Chapter 699: The World of His Majesty Shinra Tensei (Subscription Request)
Chapter 699 Extra: Shinra Tensei: Your Majesty's World (Subscription Request)
2015 6 Month 8 Day.
Inzaghi sat on the bench and watched Kevin Huang break his Champions League goal record with a single goal as Milan beat Barcelona 13-1 at the Berlin Olympic Stadium.
Buffon was so angry about the clean sheet bonus in his new contract that he almost tore apart Milan's four defenders.
Reporters from all over the world were frantically surrounding Milan players to take pictures. Neymar, who was said to have the greatest chance of winning the Ballon d'Or, could only lie on the grass and cry bitterly.
Filippo Inzaghi I rested his chin on his hand, looking lifeless.
He has won the Champions League too many times in his career, and even a 13:1 victory couldn't make him excited.
Of course, the most important reason is that he fell in love with a woman, but that woman ignored him.
Inzaghi understood that it was because his private life was too chaotic and good girls felt insecure in front of him.
Even though he was the most handsome man in the universe, the emperor of the world's first empire, the best striker in football history, and a super partner with Kevin Huang, he still couldn't win the other's heart.
Looking at Ramos hugging his girlfriend tightly, Inzaghi couldn't help feeling jealous.
This bastard whose brains are filled with only muscles was able to graduate with a Ph.D., find a beautiful girlfriend who is a leader in the fashion industry with a salary of tens of millions of euros, and the book he wrote became a best-seller, and HBO is going to turn it into a TV series.
The most infuriating thing is that the Italian National Academy of Sciences actually nominated him to become a member!!!
This is simply the greatest shame in Italian history.
Although he was not Italian but the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, as a monarch of a friendly country, he could not bear to see Italy fall into such depravity.
Inzaghi even wondered who would get the highest score if Ramos, Totti and Buffon took the exam together.
Well, maybe it was that fool Totti.
His Majesty turned around and saw Huang Kevin, and couldn't help but sigh again.
This bastard actually has four sons and one daughter.
During last year's World Cup, his girlfriends became pregnant again. Barbara gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, and Lily gave birth to twins.
The Chinese names of the children are Huang Libo, Huang Cardo, Huang Moss and Huang Anna.
It is infuriating to talk about this matter. Other rich people would file lawsuits if they cheated, but Kevin Huang has several girlfriends, but the Italian newspapers never raised any objections and even openly wrote about Kevin and his wives in the news.
Damn, even if Italy’s history goes back many years, there has never been such a thing.
Inzaghi looked at Gattuso and Nesta in the coaching staff with a disdainful smile on his face.
He retired at a young age, but look at him still fighting on the field at his old age. He even scored a penalty this season. If it wasn't for giving the young Kane a chance, the top scorer in Serie A would still be Inzaghi.
However, when thinking of Gattuso's son, Inzaghi felt uncomfortable again.
Francesco Gattuso had previously protected his classmates and fought off two robbery gypsies, which was reported in the newspapers. Everyone said that Gattuso's son was well-trained.
Shit!
Gattuso's only advantage is that he can cook seafood.
His son was completely influenced by Kevin Huang and Passerby A.
Tsk tsk.
Inzaghi curled his lips. Although Huang Kevin was a bit stingy and vindictive, greedy and lustful, lazy and impatient, he was really nice to the people around him.
The children of these Milan players have obviously grown well under the guidance of Huang Kevin.
Even if you don't have any extraordinary talents, you can still be a good person. You won't be as bad as some basketball stars' children, and you won't be so blind as to do business everywhere and need your parents' help to pay off debts.
Fuck, that's what young people are like.
Inzaghi stood up and walked towards Harry Kane, who was hugging his girlfriend, and said, "You are only 22 years old. You should not focus on the court. Falling in love too early will only hurt you."
"But Katie and I have known each other since we were kids."
Kane said in a low voice.
The two lived next door to each other and were classmates at school, attending the Beckham International School together. Among the money Victoria lost, there was a portion given by their parents.
"Damn it, you're dating before you're even an adult. No wonder Gazzetta dello Sport said you're Milan's worst striker in recent years. Can you please put some effort into playing football?"
Inzaghi asked with a look of regret.
“I haven’t seen such a report.”
Harry Kane said innocently, looking towards his girlfriend Kate Goodland.
Kate also shook her head.
Inzaghi laughed dryly and said: "You will see it tomorrow. I have inside information."
"Asshole, don't bully young people."
Gattuso pushed Inzaghi away and said: "Don't bother with that bastard, he can't stand seeing happy couples now."
“I don’t talk to people with gang connections.”
Inzaghi snorted and turned away.
Gattuso's father-in-law is a Scottish gang leader.
"What happened to that guy?"
Huang Kevin came over and asked.
"I don't know. Everything feels weird today."
Gattuso complained: "Maybe there is bleeding down there."
Huang Kevin rolled his eyes. Gennaro was a very vicious guy. If he had not become a player but went fishing at sea, he would have been thrown into the sea by his fellow fishermen sooner or later.
The evening celebration banquet was held in the atrium of the hotel.
The Patrick Hermann Residenzschloss is a luxurious private hotel located in the old Pannewitz Palace in the green district of Lünewald in Berlin.
Room prices range from 200 euros to 2000 euros, which is a high-end hotel.
Milan chose to stay here when playing the Champions League in Berlin.
The design here was created by a famous artist, but it is a bit too avant-garde. However, the greening and courtyard design are quite good.
The waiters filled the long table in the atrium with various foods and drinks. This was a celebratory banquet in the form of a buffet. There were also several small stalls where the hotel's chefs specialized in making freshly grilled foods such as teppanyaki.
Galliani was the first to raise the cup and said: "Congratulations to you, the coaching staff, the players, the team doctors, and our staff. We are the Champions League champions again. This is our tradition and our honor. Cheers to the Milan Cup champions!"
"Cheers to the Milan Cup champion!"
Within the Milan team, the Champions League trophy is jokingly called the Milan Cup, which is Milan's reserved event.
Italian fans don't have the idea that the domestic FA Cup is more important than the Champions League. Milan fans can't wait to bring the Champions League trophy home every year.
"That bald guy is getting more and more talkative."
Inzaghi complained as he drank the whole glass of wine.
"Adriano is a very good manager and I think he can do more."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
He knows several African languages, which makes him a rare talent.
Inzaghi didn't say anything and just drank by himself.
You can tell he's not in a very good mood.
After all, the older you get, the lonelier you become.
Being rejected when pursuing someone made him doubt his life. He wondered if he had been more innocent, he would have a son and a daughter by now.
The atmosphere of the celebration banquet was very warm.
Milan's family members also have a good relationship with each other.
Looking at the noisy scene, Inzaghi always felt that he was out of place.
He decided to call another frustrated person. Cassano, who returned to Serie A, did not have a smooth second stint in Roma.
"Antonio……"
Inzaghi made the call.
"Hey, man, why are you calling me? I must know that my wife is pregnant again, right?" Cassano on the other end of the phone said excitedly: "How about you be the godfather of my child?"
Inzaghi:…
Cassano continued, "My friend, someone has invested in my new script. The plot is this: in this world, you can revive any dead person to have sex with you, and she will disappear after that. Then, in order to see his dead wife, a rich man hired a hundred people to take turns reviving his wife, so that he can see his beloved deceased wife while she is doing something. Isn't the idea great? The investor said that it can satisfy some special interest groups. My film company is finally going to be famous!"
Inzaghi:…
"Hey, man, you also have shares in the company, and you will make a lot of money. I have always said that I am a genius. I think this is the good luck brought to me by my daughter. By the way, I don’t know the gender yet, but I think it must be a daughter. A son is enough..."
Inzaghi hung up the phone directly.
Tired, destroy it.
Later, Kevin Huang looked at the drunk Inzaghi with some helplessness.
This guy cried with snot and tears, hugged Huang Kaiwen's waist and cried, "She must have a crush on me. After all, we have known each other for a long time and get along very well. Why can't she agree to be my girlfriend? Why..."
Huang Kaiwen patted Inzaghi's head helplessly and said in a coaxing tone: "Yes, yes, it's all her fault."
"You can't say she's bad!"
Inzaghi retorted, then shook his head and said, "If she agrees to marry me, I'm willing to do anything."
"really?"
Huang Kevin took out his cell phone and opened the recording and asked.
"Yes, if she is willing to marry me, I will do anything!"
……
"Angela, you don't mind me calling you that, do you?"
Kevin Huang put down his coffee cup and asked.
"Of course, of course!"
Angela Robusti said excitedly: "I didn't expect to actually meet you, Kevin."
"Filippo and I are good friends, so it's not surprising that you can see me."
Huang Kaiwen smiled and asked, "I heard that you and Filippo are making good progress, but what went wrong?"
Angela Robusti, a former Miss Italy, hesitated and said, "He often cheats people. I saw him pretending to be his brother and doing bad things in the newspaper, so I'm not sure what he thinks."
"Indeed, Filippo is a guy who likes to play. How about we make sure he is sincere?"
Huang Kevin asked.
"How to do?"
Huang Kevin handed over a folder. After Angela Robusti read it, she opened her mouth in surprise and finally nodded vigorously.
"Okay then. I still need to meet his brother and father. I'll have my bodyguard take you back first."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
Neo immediately stood up to see the guest off.
The owner of the cafe came over to refill Huang Kevin's coffee and asked, "Is she the girl that Inzaghi likes?"
"It's Filippo!"
Huang Kevin reminded.
"Well, it makes no difference. Inzaghi isn't that good at football." The boss said with a smile, "Pippo has played for Milan for so many years. We are all curious about when he will retire."
"Yeah, who knows!"
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
After about 20 minutes, the door of the cafe was pushed open.
Huang Kaiwen stood up, smiled and hugged Inzaghi's father, Giancarlo Inzaghi, and said, "I'm so sorry to have you come all the way to Milan. Simone, long time no see."
"Is Filippo in trouble again?"
Giancarlo Inzaghi asked: "That guy is not as mature as my dog at his age."
"Dog" is not considered an insult in Europe, but a dog's IQ is only equivalent to that of a seven-year-old child.
"You're so kind, Kevin."
Simone said after he sat down.
Seeing the folder on the desktop, Simone glanced at Kevin Huang and asked, "Can we see this?"
"of course."
Huang Kevin smiled and nodded.
The father and son looked at the plan together.
Both of their eyes couldn't help but light up.
"So as long as we agree, we can send Filippo to film a reality show?"
Simone asked impatiently.
"Yes, from a legal perspective, Filippo has already signed the contract, but I think it would be better to get your opinion."
Huang Kevin nodded and said.
"Send it! You must send it!"
Simone nodded vigorously and said, "If the program team is short of funds, I can sponsor some of it personally. I just hope that the program team can try to restore some details of the ancient times and not let that guy have an easy life."
"I will discuss it with the TV station."
Huang Kevin said.
Simone looked at the plan and asked, "I'm afraid it won't work to shoot in Italy and pretend it's Austria?"
Giancarlo Inzaghi patted his youngest son on the head and complained: "Your brother will definitely be fooled. Don't you understand his level of history?"
"How do you explain the language aspect? Filippo only speaks Italian, right?"
Simone asked.
He cared deeply about the details and couldn't wait to see his brother suffer.
"No problem. The Holy Roman Empire ruled northern Italy, so the language is similar and Filippo shouldn't notice these things."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
"Then I have no objection."
Giancarlo Inzaghi said excitedly: "I am looking forward to the next show. Will the TV station broadcast it live?"
“Of course, you can tune into Canale5.”
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
A few days later, in the meeting room at St Kevin's Stadium.
There were countless sponsors and broadcasters sitting in the audience, all of them looking at the contracts in their hands.
Galliani said to Huang Kevin, "We have already discussed with the town. They play some minor roles, and we have invited professional actors for other important roles. We have set up a lot of hidden cameras nearby, and the aerial photography equipment has also been camouflaged. The wings of the disguised birds will move, so Inzaghi will not notice it."
“Would it be very expensive to use so many cameras?”
Huang Kevin asked.
"It's okay, they're just borrowing it, it's considered sponsorship. After the filming is over, they're going to put it back into the packaging and sell it again." Galliani said with a smile: "These Jews are too cunning. It's a good deal for them to hang them on the street lights."
“Maybe it could be made into soap?”
Huang Kevin asked.
Galliani immediately followed suit and laughed.
Sponsors were quickly identified and they were all very interested in this reality show.
Sky TV spent a lot of money to buy the broadcasting rights in the English-speaking world, and they will translate it before broadcasting it.
Most sponsors will make their appearances in a very flattering way, or simply during the advertising breaks.
Then Galliani took Huang Kevin to meet several people.
"This is Matteo Garrone, the best director in Italy in recent years. Several of his films have been selected for international film festivals and have won some major awards."
Galliani introduced.
The other person has naturally curly black hair and looks quite young.
Matteo Galloni directly grabbed Kevin Huang's hand and said, "Nice to meet you, our whole family are AC Milan fans."
"It's such an honor."
Huang Kaiwen said with a smile.
"This is Luigi Ganapini, professor of history at the University of Bologna, who also currently lives in Milan and is one of our advisors."
"This is Professor Carlo Francesco, the director of the Brera Academy of Fine Arts in Milan and also one of our advisors."
"This is Professor Jenkins Wood from the Department of History at the University of Leeds. The University of Leeds began research on the transformation of the Roman world and the rise of early medieval Europe more than 20 years ago. He will give us a lot of valuable advice..."
Kevin Huang also met Cassano and Tinto Brass.
The two of them are naturally the artistic directors in that area.
Most of the experts and scholars this time just wanted to be recorded on TV, and the appearance fee was not high.
After a reality show about Inzaghi, they will be asked to comment specifically on the scenes and historical restoration, as well as explain some behaviors that are difficult to understand now.
On July 7, the preliminary preparatory work was completed.
That night, Inzaghi left the Old Fashion Milano nightclub and was knocked unconscious as soon as he walked out of the door and was carried into a car.
The drunks nearby didn't find it strange at all, as they could barely walk steadily.
The next morning, Inzaghi woke up and found himself in a castle. He scratched his head and recalled, could it be that he was drunk and went to Huang Kevin's house? Was this the castle that Huang Kevin bought for vacation?
He has even lived in the home of a gangster boss in Rio, so such a small scene couldn't scare Inzaghi.
When he stood up, Inzaghi immediately discovered the problem.
"What the hell is this outfit? Are you planning to make me a clown?"
After pulling at his silk clothes a few times and seeing the double-headed eagle embroidered on his arm, Inzaghi screamed as if he had seen a ghost.
Having asked scholars to write several books on the History of the Holy Roman Empire, he was very familiar with this symbol.
"Your Majesty, you are awake."
An old man in a white robe asked with concern after entering the room.
Inzaghi also saw guards standing at the door, all of them wearing kilt-length armor.
"What does this mean? Is this some kind of prank?"
Inzaghi asked.
The old man reached out his hand directly to his forehead, and Inzaghi subconsciously avoided it.
"Your Majesty, you are Archduke of Austria, Filippo Inzaghi I. However, after the death of Emperor Rudolf the Great, the imperial power was stolen by the Luxembourg family. You damned lions! One day you will restore the glory of the Habsburg family and take back the throne that belongs to you."
The old man said excitedly.
Inzaghi pressed his temple, totally confused about his current situation.
"By the way, you said lion? Are you sure you're not talking about A Song of Ice and Fire?"
Inzaghi asked.
"Your Majesty, the emblem of the House of Luxembourg is the lion."
The old man said.
"Stop it, where is the camera?"
Inzaghi asked helplessly.
"What camera?"
The old man asked, repeating the words Inzaghi had said.
Inzaghi directly faced the opponent and searched around.
He searched the whole house but couldn't find it.
The somewhat irritable Inzaghi pushed the door open directly, and the guard at the door immediately saluted him.
Inzaghi ran down the stairs barefoot and was surprised at the size of the castle.
When he walked out of the castle gate and saw the moat and the market across the river, he finally showed a look of despair.
The old man who chased out asked breathlessly: "Your Majesty, do you want to call a doctor?"
"You're talking about doctor, right? You must be joking. Tell me where the camera is? Don't think I haven't seen Back to the Future. There are Hollywood movies in Italy too!"
Inzaghi grabbed the old man's collar and asked fiercely.
In the underground command post, Kevin Huang and the experts and directors stared at the screen together. The director said on the intercom: "Give us a close-up of Unit 7."
Someone helped Kevin Huang explain: "In fact, doctors in the Middle Ages were called doctors. The Lord of the Rings itself was created in the Middle Ages, and doctors at that time were called Doctors."
Huang Kevin nodded.
It feels very interesting.
It was everyone's expectation that Inzaghi would become the protagonist of the reality show, although he signed the contract while drunk.
But Simone and his father, even the girl he was pursuing and the whole of Italy thought this was not a bad thing.
If His Majesty behaves well and the girl accepts him, then let's think of it as the Yellow Ball King giving him the emperor-style wedding he has always dreamed of.
If that doesn't work, there's nothing the Yellow Ball King can do.
After a period of struggle, Inzaghi apparently accepted his identity as the legitimate heir to the Holy Roman Empire and quickly integrated into it.
That night, Inzaghi asked for a few dancers to perform to liven up the atmosphere.
Angela Robusti and several actors were quickly putting on makeup. In order to be more in line with the style of the times, they naturally could not wear underwear, and all accessories and modern things were left in the dressing room.
Inzaghi's table was set with grape and hazelnut pie, some cheese and simply grilled meat, and some whole wheat bread.
Because the outer shell was hard, someone cut it off for him so that he could only eat the inside.
Even so, Inzaghi found it quite unpalatable, and the accompanying wine was low-quality wine.
Just a few hours after accepting his identity, Inzaghi began to miss life in Milan.
The living standards in ancient times were so much worse than those of modern times. Even when going to the toilet, one had to use a thick hemp rope to wipe the buttocks, rubbing back and forth. That feeling made Inzaghi feel like he was being tortured. Fortunately, he did not have hemorrhoids.
"Matteo, why hasn't the dancer come up yet?"
Inzaghi asked with lifeless eyes.
The old man in white robe smiled and said, "Because they want to see your majesty, they must first be examined and bathed and dressed before they can see you."
"Well, I've seen some female killers on TV hide knives under their bodies, so you have to be careful."
Inzaghi complained.
Matteo did not respond. The old actor faithfully played the role of the Archduke's attendant.
In the director's room, Kevin Huang asked, "Where did you find this actor?"
He felt that the actor's expressions and movements were very accurate, and he should be an actor of the experiential type who immerses himself in the role.
"Theater actor, Alessandro Pleziosi, you probably don't pay attention to theatre."
A staff member said.
"Is it him? I remember he was born in 73, the same year as Filippo!"
Huang Kevin asked in surprise.
"Yes, there was some make-up, but it was more of an act, to make him look like an elderly medieval nobleman."
The staff member said.
Huang Kevin nodded vigorously.
Drama is really good for improving acting skills. Many ambitious actors will take part in drama performances to hone themselves. No wonder Pleziosi can perform so well.
This made Huang Kevin even more satisfied with Galliani's ability to get things done.
The labor investment this time is not high, but it looks very good.
The door of the hall finally opened, the musicians played the Habsburg court music "Stile Antico", and the dancers began to dance.
Inzaghi finally showed some interest.
After all, these girls are pretty good looking.
No matter what kind of woman she is, as long as she is beautiful, she can attract Inzaghi's attention.
He clapped his hands to keep the beat and enjoyed the performance of the dancers.
Just then, he noticed Angela Robusti's face and could not look away.
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The inspiration for this article comes from "The Truman Show" and "Rich Second Generation". The first movie is better, but the second one can only be watched for fun. Fortunately, it has a happy ending.
Old Ye is not capable of continuing to write the story of the emperor's time travel, hahaha. That is the end of the main text. What follows is a brand new historical novel. Old Ye does not have such outstanding accumulation, and I don't know much about European history.
(End of this chapter)