LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 9
Chapter 9 Uncle Long’S Blue Sweater! Little Fanboy Spider-Man! (A New Book Asks For Flowers!)
[Successful performance, reward: Jackie Chan’s blue sweater! 】
[Jackie Chan’s classic skin in The Adventures of Jackie Chan, after wearing it, you will be proficient in all Chinese martial arts. Be careful not to say the spell “unlucky, unlucky, unlucky” during battle, otherwise morale -1. 】
[It is detected that the host is wearing a blue sweater, unlocking the special title Stunt Master! 】
[When the host faces dangerous situations such as jumping off a train, climbing stairs with bare hands, fighting on the roof of a car, etc., the host will be unscathed and land steadily. 】
Um?
This reward is not bad!
Shire put on Uncle Long’s original skin.
Imitating his movements, he grabbed his hair.
“Unlucky, unlucky, unlucky…”
“Father, Xiaoyu doesn’t know where to go!”
as expected.
When Shire finished speaking this sentence.
Feeling tense for no reason.
It seems that there are really ninja soldiers chasing and killing him behind his back.
fortunately.
He is not Uncle Long now, but Holy Master.
It was Shire who hunted down Uncle Long and Xiaoyu!
“Shire, your dress looks so old!”
“Peter, don’t talk nonsense, this sweater is obviously very mature.”
On the table.
While talking, Aunt Mei scooped up a bowl of soup for Shire.
Parker shrugged.
However, the way he looked at Shire was indeed much kinder.
The first time is raw and the second time is cooked.
Shire has eaten so many days at Aunt May’s house.
little Spider-Man also let go of his stereotypes.
“Okay, Aunt Mei, let’s go to school.”
“You guys pay attention to safety.”
Walking on the way to school.
Shire and Parker chattered without a word.
Suddenly, little Spider-Man asked mysteriously.
“Shire, you and Gwen Stacy are classmates…”
“Are you in love?”
Shire hummed.
Parker looked at Shire adoringly.
“I really envy you, you are so handsome and you can chat so well, you must be rich if you live in a big house…”
Parker chattered and danced.
Even a thick-skinned person like Shire.
It was all embarrassing for him to praise.
“Oh, if only I were like you.”
Shire smiled: “You mean Mary Jane?”
“You, what are you talking about!”
Parker shook his head quickly.
Then Lal pulled on his own black-rimmed glasses.
His poor acting skills and petty tricks can’t fool anyone.
Shire: “Come on Peter, do you think I don’t know that you hang out on windows every day, peeping at people’s houses?”
Parker: “I, I’m…”
etc.
How did Shire know I was peeping?
Could he be spying on Mary Jane too!
“Get out, I’m not that stupid.”
“And Mary Jane doesn’t fit my aesthetic at all.”
“That’s good.” Parker nodded with a smile, “Shire, can you teach me how to chase girls?”
Hear him.
Shire almost said casually: If you like it, force it…
Fortunately, he stopped the car in time.
“Parker, what do you think is missing from Mary Jane?”
Parker frowned.
I thought hard for a long time.
Parker: “She lacks my love!”
Shire: “…”
Parker: “That’s my company. I think chasing a girl means spending time and effort to make her happy.”
Shire: “And what does all this entail?”
Parker was questioned.
Soon, he got the answer.
“money.”
“As long as you have money, you can help Mary Jane change her life, make her dream of becoming a dancer come true, and make Aunt May eat fried pork chops every day…”
Parker still wanted to be stubborn.
A person like him who has not experienced social torture.
I think money is vulgar, and being a Spider-man is the most valuable thing.
Shire shook his head helplessly.
“I’m definitely not talking about becoming a capitalist like Kim.”
“However, you don’t even have the minimum salary, how can you give Mary Jane a bright future?”
“Love without substance is like your cobweb, pull it and it breaks.”
The honest and honest Parker was in a hurry.
He quickly retorted: “Impossible, my cobweb can pull up two cars, and the toughness is at least a few tons…”
Shire was speechless.
You kid is really not good at oil and salt!
Parker: “Wait, what did I just say?”
Parker froze for a moment.
Suddenly realized that he had slipped his tongue.
At this moment.
“Whizzing!”
A speeding car on the road lost control for no reason and rushed towards the curb at a speed of one hundred yards per hour.
Parker and Shire just passed by.
Not surprisingly.
They’re about to turn into two patties that make crab burgers.
“careful!”
Spider Telepathy made Parker react quickly.
He stretched out his hands subconsciously, and blocked the head of the car with the gesture of Dust Escape · Mother’s Stripping Technique.
With two bangs, Parker slammed his back against the street lamp.
“Shire, are you okay?”
Parker looked away in concern.
Only to find that Shire took out a cup of milk tea out of nowhere.
Ziliu Ziliu sucking the pearls at the bottom of the cup.
“And you said you’re not Spider-man!”
“I, I am born with divine power!”
never mind.
Parker didn’t have time to explain to Shire and pushed the car away.
However, this is just the beginning.
A burst of tearing air sounds came, and the target was directed at the two of them.
Parker rolled over to the side.
That’s why it wasn’t sieved.
He raised his head angrily, and found two figures walking towards him.
A special soldier in a green combat suit.
There was a long tail hanging behind it.
Resembling a stinging scorpion.
The other is a professional killer with a knife in his left hand and a gun in his right, with a target-like pattern on his forehead.
the two of them.
It was Jin Bin’s general.
Scorpions and Bullseye!
Peter Parker saw them appear.
There was a sudden panic in my heart.
He looked around for a place to put on his Spider battlesuit.
However.
Scorpion glanced at Shire who was drinking milk tea, and then at Peter Parker who was grabbing the car with his bare hands.
Excitement flashed in Yin Yin’s eyes.
“I didn’t expect that there would be unexpected gains today…”
“The boss will be very happy to see you!”
Bullseye shot him a cool look.
He doesn’t have any nonsense.
He raised his hand and aimed at Shire and fired two shots.
Parker’s pupils shrank slightly, and the next second…
A scene that surprised him happened.
The speeding bullet came suddenly, and it was about to pierce Shire’s forehead.
unexpectedly.
He suddenly used a strange backflow technique.
sing, dance…
Iron Mountain!
Dodge all these bullets!
“Um?”
Not just Parker.
Even Shire originally was surprised.
He dodged the bullet completely subconsciously.
Obviously those iron bullets…
You can’t hurt yourself at all!
“I see, it turned out to be Uncle Long’s sweater.”
That is.
In front of Jackie Chan…
Bullets are useless!
Bullseye: “Damn.”
Bullseye pressed the trigger again, but none of the bullets hit.
then.
He decided not to waste any more time.
“Scorpion, hurry up and deal with them.”
“Otherwise, it will be troublesome when Spider-man comes.”
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