Chapter 14: Onii-chan actually goes to work?
"Hehe..." Xiaomi, who had grabbed the book, let out a silly laugh, and then said in a ball-like manner: "I have no regrets in life..."
First of all, it was a dream to earn so much money without being reprimanded. Then, I got my first autograph (signature) from my favorite author. Finally, I was able to show off to that guy Erina, and sure enough... I got slapped in the face by Onii-chan. It’s a good thing to draw a few circles!
He rubbed his hair that was messed up by Xiaomi.
"Why……"
Sougo Toma sighed in his heart, but only for a moment, he put on a heartfelt smile again: "Forget it, forget it, as long as this guy is happy."
While thinking about it, Sougo Toma walked towards the second floor.
"Eh?" Hearing the sound, Toma Mi quickly turned around, "Onii-chan, why are you going to the second floor now?"
"Idiot, didn't I tell you that our current living expenses are less than 600,000 yen? I need to find a job quietly, otherwise, we will really starve to death in two months!"
"cut!"
While putting the autograph book away, Toma Mi said truthfully: "Six hundred thousand yen for two months is too scary, not to mention Onii-chan's work..."
At this point, Tuanzi was stunned!
Then.
"Nani!!" Hamster Buri let out a shrill scream. After a moment, she slowly backed away and said: "The one who said it is impossible to work. It is impossible to work in this life. I can only rely on Doma." The family eats and drinks, and the people in the Tujian family are very nice and talk nicely..."
"What else are you talking about, going to work in the future? Are you insulting me or the Toma family - Sougo Onisan, now, you actually have to work?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
Ahem, by the way, what image does he have in his stupid mind?
"Is it difficult? Could it be said that the end of the world is coming soon..." Tsuchima Mi on the side was still talking in an unbelieving tone.
Sougo Toma suddenly felt a pain in his head.
"I said, Xiaomi, that's enough. Why does my job have to be the end of the world? It's too serious!!"
"Hey, it's not the end of the world..." Dojian tilted his head: "Could it be that the Tojian family was completely defeated by Onii-chan?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
So, what is his image?
"Ahem, cough. Xiaomi, Onii-chan is already a mature adult, how could he be asking for money from my family? And, no matter what, you are one of the top ten heroes of Totsuki, even though you are one of the top ten. But the top ten are no longer the top ten? A rotten apple is no longer an apple?"
"Gah!" Toma Mi clapped her hands with her fists: "It turns out Onii-chan is a rotten apple!"
"The focus is completely wrong. Hey, forget it, I have to think about work!" Sougo Toma twitched the corner of his mouth. Although the metaphor of rotten apple was just a slip of the tongue, why did Xiaomi add other adjectives? There's a sense that, yes, I'm probably rotten because I started thinking about money?
really,
Dirty money - please rot me as much as you like.
Shaking his head, he walked towards the second floor again.
Tsuchima: "Hey, since Onii-chan is one of the top ten heroes of Totsuki, why not just find a job as a chef?"
Tsuchima Sougo: "..."
He looked at the skill bar in front of him again.
Cuisine LV6 (1/999999) {represents the ultimate cuisine in the world. After tasting it many times, you will never think about other chefs again. Improve it. Maybe beyond this level, the faintly luminous dishes will arouse the desire of some beings. appetite. }
Sighing, Goubi, this unruly golden finger just wants to harm me.
To be honest, in the past few years of fighting with Goldfinger, he has figured out some rules. As long as the atmosphere and carelessness are followed, the experience value of this skill can rise like a rocket, and even his own mother will not recognize it.
For example, in that piano competition, the atmosphere in which a group of people enjoyed music seemed to be sacrificing something. In that atmosphere, he also fell into a state of inadvertence. The piano, which was originally only 22 experience points, was directly filled up, almost attracting Grams. Always give out a wave of candy.
For example, in Yuanyue.
After a meal, although it was not unintentional, in the atmosphere, the cooking experience also increased at the speed of a high-speed train.
However, this is not the most deceiving thing. The most deceiving thing is that in the atmosphere, Sougo Soma cannot hide his clumsiness, just like Mr. Ke will not hide himself when he wakes up. Whenever he wants to let go, deep down in his heart There will always be a flash of disdain, as if he doesn't care why he cares about ants.
That disdain is like hypnosis. When he wakes up, his skills and experience...
This is also the reason why Sougo Tsuchama dropped out of Totsuki.
but.
It is not impossible to lower the level of these skills as they rise.
For example, memory...
The brain cells responsible for memory will be killed by a large amount of ethanol, and there are other methods that are equally effective, such as the physical amnesia method, the physical amnesia method, and the physical amnesia method...
Another example is the piano. Because it has not been touched in five years, probably due to physical discomfort, it has now become level LV4 (a world-class performer, you can pay tribute to Chopin and others.)
This discovery also made Sougo Toma heave a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was able to suppress it. Otherwise, if he were to play on the piano at a reception one day when he was drunk, he would probably see a group of demons dancing wildly the next day, and the world would end.
Shaked his head.
It is impossible for a chef to become a chef, and it is impossible to cook in a place with a strong atmosphere in this life. It is better to consider other careers.
However, how to explain this kind of thing to the stupid Yi Moduo?
"Eh?" Before Sougo Toma could say anything, Danzimi tilted his head and said, "Does it mean that Onii-chan doesn't like being a chef?"
Very good, sometimes this guy is quite considerate.
"That's right, Xiaomi! Listen to me, in this life, one must keep looking forward. Chefs and the like are already a thing of the past. Only by constantly broadening one's horizons and finding other ways out can human beings grow. Ah!" Do you feel that Onii-chan's image has become taller?
"What's the truth?" Tsuchima smiled.
"Being a chef is very troublesome. I have to sit in front of the stove all day long. I'm exhausted." A white lie.
etc.
Sougo Toma seemed to understand how his image in a certain group was formed. Sure enough, it was all the fault of Gobi Goldfinger!
"Sure enough, Oni-chan is a big salted fish!!!"
"You idiot girl has no right to criticize me! Besides, I have decided to work. Do you understand work? It is impossible for salted fish to work!"
"But……"
"It's OK, it's OK, when have Onii-chan ever let you down!" Seeing that Xiaomi wanted to say something else, Sougo quickly interrupted and changed the subject: "I've never even signed an autograph for anyone. Teacher Xia Shizi has signed your book, and there is also a message!"
"Ahem, what's even more valuable is that Teacher Xia Shizi said personally that every sentence she wrote came from the sincerity."
"N-Nani!?"
Sure enough, this dumpling was so easy to coax. She had been discussing whether it was salted fish just now, but as soon as she heard that there was a message, she had forgotten about it.
Okay, salted fish is salted fish, anyway, Onii-chan will always find a way.