All My Disciples Suck!

711: I, Beef Noodles, Am Burning Up!

What the hell!

I’ve hidden in Xuanwu’s flower…

But the Heavenly Dao’s Flood still came after me?

The Five Plagues of the Heavenly Dao, you’re a real pain in the ass! I’m convinced!

Boom!!!

The speed of the black-purple torrent was too fast, so fast that Beef Noodles could see at a glance that it was too late to escape!

Moreover, there was no telling if escaping to the depths was possible to dodge it!

“Master, don’t mind me. Quickly escape!!!”

“Escape?” Beef Noodles froze.

Indeed, it was indeed possible to escape if he was alone.

At the very least, it would be possible to live for a while longer.

But…

Looking at Purgatory, Beef Noodles suddenly clenched his fists.

Beef Noodles could see at a glance that the flood water carried a kind of will in general, directly pouncing on Purgatory, as if…

carrying an obsession that had to obliterate this child!

“Plague of Floods, you want to kill him?

“Then, I prefer him to live!”

“I, Beef Noodles, am burning up!!!”

Without saying another word, Beef Noodles rushed in front of Purgatory!

Purgatory had originally planned to wait for death.

No matter how much more unwillingness, no matter how much more fear and dread, in the face of the black-purple torrent that came from the heavens and the pressure of the Heavenly Dao descending down, Purgatory could only despair and wait for death.

But right at this moment, a figure suddenly appeared. That familiar back, still so magnificent and tall!

“Master!!!” Purgatory’s eyes silently shed black tears as he looked at the figure that was blocking in front of him like a huge mountain.

Master clearly could have escaped! With Master’s power, without me as a burden, he could casually survive!

But…

Master stayed behind.

Stayed in order to protect me!

“Eat my strongest punch!!!” Beef Noodles blasted his fist into the black and purple torrent!

Boom!!!

The power of this punch was truly heaven-defying, directly blowing the black-purple torrent straight through!

However…

The black-purple torrent instantly transformed into a dozen or so streams and pounced once again.

“This?” Beef Noodles was dumbfounded.

What should I do with this damned thing?

The power of Heavenly Fire could not be used at all.

My own cultivation hadn’t reached Heavenly Pill yet, and I even used Brother Lufei’s strongest card of the six power intent!

“Master, don’t care about me… go run away!!!” Purgatory cried and roared through black tears.

“Escape!” Beef Noodles laughed.

Damn it!

Boom!!!

In the next moment, the terrifying black-purple torrent came roaring in like a tidal wave, directly engulfing the two figures.

“Is it over… am I going to die?” Purgatory closed his eyes, but did not feel any pain.

“?”

Purgatory felt a bit strange, so he opened his eyes, and was then stunned.

A pair of arms was lifting him high!

In the nick of time…

Master…

Surprisingly, he sacrificed himself and lifted me up high!

“Colored Intent!!!” With a low cry coming from the water, the power of Death Conqueror Body transformed into Colored Intent and wrapped around Purgatory’s entire body!

“Master!!!” Purgatory cried out, black tears continuously falling and dripping into the black-purple torrent.

There were constantly black-purple torrents attempting to pierce through the power of the Death Conqueror Body’s intent that was entangling Purgatory’s body!

But seemingly, because this place was inside the Xuanwu body, the power of the black-purple torrent was suppressed!

Or other reasons…

That extremely majestic Death Conqueror Body’s Intent was like an unshakeable steel barrier, protecting Purgatory to death!

“Master!

“Master put me down!

“Master ah!!!”

Purgatory cried out again and again, but in the midst of the black-purple torrent, that one figure stood silently, not saying a word.

Allowing that black-purple torrent to continuously eat away at the body, allowing that terrifying power to impact the body, and allowing that pain that even the Ancient Beasts couldn’t withstand!

That one figure didn’t move a muscle, didn’t say a word, and his hands didn’t even tremble for a single moment!

Purgatory felt the warmth coming from his Master’s palms.

That was a warmth that had never been felt since birth!

This warmth, Purgatory swore that he would never forget it for the rest of his life!

Click… click… click!

Again and again, the black-haired boy Purgatory clenched his fists, and within the gaps of his fists, black blood slowly spread out.

“The five plagues of the Heavenly Dao…

“If Master dies…

“No matter how hard it is, I will definitely live…

“One day…

“I will uncover the Five Plagues of the Heavenly Dao, and the existence behind the scenes that is manipulating all of this, and thoroughly refine! Refine! Refine!

“I will avenge Master… Handsome Noodles!!!”

Purgatory whispered word for word.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sound of one heartbeat after another continuously rippled throughout the huge space! That heartbeat sound even shook the surrounding cave wall that even the black-purple torrent couldn’t hurt in the slightest, slowly surfacing cracks…

—

At this time, on Earth.

“Hold the grass, what the hell?” Beef Noodles opened his eyes.

“Damn, it crashed again, how come when it comes to the critical moment, this scummy game crashes!” Beef Noodles was simply speechless.

Garbage game, targeting me every day, and always fucking weakening me, not to mention that it crashed when it comes to a critical moment!

It’s a scam!

“Hurry and try reconnecting again!” Beef Noodles hurriedly put on the virtual helmet and reconnected again.

“Zip zip zip… is linking, estimated reconnection time… 24 hours!”

“WTF?”

Beefy Noodles was dumbfounded!

It takes 24 hours to reconnect online? Are you kidding me!

“It’s over. 24 hours, I must have died through and through! Ah, I don’t know if my new disciple can make it through! It’s up to him! Well, I can go check out their live stream first!” Beef Noodles thought about it, so he skillfully logged into the official website and forum.

“Did the official website crash?” Beef Noodles opened the official website and realized that the official website seemed to be out of order, with only one livestream left to be seen, and the other livestreams were all snowflake images even though they were on.

Not only that, the forum seemed to be having problems as well.

All of the forum’s sections and functions were gone. Although posts could still be made, they’re all crammed together. He couldn’t send screenshots, videos, or emoticons.

It felt like we’re back to the first beta.

It’s as if the entire official website was paralyzed, and people were constantly posting questions asking if the website was hacked and paralyzed? Or did the server blow up?

At this time, the big secret plot was just a wonderful plot, then naturally all the forum friends all crowded into that only live broadcasting room.

The only thing that could be done was to have a live broadcast.

This live room only allowed watching, even pop-ups could not be sent.

“Hold the grass!” As soon as he entered the live broadcast room, Beef Noodles looked dumbfounded!

Because the scene within the live broadcast was just too damned shocking!