Chapter 710 Extra: I am an Actor, a New Advertising Madman (Subscription Request)
Chapter 710 Extra: I am an actor. New Mad Man (Subscription Request)
Huang Kevin hung up the phone, and Giuseppe Tornatore asked expectantly, "How is it going? Do the Russians agree to sell it?"
"Yes, it is not too difficult to buy the Kuznetsov."
Huang Kevin nodded and said.
Tornatore raised his arms excitedly. He also wanted to blow up the aircraft carrier.
Even the literary old man is afraid of himself when he goes crazy.
Huang Kaiwen said with some headache: "But this will be a long-term job. It will be difficult to hand over after buying it. In addition, it needs maintenance and renovation. I think it would be more appropriate to put it in the second part. After blowing up warships and aircraft carriers in the first part, the second part will have to go into space, right?"
His [Kyogoku Makoto] template is only useful for Earth.
When you go into space, you really need [Kakarot].
This old guy has more and more new ideas, and Kevin Huang is really afraid that he will become the King of Sunglasses.
Although this movie has a lot of funding, there is no need to worry about the filming being delayed.
"Then let's create some simple scenes and add a catwalk show. You're fighting with the Albanian gangsters downstairs, the guests are running around, and the models on the stage are still walking the runway, highlighting chaos and order."
Tornatore said.
"Isn't it a bit problematic for models to be walking on the runway when bullets are flying everywhere? How about a physical fight with the gangsters?"
Huang Kevin said.
"Yes, that's it. We can just get those Victoria's Secret supermodels here so that we can collect some sponsorship fees." Tornatore said excitedly.
Huang Kevin covered his forehead.
My head hurts more and more.
In addition to the plot, sponsors must also be given enough room to play.
He just finished shooting a segment for Johnnie Walker and Red Bull yesterday.
For a killer with great artistic accomplishment and talent, his favorite drink is actually cheap whiskey mixed with Red Bull, which is still quite affordable.
Huang Kevin himself was amazed by the expression of enjoyment he showed at that time.
Just by drinking it, people can feel the mellow taste, round and silky, the transition from sour to sweet, such a rich taste still has distinct layers.
It seemed like what Kevin Huang was drinking was water of life, not some whiskey mixed with Red Bull.
The sponsor's representatives were quite satisfied.
Especially Johnnie Walker, their sales have always been at the forefront of whiskey, but in order to consolidate its position and leave no room for competitors, this manufacturer has been increasing its fees.
There will also be a Red Bull extra show in the afternoon.
Many media and Guinness World Records officials were even invited to this scene.
The plot is that the gang members escaped in a helicopter, and Kevin Wong broke into the Red Bull event, stole Red Bull's plane, and flew the plane directly at a low altitude through two tunnels with many obstacles, and finally took off, starting an aerial chase with the other party.
There are battles at sea and there are battles on land.
Now there is also a battle in the air.
Kevin Huang even suggested that he jump directly from a small plane to a helicopter to chase the other party.
But neither the insurance company nor the crew agreed.
Although not using a body double is a gimmick, but with Kevin Huang risking his life like this, if something goes wrong, none of them will be able to leave Italy alive.
In the afternoon, the staff were making intensive preparations.
The police had closed the road in advance and even implemented air control.
McKenna Grace looked at Kevin Huang who was surrounded by the crowd and complained to Lily: "He is already a super rich man, why does he have to go on his own?"
"You should be careful what you address him as, he could be your dad."
Lily said with a double meaning.
In addition to the fact that Kevin Huang and McKenna would be together in the movie, McKenna's mother also showed extraordinary enthusiasm for Kevin Huang.
The girl rolled her eyes and said, "I'm not kidding, this is very dangerous."
"Have no idea."
Lily smiled and said, "Kevin is an idol all over the world. He can't do anything out of the ordinary, but he has extraordinary energy. Sometimes he wants to do something exciting, so he can only try some extreme sports."
"Have you ever thought about what would happen if something went wrong?"
"Will not?"
"Just in case, I said just in case."
"Then die with Kevin!" Lily said faintly, "What's the point of living without a lover?"
McKenna Grace got goose bumps.
At the shooting site, Kevin Huang was already sitting in a small plane debugging the equipment.
The technician beside him said, "If you find any problem, safety must be the first priority. We have installed an ejection device on the aircraft, but be careful not to eject in the tunnel."
Kevin Huang gave a thumbs up with both hands.
Because of the air flow in the tunnel, he must react within 0.25 seconds. The reaction time of 0.25 seconds is very extreme for ordinary people, but the Yellow Ball King has never been an ordinary person.
"Clear the place, clear the place."
"What's the weather like?" Tornatore asked over the intercom.
"everything is normal."
Tornatore continued, "Is the road cleared?"
"completely fine!"
"OK, ready, countdown!"
Tornatore's hands, holding the walkie-talkie, began to sweat.
As he counted down, the departments prepared themselves.
Huang Kevin started the plane and the propeller began to spin rapidly.
Everyone at the scene held their breath.
As Huang Kevin slowly pushed the joystick, the plane slowly moved forward amidst a huge noise, and after moving forward a few meters it shook slightly due to the airflow.
Many people were sweating.
The plane is still accelerating.
The equipment installed in the plane gave a close-up of Kevin Huang, with no special expression on his face.
The existence of the [Immunity Card] makes Huang Kaiwen not afraid of any challenge at all.
If Red Bull could afford it, he could even go skydiving from the space station.
The mechanical power did not give people enough time. Almost instantly, Huang Kevin rushed out of the first tunnel. The small plane seemed to be still gliding, but in fact it had already left the ground.
Flying low!!!
Tornatore in front of the monitor took a deep breath and waited quietly for Huang Kevin to safely enter the second tunnel.
in!
There was a burst of jubilation at the scene.
The plane flew steadily at an ultra-high speed and at a low altitude, leaving only a trail of white mist wherever it went.
Even if you are not sitting on the plane, you can feel the speed accompanied by the roar.
Light came on and the exit of the tunnel was already visible.
This is the most dangerous step.
The speed has reached the limit. Huang Kevin must make the most correct operation to get the plane airborne in a very short time, otherwise the plane will be destroyed and everyone on board will die.
Everyone stared at the monitor.
coming.
As the tunnel exit got closer, Huang Kevin was ready.
Unlike the dim lights in the tunnel, the sun was setting outside, but even at dusk, the sky was still brighter than the dim lights in the tunnel.
He squinted his eyes to adapt to the change in light, and the moment the plane rushed out of the tunnel, he directly operated the plane to climb.
After a short adaptation period, Huang Kaiwen was already operating a small plane and performing fancy moves in the sky.
"yeah!"
The monitor side.
All the staff cheered.
The Red Bull representative's face flushed, as if he had an orgasm.
This part alone is worth the price of admission.
With Kevin Huang's outstanding performance, the head office would probably be happy to continue making additional investments.
He could even imagine that Red Bull might be sold out after the movie was released.
As the head of the Italian branch who took the lead in the investment, he will definitely be promoted.
As Huang Kevin controlled the plane to slowly land, the staff and medical team immediately surrounded him and helped Huang Kevin down.
"How's it going, Kevin?"
"Kevin, let's check if there are any hidden dangers in your body first."
"That's beautiful, Kevin!"
Huang Kaiwen followed the doctor for a physical examination. The media reporters who could not wait any longer wanted to go up for interviews, but were stopped without exception.
However, that evening, television stations in many countries still broadcast the relevant news.
The crew gave them a piece of material.
Italian TV stations simply inserted this news into all their programs.
"According to the information we received, Kevin personally took part in a chase scene this afternoon, operating a small plane through two tunnels and then taking off, breaking four Guinness World Records in one fell swoop... According to Mario Guagliano, Vice President of the Polytechnic University of Milan and Professor of Aircraft Aerodynamics, this is a very dangerous behavior, and the plane can easily disintegrate under the impact of airflow. After seeing such a thrilling scene, we have every reason to believe that this will be the best spy movie in the history of film and television."
While the news was being broadcast, Kevin Huang was still sweating in the gym.
In addition to maintaining form for the new season, it is also for the happiness of my girlfriends.
"Keep your breathing rhythm, hold on, Kevin, you have strong explosive power, so you should do endurance training."
The coach said on the sidelines.
Huang Kevin did as he was told, feeling both amused and helpless.
I'm afraid he doesn't understand that the Yellow Ball King's strongest point is his endurance.
After finishing the training, Huang Kaiwen went for a swim.
He walked out of the hotel with wet hair.
Unlike most stores in Italian cities that close at 7 or 8, stores in Sardinia are generally open until midnight. In the summer, there are night markets and stalls, making Huang Kaiwen feel like he is back in China.
Because of the arrival of the crew, there is a new night market near the hotel.
Walking between the houses and seeing slogans hung on many of them, Huang Kaiwen could only quicken his pace.
Many people in Sardinia don't lock their doors.
Some residents have their names written on their doorsteps, welcoming Kevin Huang to visit them at any time.
Although Sardinia is surrounded by the sea, it is most famous for its roasted pig.
Here you can even choose a live pig and let the owner handle it.
Huang Kaiwen ordered a portion of grilled pork ribs, and the other party also gave him grilled sausages and other things, filling up a large plate.
As soon as you take a bite, your mouth is full of oil.
Huang Kevin, who rarely eats such greasy food, felt very refreshed.
The coarse salt tastes slightly bitter and grainy, making the tender and juicy pork meat appear more delicate and smooth.
Huang Kevin, who had just finished his dinner, ordered another dish.
Finally, I ran on the beach for more than an hour to digest the food before returning to the hotel.
The next morning, Huang Kaiwen saw the news about his midnight snack in the newspaper.
"Someone wants to see you Kevin!"
The crew came over and said.
Huang Kevin put down his cutlery and saw an old man walking towards him quickly.
"Kevin, I'm Ignazio Rocchi, the mayor of Sant'Antioco." The other party grabbed Kevin Huang's hands and said affectionately, "It's great that you chose southern Sardinia for this shoot."
"Mr. Lodge, I'm just about to have breakfast. If you don't mind, you can sit down with me."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
The other party didn't hesitate and sat down directly and let the secretary choose the food.
Rocky said: "Since yesterday's news, I have received many calls. These people are asking me to pay attention to your safety, but I can't guarantee this kind of thing. After all, I am so old, and I can't be your substitute."
"If you want, I can talk to the director and let you try."
Kevin Huang joked.
Rocky's face froze, and he quickly waved his hand and said, "My heart is not in good condition, and the doctor won't let me do anything too exciting."
"Well, it's nice to meet you, Mr. Lodge. Are you here just to tell me to be safe today?"
Kevin Huang asked after taking a bite of salmon.
"Is such that!"
Rocky rubbed his hands and said, "As you know, Sardinia's economy is average. It is mainly based on agriculture and mining, but there has always been a net outflow of population. Now many villages are empty. Even if the government announces financial subsidies for moving to Sardinia, it will be useless. No one is willing to register and settle in a village with a population of less than 3000."
"You don't think I can get people to move here from the North?"
Huang Kevin asked rhetorically.
Some people have bought holiday villas, but most people are unwilling to become villagers in the village.
"We hope you can help promote it so that some high-quality groups from all over the world, such as writers like you or others, can come and settle here. They all have some assets, which will be of great benefit to the economy of Sardinia," said Lodge.
Huang Kevin rolled his eyes silently. Isn't this just the bankrupt version of London absorbing the world's richest people?
They don't even give them a fucking subsidy, and ask them to bring their own food to help build Sardinia. Except for those who sold their houses and went to the beacon country to work illegally, no one else would be so despicable.
"Try your best. I don't know if it will work."
Huang Kevin said.
After breakfast, Kevin Huang went to the dressing room again.
The filming went smoothly, but Tornatore still called a halt to the shooting.
He said to Kevin Huang: "I think there should be more memorable lines, so that the whole world can remember it. Agent Kevin needs to have some of his own logo."
"Like forgiving you is what God wants to do, and I just want God to forgive me?"
Kevin Huang asked casually.
"Yes, yes, that's a good sentence!"
Tornatore nodded vigorously and said, "But that's not enough. I want a scene similar to the one where he wipes his hands elegantly with a silk scarf after killing someone, so that people can feel the charm of Agent Kevin."
Huang Kaiwen rubbed his temple with a headache and said, "Director, you should discuss this matter with the screenwriter. Maybe I think music can do something to convey emotions."
"Forget it, let me think about it, let's shoot the fight scenes first."
Tornatore said, turning and waving at the martial arts instructor.
The martial arts director came over and immediately broke down Huang Kaiwen's moves and explained some key elements to him.
"Kevin, you'd better be more restrained. I know you have good physical fitness, but making a movie requires the audience to understand. You can't do some actions that are beyond their imagination, or they will think it is unreasonable." said the martial arts director.
Huang Kevin nodded and said, "I understand."
He had been very restrained before.
If the director hadn't arranged for a speedboat to chase the warship, he would have wanted to jump directly from the plane onto the warship without an umbrella.
But in that case, he would go from being 007 to Captain America.
When the filming started, Kevin Huang's movements were sharp and swift, almost every move was fatal, and he did not give the "Albanian gangsters" any second chance.
A gangster came to Huang Kevin with a side kick in the air. Huang Kevin bent down and raised his foot, kicking the man hard under the crotch.
Seeing they were outnumbered, the gangsters began to use firearms.
Huang Kevin took out two Desert Eagles, and started killing indiscriminately with both guns, as if he was a roaming shooter who could shoot on the move.
There are white doves flying behind him.
When the Desert Eagle ran out of bullets, Kevin Huang took out a revolver and transformed himself into a cowboy. He quickly pressed the back of the gun with one hand and repeatedly pulled the trigger with the other.
He treated all weapons as consumables and threw them away after use.
"Click, passed, one more shot, make-up artist, hurry up."
Tornatore shouted.
Huang Kevin took the bottle of mineral water from Lily and drank it all, then sat down in his seat to rest.
It is quite troublesome to prepare the plasma and other things again. Kevin Wong hates to reshoot such scenes the most.
Little tail McKenna Grace came over and asked, "Why do you know everything?"
“I learned it in Hawaii.”
Huang Kevin said perfunctorily.
"Nonsense, don't think I haven't been to Hawaii!"
The little girl revealed.
Huang Kevin pushed her cheek with some disdain and said, "Lily and I need to discuss some adult matters, which are not convenient for the children to hear."
"It's not like I haven't heard of it before..."
The little girl muttered.
Lily immediately glared at Huang Kevin.
Huang Kevin shrugged innocently. Was it his problem that he couldn't control the volume?
He simply closed his eyes and dozed off.
The weather in Sardinia was already a bit hot in August, so Kevin Huang simply took an ice pack from the box and put it on his face.
It’s cool and feels a lot more comfortable.
Kevin Huang whistled.
Tornatore, who had been paying attention to Huang Kevin, suddenly came over and grabbed Huang Kevin's hand, shouting excitedly: "Yes, that's right, that's it!"
"Dude, what are you doing? My girlfriend is right next to us."
Kevin Huang joked.
"What I mean is, after you take out the Albanian gang, you put your hands in your pockets and whistle away. That's all. Whistling every time you kill someone is the hallmark of Agent Kevin!"
Tornatore said excitedly.
"Okay, as long as you're happy."
Huang Kaiwen said perfunctorily: "But what should we play? How about the Milan team song? If it's a few beats slower, it won't sound so cheerful."
"Forget it, that's not appropriate."
Tornatore shook his head.
Huang Kaiwen felt a little regretful. After all, if the Milan team anthem was played, the song would become even more popular.
The subsequent filming went smoothly, and the shooting technician Tornatore couldn't wait to discuss his new ideas with others.
Mads Mikkelsen said self-deprecatingly: "I thought it would be enough to be punished by justice, but I didn't expect the director to always have new ideas about how I would die."
"At least it means you are bad enough."
Kevin Huang joked: "Some of your men don't even have close-ups."
Green Goblin Willem Dafoe nodded in agreement.
He doesn't have any chance to resist in the film, and the protagonist doesn't even give him the classic scene of shooting him in the back, but instead takes care of him cleanly and lets him disappear into ashes along with the warship.
Kevin Huang is more familiar with the Green Goblin because his second wife is Italian.
In the evening, he was about to invite several actors to have dinner together when he was called to the conference room by Tornatore.
The screenwriter and some other staff members were sitting there.
Looking at the cigarette butts in the ashtray, one could tell that Tornatore had given them a lot of trouble.
Huang Kevin opened the window and saw the paparazzi on the top of the tree opposite. The paparazzi smiled awkwardly. Huang Kevin smiled and waved his hand, signaling him to go away.
Just take a few photos.
"We decided to use a more famous song. An English song is a good choice because it can be more widely spread, but we haven't decided which one to use yet."
Tornatore said directly.
"How about a folk song? It brings with it a nostalgia for hometown and peaceful life. It just highlights the contrast, the protagonist's disgust for being forced into this incident."
Huang Kaiwen suggested.
"I've already said that, but the question is which song to use."
The lighting engineer raised his hand and said.
“Actually, I think playing Michael Jackson is also pretty good. You can even do a moonwalk.” The art director said with a smile.
Kevin Huang complained: "Why not just make an Indian movie, where they sing and dance in the middle of a fight, then continue fighting, and then have a glass of Ganges water to revive the dead. It will definitely be a big hit in India."
Art director Ally Luns stuck out her tongue and closed her mouth.
After listening to their discussion, Huang Kaiwen felt that there would be no results in the short term, so he simply found an excuse to run away.
He felt a little uncomfortable because there was too much smoke on his clothes.
This is the aftereffect of being caught in an Internet cafe before.
His parents later evolved to the point of using the smell of cigarettes on his body to determine whether he had been to the Internet cafe.
The next day, in a Roman-era building.
The footage filmed was of Kevin Wong killing all the gangsters and finally coming before Fatsi Brovena, the Albanian gang leader played by Mads Mikkelsen.
The name Fatsi means brave man.
Fatsi Brovina, dressed in a suit and tie, sat behind a luxurious desk. He glanced at Kevin Huang and said calmly, "You are the most powerful agent I have ever seen, but if you kill me, you will never find the whereabouts of that girl."
"So you think I'm going to beg you?"
Kevin Huang asked disdainfully.
"If you do that, I'll tell you when I'm in a good mood."
Fatsi Brovina looked down at Agent Kevin's file and said, "An artist like you should have cooperated with the counterfeit money group a long time ago. We can make a lot of money, and your retirement life will be much more comfortable than it is now. You seem to like that little girl and her mother. If you hurt me, you will never find her in your life."
After saying that, Fatsi Brovina, who had been keeping his head down, suddenly pulled out a gun and pointed it at Huang Kevin.
But Huang Kevin was faster. A bullet was fired the moment he raised his hand, and Brovin's left hand holding the gun was covered in blood.
Huang Kevin, who was standing at the door, rushed forward and lifted the other person up with one hand. Brovina's face turned red because of suffocation.
Unwilling to give up, a dagger appeared in Brovina's left hand. Before he could make a move, Huang Kevin threw him heavily to the ground with an over-the-shoulder throw.
Brovina, who was lying on the ground, was hit hard. He was still trying to be brave and said, "You know, God is the cruelest. He kills another person through the hand of another person."
This is a classic line from Hannibal.
Huang Kevin, who was standing there, was indifferent. He picked up the knife on the table, squatted in front of Brovina, and cut open his shirt without any expression.
This action made Brovina feel dangerous. He struggled to resist and was punched in the face.
Huang Kevin, who was squatting in front of him, continued to work, slowly cutting his skin with a sharp knife, and blood gushed out instantly.
The pain made Brovina try to resist again, and he was punched in the face again.
This time Huang Kevin simply broke his nose, and the heavy blow to the face caused Brovi to feel dizzy.
Even so, he still wanted to resist.
Huang Kaiwen punched him again and again, leaving him with no strength to resist, and continued with his work, as if he were the most professional surgeon in the world, doing his work meticulously.
"Please, please, I, I can help you... help you ask the Americans to bring her here. The Americans will definitely agree for the sake of money. Please... spare me."
"I knew she was on the warship, and the warship will not leave until tomorrow."
"Then, why?"
"I'm waiting for the right opportunity. Besides, you scumbags should pay the price. Abolishing the death penalty is the greatest cruelty to kindness. Someone needs to purify the filth of this world."
Kevin Huang doesn't mind talking to the dead.
Brovina was no longer in human form, but was still trying to control his body to move away from Kevin Huang. He said, "I, I have a lot of money, I can give it all to you, let me go!" "It is God who will let you go, I just hope God can forgive me."
After saying that, Huang Kevin shook his wrist, took the dinner knife with his backhand, and stabbed it hard into the opponent's head, leaving only a piece of the handle.
Brovina kicked his legs a few times and then fell completely silent.
Huang Kaiwen rubbed the other person's white shirt with his bloody hands a few times, then stood up, took a hat from the other person's hanger, and performed a hat trick by putting it on his own head.
He put his hands in his pockets and walked away whistling.
Although there were no lyrics, as soon as the tune came out, the sound of folk guitar strings appeared in the minds of everyone present. The man sang in a low voice, expressing his infinite attachment to his hometown and peaceful life: "If you miss the train I'm on. You will know that I am gone. You can hear the whistle blow a hundred miles..."
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