Anti-grave robbery: scare away Jin Xiaowei at the beginning

Chapter 62 The Eight Horses travel [-] miles a day, why won't King Mu come back

"Third Uncle, Third Uncle!"

"Is everyone okay! I feel so tired!"

Pan Zi crawled out from the pile of rubble. As soon as Pan Zi came out, everyone raised their guns and aimed their guns at Pan Zi.

Pan Zi hurriedly raised his hand, "What are you doing? I'm Pan Zi! Third Uncle, I'm Pan Zi!"

Wu Laosan was hit with a bloody hole on his head, and the blood flowed out. Wu Laosan pointed a gun at Pan Zi, "Say, what is your name?"

Pan Zi said, "My name is Pan Dashi. My father hoped that I could do great things, so he named me Pan Dashi!"

Wu Laosan asked again, "Do you like spicy food or sweet food?"

Pan Zi put on a bitter face, and spread his hands, "Third Uncle, I have a heavy taste, I eat a lot of salt, I don't eat spicy or sweet!"

Hu Bayi muttered, "Is it really Pan Zi?"

Shopkeeper Chen asked unsurely, "Last question, how many girls do you have?"

"I'm so big-headed!" Pan Zi said, "Third uncle and I still have a boy! If you don't believe this, you can ask the third master!"

Wu Tianzhen rubbed his leg on one side, "I can testify that he is indeed a man who has never even held a girl's hand! He is real, not fake."

Hearing what Wu Tianzhen said, everyone put down their guns one after another.

Pan Zi saw that the blood was still pouring from Wu Laosan's head, so he hurriedly took out the bandage bag, and said incessantly while bandaging, "Third Uncle, are you okay? Burn it all!"

Wu Laosan looked at Pan Zi who was bandaging himself in class, with a complex expression on his face.

The tomb robbers around also looked at Pan Zi, a little speechless.

Isn't everyone's appearance now thanks to you?

You beat us all by yourself!Just now when your kid was possessed, the tiger destroyed the world, what's the matter now, you slapped your ass and turned your face and refused to admit it?
Pan Zi looked at everyone looking at him, a little puzzled, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Obviously, Pan Zi had forgotten the good deed he had done, and everyone could only pretend it had never happened, laughing bitterly, laughing uglier than crying.

"Cheer up!"

"Cheer up a little!"

Shopkeeper Chen patted his tattered deerskin gloves and said, "After all the hard work, I finally found the coffin. Now is the time for everyone to harvest. Come, let's see what treasures we managed to get this time! Ascension to the coffin—! "

Shopkeeper Chen raised his coffin, and the people beside him echoed, "Fat Cai—"

When everyone was excited, Hu Bayi habitually took out a candle and planned to light it.

"Don't order it." Wang Kaixuan pointed to the miserable blood corpse stabbed to death by the black gold ancient knife on the ground, "The Lord has been dragged out by the little brother and stabbed to death. Isn't it unnecessary to order that?"

Hu Bayi ignored Wang Kaixuan, "You know what, this is the rule, left by the patriarch!"

Hu Bayi lit a candle in the southeast corner, the candle flame was shining brightly, and everyone began to open the coffin.

The first golden dragon coffin has been opened, and the inside is bloody. At first glance, the stench of corpses is coming, and the flashlight shines on. The tomb robbers suppressed vomiting and stirred it with Luoyang shovel for a while, but nothing happened. thing.

On the other hand, on the bloody corpse of the owner of the tomb, everyone discovered that he had a piece of clothing on his body, a gold-threaded jade garment made of pieces of gold thread and jade. , it didn't shatter, but the back of the bloody corpse was directly poked out by the black gold ancient knife.

Boyouping pulled back the black gold ancient knife, and picked up the golden jade clothes with the tip of the knife. The golden jade clothes jumped up, and the blood stains on it seemed to be affected by special cleaning agents in an instant. It slipped, and in the blink of an eye, it turned into a brand-new golden-haired jade dress. Everyone admired the incomparably beautiful handicraft and whispered for a while.

"These clothes are worth a lot of money. Not to mention that they are invulnerable, and they have an automatic cleaning function."

"The owner of the tomb will wear this clothes until his death. What's the origin!"

"I don't know, but seeing the owner turned into a blood corpse when he was about to die, I reckon that the owner of the tomb died quite aggrieved."

Wu Laosan looked at the gold threaded jade clothes and thought, "Jade clothes are also called "jade boxes" and "jade scorpions". They were the funeral clothes worn by emperors and high-ranking nobles before the Han Dynasty. According to the grade, it can be divided into "Jade Clothes with Golden Threads", "Jade Clothes with Silver Threads" and "Jade Clothes with Copper Threads". If it leaks out, it can make the bones not rot, and can seek rebirth in the afterlife, and even live forever.”

Wu Tianzhen said, "Can you seek immortality? Is it true or not?"

Wu Laosan looked at the bloody corpse lying on the ground and analyzed it carefully, "I have seen Han Dynasty jade clothes buried with him in some museums before, and those jade clothes are no different from ordinary jade figurines. The corpses in the jade figurines are also dry skeletons. I don’t know if other jade clothes have this effect, but this one is different from ordinary jade clothes! The blood and most of the organs in the body, you look at the edge of the blood corpse, there are even some white hairs, this is a sign of rejuvenation!"

Everyone looked at the blood corpse lying on the ground, not to mention seeing white hairs on the edge of the blood corpse's palm.

Everyone looked at the dead blood corpse and talked a lot.

"So, the owner of the tomb was alive when we came?"

"It must be alive? Otherwise, how can it be so good at fighting!"

"What the hell, after living for thousands of years, this person lost his human figure and became a blood corpse. What is this picture, and suffer?"

"The ghost knows what the owner of the tomb is thinking. Maybe he just made a bet alone and wanted to live for so long."

Poker bottle said, "This King Lu Shang wanted to be reborn, but unfortunately we interrupted the rebirth plan."

"No problem!" Wang Kaixuan said, "Then the question is again, why did we interrupt his rebirth? Who guided us?"

Wu Tianzhen was thoughtful, "Bai Yujing?"

Hu Bayao, "It's Bai Yujing. We were guided here by Bai Yujing and interrupted his longevity plan. Then it's not difficult for us to find out that Bai Yujing's real intention is to kill those who are trying to live forever. Or those damned historical remnants."

Wu Tianzhen said, "So, are we doing justice for the heavens?"

Shopkeeper Chen laughed and said, "Otherwise, how can the name Yujing Immortal Thief be worthy of us? We are not robbing tombs, we are accepting the guidance of our predecessors to eliminate the remnants of turmoil in the world. We are doing this for the benefit of the future. There are great blessings!"

"Hahaha!"

All the tomb robbers laughed, but Xu Ming's trio in the soil were very depressed.

How can you boast so much!

If Bai Yujing is understood by you as destroying the immortals, then didn't I cultivate a killer for myself?
Wouldn't this be me killing myself?
Amidst everyone's laughter, Poker Ping broke the deadlock, and Ping Zi said, "I don't think Bai Yujing wants us to shatter the longevity plan of the immortals. Maybe Bai Yujing has deeper schemes."

Wu Sanxing nodded and said, "I also agree with Pingzi's statement. Although this King Lu Shang seems to have been reborn successfully, his spiritual consciousness has been destroyed. Even if he is resurrected, he is still a walking dead. It is not true longevity at all. Maybe Bai Yu There are other deeper meanings in the longevity of the Beijing-Kowloon coffin.”

Wu Tianzhen said, "Another deeper meaning? What is that?"

Wu Laosan looked at the phoenix coffin, "The answers are all here! Open the coffin!"

Several staff rushed forward, pried the four corners together, opened the phoenix coffin, and a gust of fragrant wind rushed towards the face.

"poison gas!"

"Poisonous gas! Be careful!"

And even faster, at this moment, everyone realized that it seemed that no one had been poisoned.

Yes, no one got poisoned!

Everyone climbed up in embarrassment, looked at the faint crimson mist, and then looked inside the coffin, only to see a pink skeleton!

"Fuck! Pink Skull! This is the first time I've seen you!"

"The scent just now, it smells so good, it feels like this bone scent."

Wu Tianzhen said, "The ancients often said that the jade bones of a beautiful woman give off fragrance. This is true! The concubine Lu Shang who was buried with her must have been a great beauty when she was alive!"

Hu Bayi looked at the coffin, "Look, there is an ancient silk from the Warring States Period in the hand of this beautiful skeleton! Yes! Look!"

In the hand of the beautiful skeleton, there was really an ancient silk from the Warring States period. Wu Sansheng hurriedly picked out the ancient silk. The ancient silk was exactly the same as the ancient silk from the Warring States period that he had obtained before, and behind the ancient silk was a poem.

The windows of Yaochi's grandma opened, and the singing of yellow bamboo moved and mourned.

Ba Jun travels [-] miles a day, so why doesn't King Mu come back again?

Wu Sansheng said, "This is a poem by Li Shangyin in the late Tang Dynasty!"

Hu Bayi pushed his chin, "In the underground labyrinth before, those bones and remains that died under the mouth of the tardigrade were obviously the remains of Bai Yujing's predecessors. If we contact the coffin of Bai Yujing who guarded the gate before, it is not difficult to speculate that Bai Yujing is the first The time when they stepped on the site for the first time should be the Three Kingdoms of the Eastern Han Dynasty. They entered for the first time, and they also left behind the Wuqinxi. But after Bai Yujing dispatched the first batch of tomb robbers, they failed quickly, and most of them were hung up on the level of water bears. They came again, this time they came to the tomb, but it was a pity that they encountered Hydra, looking at the so many bones on the killing platform, it is estimated that they were all left by tomb robbers in the late Tang Dynasty."

Wu Tianzhen said, "So we are in the third batch?"

"It should be." Wu Sansheng coughed violently, "It's just, why do I feel like something is wrong with me!"

"Yes, something is wrong!" Chai Yuguan also coughed, "My skin seems to be hot, this feeling!"

Hu Bayi looked at the crowd, "Your faces are so red, wait, why are you all standing up? I understand, the pink mist just now is not poisonous gas at all, nor is it a pink beauty with jade bones, it is What an aphrodisiac!"

"aphrodisiac?"

"What the hell! What's going on!"

"Does the owner of the tomb want to play with us for a while before he dies?"

"I'm so dizzy now, Lao Wang, Lao Wang, you are so graceful!"

"piss off!"

The three underground corpses looked at each other, King Lu Shang and Tie Miansheng both looked at Xu Ming.

An ancient general and a beautiful woman looked at each other, and Xu Ming grinned awkwardly, "I think they are all exhausted, so I gave them some news, do you want some?"

King Lu Shang said angrily, "Can you be a human being! People are dying, and you still give them aphrodisiacs!"

The apricot eyes that were angry and angry were full of affection, full of intoxication, "I just like a gentle and considerate master like you, why don't we also have some—ah!"

Xu Ming rubbed his arms, looked at Tie Miansheng who had slapped him, "Stay away from me, I'm allergic to women!"

King Lu Shang looked at this moment, and ate several catties of dog food at once, and it was green hat brand dog food.

(End of this chapter)