Chapter 279 Qing Bei Wu Miserable
Just as Xiao Longnu was tying up her hair, the big cricket saw that the two beautiful feathers on its head had completely disappeared, so it had no choice but to let out a sigh of regret.
Then, the cricket paid a heavy bow to Downton, then kicked up its legs, jumped dozens of miles, and disappeared into the Flower and Fruit Mountain.
And the moment the big cricket jumped up...
Boom! ! !
The ground around him was shaking, and Bajie was even more surprised as he looked at the long-jumping cricket and said.
"Is this thing so awesome? Just jump around and move mountains on the spot...wait, what is that?!!"
As Bajie said this, he looked towards a golden light streaking across the sky in the distance.
Seeing the golden light rushing towards him, Bajie quickly looked at Downton, but Downton just raised his right arm towards the golden light.
Whoosh!
boom! ! !
After a muffled sound, Downton sat there steadily, and even the dust around him was firmly protected by his mental strength.
As for the golden cudgel that Pi Tou threw at Downton, Downton raised his hand to block it, then grabbed the stick by the body, slammed it to the ground, and continued.
"Even if Sun Wukong himself comes face to face, after seeing that I am willing to help him and that he is really capable of realizing his dream of shattering Ling Xiao and redefining the Three Realms and Six Paths.
Not to mention a golden cudgel. I want his life. Is it difficult for him to give it to me?
As for you, Bangzi, are you going to fuck my balls?
Did your father ask you to smash it? Then who is your father? Is it a monkey, or is it really that old man? "
After finishing his words, Downton gently lifted the golden cudgel. The golden cudgel suddenly became shorter and more tapered than the head of a cotton swab.
Seeing the obedient change in the stick, Downton threw it into his ear, and the golden cudgel disappeared into the gap between Downton's ears.
At the same time, Zhu Bajie, who had witnessed everything, swallowed hard, and then asked in disbelief.
"Great Sage, are you sure you are not my senior brother?
In this world, I can’t tell the difference between true and false, I really can’t tell the difference!
Don't think you are not a senior brother, let alone resurrect the monkeys one by one, and say you are keeping them for the monkeys.
But you... you are really... so similar, so much like the Monkey King back then, just as tyrannical and arrogant, just as lawless!
It's just that I, the old pig, can't see clearly or figure it out. After all, when I, the old pig, met my senior brother, he had already become a traveler. "
Having said this, Bajie sighed melancholy, then sat down next to Downton and said sadly.
"While you're always here tying your hair, you old pig, I won't complain.
When Tianting wanted to conquer Huaguoshan and Bi Mawen, we had no chance to participate. After all, we were in charge of the navy, so we could only wander around in the galaxy, how could we go out to show off.
I just heard that after that, the monkey ascended to heaven again, was granted the title of the Monkey King, and even shared a mansion with him.
That year at the Lotus Appreciation Banquet, I, an old pig, went to have a drink, but I didn’t even dare to drink more than three glasses of water or wine, for fear that I would cause trouble if I drank too much.
When I was leaving the banquet, I saw others holding my senior brother, a drunk monkey, and I was extremely envious.
When will I dare to get drunk?
I don’t know, I don’t dare to think about it!
Even during the Lotus Appreciation Banquet, when the Taiyin Star Lord waved his hand to summon a group of dancing girls, I didn’t dare to look at it. I only remembered that the Chang’e Dancer standing at the front had white hair and was extremely beautiful. .
As for what happened later, I, you wife, looked at the white-haired dancer a few more times, and happened to see the Jade Emperor having a private meeting with the white-haired dancer. This matter was reported to the Jade Emperor by Wang Lingguan.
If the spiritual officer who could kill a thousand swords had not been able to defeat him, I, the old pig, would have found an opportunity to kill him and take out his brains to drink!
Sigh... This day, isn't it always like this? Senior brother and I had a drink together at the end, and I just remember him saying that he would never grow up, and I would never see him again.
If you can't live forever, why don't those old people who have lived forever for the longest time die? Why should he, the monkey head, die instead? "
Having said this, Bajie raised his head sadly and looked at Downton's side face.
At the same time, Downton nodded slightly and smiled.
"You're right, idiot, since immortality deserves death, then just stop living. Why let yourself die first?
As for you, think about it, if there are really countless worlds in the world, is he really the only one in the world, Sun Wukong?
Maybe, more Sun Wukong will follow me to heaven in the future.
And me, if you really mind, just think of me as Sun Wukong in other worlds.
Because our bones are filled with disdain for big shots.
It’s just that I’m lazier and stronger than them, haha! "
Amid laughter, Kang Jinlong put the hairpin through his hair and crown in a daze.
The moment Downton put on his hair crown, his ears twitched slightly, and then he couldn't help but stand up.
"What a ghost!"
He cursed in displeasure, and then waved his hands to Bajie and Kang Jinlong.
"You guys go back to Xiaoxitian later. As soon as I left, Qing Qing called for help from behind. I don't know what the hell he encountered. I'll go back and take a look!"
"In that case, then, Great Sage, go back quickly, and we will follow closely behind!"
Bajie immediately responded to Downton, who disappeared in the flames.
Looking at Downton's back, Bajie took a deep breath, and then turned into black wind and rose into the sky.
At the same time, Kang Jinlong transformed into a dragon body and approached Bajie's Heifeng and asked softly.
"Marshal Tianpeng, you are now...really hanging up your sign with the Great Sage, so what about your position as the Altar Purifier? Don't you want it anymore?"
"Haha, what about you, Kang Jinlong? Didn't you also say you didn't want your fucking position as a star?"
Bajie responded, sneering and shaking his Black Wind.
Then, he said with a little regret.
"There is one thing I didn't tell the Great Sage. My senior brother asked me when he drank with me before he died.
He asked me if he wanted to give up the position of Fighting Buddha and return to Huaguo Mountain to live a happy life, and asked me if I was willing to give up the position of the Altar Purifier and accompany him.
How many times did I say I didn't want to, and how much regret I have in my heart now.
Why didn't I think of it at the beginning?
If I had thought of it, would I really care about the fucking position of the Altar Purifier?!!"
...
On the other hand, Xiaoxitian, near the ruins of Xiaoleiyin Temple.
After Donton and his party left, Qingbei patted his belly excitedly and immediately planned to gather the living fairies and people around.
You know, although gold is just gold, its importance to monsters is not low at all.
The reason why the Bull Demon King accepted the Jade-faced Fox's marriage proposal was also half because the Jade-faced Fox had more than a million pieces of property!
It's no joke that money can reach the gods. As long as it is an equivalent recognized by a class as a whole, no matter whether this class is human or immortal, wealth still has the value it should have!
So, the king actually handed over billions of private property to me for safekeeping. What kind of trust is this!
After I build the Great Lingxiao Palace for the king, maybe the king will replace my head with his right hand, so that I can be arrogant for a while!
As for whether the Great Leiyin Temple will be besieged by the Heavenly Court, if it was before Maitreya escaped, Qingbei would still be a little afraid.
But after Maitreya escaped, Qingbei had no scruples!
Even his mother's Buddha ran away, who else can defeat my king? Can he rely on his four guards, twenty-eight constellations, four heavenly kings and the pagoda-holding Li Tianwang?
Even if the real monarch is in front of him, he... he...
Just as Qingbei was gathering people, arranging work, and thinking about this...
Somehow, Qingbei suddenly felt a chill on his back, and a plum blossom grew on the ground at his feet!
The moment he saw the plum blossom, Qingbei was slightly stunned, and then hurriedly picked up the little mace that Donton had just given him a few hours ago, and barely blocked the three-pointed two-edged sword that attacked from behind!
But although he blocked it, he was blown away by the unparalleled force carried by the three-pointed two-edged sword and smashed hard between the valleys!
While struggling to get up from the ground, Qingbei Long looked forward in disbelief.
In his eyes, the pair of boots that came out of the smoke and dust stopped in front of him, and the owner of the boots asked him softly.
"Why did Maitreya suddenly send me out of the Buddha's heaven that he promised me? What happened to the Little Leiyin Temple?"
Here are the three chapters. I don't have the face to ask for tickets today. I'm going to rest now. Sorry.