American Comic Survival Guide

Although Goofy understands that selling miserably is one of Frank's signature tricks, the old guy does look very pitiful in the festive atmosphere.

Speaking of which, Goofy is Frank's only relative, so it's not appropriate to give Frank a cold face when it's a big holiday.

"Frank, I can't drink, but I can eat some pizza with you." Goofy said kindly, then grabbed a piece of pizza and ate it.

As one of the high-calorie foods, Goofy, who needs a lot of energy supply, is very fond of pizza.

Seeing Gao Fei gobbling up pizza, Frank showed a relieved smile on his old face. Although Gao Fei still didn't drink, sharing a pizza was the warmest thing the two of them did this year.

However, when Goofy finished his first piece of pizza, his cell phone rang suddenly.

Looking down, it was actually Hank's phone number.

"Hello, Hank." Goofy answered the phone.

"Merry Christmas, my buddy." There was a hint of anxiety in Hank's voice, he obviously didn't call to send his wishes.

"What's wrong, Hank? Is something wrong?" Gao Fei asked cautiously.

Hank smiled helplessly: "Yes, Goofy, there was a vicious shooting on 17th Street. I hope you can come over."

"What? Is there a mistake? Tonight is Christmas Eve!" Gao Fei's face collapsed, "Someone really committed crimes on Christmas?"

"Of course, criminals don't rest on holidays." Hank smiled wryly, "Come on Goofy, the other colleagues in the bureau have arrived. It's a pity that this ruined your festival, but everyone's festival was ruined. Well, this is the fate of our police..."

"Okay, I understand." Goofy nodded, then hung up the phone.

Frank raised his head and asked, "Is there really someone who committed a crime at Christmas?"

"Of course." Gao Fei pouted, "Look, it is indeed a wise choice for me not to drink."

"That's it." Frank spread his hands, "Good luck."

So Goofy put on a police uniform, brought a gun, and walked downstairs to the crime scene. Without a Chevrolet, he could only travel on two legs. Fortunately, 17th Street was not far from Goofy's apartment.

17th Street is a lonely and dirty little street. Even on the eve of Christmas, it is deserted. The shops on the street close early, and there are not many pedestrians on the street.

This kind of place is indeed a holy place for crime...

Gao Fei groaned inwardly.

Turning around the corner, Gao Fei immediately saw the police officers from the 109th precinct standing here fully armed.

Roger, Sam, and Anna lined up on both sides of the street with guns. They stared at a dark alley in the middle of the street. Even Sheriff Schneider rushed to the scene.

"Oh, Officer Goofy, you came at the right time. The gangster was forced into the alley by us." Schneider said in a deep voice, "The gangster is hiding in a car and may rush out at any time."

"Where's Hank?" Goofy asked nervously, "Where did he go?"

"He is guarding on the other side of the alley. There is not enough space on that side for the car to go out, but the gangster may abandon the car and flee, so Hank has to keep an eye on him." Sheriff Schneider said.

Gao Fei couldn't help but squeeze the sweat for his old partner: "Isn't Hank very dangerous? What kind of weapon is the gangster holding?"

"Semi-automatic pistol, the model is still uncertain." Sheriff Schneider said, "But I think Hank can handle it."

"I'd better go and help him." Gao Fei said worriedly, he didn't want Hank to be in any danger during the festival.

However, at this moment, there was a violent roar of an engine in the alley!

Sheriff Schneider's face changed: "Oops! The gangster is ready to forcibly escape!"

Then he ordered loudly: "109 Police Force, get ready!"

Sam, Roger, and Anna quickly picked up their guns.

"As ordered, sir!"

Sheriff Schneider also pulled out his waist gun, ready to subdue the criminals at any time.

After that, the engine roared, and I saw a sedan galloping out of the alley. Goofy's eyes were fast, and Glock had pulled out from his waist in an instant.

But when he aimed his gun at him, he couldn't help but be slightly startled - I saw the driver in this car was wearing a red robe, a white beard, a huge nose with rosacea that was too fake, and a small circle on the bridge of the nose. Glasses.

This is so impressively a Santa Claus!

Gao Fei urinated on the spot - Cos Santa Claus came out to commit murder on the big holiday, this gangster is too eloquent!

However, after a closer look, Goofy was surprised again - this Santa Claus looks familiar, isn't this Brother Hank?

Before Gao Fei could understand, Sheriff Schneider had already held down Gao Fei's gun holding hand in advance. The other police officers pulled the trigger, but colorful ribbons were sprayed from the muzzle.

"Merry Christmas!"

The police officers of the 109th precinct shouted in unison, with a smile that had been held back for a long time on their faces.

Sheriff Schneider even patted Goofy on the shoulder: "Merry Christmas, Constable Goofy."

Gao Fei was completely fascinated, what the **** was going on?

At this moment, the car stopped in front of Gao Fei, and Hank the "Santa Claus" in the driver's seat moved his "bloated" body out of the carriage with difficulty.

"Merry Christmas, my child, first meeting, I'm Santa Claus, hoo hoo hoo!"

Gao Fei had a black line on his face at first, but soon laughed.

"You're a fart Santa! You're my partner Hank! You think I don't know you when you put on a red robe!"

Hank laughed, put his arms around Gao Fei's shoulders enthusiastically, and handed a car key to his hand.

"Merry Christmas, my buddy, this is your Christmas present."

"What?!" Gao Fei was startled, then turned to look at the car~www.NovelMTL.com~ It was a very clean second-hand Audi with a sticker on the side that said "For Gao Gao" fly" banner.

It was not until this moment that Gao Fei suddenly realized that there was no so-called shooting case tonight, and this car was not a tool for gangsters to escape. Everything was a surprise prepared by the 109th Bureau for Gao Fei, and this Audi is Gao Fei's Christmas Gift.

At this moment, Gao Fei only felt that his mind was blank, but he couldn't control a smirk on his face.

"Friends... guys... you are... I mean..."

Gao Fei's excitement was incoherent, he had never had such an experience before.

Hank patted Goofy's shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't get excited, kid, you deserve it, you lost a car during your mission, so everyone thinks a new car is more suitable for you Christmas gift."

"A new used car." Roger corrected Hank rigorously, with the emphasis placed on the word "used", "Don't fool Goofy, we poor police officers can't afford a real new car."

"It's not that Sheriff Schneider insists on buying an Audi, and that's the whole budget. In fact, we can afford a brand new Honda or a Hyundai. But the Sheriff believes that only German cars are reliable, and other cars are not at all. It's a crispy skin, and it will break when you hit it." Anna complained dissatisfiedly, "Please, Sheriff Schneider, I know you are of German descent, but you don't have to be so loyal to German cars, right?"

Sheriff Schneider said proudly: "But to be honest, German cars are stronger. If this Audi was the one that forced the gangster to stop, it would never have been crushed and stepped on like Goofy's Chevrolet. canned food."

Anna helplessly spread her hands: "Okay, you're right, who made you the sheriff?"