After Reincarnating, My System Quit!

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Chapter 70  She Needs A Kickstand! by Harem-Fan™

     A short while before the trap was sprung...

     Inside a long black-limo three people sat discussing the plan.

     A man in his early 30's who has darker-tan-skin and is obviously of foreign descent of mixed heritage, possibly China Empire and South American. He has most of his black-hair in a buzz-cut with a slight beard from not shaving for a few days. This helps make him look impressive with his muscular body and standing at around 6 foot 2 inches. He is currently disguised as a truck-driver. But this man is actually a high-ranking member of the Southern Cross criminal group and outlaw.

     A late 30's woman with purple-eyes and is wearing female Kung-Fu robes that would resemble a black-ninja outfit. At her side was a sheathed Chinese Empire Broadsword. This woman is none other than Laura Long.

     In the main seat the young master Number 6, Ronald Di, is texting on his phone and telling the other two what is going on. It seems the other two are not technology savvy.

     "Seems you were right and your Mountain Monk could not stop him. One of the family members I know saw them all climb into their SUVs and no injuries were had. Now they are about 15 minutes away from our location based on the guy I had hiding in the woods on the side of the road, so they have fallen into our trap."

     The woman everybody loves only sighs and says worriedly.

     "Brother Dang was as good as me, so now I am worried how good that little shit actually is?"

     Brook the large man from the Southern cross said in a China Empire accent.

     "It won't matter how good he is if you are pinned inside his hummer, brouhaha! I love this trick!"

     Ronald Di who was humiliated at the loss to Rick, said to the big man.

     "You better not hurt Tina Feng too badly, or our deal will be off! She needs to be able to be married. I have a Life Statistics office in the town ready for it. If we use Rick's life to force her, I can be the next Feng."

     Brock in a jolly mood said to the shrimp.

     "Don't you worry your small brain over it, this move may break a bone or two but I have yet to kill with it, mostly."

     Laura said to Di.

     "I will kill him soon, so get her married or no dice. I can not let that demon live any longer. I will never become a Grandmaster if my heart is burdened with any Rick Lee in this world."

     Di asks her.

     "But I thought the Long and the Mountain Temple was forbidden from messing with Rick Lee, what changed?"

     She squints her eyes and growls out.

     "My oldest sister shrank like a little coward warning me to never touch Rick again, while my stupid youngest sister wants to be that shits teacher?! As for my mountain temple, it's fine as long as we don't go into Star City so this ambush and North City are fine. See no problem. Plus after that bombing we moved some of the families out into the countryside."

     Then she wrapped her head and face in her black-wrappings hiding all but her eyes as she said.

     "But really crawling up my ass is my weak husband and daughter, my Hue embarrassments who also sit and cower to that brat. No He dies tonight."

     Brock, a man that seems chill on the outside, but is truly scum said.

     "Personally I don't care about your petty hangups, I just want to get my hold in Star City. But those Syndicates need to get weakened more or it's tough to do business."

     Knock Knock! A knock on the limo window alerted the three that it was time, so they all climbed out to take their positions.

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     One of the Southern cross members seeing the convoy approaching puts up the road closed-sign to stop the cars.

     Then their boss began to drive his massive heavy truck into the side of the Red-Hummer, that clearly will not be driveable ever-again! (RIP hummer)

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     Ronald Di And Laura see the pinned hummer and smile, because the plan worked just as Brock said it would.

     Laura sees Brock's team of 6 soldiers dressed as workers start to approach the hummer with M-16 rifles pointed at the occupants and being cautious.

     Then she noticed the occupants of the 4 other SUVs are all jumping out of their right sides and jumping over the rail into the forest area, but she doesn't care about rank and file trash.

     Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang! The men started to fire towards the runners in the dark.

     She yells.

     "Idiots! Secure the hummer, forget the trash, just get the girl and the boy!"

     Soon the hummer was full of gas that started to leak out of the cracks in the doors?! It seems by the smell and sting in the air, they used teargas grenades in the hummer?

     Brock had come to the SUV with a machine called the [Jaws Of Life], that emergency crews use to open wrecked car doors. With a grin he said.

     "Hahahaha, I eat tear gas for breakfast! Now open for me!"

     Brock put the device into a bent crack and then ripped open the upper door frame, and as he said he shakes off the tear gas like he spent lots of time in it only getting some minor irritation. His smile never faded though, till...

     He sees an unknown man holding a gas mask on his face giving him the middle finger with the arm that was not broken from the impact?!

     Yes a man with a broken left-arm was flipping him off while he noticed the car was empty of others, He then started to yell!

     "IT'S A T-!"

     SPLATTER! ........... BANG! Brock was unaware that his head was the main star at a Gallagher Show! His head exploded like a watermelon, then the sound of a sniper rifle echoed in the area!

     Laura quickly yelled!

    "Quick into the forest! Hide from the sniper and find those two before the sniper aims at you... RUN!"

     The six men already were running before she said that, while Di was diving under his limo in panic, But Laura was not about to stay and help the little shit, so with natural agility and human speed she made it into the woods before the six gunmen.

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     Back when the hummer was sacrificed with the craziest most manly Fire Birds elite...

     I grabbed the sniper rifle for Mei and the three of us, Mei, me, and Tina leaped out of the SUV we traded with the crazy dude.

     Jenifer rode in the second SUV in the line. Tina yelled into the radio.

     "Everyone run into the woods now! Just hide from the pursuers and protect Jenifer."

     Tina, Mei, and I are all Advanced or higher in Acrobatics, and have a minimum of Basic in Stealth, so getting into the woods and hiding was the easy part.

     Mei knowingly took the Barrett M107 .50 Caliber from my hands and split from us, while I took Tina's hand and entered the woods. This is where Mei is setting up the sniper shot to kill the boss at close range.

     The reason I carried the rifle was its weight of 35 pounds and the fact I am a Acrobatics Master, so I was able to get it to the tree-line fast for Mei.

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     The two of us ran about 50 feet and stopped after we heard the gunfire end, plus the lone sniper blast. I said to Tina.

     "Since Di is after you, just hide high in the trees, and let me take out some of these guys. I will be fine if I know you're safe."

     Tina kissed me fast and told me.

     "I am not a greenhouse flower, and right now you're not my bodyguard. So you take care of the killers, and I will sneak back for that coward Di, don't argue with me, I will be fine, I am a professional. Now go husband!"

     I smile helplessly seeing her vanish into the darkness, then I hear Mei.

     [Let's keep her as she is good. Now watch out, six gunmen plus a stealth master from Mountain Temple with a sword is after you, now go. I will follow you.]

     So I dash southwards to the others of my group while using my Cat Burglar Skill to hide from others.

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     With my HK P30's in hand I slowly make my way in the darkness. I stay low to the ground because I occasionally hear some shots from M-16's and I don't want to catch a stray Bullet. So I stay near trees.

     Soon I heard a stick break and round the corner. I see one of the enemy and no others around him so I take aim and then pull the triggers one shot from each gun.

     Bang Bang! I then quickly dash from the area after I saw some headshot splatter in the moonlight. Well that's one down...

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     I was near an active gunfight with hit-men from the Fire Birds and two gunmen from the Southern Cross.

     Near the two are two dead Southern Cross members, or at least going to die. I can tell someone on the Fire Birds side is holding a shoulder wound, but I don't break my hiding position.

     Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang etc-!

     Taking aim I Magazine-Dump into the two men, killing them as well as sending a few shots into the possums on the ground to make sure they are dead. I yell to the Fire Birds Group.

     "It is Lee, you alright?"

     I hear Jenifer yell at me.

     "I had a grazed shot on my shoulder, but I am fine."

     Emptying my magazines and putting new ones in, I say to them.

     "I killed one earlier and this makes five, so there's one more plus a stealth monk."

     As I came around I saw Jenifer holding her shoulder and it is something I can patch up later, then another woman said.

     "That's all six then, I got one when they ran in."

     I nodded and then said.

     "That one is after me so I will draw them away, stay put and watch everywhere..."

     Then looking at my watch I go towards the Bunny! I then yell. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!

     "MOUNTAIN TEMPLE MONKS ARE EASY-WHORES!"

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     Ronald Di, feeling the sniper was gone, stuck his head out, and he saw many bystanders that cannot pass on the highway come to look.

     Di then mingles in with the crowd for cover. He pulled his phone out and called someone.

     "Hello Mr Feng! It is bad, some terrorist kidnapped me and used my car and credit cards to attack your daughter!"

     He smiles thinking how smart he is and then responds.

     "That's right! They chased Tina into the forest and- gagagagagaga!"

     Ronald Di had dropped his phone and then fell to the ground twitching. 

     The redheaded woman caught the phone before it hit the ground. Then holding her stunner in one hand and the phone in the other, she talked on the phone.

     "Father this bastard Ronald Di was trying to kidnap me and force me to marry him, he even tried to kill everyone in my group... Yes Rick is in the woods now killing them... Yes I was going to even if you did not give me permission. Don't worry he will still be breathing when I am done, yes love you too father."

     Tina with no emotion said to the now moving Ronald Di.

     "I won't let a man go that dares touch one of Rick's women, lets see how much you want me around in a bit?"

     Zap Zap Zap Zap Zap! With a cold face, a hand stunner in her left, and a dagger in her right, the crowd that was around all left watching the cruel scene that followed...

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     I swiftly climbed up in a tree and began to scan the area for the assassin. Then I heard a womanish voice, but the voice echoed around eerily in the dark.

     "Rick Lee, the spawn of that bastard who dared dismiss me for that tramp whore. It is not nice to meet you."

     I found a Gun-Fu flaw! If I can't see my target I can't shoot it... So I look for her. This is obviously fucking Laura Lang, but nobody told me she was a fighter!

     "Man, my dads luck was so good to get rid of you! If you were my mother I would have to die of shame!"

     From another location her voice is still moving, her stealth skill is too high for me to find her till she attacks.

     "Do you think I am stupid and will let you shoot at me with your toys? Guns have weaknesses too, plus you're not invincible, in fact I can easily kill you, just watch!"

     Swoosh Thunk! From my blind spot, she shot an arrow with combustible liquid on the head to start the tree I am on on fire.

     Not only that, my Medical Skill is getting a hint of a hallucinogenic in the smoke, so I cover my mouth and nose the best I can.

     Staying here means death, so I leap out of the tree tumbling to hide behind another. I put my guns away knowing she is avoiding them, then I pull out my collapsible batons.

     Chink Chink! I keep my eyes open despite the odds I will find her in the dark. Crap, my vision has some faint effects from the smoke, but it's not heavy.

     "Oh? So you're going to fight like a man now? Well you're right, I won't be shot so easily, but I think you're affected by my smoke, right?"

     Actually this feels like nitrous-oxide or better known as laughing-gas. I grin.

     "This gas feels good, thanks, it will let me see your ugly face better, ha-ha, oh a pretty Bunny?!"

     Swoosh! Clank Clank! Swoosh! Clank Clank! Swoosh! Clank Clank!

     She appeared from behind my tree, swinging her Broadsword trying to take my life!

     Sure, I may have some of that gas in me but I am a Grandmaster, so I am reduced to her level or slightly lower at the moment. I only defend her strikes with a smile!

     Swoosh! Clank Clank! Swoosh! Clank Clank! Swoosh! Clank Clank!

     "Brat, why are you smiling, you're going to die?"

     "That vicious Bunny is going to get you, old hag!"

     "Huh? What non-, AHHHHHHHHH!"

     BANG! And from the distance we both clearly hear the shot that ripped through her upper leg shredding it off her body in a bloody mess!

     Thwack Thwack! Thwack Thwack! Without hesitation, I commence the beating of a lifetime on this now passing out woman.

     I made sure to remove her sword from her hands then knock her ass out!

     Quickly I remove my belt and tie a tourniquet on her now messy stump! I don't want her dying on me, oh no!

     [Sorry I was aiming for her right arm so I guess my aim was off, fufu, I am on my way Rick.]

     I call Jenifer's phone. And while I do this I remove all weapons from this woman, and I don't care that I will bring her out mostly naked.

     [Yes, how are you Rick?]

     "It is over, I got the last one, so tell the men to head back. Secure Tina for me."

     [I will radio everyone and on it! Click... do do do...]

     "That was the first time she called me Rick!"

     Then Bunny, I meant Mei, came up to me holding the sniper rifle with a smile.

     "Good job baiting her out by putting your guns away. I could not find her before."

     I stumble to my but for a minute as the worst of the smoke is passing.

     "Being drugged was not fun, let me tell you, this stuff is messing with me."

     Mei hands me the rifle while she starts to drag the lump of meat along while putting her clothing around the stump so she does not bleed out. I then carry the stuff and follow Mei.

     She looks at Laura Long and, sighs.

     "Looks like you shattered most of her teeth, so soft foods for her and no more smiling, well if she did in the first place, fufu. Rick, remind me to never get on your bad side master~!"

     "Cough, Actually that is her fault. my drugged state made it hard to aim. I was only trying to knock her out."

     Mei smiled at me looking funny carrying her stuff, and I am soooo keeping this Broadsword as a trophy!

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     When the two of us finally got back to the group and we laid Laura and Di side by side, I could not figure-out which one of the two was going to hate life more?! I could tell Di will never have children again.

     I called Jenifer over and attended to her shoulder before I worked to stabilize our prisoners.

     I also helped our super crazy elite hummer pilot! This guy will get a promotion when I win this game, he is my new hero!

     He volunteered for my crazy plan. I had given him that gas mask to use.

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     By the time I performed triage on all the wounded, the medical and military helicopters had arrived on scene to collect the evidence and remaining prisoners. The wounded were evaced, and we were questioned.

     Nick Soto, my lawyer, was called to make sure I would not face any issues. All my guns are legal and they let Mei Xia off no issue.

     I had put an ice pack on her shoulder while no one was looking, for her bruising of the rifle which kicks a bit. All in all we did good work!

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     I was sitting in the back of the SUV with Mei and Tina, with Jenifer up front with a Fire Birds member driving as we made it back around 5 am.

     Tina, holding my arm, asked me.

     "Going to classes today, Rick?"

     I look at her playful face and shake my head no, then she said.

     "Then we will stay home for Thursday as well, fufu. This was a fun date!"

     When she said 'date', my lip twitched, yes my woman is broken!