhaohan shook his head: “I don’t dislike it, Yuyu doesn’t have a cleanliness, Shine does.”

“This is not a problem of obsession with cleanliness.” Shi Du said, “Did you use a straw with others when you were still Yuyu?”

Yu Zhaohan thought for a while: “No.”

Shi Du was very satisfied with this answer, and leaned over to kiss the fish, and heard Yu Zhaohan say, “But when I was young, I would share the tableware with my parents.”

Shi Du instantly became ascetic and aloof from the world: “Can you stop mentioning your mother all the time at times like this? I’m going to **** wither.”

Yu Zhaohan said in embarrassment: “But I am Ma Baonan, don’t Ma Baonan always mention mom?”

Time Du: “…”

It was the first time he saw such a self-aware Ma Baonan.

At noon, Lao Tan asked them to go downstairs for dinner in the group, saying that they would eat hot pot at noon. It’s not a Korean-style army hot pot, but a serious Chinese-style hot pot. The hot pot dry dish dipping sauce is sponsored by zc teammate. It is said that their nanny carried it all the way from Sichuan to Seoul. The dipping slippers are delicious.

Lao Tan personally went to the supermarket to buy the vegetables. After buying them, he was so distressed that he didn’t forget to complain to them when he ate them: “Korean fruits are **** outrageous. Two apples cost me tens of RMB. Originally, I wanted to buy I came back with a watermelon, and then I thought it would be better to eat a few more pieces of meat…”

Cheese brushed the phone with the beef, and the beef disappeared. He didn’t bother to fish it, and said excitedly: “Xian Xian, you are on the trending search! The fifth trending search is ‘R.H Nuclear Explosion Four Kills’!”

Qi Xian was a little surprised: “Let me see.”

It’s not uncommon for e-sports players to be hotly searched, but those who appear are usually star players like shiimeless, and even if he were to appear, he would not be so high in the front. Yesterday’s wave of four kills relied on teamwork, so he wouldn’t be on the hot search list alone.

Qi Xian asked Lao Tan: “You should have bought it, right?”

Old Tan happily said: “What’s wrong with the purchase? It’s a waste of your face without marketing. I discussed with the marketing team. You can take a different route from shiimeless. First stir up your popularity, and then you will retreat…”

“Captain,” Shi Du fished out a piece of bacon and put it into Yu Zhaohan’s bowl, “Try this.”

Yu Zhaohan took a shallow bite and threw it back to Shi Du: “Not yet.”

After being interrupted by the two, Old Tan realized that he almost slipped the tongue. He changed the subject and said bluntly: “Then what, I just talked about an endorsement for you, and the endorsement fee is enough for you to open another flower shop.”

Cheese looked at Lao Tan and then at Qi Xian, with a confused expression on his face.

Qi Xian asked: “The endorsement of what?”

Lao Tan grinned: “Shampoo, you can sign the contract when you return to China, and the brand father also specifically told you not to cut your hair.”

Qi Xian also smiled: “This is good, I like it.”

Halfway through the meal, Old Tan went out to answer the phone, and when he came back he cursed unhappily: “…unlucky.”

“What’s the situation?” Qi Xian joked, “Could it be that the brand father went back on his word?”

“No.” Old Tan said with disgust on his face, “It’s the officials who want to punish Timeless.”

Shi Du said: “You push me the official contact information, and I’ll scold you.”

Jiang Di frowned: “Cobra’s punishment measures have also come out?”

“Wow.” Old Tan curled his lips, “Officials say Cobra’s behavior is not a violation, they can only say that they don’t advocate this kind of behavior.”

Yu Zhaohan maintained a world-weary face when he was so angry: “Since this is the case, Timeless is not a violation.”

Jiang Di said in a deep voice, “There is no fairness at all.”

Lao Tan explained: “Timeless was punished not because of that Weibo, but because of his public screen speech.”

The league doesn’t stipulate that players can’t just kill and not take points, or just freeze people but not kill, but it clearly stipulates that professional players can’t fight, and they can’t insult others in public.

Cheese suffocated like a plastic bag over his head: “Brother just said, ‘You guys will abuse vegetables’, is this considered insulting others?”

Lao Tan said: “Cobra complained to the authorities like this: Timeless said that R.H is abusing food, which means that cobra is a foodie.”

Vocabulary such as “cookie”, “stupid”, etc. have long been officially blacklisted.

Shi Du sneered: “They’re just badass, why don’t they let people tell?”

Shitou showed concern: “How will the officials punish? Timeless games can’t be banned, right?”

“If they dare to do this, they can directly withdraw from the domestic market. A fine of 1,000—” Old Tan paused, “dollars.”

“It’s okay, it’s just a small amount of money.” Shitou said, “Our Timeless is worth eight figures, this amount of money is still…”

“1000 dollars?” Shi Du said “fuck”, “Why don’t they grab it.”

Stone:”?”

Cheese smiled and said, “Although we Timeless are worth eight figures, we haven’t even got enough money to buy a house.”

Yu Zhaohan thought of the watch that Shi Du gave him on his birthday and the car he lent him to drive, the two things together were enough to buy a small study.

After eating and drinking enough, the six of them started training. Shi Du’s phone on the table vibrated.

【Shine transferred 7000 yuan to you】

Shi Du raised his eyes to look at Yu Zhaohan.

[Timeless:? 】

[Shine: I’ll pay the fine for you this time, don’t scold your opponent in public from now on]

[Timeless: That’s not okay, I can’t help it]

【Shine: Then don’t call them naive, scold them naicai, you won’t be fined for it】

[Timeless: . 】

[Timeless: Thank you wife, but I would rather pay a fine]

In order to play cobra, the six of them have been training a lot these days. After discussing with Lao Tan, Yu Zhaohan decided to give everyone a day off to relax.

Cheese moved out of his empty suitcase and worked as a part-time shopping agent. He was full of enthusiasm and said that he must buy a bag that was sold out in China for his mother, and even recruited Jiang Di to help him carry the suitcase. Qi Xian ran out of skin care products, so he happened to go shopping with Cheese. Stone is the first time to come to South Korea to compete, of course he has to join in the fun.

Lao Tan made an appointment with the manager of the IPL to have a drink. Only Yu Zhaohan, Shi Du and Lu Youshan remained in the temporary base.

Shi Du ignored Lu Youshan, and that was a rare time alone for him and Yu Zhaohan. But after waking up, he realized that it was himself who was ignored. Lu Youshan and Yu Zhaohan were busy replaying the game in the Western Division together, and he went back and forth several times from the side, but Yu Zhaohan didn’t even give him a straight look.

Shi Du simply didn’t leave, sat down next to Yu Zhaohan, lay down on the table and watched videos boredly.

Before going to bed last night, Yu Zhaohan and Shi Du watched a lot of videos together, and Yu Zhaohan also liked a lot of them. As a result, the big data now pushes Shi Du all the videos about kittens cooking, animals bewildering behavior and so on.

Although Shi Du didn’t speak, Yu Zhaohan’s attention was still distracted by him. Yu Zhaohan endured so hard, couldn’t bear it, and finally spoke to Shi Du: “Timeless.”

Shi Du: “Huh?”

“Go away and don’t bother me.”

Shi Du raised his eyebrows: “I’m playing with my phone, why bother you?”

Yu Zhaohan launched a cold eye attack on Shi Du, and Shi Du looked at him calmly, not afraid at all. Yu Zhaohan glanced at Lu Youshan who was in deep thought, and tentatively whispered, “Cheese is a pig.”

There seemed to be an enchantment around Lu Youshan, his voice could not be heard at all, and there was no reaction. Only then did Yu Zhaohan say to Shi Du reassuringly, “Be good, go and play by yourself.”

Shi Du suppressed a smile and asked, “What would Yuyu want to eat tonight, I’ll make it for you.”

Yu Zhaohan became more and more unscrupulous: “I want to eat the food cooked by Shi Du.”

Shi Du rubbed Yu Zhaohan’s head: “Wait.”

As soon as Shi Du left, Lu Youshan released his contemplative state: “Shine, do you feel that the coach of ppz has become lazy?”

“Oh?” Yu Zhaohan crossed his arms and said with great interest, “Tell me.”

Lu Youshan said: “This season, ppz’s style of play has always been the same. Which lineup has the highest winning rate and which one should be used. There is no innovation, it is purely copying homework…”

Shi Du came to the kitchen and took out all the ingredients that could be used from the refrigerator, including shiitake mushrooms, carrots, eggs and luncheon meat. He diced what could be diced, and cooked the noodles in the turkey noodles and fried them together to make fried noodles for three people.

Shi Du returned to the living room with fried noodles in one hand and Coca-Cola in the other, only to see Lu Youshan who was still replaying. Shi Du asked, “Where’s the captain?”

Lu Youshan: “…”

Shi Du: “Coach?”

Lu Youshan: “…”

Time Du: “.”

ok, he found it himself.

The villa is that big, Shi Du quickly found Yu Zhaohan in the room.

Yu Zhaohan sat cross-legged on the gaming chair and made a phone call. When he saw Shi Du came in, he mouthed to him: It’s my mother.

Shi Du mouthed back to him: You continue.

“…everything else in Seoul is fine, but I’m already tired of eating Korean food. Lao Tan said that the fruit here is very expensive.” Yu Zhaohan said whatever came to his mind, “Shi Du takes good care of me, he will cook for us eat.”

While drinking coke, Shi Du listened to Yu Zhaohan acting like a baby to his mother.

“But not every meal. He can’t make lunch because he has to sleep in.”

Time Du: “…”

“It’s nothing else—by the way, Mom, Shi Du said that I’m bent, I think he’s right, I really…”

Shi Du spit out a mouthful of Coke and coughed violently.

Yu Zhaohan was taken aback by Shi Du, and quickly patted Shi Du on the back to help him calm down. He didn’t forget to continue talking to his mother: “Mom, don’t you know what it means to be bent? Boys like boys…”

Shi Du snatched the idiot wife’s mobile phone, and covered Yu Zhaohan’s mouth with the other hand: “Hi Auntie, I’m Shi Du, I want to say hello to you.”

Yu Zhaohan blankly kept holding the phone.

Mother Yu was also stunned, and then said warmly: “Hi Shi Du. Don’t bother next time, cooking takes too much time. Picky eating is not a good habit, so don’t get used to Zhaohan.”

Shi Du said: “The captain is not a picky eater, anyone will get tired of eating the same taste for a long time. Cooking is my hobby, I don’t find it troublesome.”

Mother Yu smiled and said, “That’s still hard work. When you return to your country, Auntie will go to the base to deliver delicious food to you.”

Shi Du and Mother Yu chatted a few words and ended the call. When Shi Du hung up the phone, Yu Zhaohan asked him: “Shi Du, what are you doing?”

“What are you doing now?” Shi Du was annoyed and amused, “Come out is such an important matter, you can just talk about it without discussing it with me?”

Yu Zhaohan said, “But won’t my mother know about my bending over sooner or later?”

“Yes. But…”

Yu Zhaohan couldn’t understand: “Since you’re going to come out sooner or later, what’s the difference between saying it sooner and later?”

“Of course.” Shi Du tried hard to make Yu Zhaohan understand, “Don’t you like to read romance novels about bossy bosses? In the novels, the bossy bosses confess their love affairs to their parents, usually at a later stage. It’s just waiting for two people Once your relationship has stabilized, we can face it together—do you understand what I’m saying?”

Yu Zhaohan half understood: “But we don’t have a female lead, only two male leads.”

Shi Du knew the brain circuit of a normal person without reading a novel: “It’s even more impossible to tell your parents about the novels of the two male protagonists so early.”

“Okay.” Yu Zhaohan said, “Then tell me, when can we come out?”

“It should be… after the relationship is confirmed—or after my house is bought.”

“How can we confirm the relationship?” Yu Zhaohan asked curiously, “Go to bed? But how do two boys go to bed?”

Shi Du was startled, and raised his hand to cover his face.

He only knows the general idea, but he really doesn’t know the specifics.

Shi Du drank the remaining Coke in one gulp, cooled his body down, and then said in a very understanding tone, “At least kiss first.”

Yu Zhaohan said “Oh”. He was kissed by Shi Du on the forehead and cheek, although he was very shy, he still managed it. Now that he’s bent over, it seems like a kiss will happen sooner or later.

So, Yu Zhaohan said: “Then let’s find an auspicious day to kiss.”

Shi Du looked at Yu Zhaohan, opened and closed his lips, and after a lot of hardships, he managed to choke out a word: “…OK.”