After wearing a book, I became a dog licking villain
Chapter 4: It's God I Have a Keyboard
Liu Ahu grabbed him, fearing that he would run away from the order.
"Will I, Wu Canghai, send you this little money? Even if the black card can't be used, my Wu family is still in business, and I can afford this little money. How about I go to the bathroom, the bathroom head office?"
Liu Ahu nodded, and Wu Canghai went to the bathroom with his mobile phone, and first called Wu Shuang.
"Sorry, the number you dialed is busy, please dial later, Sorry! The subscriber you dialed is busy now, please redial later."
? ? ? ?
Miss, answer the phone! !
Wu Canghai called again, but was still hung up.
When he called for the third time, the phone was connected, Wu Canghai seemed to have found a savior, and quickly described the predicament he was encountering now.
It's just that the other end of the phone is full of um, ah, hurry up and other modal particles, accompanied by a few men's teasing laughter, as if they are in a multiplayer exercise!
Gan!
This female cousin!
She usually pretends to be a chaste and strong woman, but she is so slutty behind her back!
I haven't touched the pair of headlights yet!
I don't know what it feels like.
Wu Canghai was born to Wu Youcai's concubine. After Wu Shuang's mother died, Wu Canghai and her mother Li Lihua came to the stage.
For so many years, Wu Canghai has always had a heinous evil towards Wu Shuang!
But in an instant, he calmed down.
If Wu Shuang likes fooling around, go fooling around, the most urgent thing is to find someone to buy the bill.
Chu Xuan!
Yes, it is Chu Xuan!
This licking dog used to do whatever Wu Shuang asked her to do. The two must have quarreled, so this licking dog stopped her card, it must be!
But as long as I promise to give him a few good words, there will be no problem, yes, that's right!
Having made up his mind, Wu Canghai called Chu Xuan without hesitation.
"Hey, brother-in-law, what's going on, did you quarrel with my sister?"
"None of these two couples ever quarreled, but it's wrong for you to freeze my sister's bank card. A woman has to hold her and be favored. Even if my sister did something wrong, you can say it."
"Suddenly suspending the card like this makes my sister lose face in front of a bunch of friends..."
As expected, the siblings both have the surname Wu, and their acting skills have already reached the point of perfection.
At this time, Chu Xuan and his parents were constantly sorting out the relevant evidence and information on the ghost list in the study.
It was really sudden when an unfamiliar number called in!
"You mean...you're with your sister?"
Chu Xuan decided to tease him, and said with a forced smile.
"What's wrong? My sister was in a bad mood after a fight with you. She was drinking at the Dahua Nightclub, and told a lot of stories about you with a bunch of girlfriends."
"My sister has you in her heart, and she can't let you go. If you suddenly stop the card, don't you slap her in the face? Where is her face going?"
"Come here immediately, otherwise my sister will be really angry and find someone else. Don't blame me, my brother-in-law, for not reminding you!"
Wu Canghai said a lot of irrelevant words with a big stick, based on his years of experience in caring about flowers and watching people.
This Chu Xuan is a Shaking M.
He was born of noble birth with endless wealth and glory.
So this kind of person, whenever someone disobeys his will, he will feel in his heart, 'Wow, this person is so special, he is not artificial at all, I love him so much'
Well, it must be so!
"That's it...then you ask your sister to answer the phone!"
Chu Xuan said with a half-smile.
"My sister said that she wanted to be alone. Isn't this a signal to cancel the 'Cold War'? Didn't you always look forward to the first time with my sister? Tell you, my sister was drunk just now. He said a lot from his heart."
"She is afraid that if you get her, you will abandon her, so she will test it layer by layer, but now she has come to this point, she doesn't want to see it, as long as you can change your mind, what's the problem if she gives it to you? Brother-in-law, take Durex well, and start to welcome the galloping horse!"
Wu Canghai ran the train with his mouth full.
As long as Chu Xuan is told, he doesn't care what is right and wrong. When the time comes, he will say that Wu Shuang waited too long by himself and leave first. Chu Xuan and these two idiots will definitely believe it!
"Then please tell her for me that the suspension of the card is just the beginning. Your Wu family cheated from me. I will take it back ten times and a hundred times!"
Chu Xuan said mercilessly.
"You!! Chu Xuan, don't be ashamed. You have to fight to a certain extent. My sister is one of the four beauties in Jiangzhou. People who like her lined up to propose a marriage. My sister didn't agree. You know the reason yourself!"
[System: The host's natal skill 'Key Lai' is activated, which reduces Wu Canghai's IQ by 50%, and lasts for half an hour]
"Why else, because labor and capital have money?"
Chu Xuan told the truth.
"Rich? Can money buy true love? Do you really spend every penny on my sister? Chu Xuan, ask yourself, my sister treats you well. Retribution!"
"Your Chu family is rich and powerful, and you have an awesome grandfather, but if you fail my sister, I, Wu Canghai, will definitely fight you hard!!"
"Listen, transfer 1000 to my card right now, uh, no, it's [-] million, I'll consider persuading my sister, or you'll be broken up!"
Wu Canghai seemed to have forgotten what he heard in the previous phone call, and began to criticize Chu Xuan nonsense.
"Having said so much, don't you want money? No money!"
It was really the first time for Chu Xuan to meet such a superb product. What kind of thing is this?
Is it okay to ask for money now?
Have you seen too much poisonous chicken soup?
"Wu Canghai, you and your sister who doesn't shake Bilian are really of the same breed!"
"If she really thinks I'm her fiance, how can she treat me like a dog?"
"You and your brain-damaged parents have tampered with some contracts. Do you really think I don't know anything?"
"As a fiancé, I can give away a billion orders as soon as I say, and let her use the black gold card casually. Isn't it considered a kindness? Otherwise, you really think that you can gain a foothold in Jiangzhou's real estate industry with your parents' two trash? You Go dreaming!"
"Still fighting with me? A second-rate family that is only worthy of surviving under the protection of the Xichu Group. Why do you have it? Because you can't speak human words, or because your brain grew up in a cesspit?"
The sudden and well-founded indiscriminate bombing made Wu Canghai's heart go cold for the most part!
He was completely bewildered.
In the three years since Chu Xuan and Wu Shuang fell in love, it was the first time that he felt that the other party was so scary!
Could it be that the other party really found out what we did?
Could it be that his obedience to Wu Shuang before was all a feign?
Now that we have the evidence, do we want to catch them all?
Wu Canghai didn't dare to think about it anymore.
"Okay, labor and management don't bother to talk nonsense with you little brat, No. 29 Tonghua Road, in the alley behind the forest bar, if you don't want Wu Shuang to die there, find someone to get her!"
After saying that, Chu Xuan hung up the phone.
At this moment, there was a knock on the bathroom door.
"Mr. Wu, what did Young Master Chu say? Did you promise to come and pay?"
Obviously, Liu Ahu outside was getting impatient waiting.
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't rush!"
After Wu Canghai finished speaking, he called his own mother Li Lihua, and to put it mildly, he secretly moved 600 million from the company's account, and then settled the bill!
The Wu family has risen too fast, so their background is insufficient, and there is not much liquidity in the accounts. To let Wu Youcai know what happened today, a brutal beating is absolutely indispensable!
[System: The image of the host in the hearts of the Wu family has been completely overturned, and the luck value is rewarded with 10 points, and the current luck value is 30]
Chu Xuan smiled slightly when he heard the notification tone, and continued to be busy with the work at hand.
It's just that this stunned the parents who were also thoroughly investigating the ghost in the study!
"I said, why are you looking at me like this? I said I would break with the Wu family, and I would never be merciful!"
Chu Xuan said lightly.
Chu Xiong and Qin Rou looked at each other with a smile, and said from ear to ear: "Good job! I, the heir of the Xichu Group, should have this kind of attitude and means! You are indeed my son of Chu Xiong!"
"Your father is right. None of the sons who carry the blood of the Qin and Chu families are soft-boned! Why do big men have no wives? Qi Xuanzhen, the first daughter of the Qi family in Shandong, and Zhao Wan'er, the third lady of the Zhao family in Hebei, are all about your age and have never been married. , if you want to, Mom will go talk about kissing!"
Qin Rou is also arrogant, after all, Chu Xuan is the only one in the Chu family.
Chu Xiong and Qin Rou have kept the promise of being a couple for life and have been together until now.
There have never been any bloody plots such as extramarital affairs and illegitimate children.
Seeing Chu Xuan reveal his heart, why didn't they feel happy?
[System: Congratulations to the host for successfully changing the views of his parents, and obtaining the title of 'The Hermit', adding 5 to his Destiny, and his current Destiny is 15]
Chu Xuan looked at the excited parents and smiled.
This Qi Xuanzhen is the daughter of the general, the chief instructor of the Shandong Special Warfare Brigade, a senior colonel at twenty-four at a young age, and a proper female God of War.
Zhao Wan'er is even worse, the youngest Go player in Yanhuang Kingdom, the [-]th dan, has been ranked first in Siege every year. It is said that they are preparing for the World Go Championship held every four years. These two girls are unparalleled masters.
It's a pity that the original owner always gave Wu Shuang a bitch as a dog, wasting such a good resource for nothing!
"The big thing is undecided, so why talk about the love of children? Before the Wu family is wiped out, I'm not going to think about it, let's talk about it!"
Chu Xuan flatly rejected his parents' kindness, but he had his own plan in mind.
After all, the main storyline of the protagonist Cao Potian begins with Jiangzhou marrying Song Fuxue, a daughter of the Song family, a second-rate family, and then gradually leads to a lot of clichéd plots.
This Song Fuxue is also one of the four beauties in Jiangzhou, the famous Bingshan beauty, who does not show her mountains or dew her water.
Defeating the Wu family is a waste of the protagonist's arm. If Cao Potian can be greened, how interesting it would be...
"My son has ambition! Since that's the case, let's talk about this matter later. It's getting cold, and the Wu family should go bankrupt..."
Chu Xiong looked at the bright moon outside the building and said something leisurely.
at the same time.
In a dark alley behind Forest Bar.
Wu Canghai saw Wu Shuang lying on the ground.
There were more than a dozen old Dus beside him.
The smelly mucus was all over the clothes. Even Wu Canghai, who was as fickle as Wu Canghai, was shocked when he saw this situation!
Is this still his tall sister?
This is clearly a public toilet!
"Again, someone is coming again, eh? It's the sea, you, no matter what, you're flying..."
Wu Shuang wriggled her body and took a few pills instead, but she didn't seem to find it satisfying, so she glanced at Wu Canghai.
It is not clear whether she is happy or sad.
Playing with a dumbfounding expression, he stretched out his hand to his younger brother's Hermes belt...
"Go away!!"
This was the first time in Wu Canghai's life that he disliked this beautiful sister.
There were red marks and scars all over his body, and the stench was everywhere.
Just when he entered the dark alley just now, he clearly saw a beggar eager to try this public toilet!
He felt ashamed to have such a sister!
Wu Canghai suppressed the discomfort, wrapped her coat around the other person's body, and threw her in the back seat of the car like trash.
"Master, miss, this is..."
The driver, Lao Wang, asked a question in confusion.
"Shut up and drive your car!"
Sitting in the co-pilot, Wu Canghai glanced at one place, but inadvertently saw the other party's body wriggling like a maggot from the rearview mirror, and instinctively felt sick.
So I opened the window and stuck my head out.
vomit……
A thousand miles away...
On the second day, a video of a rich second generation vomiting along the road was discovered on the Douyin platform, and the number of views instantly exceeded [-].
"This person is so wicked, he vomits all the way, even if you pull over and go to the green belt, it's really disgusting!"
"When the main road is your home? Vomit if you feel like vomiting, I guess the driver is not a good person, drunk driving, right? @江州交销"
"A bunch of poor dicks, they eat salty radishes and don't worry about them, but they don't see that they are rich and can do whatever they want. The money for a casual meal is enough for your monthly income, poor!"
"Is there a problem with the value upstairs? Peripheral girl?"
"+1, wanting to marry a wealthy family is crazy, come to Douyin to find a sense of existence?"
"I don't think the other party looks like a rich man, otherwise he can drink like this? Maybe he's a badass being bullied by a rich woman?"
……
……
At the same time, in the Wu family villa.
"Look at what you two have done!"
Patriarch Wu Youcai angrily called the pair of sons and daughters in front of him, and cursed them all!
"Will I, Wu Canghai, send you this little money? Even if the black card can't be used, my Wu family is still in business, and I can afford this little money. How about I go to the bathroom, the bathroom head office?"
Liu Ahu nodded, and Wu Canghai went to the bathroom with his mobile phone, and first called Wu Shuang.
"Sorry, the number you dialed is busy, please dial later, Sorry! The subscriber you dialed is busy now, please redial later."
? ? ? ?
Miss, answer the phone! !
Wu Canghai called again, but was still hung up.
When he called for the third time, the phone was connected, Wu Canghai seemed to have found a savior, and quickly described the predicament he was encountering now.
It's just that the other end of the phone is full of um, ah, hurry up and other modal particles, accompanied by a few men's teasing laughter, as if they are in a multiplayer exercise!
Gan!
This female cousin!
She usually pretends to be a chaste and strong woman, but she is so slutty behind her back!
I haven't touched the pair of headlights yet!
I don't know what it feels like.
Wu Canghai was born to Wu Youcai's concubine. After Wu Shuang's mother died, Wu Canghai and her mother Li Lihua came to the stage.
For so many years, Wu Canghai has always had a heinous evil towards Wu Shuang!
But in an instant, he calmed down.
If Wu Shuang likes fooling around, go fooling around, the most urgent thing is to find someone to buy the bill.
Chu Xuan!
Yes, it is Chu Xuan!
This licking dog used to do whatever Wu Shuang asked her to do. The two must have quarreled, so this licking dog stopped her card, it must be!
But as long as I promise to give him a few good words, there will be no problem, yes, that's right!
Having made up his mind, Wu Canghai called Chu Xuan without hesitation.
"Hey, brother-in-law, what's going on, did you quarrel with my sister?"
"None of these two couples ever quarreled, but it's wrong for you to freeze my sister's bank card. A woman has to hold her and be favored. Even if my sister did something wrong, you can say it."
"Suddenly suspending the card like this makes my sister lose face in front of a bunch of friends..."
As expected, the siblings both have the surname Wu, and their acting skills have already reached the point of perfection.
At this time, Chu Xuan and his parents were constantly sorting out the relevant evidence and information on the ghost list in the study.
It was really sudden when an unfamiliar number called in!
"You mean...you're with your sister?"
Chu Xuan decided to tease him, and said with a forced smile.
"What's wrong? My sister was in a bad mood after a fight with you. She was drinking at the Dahua Nightclub, and told a lot of stories about you with a bunch of girlfriends."
"My sister has you in her heart, and she can't let you go. If you suddenly stop the card, don't you slap her in the face? Where is her face going?"
"Come here immediately, otherwise my sister will be really angry and find someone else. Don't blame me, my brother-in-law, for not reminding you!"
Wu Canghai said a lot of irrelevant words with a big stick, based on his years of experience in caring about flowers and watching people.
This Chu Xuan is a Shaking M.
He was born of noble birth with endless wealth and glory.
So this kind of person, whenever someone disobeys his will, he will feel in his heart, 'Wow, this person is so special, he is not artificial at all, I love him so much'
Well, it must be so!
"That's it...then you ask your sister to answer the phone!"
Chu Xuan said with a half-smile.
"My sister said that she wanted to be alone. Isn't this a signal to cancel the 'Cold War'? Didn't you always look forward to the first time with my sister? Tell you, my sister was drunk just now. He said a lot from his heart."
"She is afraid that if you get her, you will abandon her, so she will test it layer by layer, but now she has come to this point, she doesn't want to see it, as long as you can change your mind, what's the problem if she gives it to you? Brother-in-law, take Durex well, and start to welcome the galloping horse!"
Wu Canghai ran the train with his mouth full.
As long as Chu Xuan is told, he doesn't care what is right and wrong. When the time comes, he will say that Wu Shuang waited too long by himself and leave first. Chu Xuan and these two idiots will definitely believe it!
"Then please tell her for me that the suspension of the card is just the beginning. Your Wu family cheated from me. I will take it back ten times and a hundred times!"
Chu Xuan said mercilessly.
"You!! Chu Xuan, don't be ashamed. You have to fight to a certain extent. My sister is one of the four beauties in Jiangzhou. People who like her lined up to propose a marriage. My sister didn't agree. You know the reason yourself!"
[System: The host's natal skill 'Key Lai' is activated, which reduces Wu Canghai's IQ by 50%, and lasts for half an hour]
"Why else, because labor and capital have money?"
Chu Xuan told the truth.
"Rich? Can money buy true love? Do you really spend every penny on my sister? Chu Xuan, ask yourself, my sister treats you well. Retribution!"
"Your Chu family is rich and powerful, and you have an awesome grandfather, but if you fail my sister, I, Wu Canghai, will definitely fight you hard!!"
"Listen, transfer 1000 to my card right now, uh, no, it's [-] million, I'll consider persuading my sister, or you'll be broken up!"
Wu Canghai seemed to have forgotten what he heard in the previous phone call, and began to criticize Chu Xuan nonsense.
"Having said so much, don't you want money? No money!"
It was really the first time for Chu Xuan to meet such a superb product. What kind of thing is this?
Is it okay to ask for money now?
Have you seen too much poisonous chicken soup?
"Wu Canghai, you and your sister who doesn't shake Bilian are really of the same breed!"
"If she really thinks I'm her fiance, how can she treat me like a dog?"
"You and your brain-damaged parents have tampered with some contracts. Do you really think I don't know anything?"
"As a fiancé, I can give away a billion orders as soon as I say, and let her use the black gold card casually. Isn't it considered a kindness? Otherwise, you really think that you can gain a foothold in Jiangzhou's real estate industry with your parents' two trash? You Go dreaming!"
"Still fighting with me? A second-rate family that is only worthy of surviving under the protection of the Xichu Group. Why do you have it? Because you can't speak human words, or because your brain grew up in a cesspit?"
The sudden and well-founded indiscriminate bombing made Wu Canghai's heart go cold for the most part!
He was completely bewildered.
In the three years since Chu Xuan and Wu Shuang fell in love, it was the first time that he felt that the other party was so scary!
Could it be that the other party really found out what we did?
Could it be that his obedience to Wu Shuang before was all a feign?
Now that we have the evidence, do we want to catch them all?
Wu Canghai didn't dare to think about it anymore.
"Okay, labor and management don't bother to talk nonsense with you little brat, No. 29 Tonghua Road, in the alley behind the forest bar, if you don't want Wu Shuang to die there, find someone to get her!"
After saying that, Chu Xuan hung up the phone.
At this moment, there was a knock on the bathroom door.
"Mr. Wu, what did Young Master Chu say? Did you promise to come and pay?"
Obviously, Liu Ahu outside was getting impatient waiting.
"Hurry up, hurry up, don't rush!"
After Wu Canghai finished speaking, he called his own mother Li Lihua, and to put it mildly, he secretly moved 600 million from the company's account, and then settled the bill!
The Wu family has risen too fast, so their background is insufficient, and there is not much liquidity in the accounts. To let Wu Youcai know what happened today, a brutal beating is absolutely indispensable!
[System: The image of the host in the hearts of the Wu family has been completely overturned, and the luck value is rewarded with 10 points, and the current luck value is 30]
Chu Xuan smiled slightly when he heard the notification tone, and continued to be busy with the work at hand.
It's just that this stunned the parents who were also thoroughly investigating the ghost in the study!
"I said, why are you looking at me like this? I said I would break with the Wu family, and I would never be merciful!"
Chu Xuan said lightly.
Chu Xiong and Qin Rou looked at each other with a smile, and said from ear to ear: "Good job! I, the heir of the Xichu Group, should have this kind of attitude and means! You are indeed my son of Chu Xiong!"
"Your father is right. None of the sons who carry the blood of the Qin and Chu families are soft-boned! Why do big men have no wives? Qi Xuanzhen, the first daughter of the Qi family in Shandong, and Zhao Wan'er, the third lady of the Zhao family in Hebei, are all about your age and have never been married. , if you want to, Mom will go talk about kissing!"
Qin Rou is also arrogant, after all, Chu Xuan is the only one in the Chu family.
Chu Xiong and Qin Rou have kept the promise of being a couple for life and have been together until now.
There have never been any bloody plots such as extramarital affairs and illegitimate children.
Seeing Chu Xuan reveal his heart, why didn't they feel happy?
[System: Congratulations to the host for successfully changing the views of his parents, and obtaining the title of 'The Hermit', adding 5 to his Destiny, and his current Destiny is 15]
Chu Xuan looked at the excited parents and smiled.
This Qi Xuanzhen is the daughter of the general, the chief instructor of the Shandong Special Warfare Brigade, a senior colonel at twenty-four at a young age, and a proper female God of War.
Zhao Wan'er is even worse, the youngest Go player in Yanhuang Kingdom, the [-]th dan, has been ranked first in Siege every year. It is said that they are preparing for the World Go Championship held every four years. These two girls are unparalleled masters.
It's a pity that the original owner always gave Wu Shuang a bitch as a dog, wasting such a good resource for nothing!
"The big thing is undecided, so why talk about the love of children? Before the Wu family is wiped out, I'm not going to think about it, let's talk about it!"
Chu Xuan flatly rejected his parents' kindness, but he had his own plan in mind.
After all, the main storyline of the protagonist Cao Potian begins with Jiangzhou marrying Song Fuxue, a daughter of the Song family, a second-rate family, and then gradually leads to a lot of clichéd plots.
This Song Fuxue is also one of the four beauties in Jiangzhou, the famous Bingshan beauty, who does not show her mountains or dew her water.
Defeating the Wu family is a waste of the protagonist's arm. If Cao Potian can be greened, how interesting it would be...
"My son has ambition! Since that's the case, let's talk about this matter later. It's getting cold, and the Wu family should go bankrupt..."
Chu Xiong looked at the bright moon outside the building and said something leisurely.
at the same time.
In a dark alley behind Forest Bar.
Wu Canghai saw Wu Shuang lying on the ground.
There were more than a dozen old Dus beside him.
The smelly mucus was all over the clothes. Even Wu Canghai, who was as fickle as Wu Canghai, was shocked when he saw this situation!
Is this still his tall sister?
This is clearly a public toilet!
"Again, someone is coming again, eh? It's the sea, you, no matter what, you're flying..."
Wu Shuang wriggled her body and took a few pills instead, but she didn't seem to find it satisfying, so she glanced at Wu Canghai.
It is not clear whether she is happy or sad.
Playing with a dumbfounding expression, he stretched out his hand to his younger brother's Hermes belt...
"Go away!!"
This was the first time in Wu Canghai's life that he disliked this beautiful sister.
There were red marks and scars all over his body, and the stench was everywhere.
Just when he entered the dark alley just now, he clearly saw a beggar eager to try this public toilet!
He felt ashamed to have such a sister!
Wu Canghai suppressed the discomfort, wrapped her coat around the other person's body, and threw her in the back seat of the car like trash.
"Master, miss, this is..."
The driver, Lao Wang, asked a question in confusion.
"Shut up and drive your car!"
Sitting in the co-pilot, Wu Canghai glanced at one place, but inadvertently saw the other party's body wriggling like a maggot from the rearview mirror, and instinctively felt sick.
So I opened the window and stuck my head out.
vomit……
A thousand miles away...
On the second day, a video of a rich second generation vomiting along the road was discovered on the Douyin platform, and the number of views instantly exceeded [-].
"This person is so wicked, he vomits all the way, even if you pull over and go to the green belt, it's really disgusting!"
"When the main road is your home? Vomit if you feel like vomiting, I guess the driver is not a good person, drunk driving, right? @江州交销"
"A bunch of poor dicks, they eat salty radishes and don't worry about them, but they don't see that they are rich and can do whatever they want. The money for a casual meal is enough for your monthly income, poor!"
"Is there a problem with the value upstairs? Peripheral girl?"
"+1, wanting to marry a wealthy family is crazy, come to Douyin to find a sense of existence?"
"I don't think the other party looks like a rich man, otherwise he can drink like this? Maybe he's a badass being bullied by a rich woman?"
……
……
At the same time, in the Wu family villa.
"Look at what you two have done!"
Patriarch Wu Youcai angrily called the pair of sons and daughters in front of him, and cursed them all!
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