American Comic Survival Guide

With the automatic welcome sound at the door of the supermarket, he flew away and returned.

His appearance caught Aunt Wang and the burly man by surprise, and the conversation between the two was forced to stop.

"Gao Fei... What are you doing back here?" Auntie Wang said worriedly, "Go home quickly."

While speaking, Auntie winked desperately, not wanting Gao Fei to get involved in this conflict.

Most of the robbers who came to the supermarket were outlaws with extreme personalities, with one or two black guns in their hands. Once Aunt Wang's words and deeds offended these lunatics, they could shoot at any time on impulse.

Because of this, most of the supermarket owners in the surrounding area choose to compromise. Anyway, all they want is the cash in the cash register, and they only grab a hundred or so knives each time. If they fight against them, or call the police, once they are stimulated The sensitive nerves of these lunatics, they really can do anything.

But Gao Fei likes outlaws, and he is not uncommon for ordinary petty fights.

"Dude, do you have a gun?"

Gao Fei pointed to the firm outline under the burly man's shirt and asked with a smile.

"What do you think?" The burly man snorted coldly, and shook the tough guy in his shirt again, "Don't meddle in your own business, get out of here!"

"Yo, it's quite irritable." Gao Fei was even happier, "Drinking or smoking? You don't look very calm."

The burly man was startled by Gao Fei's words, how could this kid be so calm when he was pointed at by a gun!

Aunt Wang turned pale with fright, and whispered, "Gao Fei, hurry up! Hurry up!"

Gao Fei didn't listen to the advice, walked up to the burly man with a smile, stretched out his hand and patted his shoulder.

"Dude, what's the matter? I think the Chinese are easy to bully? Are they born with weaklings? They want to ask for money from us while shaking the gun in their hands? We are not your parents, and we are not obliged to provide you with living expenses!"

After speaking, Aunt Wang was shocked.

"Gao Fei, you..."

The burly man was even more unexpected, but he immediately took a step forward and rubbed Gao Fei's waist with the hard object in his jacket pocket.

"Boy, do you want to die?"

Gao Fei nodded immediately: "I want to die!"

"What?" The burly man was startled again, this guy who dares to love is a lifeless man!

Gao Fei was dazed when he saw the big brother in front of him, and quickly said loudly again: "If you want to get money from here, just cut a hole in me! If you don't have the guts, get out of here and don't let me see it again. That white face of yours that's so vain!"

"You..." The burly man was trembling all over, and his eyes were red.

Gao Fei secretly rejoiced: This guy is finally going to explode.

However, at this moment, the burly man spat angrily on the ground.

"FuXk! Where's the neuropathy coming out of, what the hell, has Brooklyn been occupied by neuropathy all these years? Damn it!"

As he said that, the burly man turned around and walked outside the supermarket—this guy was cowardly, and he actually ran away.

Aunt Wang was overjoyed and let out a long sigh of relief.

But Gao Fei quit, where can the ducks fly!

"Friend, don't go!"

Gao Fei chased after him with three steps and two steps. He finally ran into someone with a gun, but he couldn't just let him go.

Aunt Wang was taken aback: This kid is trying to capture the gangster bravely!

The burly man was also dumbfounded. I have stopped robbing, what else do you want? It's not enough to drive away Lao Tzu, but also to capture Lao Tzu on the spot?

Seeing Gao Fei showing his teeth and claws, the burly man suddenly felt guilty. After thinking about it, he decided to retreat quickly.

Nima! I have never heard that the Chinese in this piece are so fierce!

Could he be good at kung fu?

Unfortunately, the burly man is tall, but his movements are a bit clumsy. As soon as he opened the door of the supermarket, Gao Fei stumbled on his calf.

Puff!

The burly man fell a dog and gnawed on the mud, and a jet-black object flew out from his shirt.

"My gun! My gun!"

The burly man shouted desperately.

Gao Fei looked up and saw that it was indeed a gun, but it was a toy gun made of plastic material. The switch threw off the switch, and the muzzle of the toy gun flashed red, green and green lights, and there was a very unrealistic sound. simulated gunfire.

"BiuBiuBiu~~~BiuBiuBiu~~~"

In Gao Fei's heart, 10,000 alpacas are galloping, big brother, you are making trouble!

What about the gun?

Is this your gun?

"You're kidding me!" Gao Fei was so angry that he went wild, and kicked the burly man's back, "Are you robbery with a toy gun?"

"Hey, don't be so impulsive, I'm desperate to do this..." The burly man immediately turned into a deflated ball, muttering, "Brooklyn jobs are being taken away by people of color, those of us Native white people really can't find a job..."

"Don't make excuses for me, this is not your reason for breaking the law." Gao Fei said, "I've never seen such a weak robber like you, but I'm so disappointed."

At the same time, Aunt Wang quickly called the police, and two minutes later, a police car patrolling nearby came galloping.

The car door opened, and a burly uncle with Mediterranean haircut in his forties came out. Judging from the dark blue police badge on his shoulder, he should be a Sergeant (the equivalent of Sha Zhan in the former Hong Kong police).

The bald police officer walked over, took a look and guessed the situation in front of him.

"Sean, you want to eat in prison again?" the police officer said sharply, staring at the burly man. It can be seen that this burly man has long been notorious.

"Everything is a misunderstanding, Hank, I can explain it." Sean, the burly man, said with a flattering smile, while his eyes twitched, thinking about how to exonerate himself.

"Explain the fart!" Hank didn't want to do this at all, and picked up the toy gun next to him, UU reading www.uukanshu. com "You dare to come out and rob a house with this kind of coaxing child. I think you are really poor and crazy."

"I didn't rob, I was just joking, right, Ms. Wang? I'm joking!" Sean turned glib and gave Aunt Wang a wink.

Aunt Wang pointed to the surveillance video: "Everything is recorded here, including the few times he came here this month..."

"Damn!" Sean said angrily, "You have to pay for what you said!"

Aunt Wang, on the other hand, has a calm expression on her face - since she knew that this guy's gun is a toy gun, and he doesn't seem to have the guts, he is not a desperado at all, Aunt Wang is no longer afraid of this stupid big man. Recalling that she had actually been robbed of a lot of money by him before, Auntie Wang felt ashamed.

"Give me a copy of these surveillance videos, thank you." Hank said to Aunt Wang, "We will file a lawsuit with the local prosecutor as soon as possible, this guy will be severely punished, you can rest assured."

"Thank you." Aunt Wang nodded.

At this moment, Hank looked back at Goofy who was standing beside him. He remembered that Sean, the burly man, was subdued to the ground by Goofy just now.

"You caught him?" Hank asked.

"That's right." Gao Fei admitted.

"You know he used a toy gun?" Hank asked again.

"I didn't know it before, but I found out after I caught him." Gao Fei answered truthfully.

"Tsk." Hank nodded approvingly.

Gao Fei's background immediately had a prompt.

[Admiration from Hank +1]

But more data is provided by Aunt Wang.

[Worship from Wang Xiaoli +5]

[Worship from Wang Xiaoli +5]

[Worship from Wang Xiaoli +5]

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